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flying dragon kick! (imgur.com)

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[–]Evanescent_contrail 130 points131 points ago

Anyone got the backstory to this?

[–]wewd 419 points420 points ago

Authorities believe alcohol may have been involved.

[–]Magnesus 46 points47 points ago

Alcohol strongly protests this accusations.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 17 points18 points ago

Bill Stickers is innocent.

[–]giggle_loop 78 points79 points ago

Here's the source video but it doesn't explain much.

[–]LerithXanatos[!] 37 points38 points ago

Tags: BRUCE LEE

[–]LobsterThief 62 points63 points ago

taco grande burrito sour cream hola agua

Best YouTube comment ever.

[–]f03nix 7 points8 points ago

translation ?

The best I could do was "sour cream taco hello big donkey water" ... doesn't seem to make any sense :/

[–]tiag0d1as 12 points13 points ago

more like: "taco BIG burrito sour cream HELLO WATER" :D

[–]Kelvara 12 points13 points ago

That's the correct translation, they're just spitting out random common Spanish words.

[–]passing_interest 8 points9 points ago

no no no... you mean "LEETLE donkey"

[–]Ausp3x 0 points1 point ago

LMAO Big Donkey Water

[–]Sergnb 0 points1 point ago

that's the point

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[–]Negative__One 6 points7 points ago

What does them being Mexican have to do with anything?

[–]serpentjaguar 6 points7 points ago

Probably nothing, but it's still pretty funny.

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[–]himthatspeaks 4 points5 points ago

I partially agree. However, I would prefer a kick from a standing opponent than a flying kick launched from someone running and jumping from three feet above.

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[–]himthatspeaks 1 point2 points ago

I think a ground kick would be harder to defend against. Several changes can be made while the kicker is still on the ground. A flying kick has basically one vector, slightly manipulatable, but mostly the same. Also, I think the force of the flying kick would be greater. 200 pounds x 12mph + any acceleration from gravity. If that was channeled right into the opponents body or face... This one was more of a deflection, still I fear the flying kick could cause more damage.

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[–]himthatspeaks 1 point2 points ago

I was doing some research. Soccer player kick force is around 1200 psi while the force associated with the variables listed above from the flying kick is about 9800 pounds of force and that would be divided by the surface area involved in the contact. I guess they work out about the samish maybe. That was fun-motivated enough to answer, but not enough to answer the question well enough to pads a physics test.

[–]porl 0 points1 point ago

Not sure why you are being downvoted, it is true.

[–]Honey_Cheese 9 points10 points ago

That video only gave me more questions...

[–]Bowser23 5 points6 points ago

And here's another perspective

[–]qtx 2 points3 points ago

Ah of course, it was about a woman. Same old, same old.

[–]DarkRider23 3 points4 points ago

Alcohol and mud racing. Seems like a pretty potent combo.

[–]egus 0 points1 point ago

yup, looks like a fun way to spend a weekend.

[–]bl4ckb4dg3r5 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry it wasn't a scene from American Juggalo.

[–]Givants 1 point2 points ago

"La presa Tijuana" seems to be a 4x4 event. I'd imagine this guys turned on their Mexican mode, after that car stalled or something.

[–]Bowser23 12 points13 points ago

"La presa Tijuana" It's actually a dam (Presa) located in Tijuana. I actually live like 5 minutes from there... People gather around of the almost totally dry dam (at summer season) and do some mud racing, make some BBQ and hangout with their family. The problem Is when they don't know how to hold their booze. Happens frequently, but most of the time Its quite fun to hang around.

Source: I live here.

[–]xerickeduardox 2 points3 points ago

Por fin alguien que si sabe que onda.

[–]Bowser23 2 points3 points ago

A webo. A serrear en verano.

[–]xerickeduardox 2 points3 points ago

Lo mejor es el elotero que quien sabe como le hace para entrar O_o

[–]supremeideology 1 point2 points ago

That's exactly how I feel!

[–]diesnookidie 5 points6 points ago

hah alcohol and large crowds.. and obviously superman

[–]UndoDog 2 points3 points ago

Indeed. Otherwise we will never be able to judge whether the kicker is as sociopath or the kickee is an arsehole who totally deserved what he got. Reddit needs to know!

[–]xconde 1 point2 points ago

Apparently there were some people at this Tijuana dam when Bruce Lee got angry.

