Am I the only one who would watch every damn minute of this?

Cliffy_Is_A_Paradox · 6 months

With commentaters Troy and Ahbed...Take my money!

deivijs · 6 months

I'd love if people stopped using "am I the only one".

No, you're not. Even moreso when you are posting goddamn Swanson on Reddit.

chuckimus · 6 months

I'm down for Dwight's personal defense class.

xraycatbanana · 6 months

Let's say it was ninety minutes long. Swanson would take out Donaghy in ten seconds, and eat steaks for 89 minutes and fifty seconds.

GrossEwww · 6 months

I would sell my left kidney just to see this happen.

CatsAreJerks · 6 months

I'll bet my first born on Swanson to win in round one.

Mastr · 6 months

$100 on Swanson!

Rohm · 6 months

Yeah you're the only one. Congratulations! You're all alone in the world. How does it feel?

danoll · 6 months

Did you create this picture? If your answer is no then you are obviously not the only one who would watch this.

oboedude · 6 months

liannosaur · 6 months

I would watch the shit out of this.

DextrosKnight · 6 months

Jack's got a bad heart, Sawnson has a huge advantage. Of course, Swanson also lives off a diet of eggs, bacon and steak, so it might be a pretty level playing field after all.

haiku1991 · 6 months

is this even a question... EVERYONE will watch every minute of this

srslykindofadick · 6 months

Yeah, because the internet HATES 30 Rock and Parks and Rec.

theduderman · 6 months

Only if it's being broadcasted by Troy and Abed.

jwilliard · 6 months

I would avoid this as if it were the plague.

jWalkerFTW · 6 months

I wouldn't watch ANY minutes of this.

Senor_Wilson · 6 months

Love Parks and recreation, but not really a fan of 30 rock.

RikkiTikkiTaavi · 6 months

Don't get me wrong, Ron 'F*ckin' Swanson is good and all, but wouldn't 'Duke Silver' be more appropriate?

someones_dog · 6 months

Ron will most definitely win.

Maggeddon · 6 months

I would watch every minute of this, buy all of the merchandise, and ceaselessly post quotes and gif of it to reddit, harvesting thousands of karma whilst I did so.

I'm in.

goose666 · 6 months

Jack donaghy, hands down.

CaptCapsize · 6 months

This... is amazing. I feel that a very specific set of competitive events would have to be held in order to showcase these two great men in all their glory. It's obvious that something like debate or suit wearing would go to Jack, and carpentry or bacon consumption to Swanson; we need to find that gray area, like... staring contests (imagine the intensity!) or drinking chess (the bottle would probably be the only loser). WE NEED TO MAKE THIS A REALITY PEOPLE, START THINKING!

pyramidbread · 6 months

Needs more Ken Barlow

JustAnswers · 6 months

talcuacha1 · 6 months

I just printed this and put it on my cubicle wall!

Hank_Moody · 6 months

Needs more Denny Crane.

VicVictory · 6 months

Obviously not, as you must be the fourth person to post it with that exact same title.

IAAA · 6 months

Imagine if it was written by Aaron Sorkin.

spamgobbler · 6 months

I've hung the poster in my home. Everyone loves it and wonders when the fight is...

byrdmanrising · 6 months

I have to fucking wait until November??...

SonofSonofSpock · 6 months

I honestly don't want 30 Rock anywhere near Parks and Rec.

M1n1true · 6 months

Remind anyone else of that old show.. What was it, Celebrity Smackdown? It was claymation and had celebrities fight to the death.

bendu · 6 months

Only if NPH moderated/MC'd the event.

afcagroo · 6 months

You mean you missed it? F/X showed it live last Sunday.

Man, that's too bad. It was magnificent. All I can say is that it's a good thing they had Chuck Norris as the referee.

xugapu · 6 months

Ron has a golden gun, can make canoes and tables and is a hidden genius (He solved the Valentine's day riddle like a boss). WINNER.

EDIT: And he eats four to five steaks in a sitting. That's the boss diet right there.

Varkeer · 6 months

Go Team Jack!

Neonemperor · 6 months

I have no idea who Jack Donaghy even is...but we share a similar name.

Wonkey37 · 6 months

The majority of the program would be Ron driving to Mulligan's after the victory.

doubleu · 6 months

yes.

allthef00dispoison · 6 months

iPeeLavaLampGoo · 6 months

"Give me all the bacon and eggs you have . . . . . Stop. Come here. I'm worried that what you heard me say was 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.'" -Ron Swanson.

downtheupvote · 6 months

Greatest.concept.ever.

dgd765 · 6 months

Someone please create a blow by blow commentary of this going down

bleedscarlet · 6 months

sadness at lack of credit. I would however watch it on loop several times.

kobun253 · 6 months

anyway to turn this into a poster that i can frame?

FriendOfTheGophers · 6 months

It says "Sat., Nov 20". The soonest this event could take place is 2017

CRLBRKER · 6 months

Yes.

ExFiler · 6 months

dwolfe10203 · 6 months

im gonna watch that so hard.

K_Uger_Industries · 6 months

Relevant

d_bo · 6 months

Donaghy would walk this. He told me as much during his completely wordless seminar on the power of eye contact. I believe it was entitled, " ."

cleminem9919 · 6 months

You wouldn't have a choice, your tv would automatically turn on to this channel and refuse to switch at the risk of it's existence.

NRadd · 6 months

If this was pay per view. . . good god damn!

j00jy · 6 months

There's no way that would take place on a Saturday. Events like this only happen on Sunday! SUNDAY! Sunday! AT THE HERP DERP MEMORIAL ARENA CENTER! MOSTER JAMMMMMMMM!

Oceat · 6 months

You're not, and you know it.

Hulemann · 6 months

Tbh. Think they like each other. But will fight to the death over some small thing.

yyx9 · 6 months

That SNL that Alec Baldwin hosted when he and Tim Meadows were POWs and he (Baldwin) snuck in a gun in his anus, that was Alec in his prime he was incredibly funny. In the last 15 years it's just the same old tired nonsense and the humor is in inside jokes and obligatory remarks instead of insane realism he used to possess. He's a dying horse people.

wookiesandwich · 6 months

Why is Reddit so obsessed with these shows? Yeah I agree, they're better than most of the other crap on network TV but so what? The massive collective hive-mind boner for these shows is getting ridiculous. If you break em all down they are just 3 different versions of the same thing that NBC has fooled you into thinking are unique and special and that the other networks are trying desperately to copy.

BetterThanOP · 6 months

This is what I visualize imagining this showdown

xWhackoJacko · 6 months

Imagine if Alec was Chris instead of Rob Lowe. Yea, I just blew your mind.

iMarmalade · 6 months

I would buy this on pay per view.

artistofdesign · 6 months

I literally clapped!

tab021 · 6 months

Ron has more facial hair. The more manly if the two have already been decided. Then add in that out of character he is a man of supreme burly-ness, Ron wins. Landslide victory

SimilarImage · 6 months

Age	User	Title	Reddit	Cmnt	Points
4 months	Generic_Review	No idea what this is, but I'm down. I'm taking Swanson in 5.	/r/pics	322	1164
4 months	Ryno3639	I would give all my money to see this.	/r/pics	25	234
4 months	ermano	I would definitely watch this.	here	11	103

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Grimmbles · 6 months

Yes, you are the only person who likes two of the internet's favorite television characters.

sachegrande · 6 months

I was considering posting this today. Damn you and your new karma!

jezza24 · 6 months

Please tell me this is for reals!

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