When I'm crossing the street and someone honks at me to hurry up

shadalator · 5 months

MOOOOOOve bitch get out da way

sachegrande · 5 months

I've been on almost all day, this still made me laugh. Thank you.

thesircuddles · 5 months

Normally I speed up as a courtesy to cars waiting to turn when I have the right of way, because I'm what I would consider to be a decent person.

When someone does that quick burst foward/stop move, or honks, or does anything that says 'Hurry up', I immediately slow. The fuck. Down.

I live in Canada so I feel like I'm safe from being shot or assaulted. It's something I wouldn't do in Amuhrica.

CJS14 · 5 months

When you're driving you hate pedestrians, when you're walking you hate drivers, but, no matter the form of transportation, everyone hates people on bikes.

[deleted] · 5 months

I'm willing to bet OP actually speeds up to get out of the way.

PlRATEBAY · 5 months

The video: http://nos.nl/video/353686-koeien-weer-de-wei-in.html

american_europhile · 5 months

Maybe it's our crazy unregulated traffic laws or text-while-you-drive culture, but I have never felt safe crossing a road in America. In Europe I could practically walk a busy intersection with my eyes closed balancing an egg on a teaspoon clenched between my teeth.

Khan-Tet · 5 months

If you are a pedestrian with no ambulatory issues in a non-emergency situation and impede traffic by slowly crossing when you clearly have a "don't walk" signal, or you deliberately cross in the middle of the street forcing drivers to slam on their brakes, then you are a fucking jerk and deserve a swift kick in the ass, plain and simple. Much like "The customer is not always right," the pedestrian does not always have the right of way, despite what some people might wish. You could not, for example, get away with sitting down in the middle of the road and blocking traffic for no good reason.

Edit: That said, if I'm walking across a street when I clearly have the right of way, and some fuckwad makes a left turn directly in front of me, I get extremely verbal.

ShakeNBakey · 5 months

Some jerks were crossing a very busy street while the traffic light just turned green. Everyone had to wait for their dumbasses to fully cross when the signal was clearly bright red telling them not to cross. I only hope that you do not do the same and that this image is referring to people getting mad at you for obeying the rules and inconveniencing them when it was clearly your turn to cross.

DeCortez10 · 5 months

Alas, I have but one upvote to give to this hilarious post. Quite the travesty.

umpah831 · 5 months

That is one mad cow.

uncwil · 5 months

Best gif this week for shizzle.

[deleted] · 5 months

Just shut the fuck up and get to steppin, you no agenda havin pedestrian mother fucker.

citadel712 · 5 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB0hJ6WNI3Y

hooterboy · 5 months

"I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool"

curiousbutton · 5 months

you want some of this, bitch?

Reminds me of the dude from Jon Lajoie's videos

[deleted] · 5 months

I can't upvote this enough. So here, have some comment karma!

gokism · 5 months

My beat up used car got a short in the horn causing it to honk unexpectedly. I was trying to exit from an alley when an old lady appeared to my left on the sidewalk. I gave her the signal to walk across. Halfway through the street I signaled to turn left and the horn went off. Worst dirty look I've ever received.

index420 · 5 months

WTF man...i have tears in my eyes lol

de_menace · 5 months

MAD cow disease has never been funnier

InspiredByKITTENS · 5 months

I frickin' love cows. They're awesome in so many ways.

Raixiel · 5 months

Oh man... I think I woke up some people, this made me laugh so hard XD

pizzamage · 5 months

Were you the guy I honked at earlier? Because you were crossing when there was a green light.

I_Write_Fiction · 5 months

On a particularly bad day 3 years ago, I was sitting at a red light frustrated that I failed my oral defense to obtain my Ph.D. After years of hard work and 5 months of continuous study, I allowed my anxiety to get the better of me. Frustration does not describe the absolute rage and disappointment throbbing through my mind.