[–]pissuoff 1 point2 points ago

This is obviously an offroading/mudding competition. Also, Person 1 (guy with the face) told person 2 (guy with the truck) that only Ford and Chevy belong at the Redneck Yacht club. Person 2 took offence to this and they began to fight. Person 3 (ninja who does not own a vehicle, but defends his friend's vehicle) broke the fight up using nothing but the power of Bud Light to serve Person 1 justice from his foot. The end.

[–]digitalcriminal 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]MyN3rdySWAG 0 points1 point ago

Some redneck got a copy of Super Smash Bros.?

[–]EuropeanWriter 0 points1 point ago

Sad story. He meant to hit the other guy.

[–]Cheegro 110 points111 points ago

Liu Kang wins. Flawless Victory.

[–]joeblessyou 22 points23 points ago

More like El Fuerte. GUACAMOLE

[–]Shippoyasha 4 points5 points ago

Getting more obscure.... Ramon from KOF's SOBAT!

[–]Deddan 3 points4 points ago

Bang Shishigami!

[–]mirado 1 point2 points ago

And now his theme song is stuck in my head.

[–]TSED 1 point2 points ago

Now I have Freddie Mercury going "BANG! AHH-AHHHHHH!" in my head.

[–]No_Warhawkz 83 points84 points ago*

My thought process during this clip:
How is one of these guys going to pull of a fl...
DAAAAYMN!
Edit: Spelling

[–]GertBrobain 21 points22 points ago

I thought that last line read "Dayman" and I was sorely disappointed

[–]Storytellers 6 points7 points ago

Fighter of the Nightman?

[–]SelectaRx 8 points9 points ago

Champion of the... sun.

[–]sourlovepuppy 10 points11 points ago

master of karate...

[–]asherrd 11 points12 points ago

sigh

and friendship for eh-very-one.

[–]maynardftw 0 points1 point ago

This whole thing. This whole thing gets an upvote.

[–]Asdayasman -1 points0 points ago

You (almost) called?

[–]nuinbot 2 points3 points ago

Relevant.

[–]LuluBear 35 points36 points ago

I really hope he yelled something out while in the air.

[–]Aduro49 33 points34 points ago

I really hope he yelled "Flying Dragon Kick!"

[–]Dazanan 21 points22 points ago

I really hope he yelled this

[–]LasciviousLlama 4 points5 points ago

"Graceful fish kick!"

[–]cameratoo 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I laughed.

[–]Cygnusx1991 5 points6 points ago

"Because you told me tooo!"

[–]acreamscone 1 point2 points ago

"I love you"

[–]JackassPenguinass 1 point2 points ago

Tetsu Maki senpuu ken!!

[–]am_i_will 49 points50 points ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]martellus 34 points35 points ago

FALCON KICK!

[–]nick14 2 points3 points ago

God damn, one hour too late

[–]imadamnbear -1 points0 points ago

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought this same exact thing.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I am upset. I honestly thought that every one would think that.

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[–]kyurah 17 points18 points ago

Well, excessive testosterone causes baldness

[–]bonedead 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow, I thought my brain was just getting so big it had to push my hair out. Good to know.

[–]crappuccino 4 points5 points ago

Ever get a bad razor burn? Imagine that covering your whole head, every day.

Nah, I kid – I shave mine in the shower every day, no gel, and it's fine. Your skin gets used to it.

[–]serpentjaguar 4 points5 points ago

Thanks a lot, dick. This is why us bald guys need to stick together; prejudice, plain and simple. Speaking for myself and most of the other bald guys I know, we shave our heads because our hairlines have badly receded and we therefore have a choice: look like a chump with a bad comb-over or a Hulk Hogan, or just accept the fact that our hair sucks, cut it all off, and take it like a man. Most guys I know prefer to take our baldness like men. What would you do?

[–]tatsumakisempukyaku 1 point2 points ago

fight!

[–]pimpolho_saltitao 1 point2 points ago

HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAH BROTHER!... Sorry, I got carried away. As a bald man myself your speech empowered me.

[–]Asdayasman 0 points1 point ago

Let it recede, cut it every so often. Fuck shaving it every day. Sounds like effort.

[–]serpentjaguar 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I know anyone who shaves it every day. I'm lucky if I get to it once a week.

[–]tatsumakisempukyaku 1 point2 points ago

thats cos you notice the bald head. you could have seen 20 fights with no bald guys, and 2 with shaved head guys and you would be saying.. what the hell is with all these bald dudes?

