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[–]Dickfore 62 points63 points ago

Here's the video. It has sounds!

[–]KingofCraigland 20 points21 points ago

She sounds like a squeaky toy.

[–]itsoktobetakei 2 points3 points ago

"I've made a huge mistake"

[–]slhamlet 26 points27 points ago

Wow, the background dialog is kinda dark, it's a lady talking about a friend or relative going through chemo.

[–]Kelvara 13 points14 points ago

She also has a very unpleasant accent.

[–]zijl 1 point2 points ago

That was all I could think of during the video

[–]neologasm 11 points12 points ago

How did you get sounds with that gif?

[–]Murreki 3 points4 points ago

Sigh

[–]electricmice 1 point2 points ago

well now we know why the corgi looked up at the camera. the guy was making noises.

[–]bfo13 124 points125 points ago

No matter how many time i see this, it gets me every time

[–]sjohnson23 161 points162 points ago

Woke my girlfriend laughing so hard!

Just kidding, she's still locked in the basement

[–]thehornedone 70 points71 points ago

Your girlfriend is Dr. Dre?

[–]quantumcatz 2 points3 points ago

I forgot about Dre

[–]Uninformed_Commentor 0 points1 point ago

She told him not to let him play with that AK.

[–]Rubin0 7 points8 points ago

Arf arf arf. Imma get you lil guy. Arf Arf. Arf... ar...f... You see this guy, human?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Poot. HAHAHAHAHA

[–]whambangbang 9 points10 points ago

same! I'm sitting here giggling like a dork.

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[–]minormalfunction 13 points14 points ago

I laughed for like 5 minutes over this. The caption made it for me.

[–]FlyingPasta 25 points26 points ago

I swear, I see a me gusta face.

[–]Sneebyl 3 points4 points ago

[–]nayson9 133 points134 points ago

Oh look, it is this gif again... I predict the top rated comment will be the mod or the dude saying, "That's a penis!"

[–]yudo 17 points18 points ago

You have predicted the future.

[–]skytro 1 point2 points ago

I have never seen it before, stop complaining

[–]ecmmyers -2 points-1 points ago

Not if we can upvote you above him!

[–]justicelife 0 points1 point ago

You fool! They must not know of this! Cast your downvotes so that we may preserve the future!

[–]dradious 23 points24 points ago

dat face

[–]auxiliary-character 16 points17 points ago

"You're going to be one of the most reposted gifs on the internet."

"Wat."

[–]dantepicante 0 points1 point ago

What's really going to bake your noodle later on is would you still have been a reposted gif if I hadn't said anything?

[–]TheTwist 0 points1 point ago

"wat"

[–]yourbffjill 13 points14 points ago*

The fact at the end always kills me.

EDIT: face :(

[–]De_Angelo 13 points14 points ago

I love that fact, too!

[–]grandfatherbrooks -1 points0 points ago

Fact is, that's a penis.

[–]I_Write_Fiction 13 points14 points ago

One of my fondest childhood memories was my dog Maxz because of all the time we spent together laying around doing nothing. I wasn't a very confident kid, so I didn't have many friends. Throughout the social awkwardness of my youth, it was Maxz that was always there for me. Sure he was a dog and obviously we couldn't verbally communicate with one another. Perhaps it was this impossible connection that made our relationship awesome! Our bond was definitely undeniable.

On one particular winter night when the frigid air pierced with the strength of a thousand paper cuts. We decided to stay inside to enjoy the warmth of our blazing fireplace. I enjoyed a nice T-bone steak by the fireplace and shared it with Maxz. As the night drifted on, I grew increasingly sleepy. I resisted the great allure of the dream world, but to no avail. I couldn't resist anymore, so I caved. I fell asleep.

Suddenly I awoke to the sound of barking. Confused, I asked Maxz what was bothering him. He kept barking. I pet his head and tried to calm down. I looked around the house and everything was fine. As I was regaining my consciousness, I tried to see if he was hungry. At that moment, I remember eating the T-Bone steak and looked for the left-over bone. I turned and found it on the plate. As I held it towards Maxz, I said," Eat this." Immediately he swallowed the entire bone without chewing. Within seconds, he started to bark like an inflated tire. He couldn't breathe. I began panicking. I screamed out for my mom to come help. Nothing. Where was everyone? What am I going to do! I looked back to Maxz and he was laying on his side, lifeless. At that moment, an idea popped in my mind. I boldly thrust my hand into his throat retrieve the T-Bone blocking his airway. Too late. His life has escaped him...

As a result, I dedicated my life towards helping animals. 2 months ago, I was accepted to Harvard School of Veterinarian Medicine.

[–]SHUNTHENONBELIEVERS 8 points9 points ago

I am not even sure what I just read.. what??
Ninja edit: well look at that username .. you got me!

[–]laughingwithu 2 points3 points ago

I was going to call BS when I read you comment.

[–]I_Write_Fiction 1 point2 points ago

<3

[–]TemperMental 7 points8 points ago

TL;DR

Upvote anyways for effort

[–]I_Write_Fiction 1 point2 points ago

That would poison the essence of my post.

[–]po43292 0 points1 point ago

TLDR on 3 paragraphs? What has this world come to?

