My wife asked who I would sleep with if I was still single [Fixed]

Impkicker · 5 months

Best way out of the trap? If you were single it implies that your wife is still single, and therefore you say would sleep with her.

Trapped_in_Reddit · 5 months

My girlfriend asked me that once, and I sai-

jk, I don't have a girlfriend

*cries*

original-finder · 5 months

Original Submission (100%): My wife asked who I would sleep with if I was still... [D] [Popular]

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MTGandP · 5 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rervj/my_wife_asked_who_i_would_sleep_with_if_i_was/c457txu

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DJHelium · 5 months

Why would you choose Admiral Ackbar?

chuffs · 5 months

If I was single I would sleep with worms.

<~♥~< Becuz witout u I wud dye from broken hert I luv u 5ever >~♥~>

Is the correct answer.

majorkev · 5 months

I would tell my wife "Your question is stupid."

Then I would explain to her why it was stupid, and was in fact crafted to allow her to become angry with me.

Kelsomatic · 5 months

This is actually what I was expecting to see in the original post.

I_Write_Fiction · 5 months

I can attest to this situation based on my personal experience. My husband would sometimes ask me this same question. I didn't think much of it and continued with our life together. 4 years ago, I received an interesting phone call from my best friend, Luis, that would prove to unlock a cascade of following events resulting in my divorce. My friend informed me that he spotted my husband, Richard (at the time) receiving a lap dance at a local strip club. Surprisingly, when my best friend spotted him, his face buried being repeatedly buried in the holiest of holes found on a female body. I'll let your imagination wander about this anatomical location. Anyways, he immediately initiated a conversation with my Richard. At first, you could tell Richard was trying to play it cool. However, as the conversation progressed, Richard grew increasingly nervous. After 3.5 minutes of conversation, he was visibly drowning in perspiration. I guess he should have used Axe! Anyways, he reacted angrily and told my best friend to respect the "bro code".

In the following 6 months, I realized that Richard's visit to the strip club was the least of my problems. I discovered that he was actively engaged in 3 extra-martial relationships. These ladies were all his college students. I was naive to believe that a college professor with a degree in Astrophysics from MIT would be a genuine person. I was wrong.

After a long year of battling with lawyers, the divorce was finalized. I took him to the bank! With the liquid $300,000 and house in Boston, I invested the money into a start-up company that has blossomed into a billion-dollar company. Life is strange sometimes.

iamcba · 5 months

Many Bothans died answering this question.

darwitchm · 5 months

Exactly what I was expecting in the original post

psykiv · 5 months

My teddy bear.

/forever alone

yhallotharlol · 5 months

Trap: an informal term for a cross-dresser.

So, OP, how you doin'?

OneofMany · 5 months

Just tell her Nelson Mandela.

jesusapproves · 5 months

I tell my wife on a semi-irregular basis that I want to fuck her friends.

Which usually results in her going on about all this.

And ends with me saying "but I picked you out of all of them, I could have had any of them I wanted, but I picked you, I could leave you for any of them, but I stay with you, I may want to fuck them, but until you give me permission I stay with you."

And by end, I mean she punches me in the nuts.

Tandarin · 5 months

"What kind of woman are you interested in, so I know to watch you carefully when one is around"

SpectralDagger · 5 months

When I read the title of the original, this is what I expected.

duplexviking · 5 months

Definitely thought this was going to be the image when I opened the original.

chi_gha · 5 months

I've made the same connection as the OP (this line from Stansfield and who I would fuck)

CommonerChaos · 5 months

He took one of the top comments from the original thread and turned it into karma

Frohirrim · 5 months

This is what I thought the first one would be

kuba_10 · 5 months

...and I said Mr Cuddles.

i3rent · 5 months

It's a tarp!

cgowens · 5 months

[broken]

magpiexi · 5 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS4Z61TpCyI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

nosleepatall · 5 months

"If I was still single, I would sleep with ALL the gi....oh, well, fuck."

cheeexe · 5 months

just be honest. maybe you can talk her into a threesome situation. The answer is of course pretty much everyone. Actually fuck this, you should berate her for being such a fool about men. Bitches make me sick sometimes, how could not know that that is our basic feeling. We LOVE sex. in a world where only our pleasure mattered we would only want at least 10 bitches fawning over us sucking various things and feeding us grapes and shit.

its_over_2250 · 5 months

This means so much more coming from faggybuttlove

NudeVeritas · 5 months

To be honest, that's a pretty dumb question.

arrjayjee · 5 months

If my girlfriend pulled that shit I'd give her a list of names as long as her arm. If she didn't like it, I'd tell her to quit her bitching and say "Listen, I don't date girls, I date women. Grow up or get out."

Violentopinion · 5 months

I just never answer the question. Start talking about boxing, that usually kills the covo.

fogburner · 5 months

Sad thing is she probably either thought the guy cheated or is considering or has done it herself already.

black_metal_dog · 5 months

Damn right I'd sleep with a trap.

Biddleman · 5 months

Instantly knew what this was going to be.

i_am_judging_you · 5 months

I would sleep with Ackbar too, honestly

Dreamwaltzer · 5 months

Seriously? You'd sleep with Admiral Ackbar? That is one weird fetish.

ILL_Show_Myself_Out · 5 months

OP, My shields cannot handle cleverness of this magnitude. :-)

UnknownArchive · 5 months

Wife and I are swingers. This conversation goes much different for us.

IamA_Big_Fat_Phony · 5 months

I'm just going to put this here.

So, have you watched it yet? Good, so can we move on from this joke now? It's not funny anymore.

EvOllj · 5 months

I`d fuck anyone with more self esteem and less body fat than you, who would not dare to ask immature relationship destroying trick questions invented by your jealous girlfriends, because they are smarter than that.

Betanut · 5 months

Huh, I said everybody.

funny

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