[–]Uberche 1 point2 points ago

What the hell is with all these tatsumakisempukyaku people?!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

[–]Aramgutang 1 point2 points ago

It's probably the other way around: hair can be a big disadvantage in a fight (gives something for your opponent to grab or pull), so people who find themselves getting into fights a lot choose to shave their heads.

But, as always: correlation does not imply causation; confirmation bias; etc...

[–]cincinattus -2 points-1 points ago

Because skinheads?

[–]Stummy 72 points73 points ago

Dynamic...ENTRY!!!

[–]kilo4fun 7 points8 points ago

source

[–]demonshalo 0 points1 point ago

full of youth POWAAAAAA!

[–]gmil154 -1 points0 points ago

or in the new game COME GET SOME!

[–]Hobbes4247791 2 points3 points ago

Random Redditor, is the new game any good?

[–]Shippoyasha 3 points4 points ago

Great variety with characters... but no epic boss battles like before... It's decent and balances things for online I suppose. Won't blow former games' owners' socks unless one is an extreme fan and want to see newer arc's characters.

[–]Meltz014 9 points10 points ago

It must be a Jeep thing

[–]r0kud 5 points6 points ago

Video

[–]UnknownArchive 29 points30 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Out of fucking nowhere 30coms 626pts 22hrs gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]LiquorballSandwich 6 points7 points ago

Welp I guess it's a repost.

[–]Asdayasman 3 points4 points ago

www.reddit.com/...

Yep, it's a repost.

[–]J0kester 4 points5 points ago

Tekken Tag Tournament. I assume the original guy ran off screen after.

[–]b00geyman_ver2 0 points1 point ago

falcon kick was good, but should probably have led into df+RP launch for max damage

[–]why_fist_puppies 0 points1 point ago

That seems wasted on a dead guy.

[–]GottaBeFocused 7 points8 points ago

Always got to have your bro's back.

[–]JForth 6 points7 points ago

It's Lee-Sin, the Blind Monk.

[–]nokturnal00 4 points5 points ago

Should have warded the river

[–]Chubbstock 1 point2 points ago

Landed that Q like a beast.

[–]RiPotato -5 points-4 points ago

Upvote for LoL reference.

[–]bearpolar 2 points3 points ago

And then he flew off into the sky to stop other evildoers

[–]rokkerinn 2 points3 points ago

"SPOOOOON!"

[–]Jmac91 10 points11 points ago

This needs to be on the front page. Unless its secretly a repost! Then shhhhh

[–]jg521336 1 point2 points ago

Never saw it coming

[–]scseth 1 point2 points ago

Did he totally miss him?

[–]imstillnotfunny 21 points22 points ago

That's what I thought, but he kicked the guy in the back of the head. He did miss the other guy. I assume that's his friend. But friend or not, if you can take out two guys with ONE flying dragon kick you do it. A true friend would forgive you.

[–]FRIENDLY_CANADIAN -1 points0 points ago

...I would assume he was only aiming at one of them, and probably defending the other guy?

[–]jsellout 0 points1 point ago

...what?

[–]MyBumIsOnYourLips 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else notice they are all bald?

[–]Fatz_z 1 point2 points ago*

Totally planned by the black team, watch how the smaller guy pushes him into optimal dragon kick range then moves out of the way at just the right time. Yet not a single scratch to their poon/mud-mobile...coincidence? I think not.

[–]tech98 1 point2 points ago

Add your own sound effects and post the results here!

[–]alfalfa1985 1 point2 points ago

Mexican Woodstock!

[–]ilikecoldbeers 1 point2 points ago

Guiles theme would go excellent with this.

[–]Swerdman55 1 point2 points ago

I really hope that's who he was aiming for...

[–]Guard01 1 point2 points ago

OK, that came out of nowhere.

[–]GuardXIII 1 point2 points ago

"Hold my beer and watch this."

[–]MusicMagi 1 point2 points ago

what a cheap, dirty move. I hope he broke his leg coming down from it

[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points ago

It's just IRL Mavel Vs Capcom when you hit the button that has one of your other characters come flying off the side of the screen and do an assist

[–]Obieousmaximus 1 point2 points ago

You encounter a wild Brazilian Wild Brazilian sneak attack -50 Wild Brazilian poison kick -50 You've been poisoned by Wild Brazilian -10 -10 -10 -10

[–]Sornos 7 points8 points ago

HUAHEUAHUEHAUHEUAHUEAHUE

[–]QBallKeefTNP 0 points1 point ago

He's so graceful...