As the light changed from red to green, I noticed that the car in front of me wasn't moving. On any other day, I would wait 5-7 seconds before I give them a single courtesy honk to politely bring their attention to the light change. However on this day, my anger guided my decision to BLAST the horn. Because I drive a truck, I could see that she immediately dropped her make-up kit and accelerated forward. As soon as she entered the intersection, I noticed that a car was speeding towards her perpendicularly. I watched the entire incident unfold before me as if in slow-motion. I sensed something wasn't right, but didn't have enough time to register what was happening. Suddenly, I heard a thunderous clash and a drunk driver completely destroys her car. I painfully watched as her flipped over several times, only coming to a stop when it hit the traffic light pole.

TantaeUirtutis · 5 months

Sometimes Reddit feels like a giant caption contest for animated gifs / images... This is not a good thing.

minifidel · 5 months

Posted 8 hours ago in /r/reactiongifs, with the exact same title by a different user.

At least change the fucking title if you're going to steal shit.

EDIT: So apparently, the sooner you repost something, the better it is, considering the way most people seem to complain about weekly reposts, but "crossposting" (with no credit to the actual OP) a few hours later with the same title is fine.

CrimsonCrossfire · 5 months

Reminds me of high school "Bullies." How to handle it? Take some of it. Handful of their nuts should do, that'll teach em.

haifischsandiwch · 5 months

I just give a very dirty look that I hope says, you can wait a bit asshole.

schniggens · 5 months

I just slow way the fuck down.

aXehanD_ler · 5 months

I giggled.

Setekhus · 5 months

Cow turns Honey Badger in 2 seconds.

i_am_new_there · 5 months

laugh out loud larry

DEWSHO · 5 months

Or better yet, when you're in a parking lot! Asshats!

Cobraw · 5 months

reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpYRFlpoB78

AliceR06 · 5 months

I read this quickly on a glimpse and read it as "When I'm cross dressing and someone honks at me on the street"...

one_two_eight · 5 months

People do this? Even when you're at a crosswalk?

cumfarts · 5 months

I always jog through crosswalks and parking lots if there's a car waiting or even pulling up. They're in control of a machine capable of popping you like a cockroach and you should respect that.

Bryaxis · 5 months

That cow has a real beef with the cameraman.

sergeantprepper · 5 months

uh... you get mad cow disease?

8bittechno · 5 months

Cows are scary.

AlexIsOnFire11 · 5 months

This one is so hilarious it deserves a fucking award!

serrit · 5 months

You don't really do that.

Bfeezey · 5 months

Been driving here in San Diego for 100,000+ miles. Never seen someone honk or do the start stop. I feel bad when someone crossing in front of me does that fake jog like they feel bad for using the cross walk. Drivers seemed really courteous to LEDs in San Francisco too. On the other hand, walking around Ft Lauderdale and Orlando drivers were complete pieces of shit.

TheNeuromancer · 5 months

It looks like that cow has Creutzfeld-Jakob Disease.

dossier · 5 months

Reminded me of this

bettse · 5 months

Needs to be crossposted to /r/portland

alextoremember · 5 months

What an awkward enCOWnter.....fuck it, I'm going to bed

lovelytrees3 · 5 months

My shit. I just lost it.

virusdotexe · 5 months

More like you become unusually self conscious for the next four minutes.

wkc78 · 5 months

hilarious!

alexp5 · 5 months

I'm interested in the thought process that led you to this. So Classic and original. Brilliant!

Edit: Spellcheck.

sequoia_trees · 5 months

I dont smoke. I vape though!

MikeLove9 · 5 months

Fuck you if you're crossing against the light, and everyone that does the same.

Cowicide · 5 months

Cows... everywhere, cows!!!

Howard_Beale · 5 months

I'm more like this!

flukz · 5 months

You versus a 3 thousand pound vehicle. Smart. I give pedestrians the right of way ( It's the law ) but if you wanna get all squirrely I'll bump ya.

beamish14 · 5 months

Come to California. People will actually murder you if you don't make a right turn on a red light.

distractthepaladin · 5 months

Holy Christ! A Star Trek life form that feeds on repressed rage could get morbidly obese in this thread.

guntycankles · 5 months

THIS made top of the front page????

