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[–]tllnbks 100 points101 points ago

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Worst.advertisement.ever

Doesn't even tell you where to buy it.

[–]haiku_robot 33 points34 points ago

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Worst.advertisement.
ever    Doesn't even tell 
you where to buy it.

[–]horatiowilliams 5 points6 points ago

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I've missed you.

[–]zumu 5 points6 points ago

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Uhh... that's the best part.

[–]Klewg 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure it was just telling people about the existence of sweet ass raping ponchos and their effects, I don't think the advertisement was looking to sell any.

[–]Acid_Override 3 points4 points ago

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I heard this in my head.

[–]nakens07 1 point2 points ago

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I read it in Aziz Ansari's voice in my head.

[–]SllikkillS 57 points58 points ago

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Extreme advertisements. The best ever. www.extremeadvertisements.com

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Grapes: Sure, there's other food, but these shits taste so good you won't give three fucks about four fucks.

[–]no_springs 1 point2 points ago

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Extreme advertising. May it never stop raping your stupid bitch ass you want these slippers you worthless fuck.

[–]johnnydizz 1 point2 points ago

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I went right to the very lowest rated one to see how bad it was. It did not dissapoint

HOLY SHIT THERES MORE THEN THE PEGUIN FAG. Indeed.

[–]cuttinace -1 points0 points ago

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Ehh. It's ok. After a while it feels like being on /r/spacedicks

[–]CaptainSombrero 3 points4 points ago

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Terrifying at first then it's all just a big pile of "meh?"

[–]ExK4 2 points3 points ago

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I'd say exciting at first but you're on the right track.

[–]trampus1 -2 points-1 points ago

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I "meh'd" at the whole thing. Not really advertisements, they just take an object and cuss about it.

[–]ivanvzm 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fucking shit that is the best website in fucking evar!

[–]jimmyjjwalker 25 points26 points ago

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[–]lovemyfakeboobs 17 points18 points ago

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I don't know why I bothered to click your link when your comment and the URL text said it all.

[–]Fine_Cut 4 points5 points ago

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I saw this picture before reddit existed.

[–]Euphorium 22 points23 points ago

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The ass raping poncho, for the rapist that has everything.

[–]scoops22 0 points1 point ago

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Well you need a poncho for every occasion as a rapist. Maybe keep the colorful ones for ass rape and the beige ones for every other type of rape.

[–]strangenchanted 2 points3 points ago

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Your ass has been sent to /r/nocontext (rapists, take note)

[–]Sentient545 6 points7 points ago

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Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

[–]mruptown 1 point2 points ago

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hmm... no foolin!

[–]Sentient545 2 points3 points ago

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Not gonna lie, I'm actually really happy someone got the reference.

[–]mruptown 0 points1 point ago

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Not gonna lie, I clicked on the comments to post this myself, then was pleasantly surprised that someone beat me to it.

[–]eoliveri 0 points1 point ago

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Who you jivin' wit dat cosmic debris?

[–]hatekillpuke 0 points1 point ago

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The price of meat has just gone up, and your old lady had just gone down.

[–]The_Repost_Officer 3 points4 points ago

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This is a repost. You can pay off your ticket by replying with a picture of a poncho and boobs.

[–]Gonomed 13 points14 points ago

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Makes me wanna go buy a poncho

[–]Galarron 11 points12 points ago

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Buy? Just pirate it.

[–]mecrio 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to 2012.

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[–]mitchmatch1 7 points8 points ago

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But you can download a car.

[–]cesiumtea 0 points1 point ago

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Won't fit on my hard drive, though

[–]HigherPrimate 1 point2 points ago

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you aint got no ass?

[–]missalissa15 8 points9 points ago

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"Bitch ain't even COLD in that poncho!" really got me

[–]ChAdLeYisRaDlEy 6 points7 points ago

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"Pretend you ain't fat!" could be a decent selling point.

[–]theamazingape 21 points22 points ago

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Oh yeah gratuitous swearing, that instantly makes it funny every time

[–]mecrio 19 points20 points ago

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You're obviously not 8.

[–]AlienGrill 11 points12 points ago

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Fuck yeah it fucking does you faggot fuck.