[–]jerknerkel 0 points1 point ago

If only pro wrestling kicks were this bad ass.

[–]psyducktustin 0 points1 point ago

--> --> HK

[–]Bluicoq 0 points1 point ago

x-post from r/martialarts

[–]De_Angelo 0 points1 point ago

HOW COME EVERYONE CAN DO THAT BUT ME?!

[–]OldNintendood 0 points1 point ago

wow this was yesterday...

[–]naycire 0 points1 point ago

FOOTDIVE!

[–]Harutinator 0 points1 point ago

There are about 50 - 100 people just watching in the background

[–]Murderface24 0 points1 point ago

Now just need to put a lee sin as the kicker...

[–]iGotChubs4You 0 points1 point ago

That's actually incredibly impressive aim.

[–]oogie20 0 points1 point ago

It looked like the guy in black had it covered before the dragon kick arrived

[–]Roflkopt3r 0 points1 point ago

Haha that dynamic entry comment :D

I'm such a nerd ;_;

[–]TurtleOil 0 points1 point ago

All I can picture is a ballistic trajectory.

[–]cuteintern 0 points1 point ago

That's some Boondock Saints shit right there. Willem Dafoe is gonna have a field day reconstructing that one.

[–]cokeloop 0 points1 point ago

nice try lee sin

[–]Squirrito 0 points1 point ago

Fatality!

[–]Leaky_Tankard 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for unexpected hilarity.

[–]chantou_w 0 points1 point ago

FALCON KICK!!

[–]Wulf_ 0 points1 point ago

DYNAMIC ENTRY!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

I just added this to my bucket list...

[–]Bizzatch 0 points1 point ago

Who else said/thought wtf when that dude flew in from out of nowhere?...

[–]NexusProf13 0 points1 point ago

SWOOP

[–]Gothiks 0 points1 point ago

"Told you my people needed me..."

[–]hbp1199 0 points1 point ago

I read this as 'flying dragon dick'.

[–]Harodan 0 points1 point ago

And this gets twice the karma of the original post not 22 hours ago.

[–]5earch 1 point2 points ago

yeah, that shit burns me up, too.

[–]heart_container 0 points1 point ago

I bet that guy was waiting his whole life for that moment...

[–]Ngunjiri 0 points1 point ago

I would be very disappointing if he didn't shout this!

[–]jonra 0 points1 point ago

PEOPLE DO THAT IN REAL LIFE?>! - fucken A'

[–]ThatIndianKevin 0 points1 point ago

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=725_1332856028

[–]I-say-nay 0 points1 point ago

This was literally posted not even 24 hours ago. Use some originality

[–]royalsego -1 points0 points ago

broken tail bone, possibly broken hip

[–]GoatBased -2 points-1 points ago

Bullshit.

[–]Djsoundwave -1 points0 points ago

Brazilian Sub Zero strikes again...but what will his name be?

[–]DeSaad 2 points3 points ago

Sabu Zuera

[–]Supermook13 -1 points0 points ago

FALCOOOOOOOON KIIIIICK!!!!

[–]HRHPrince -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit. It's El Fuerte.

RELEVANT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTxtKOIV248

[–]dinokitten101 -1 points0 points ago

This is the third time I saw this gif.

[–]wtchuwahmon 3 points4 points ago

First for me. you might need to post a list of gif's you have seen so nobody posts it ever again.

[–]Zydrax27 -1 points0 points ago

That's what Mexicans do when their vehicles get stalled.

[–]MToCooke -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else notice he blatantly missed?

[–]diggitydan -1 points0 points ago

Probably one of the funniest/cool things I have seen today.

good stuff, this.

[–]kunfu11 -5 points-4 points ago

Good job just stealing a post from r/martialarts and hoarding karma.

[–]quackdamnyou 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/martialarts/comments/re5f2/conclusive_proof_that_flying_kicks_work_in_street/ for the lazy - and no they don't explain anything.

[–]sourlovepuppy 0 points1 point ago

all the subreddits cross post.

[–]kunfu11 0 points1 point ago

Cept this wasn't a crosspost. And the post in r/martialarts was posted over 2 days ago.

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