DSpuDs · 5 months

i wish i could double up vote this gif. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

aaronwhite1786 · 5 months

I lost my shit!

chadking · 5 months

I always hurry across the street.

ximacx74 · 5 months

I turn into a cow when that happens too!!!

Cueball61 · 5 months

It's actually a traffic violation to use your horn in a stationary vehicle. Just saying.

Imterriblyvexed · 5 months

I'm walking here!

chubbler · 5 months

Dude, I either don't walk around the city enough (5 days a week?) or everyone is nice where I live, but I have never seen anyone do that.

Man, cities like NYC must suck...

Ill stick to my 250k population city for now.

YahwehObeyLove · 5 months

BEST GIF I'VE EVER SEEN.

SmokeyDBear · 5 months

Let me start off by saying I have really big legs for my frame. I'm 6' and 180 lbs but I have legs more appropriate to a 220 lb running back. Don't ask me why, just always have. Anyway, I was walking across a busy street with a green walk signal one day and just happened to cross in front of a friend's car. I was wearing headphones and she wanted to get my attention so she waited until I was right in front of her car and blew her horn. It worked; I must've jumped 3 feet in the air. The problem was that I was trying a new brand of boxers that fit my waist but really didn't fit my thighs. About halfway into my jump I felt the damned things basically disintegrate in my pants. When I landed I wasn't entirely sure what had happened so I just stopped for a second. Eventually I looked over to see my friend laughing her ass off and realized I should get out of the street. I never bought that brand of boxers again.

teewuane · 5 months

I wasn't honking at you. now you feel dumb.

msdrahcir · 5 months

mad cow disease!

watershark · 5 months

I personally like to pull the . . . stop in the street then look around with the "who's honking at who look all over my face" never directly making eye contact with who I know full well blasted said horn. . . then after a few cars have already circled around our good friend who is in such a hurry I give a shrug and go for the "I guess I must be hearing things act" and go on with my day.

54kiLightning · 5 months

Thanks for being a dick.

colleen123 · 5 months

I saw a woman with a walker try to cross in the middle of the street last year. A driver kindly stopped his car, although he had was not required to. As she put her walker off the curb and onto the street, the car coming up behind the first car decided to illegaly pass on the right. He came this close to hitting her.

snorch · 5 months

I want to upvote the picture and downvote your stupid title. Not everything has to be a reaction image or "How I feel when" post.

Jack_Squire · 5 months

He's in a 2 ton metal bullet. You aren't.

Hamzerger · 5 months

Hilarious...except for the fact that the vast majority of you aren't doing these things and instead slink across the street and formulate your version of reality to post on Reddit.

Good job on the internet points though.

Bipolarruledout · 5 months

Fuck these people. The only walking they do is at walmart.

midnight_toker22 · 5 months

Look at all these idiots bragging about how it's their "right" to hold of up traffic as long as they please because "No one tells me what to do, so fuck you!"

What a selfish selfish society we live in. If you really think this is awesome, you're probably the kind of person you claim to hate.

Derpabo · 5 months

This shit made my day

Patroclus0 · 5 months

Y U take so long to cross the street?!

happyvocal · 5 months

My guy friend used to dance Shakira's 'hips don't lie' in the middle of the road if someone honked at him for going slow.. This friend is a keeper. xD

Sporkitized · 5 months

If this is a regular occurrence for you, you should probably just speed the fuck up in the first place. I'd be one of the people honking at your slow inconsiderate ass for holding me up just because you think you're too cool to do anything but slowly stroll across the crosswalk when there are people waiting for you to move.

theroachsays · 5 months

This makes me want to find a cow with a personality and have it as a pet.

Ocrasorm · 5 months

DO not eat this cow!!

CaptainMogran · 5 months

Stay in the suburbs, naive padwan.

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