[–]cesiumtea 4 points5 points ago

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I like classier swears, like twat-twiddling cumbucket

[–]brningpyre 1 point2 points ago

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*diddling

[–]cesiumtea 0 points1 point ago

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More correct, maybe, but it loses the alliteration (and I always absolutely adore alliteration).

[–]feelinweird 4 points5 points ago

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Agreed. There are ways to be tasteless but still have taste.

[–]iDontShift 4 points5 points ago

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yes it was over the top, cursing every sentence is to much.

it is a poncho, nobody fucking cares

[–]Randomacts 1 point2 points ago

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Case and point, the potato.

[–]TheBrightestSunshine 1 point2 points ago

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Case in point.

[–]Randomacts 1 point2 points ago

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No no, those things need to be separated or they will fight.

[–]Scherzkeks 0 points1 point ago

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Not in that poncho. (Well, maybe in the beige one.)

[–]youaintnoweeblewobbl 5 points6 points ago

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Except the fact that there is no information as to how or where to obtain a poncho!

[–]Acid_Override 9 points10 points ago*

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Its funny because it says fuck!!

[–]sierra102 1 point2 points ago

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who's been using my delorean

[–]SweetSonOfABitch 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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seems legit.

[–]Sly_R 1 point2 points ago

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False. It is a horrible advertisement because no contact information is provided.

[–]kamehamoose 1 point2 points ago

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How do you make a best ____ (insert ad/essay/powerpoint...)? Be vulgar.

[–]DoctorMiracles 1 point2 points ago

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You gotta have. Marble. Columns.

[–]additionalpylon 1 point2 points ago

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This is an old 4chan meme

[–]cmilla 1 point2 points ago

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bitch aint even cold in that poncho

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 1 point2 points ago

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i am more interested in the girl on the left. she looks kind of cute.

[–]ajgator7 5 points6 points ago

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I think I got this in an email like 8 years ago.

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

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I want to buy a poncho but the ad doesn't tell me where I can get one!

[–]HairlessSasquatch 3 points4 points ago

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Getting really sick of advertisements and even general reddit posts advertising a game telling you to "buy this shit" because "it's this fucking thing". It's just going for shock value and makes you look retarded and unable to carry yourself as an adult

I know I'm going to get downvoted to hell and back but this is my opinion and if you don't like it then that's too bad, ain't it?

[–]Mekkkah 1 point2 points ago

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I'm with you, brother.

[–]MelancholySpork12 3 points4 points ago

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Old but still funny as hell

[–]vernonhardapple13 0 points1 point ago

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This is my first exposure to such epic advertising. Is this legit? What publication is this from?

[–]salenth 4 points5 points ago

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I want to see more of the girl in the ad next to it... What is wrong with me?

[–]feratian 3 points4 points ago

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You're a lesbian or straight man.

[–]spiffyclip 2 points3 points ago

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It's funny because they swear a lot!

[–]mecrio 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno if I wanna wear something that makes me ass rape people.

[–]zumu 0 points1 point ago

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Best part is that there's no contact info. It's just an advertisement for ponchos in general.

[–]circle_ 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason this reminded me of that old Delta Airlines flash animation that did the rounds years back. I even read it in that dudes voice.

Now I must find this Delta animation. edit Found it.

[–]warped_and_bubbling 0 points1 point ago

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They need something like this in Mad Men

[–]Hungry_Alcoholic 0 points1 point ago

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Now I want a fucking pancho!

[–]Hungry_Alcoholic 0 points1 point ago

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Poncho? Paonchu? Pinocchio?

[–]P3ngu1n48 0 points1 point ago

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Thank the heavens.

I've been needing custom printed shirts for as long as I can remember.

I wonder if they'll print on my poncho...

[–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

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Gonna be a chilly one today, better grab my ass raping poncho.

[–]yes0hmyg0d 0 points1 point ago

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I love custom printed T-Shirts.

[–]RalphWasntHere 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure... is it a fucking-poncho or a fucking poncho? They really should specify...

[–]bigbillhell85 0 points1 point ago

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I somehow need a poncho.

[–]retrobuddha 0 points1 point ago

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I want a poncho

[–]Grinch420 0 points1 point ago

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a poncho that isnt waterproof fuck all that

[–]beans_and_bacon 0 points1 point ago

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Don't buy ponchos. Do you have scissors and a blanket? You are two minutes away from a poncho.

