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There's no bad time for tea. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]HaroldTheTaxMan 38 points39 points ago

My heart is always warmed by these acts of kindness.

[–]theStegosaurus 7 points8 points ago

Mine too :)

[–]sethboy67[S] 6 points7 points ago

I am happy there is a nice comment on my post. All the rest are either saying it's a trap or it's urine. I for one am glad to see the civilians there being friendly to our soldiers.

[–]kinglewy00 -5 points-4 points ago

Yeah, takes a lot to be nice to them after innocent people over there being killed and terrorised by our (mainly your..) troops :)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

How do you have upvotes with that comment? Where do kids on reddit get news?

There is a huge Afgan population that loves American troops.

[–]kinglewy00 -3 points-2 points ago

I think the better question would be where do /you watch /your news, in that case.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

not /r/politics or /r/worldnews like you clearly do.

Which gives me the absolute guarantee you don't have a fucking clue whats going on in Afghanistan except propaganda from the liberal left circlejerk.

[–]Persica 0 points1 point ago

Wow, you're a dick head. Ignorance is bliss. Idiots categorize things because they don't want to think about them ie liberal left or right wing fascist etc. Wake up, the world is sick of being occupied and having the states tell them what to do. How do u think afghans feels about that American soldier that just murdered over a dozen people

[–]kinglewy00 -2 points-1 points ago

Feel free to enlighten me as to what sources you read that are so much more reliable.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

what sources you read that are so much more reliable

...you're kidding right?

[–]kinglewy00 1 point2 points ago

Why would I be? Seeing as (for example) r/politics and r/worldnews is made up of multiple sources all from different perspectives I really don't see what true reliable source of information you're so privy to. Your lack of an actual answer and instead only rhetoric says it all though.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago*

multiple sources all from different perspectives

No, there is only one perceptive in either of those subs. In fact there is indisputable evidence that the mods are removing posts that show a different perspective in /r/politcs. To couple that and the fact that there is ZERO conservative commentators left in /r/politics because it's a circle jerk of 15 year old kids extremely handy with the downvote button when they read something that is different.

It's kind of mind blowing that you are getting anyone to agree with your points considering it's pretty common knowledge that /r/politics is a joke. Just look at any other sub relating to politics.

I suggest you start with /r/libertarian.

Then Drudge report, WAPO, Huffington, WSJ RCP. You might find you don't know shit.

[–]hyrulepirate 8 points9 points ago

IT'S NO TRAP! IT'S A REPOST!

[–]Hyce 11 points12 points ago

I feel special. This is the first time I've actually seen something re-posted on reddit... is this like the initiation?

[–]Major_Butthurt 5 points6 points ago

Yes it is. After today all your post gain double karma.

[–]Hyce -1 points0 points ago

MUST POST ALL THE THINGS

[–]StepOfDub 2 points3 points ago

This was on the front page about a month ago.

[–]Cma1234 18 points19 points ago

Probably urine.

[–]Mutro 10 points11 points ago

Jarate

[–]Punkwasher 5 points6 points ago

You get what you pay for.

[–]Cma1234 8 points9 points ago

I hope he didn't pay for urine. Wait a minute....Bear Grylls? ಠ_ಠ

[–]sethboy67[S] 6 points7 points ago

That's sgt.grylls to you!

[–]leastlol -1 points0 points ago

well, PFC Adams.

[–]Punkwasher 1 point2 points ago

He... might've... maybe for some high quality, you know, someone who only drank champagne all day or so...

I can't believe I am wasting brain power on this thought.

EDIT: Now that I think about it... it's not like I'd be using it for anything else...

[–]Cma1234 2 points3 points ago

I feel that way sometimes here too, then i remember where i am.

[–]Major_Butthurt 1 point2 points ago

Goat urine.

[–]Bear_Grills_RC -1 points0 points ago

And whats wrong with that?

[–]Trog13 -1 points0 points ago

There's no bad time for a warm glass of urine.

