I want to be Ron Swanson

NitroHawk209 · 5 months

Ron Swanson on bowling:

Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

fauxnom · 5 months

My absolute favorite part of the entire series is when he pulls the tooth out and everyone freaks out and Tom passes out on the floor.

atcaskstrength · 5 months

“You had me at meat tornado.”

amandaeatspandas · 5 months

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

sqazm · 5 months

"Ron, looks like you're Pawnee's Woman of the Year."

"...Well it's about time."

John_Barleycorn · 5 months

He really is one of the most interesting and unique characters on TV in a long time. There's no one else like him on television, but plenty of regular guys in the real world identify with him.

FarmerTedd · 5 months

Swanson vs. Food

spuncraz · 5 months

i just got into this show...ron swanson is already on my list of favorite characters ever.

Krohnos · 5 months

Better learn to dance.

AdamVen · 5 months

If I could eat a steak dinner with any character from TV, Ron Swanson would be at the top of the list

DeathHamsterDude · 5 months

You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

DontBeGentlePlease · 5 months

For some reason this reminds me of the grief Michael Phelps received from those bong pictures. Smoking weed is the attitude of an American champion because he is an American champion.

ThePewber · 5 months

Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) is coming to my school for our spring carnival. Perfect gift for my graduation ^{^}

aracthedragon · 5 months

I LITCHERALLY think Ron Swanson is the greatest man who has ever lived.

:D

joeybaby106 · 5 months

reminds me of my Mexican friend

Yes I can make Mexican food - I'm Mexican so anything I make is Mexican food!

Lambsauce · 5 months

R to the O to the N and then I say, Swanson got swagger the size of Big Ben clock

HeterosAreGay · 5 months

I like the fact that he has realistic desktop computer clutter. I see he uses Internet Explorer, though.

[deleted] · 5 months

I still laugh at the massive Czech hedgehog in his office.

Got_Engineers · 5 months

What episode was this from?

nThatsYUAlwaysUpvote · 5 months

Look at that notification, I wonder which torrent finished downloading on his work computer. Probably an instructional video on making a canoe.

Lars_7 · 5 months

Does he plan on having any tanks strolling through his office anytime soon?

RachelAlexa · 5 months

Who doesn't want to be Ron Swanson? If that mustache doesnt yell prestige I don't know which ones do.

Jim_Gaffigans_bacon · 5 months

for some of us, Ron Swanson is the Godfather.... of bacon... and eggs

magmay · 5 months

this is essentially what I say when people tell me I'm not being lady-like. If I'm a lady, and I'm doing something, it's lady-like. QED bitches

vertigo42 · 5 months

We will welcome you over at /r/libertarian.

We await you your Swansonness.

Oilersfan99 · 5 months

Ron's hilarious but Tom is my favourite character off of Parks a Rec.

gonenova · 5 months

Anyone who does not want to be Ron Swanson is wrong.

d4rkl04f · 5 months

"I'm Ron F*cking Swanson."

left814 · 5 months

You had me at Ron Swanson.

KindredBear · 5 months

i want to fuck ron swanson

let_them_burn · 5 months

does anyone remember which episode this was from?

Dude_Manguy · 5 months

Get in line son.

vetch222 · 5 months

Does he get the bitches? He gets the bitches.

IHeartJolene · 5 months

Ron Swanson post? Upvotes for everyone!!! I just want to be friends with Nick Offerman.

drummer1059 · 5 months

Those umbrella bounces are horrible, can't this wonderful show afford some real lights?

eliaspowers · 5 months

This is what I think every time someone accuses me of not acting like a "man" or an "adult."

caughtoffside · 5 months

"Which of these objects most represents women for this portrait? A pot? Or this deputy director Barbie? Isn't it adorable? She's got a little briefcase, her cell phone."

brianpepinski · 5 months

Ron Swanson, a swan song

Naphthos · 5 months

I just recently noticed how other shows emulate The Office --same shaky-cam style and all. It's nice. It sure beats the diorama-POV of traditional sitcoms.

underweird · 5 months

Possibly my favorite episode of any TV show. I love an A plot that centers around feminism and the platonic relationship between the female & male leads.

Kabakov · 5 months

I also want a tank trap in my office.. sorry, need a tank trap!

I-WOULD-TAP-THAT · 5 months

I would tap that

camelhorse · 5 months

This scene always cracked me up, so I went back and watched it again.

It seriously looks like Nick Offerman is on the verge of losing it the entire time.

JustaerinTerminator · 5 months

This was always my defense against "Act your age." I am my age, any way I act is acting my age.

frenzaled · 5 months

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

druse · 5 months

I want to be Nick Offerman

Kailoth · 5 months

I just noticed. That's a claymore on his desk.

eddiespaghetti · 5 months

oh so you watch the same show as everyone else on Reddit and you like the same character, you're a real original faggot aren't you?

HoldFastSailorJerry · 22 days

What a man.

Dunkelz · 5 months

I fell in love with Ron Swanson when I first spotted the tank trap/barrier in his office. It's like he knows my weaknesses.

petedacook · 5 months

I just saw this episode. I Netflixed the discs beginning with the pilot about 3 weeks ago and I just saw this episode.

Swanson is a cool mother fucker!

the-great-catsby · 5 months

Is she using a medium format camera? It looks sexy.

MRMAGOOONTHE5 · 5 months

Ron Swanson is a credit to Indiana. Makes me proud to say I live in the same state as a fictional character as majestic as him.

KatL12 · 5 months

My favorite show ever.

OGMaverick · 5 months

She said it's not something she "expects" from an award winner, not that it's something an award winner wouldn't say/do.

ardx · 5 months

Nitpick: that comeback doesn't actually apply, because she did not say "you aren't acting like an award winner." What behavior she expects is irrelevant.

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