[–]MrSwedishMan 0 points1 point ago

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This must be a work of JaboOodydubs, they are awesome, check their youtube

[–]qreen 0 points1 point ago

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"get three and wear this fucker every other day!" ಠ_ಠ

[–]Uninformed_Commentor 0 points1 point ago

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Check it out now, poncho brother.

[–]LadStankfoot 0 points1 point ago

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Now is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?

[–]SeienShin 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck me I want that poncho

[–]Boozingmonkey 0 points1 point ago

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This just made my fucking day

[–]planet5421 0 points1 point ago

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I instantly thought of this

[–]JayTS 0 points1 point ago

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According to Facebook, I posted this photo on my wall with a college humor logo in the bottom right corner on December 22, 2008.

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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They forgot to add TITS in there somewhere.

[–]BuckeyesRNuts 0 points1 point ago

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I'm buying a poncho

[–]squizzix 0 points1 point ago

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I...I...I want a poncho.

[–]lucidianforge 0 points1 point ago

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Custom t-SHIRTS???

[–]conitation 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly... I want a poncho >.>

[–]CraftyCaprid 0 points1 point ago

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I want to see the whole face, half I'm not sure if shes cute or not.

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[–]treyfefty 0 points1 point ago

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Just bring Purell and you're golden.

[–]aloeicious 0 points1 point ago

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CONTACT INFO?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch if you ain't got an ass wear a poncho.

[–]clayclayclay 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations, you found something that's not only older than reddit, it predates the internet too.

Congratulations yet again, for being the one billionth redditor to post this.

And congratulations a third time for my upvote sir, cause I haven't seen this blast-from-the-past in a while so i totally lol'd. :p

[–]evadingeyes 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts are cool

[–]MercuryBaggins 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sold.

[–]crack_boom -2 points-1 points ago

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I would have to heartily agree. Now I want a fucking poncho.

[–]Guppywily -1 points0 points ago

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Gratuitous use of profanity doesn't make something funny. This type of "funny" ad was old years ago.

[–]GTFOScience -2 points-1 points ago

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Holy shit I love this repost!

[–]duckah -1 points0 points ago

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I don't get it. If I need custom printed t-shirts what am I supposed to do?

[–]wigletbill -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck. That is one fucking poncho.

[–]Rubin0 -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously, ladies, when I see you in a poncho I get this unshakable urge to do terrible things to you.

[–]angrypikachu -1 points0 points ago

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It doesn't even say where you can buy it.

[–]Squackula -1 points0 points ago

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Except.that.it's.not.Ever.

[–]sandwichrage -1 points0 points ago

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this is old but still funny as hell

[–]chimes117 -1 points0 points ago

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I NEED a poncho! Where do I buy one?

[–]AnticitizenPrime -1 points0 points ago

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Reminds me of the 'Wesley Crusher's Sweet-Ass Bouffant' thing.

[–]michaelzelen -1 points0 points ago

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now that we are on the subject where can one buy a legit poncho

[–]longgonejohn -1 points0 points ago

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This is a fake add from the Digg. It is an alternative weekly in Boston. Yeah it is like three years old, at least.

[–]Dexter_of_Trees -1 points0 points ago

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i laughed so hard at this! that poncho looks fuckin sweet!

[–]Jewddha -3 points-2 points ago

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Well, I would of called this a good ad. But there is no way for me to buy one of these. Sure it made me want to buy one but I can't.

[–]mecrio -2 points-1 points ago

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No one else is asking, so I'm going to...why?

[–]mellow__yellow -4 points-3 points ago

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I really want a poncho right now

[–]sbench18 -2 points-1 points ago

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I want a fucking poncho

[–]lostrock -2 points-1 points ago

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fuck, I want one

[–]blutharsch -2 points-1 points ago

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Just spent the last 30 minutes poncho shopping and I haven't found one quite that cool yet.

[–]Darkerson -2 points-1 points ago*

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[–]enriquesford -2 points-1 points ago

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SOLD!!!!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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This is probably the best one

It is so awesome it hurts to look at.

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[–]piepsam -5 points-4 points ago

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fuck! I really want a poncho now!!!

[–]gowompwomp -3 points-2 points ago

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i saw katy perry