[–]PhantomRedFistPhoton 3 points4 points ago

Those guys always loved to give you tea. It was always hot as a million sons and packed with sugar. Not exactly the best thing in 120 degrees, but you appreciate the gesture.

[–]Analhilated 1 point2 points ago

Those must be some sexy boys.

[–]guns_of_navarone 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or is that tea the most concentrated form of caffeine on the planet? Good god that stuff is potent, one cup about that size gave me the jitters.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

No, that's a bad time for tea.

[–]Joseph445 1 point2 points ago

Iroh, is that you?

[–]iLuVtiffany 1 point2 points ago

That's cool, always makes me smile when you see something like this. Ignoring the fact that this is a repost, how is this funny?

[–]Bloranyl 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts too. It might belong in /r/pics if it wasn't for the fact that it's a repost. (Despite it being a nice picture)

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[–]trollmenot 1 point2 points ago

Good thing he didn't order hashbrowns.

[–]AmazingRealist 1 point2 points ago

Submitted:

[–]JakWote 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this posted a bunch of times before, but I finally noticed the other guy in the background looking jealous.

[–]Subcidal 0 points1 point ago

He looks worried, They're both obviously trying to stay out of sight, Then this guy waltzs up and crouchs down in plain view and hands his buddy a cup.

You don't want to be rude and not accept it, But I'm pretty sure their both thinking "what the fuck is this guy doing?"

[–]JakWote 1 point2 points ago

Having been in a similar situation myself, I'm pretty sure that guy is thinking "how come he gets tea? I want some fucking tea!"

[–]blitzedjesus 1 point2 points ago

Hell yes, I loved Chai in both Iraq and Afghanistan. No doubt in my mind that other guy is just jealous.

[–]uranus86 0 points1 point ago

And when the soldier is distracted by the cup of pee

[–]hippopotacat 0 points1 point ago

Guy in the back is jelly

[–]ear10 0 points1 point ago

And no bad time for a repost!

[–]Reichcommander 0 points1 point ago

guy in the back wants some tea too!

[–]Ryokai88 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say afgan chi tea tastes like SH**!!!

Been there done that.

[–]gwilson184 0 points1 point ago

That looks suspiciously unlike tea

[–]guns_of_navarone 0 points1 point ago

Shukran :)

[–]Portashotty 0 points1 point ago

On the other hand, there's always a bad time for pee.

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 0 points1 point ago

the guy in the back goes, i want some, too.

[–]Smaugrens 0 points1 point ago

...or piss, for that matter!

[–]jordan_terry 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but think the guy in the background is a bit jealous!

[–]w00z 0 points1 point ago

FALSE
That's Bear Grylls' Special Afternoon Juice.

[–]exdevlin 0 points1 point ago

This is actually rather touching.

[–]raginmund 0 points1 point ago

"Look, it's not much but I wanted to thank you. Let us partake in my urine."

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

he should hold it by the handle... it looks hot

[–]iyla -3 points-2 points ago

Doesn't really belong in r/funny, but you still get an upvote.

[–]robinacape -1 points0 points ago

But if it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water,
An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it.

You're a better man than I am Gunga Din. http://www.bartleby.com/103/48.html

[–]IAmTheQ -1 points0 points ago

Great picture. I don't know if /r/funny was the best place but I'm glad you posted it either way.

[–]DaBouse -2 points-1 points ago

For some reason, all I can notice is the rubber-band radio

[–]blitzedjesus -1 points0 points ago

What radio?

[–]DaBouse -1 points0 points ago

In between the scope, and the forward iron sight

[–]blitzedjesus 0 points1 point ago

Oh you mean the AN/PEQ-2. It's not a radio, it's an IR laser sight for night ops, and it's tied down with 550 cord just in case the locking screws come loose.

[–]ChillsWithKittens -2 points-1 points ago

repost

[–]ZenLikeCalm -3 points-2 points ago

Uhh, where the fuck is the bottom half of body?

[–]El_Presidente_ -1 points0 points ago

Two cups of warm piss..eh um oh i mean tea for you guys.

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