[–]CaptBartlett 1 point2 points ago

He didn't smell anything bad, he just suddenly realized he'll be seeing Chris Hansen in about a week.

[–]asldkfououhe 1 point2 points ago

i ahve been timewarped back to 2008 when this gif was relevant or entertaining

[–]Deadene 1 point2 points ago

HAR HAR HAR BEST GIF EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]psychiccheese 1 point2 points ago

[–]Ligga-Nips 1 point2 points ago

"Jailbait."

IT'S A TRAP!

[–]TheWizurd 7 points8 points ago

Face at the ends like "dafuq?" XD

[–]NegativeEdge 3 points4 points ago

FARTALITY!

[–]kickpants 3 points4 points ago

If I repost a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost in the comments, does that mean "OP" will give me upvotes?

[–]kickpants 16 points17 points ago

[–]_chao_ 7 points8 points ago

This version is even better.

[–]bvanman 25 points26 points ago

You guys can't fool me. I've got Reddit Enhancement Suite on my side, informing me of your duplicate trickery.

[–]AlphaEnder 3 points4 points ago

Really, I have Reddit Enhancement Suite too and I just love Reddit Enhancement Suite. It let's me know about all of this duplicate shit. It also helps keep scary people like rspiderlink away. Thanks Reddit Enhancement Suite!

[–]Skylarity 2 points3 points ago

Cue circlejerk in 3... 2...

[–]laughingwithu 6 points7 points ago

1... Seems I missed the Boat. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Uninformed_Commentor 0 points1 point ago

I haven't heard of this before.

[–]LerithXanatos 1 point2 points ago

Duplicate found? HA WE WON'T EVEN LET YOU LOOK AT IT!

[–]Djsoundwave 1 point2 points ago

His reaction is also what i had....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Corgi FTW!

[–]BaS3r 1 point2 points ago

I just want you to know I just shared this with everybody in my family. The lulz that will be had.

[–]shortguy014 1 point2 points ago

I love how the dog looks up as if it has been caught in the act.

[–]CSec064 1 point2 points ago

D'awwwwwwwwww corgi. :3

[–]JackalopesAreReal 1 point2 points ago

I like the end when the Corgi looks at the camera like "What you lookin' at bro!?"

[–]savageotter 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have the link to the one where it says I swear she was 18?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Om nom nom nope.

[–]meowserz 0 points1 point ago

This made me feel ok about doing homework I should have done 8 hours ago in the middle of the night

[–]iamaLobsterRabbit 0 points1 point ago

GAHH I'M GONNA EAT YA!! GAHHH..huh??...OOOF!! WHAT THE?!

[–]ag04 0 points1 point ago

Seen this so many times. But Corgi. Take your damn upvote and go.

[–]Hungry_Alcoholic 0 points1 point ago

I'll eat 'em both, I'll be Korean for a night!

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[–]Raixiel 0 points1 point ago

Like this one, but it's better with the audio :p

[–]yayapfool 0 points1 point ago

i know it's a repost times a billion...still upvoted for corgi looks of instant regret :D

[–]evnalmightyyy 0 points1 point ago

This is adorable, and that dog definitely got a good wiff!

[–]divester 0 points1 point ago

"Kiss my furry bee-hind!"

[–]TheRealElvisPresley 0 points1 point ago

Wtf jailbait!

[–]Kamige 0 points1 point ago

i like how at the end he looks up at the camera and hes like "lol wut?"

[–]theislandking 0 points1 point ago

LOL HIS FACE

[–]oatwife 0 points1 point ago

This image has puppy, it has potty humor, there's a surprise twist... Here, have an upvote!

[–]esrever 0 points1 point ago

The funniest part is [the joke]!

[–]thuangirl 0 points1 point ago

little black dog : you dare to bully meeeee. See my special secret technique ... ( turn around ) ......... kiaaaaaaa, FARTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!.

[–]title_reposter 0 points1 point ago

Repost this!

[–]skytro 0 points1 point ago

I just love how he looks directly at the camera

[–]Arcminute 0 points1 point ago

I fart in your general direction!!!

[–]Ederek_Cole 0 points1 point ago

Can we get a still of the corgi's face at the end?

[–]minutman 0 points1 point ago

DAT END FACE!!!

[–]6months23days 0 points1 point ago

[–]choran57 0 points1 point ago

that face at the end kills me

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[–]sick_transit -2 points-1 points ago

Haha!

[–]rhinemaiden84 -1 points0 points ago

That is not butt smell...whawhawhat ... QUEEEEF!!!!

[–]Spaghetti_Bender8873 -1 points0 points ago

His face when he looks at the camera. Priceless.

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou -1 points0 points ago

Has it been 7 days already? repost.

[–]AbheekEB -1 points0 points ago

The wittle one's SHO CUTE

[–]The_Repost_Officer -1 points0 points ago

This is a repost. You can pay of your ticket by replying with a picture of a cat or boobs or bacon.

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[–]CrimsonCrossfire -2 points-1 points ago

Read the title as Eat Tits! Was disappointed, then happy because adorable.

[–]jesuspeppers -2 points-1 points ago

Its definitely his face in the end that gets me