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[–]TwasARockLobsta 19 points20 points ago

UUNNNLIMMITEEEDDD POWWWWAAAAHHHHHH

[–]burba 14 points15 points ago

QUICK HE'S WEARING A HOODIE, SHOOT HIM

[–]alk509 4 points5 points ago

THE POPE IS TRAYVON MARTIN.

[–]whoisduley 8 points9 points ago

[–]Lots42 30 points31 points ago

Oh come on, at least wait more then a day before reposting.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

*than

[–]Ksco -1 points0 points ago

For justice

[–]r0ck0 6 points7 points ago

That's a bit of a harsh comparison really. The Empire wouldn't allow kids to be raped.

[–]Andrizzleton 26 points27 points ago

How has the obvious portmanteau not been suggested yet?

POPALTINE

[–]TehStupid 7 points8 points ago

I laughed far too hard for that. Also I imagined a chocolate flavored pope-drink...

[–]framk 3 points4 points ago

More Popaltine, please!

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 3 points4 points ago

I could see a couple little altar boys saying that...I can imagine the rest, but it's not healthy.

[–]asherrd -2 points-1 points ago

Be sure to drink your Popaltine.

Fucking cyphers.

[–]werdna314 1 point2 points ago

Make sure to drink your popaltine!

[–]chrisma08 1 point2 points ago

a chocolate flavored pope-drink

I don't think I want to know what it's made from

[–]0RPH 6 points7 points ago

That ring is going to get extremely hot when he uses his lightning.

[–]crypticgeek 5 points6 points ago

I made http://imgur.com/a/dzoZ6 awhile ago. The Swiss Imperial Guard was just too perfect to pass up.

[–]SirGal-I-had 8 points9 points ago

Can we just throw him into the core reactor now?

[–]TwinMajere 1 point2 points ago

"Aliens"

[–]Kayjin23 1 point2 points ago

I still remember a photo of him right after he became Pope and I just saw Hannibal Lecter.

[–]Hyllman 1 point2 points ago

[–]Emsleby 0 points1 point ago

[–]fooooood 4 points5 points ago

[–]theghostofme 2 points3 points ago

Let's not pretend that was the first time it showed up on atheism, or anywhere else on Reddit.

[–]fooooood 1 point2 points ago

Good point. I'm just amazed they showed up within two hours of each other.

[–]rogersmith25 7 points8 points ago

If someone was writing a science fiction movie about an ancient evil organization and you made that guy up, you would be laughed out of the room:

"Hey guys... guys... So I have this idea... guys... I have this idea for this movie... guys... there is this ancient evil cult that gets people to join and steals their money... but get this... guys seriously... they trick people into giving them money so they can molest kids...

Seriously, you guys, it's an ancient evil pedophile cult! Amazing right?

Okay, now get this... guys... seriously... the leader of the cult is a Fucking NAZI... guys... seriously... the leader... he's a Nazi, but you don't find out until the end... he seems fucking weird but you don't know he's a Nazi until later... but get this...

Guys... seriously... get this... this is the best part... guys... he looks just like the emperor from Star Wars!"

[–]moose_man 8 points9 points ago

I feel I should point out that pretty much EVERYONE who was a child in Germany during Hitler's reign was a Hitler Youth. It wasn't optional, it was brainwashing.

[–]Iable-A 3 points4 points ago

Yes... Bring me fresh children to molest

[–]Offensive_Statement 3 points4 points ago

/r/atheism is leaking again.

[–]AngElzo 1 point2 points ago

To all those whining about repost.. Im glad it was reposted.. cos got tired of that r/atheism thing and now at least its in funny

[–]imjustmichelle 0 points1 point ago

Even as a Catholic, I dislike him for this reason....he gives me the heebiejeebies!

[–]AgentRG 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit!

[–]CompactedPrism 0 points1 point ago

He just wants some TP for his bunghole.

[–]T_Mucks 0 points1 point ago

It's almost as if Palpatine is mimicking the lame joke eel.

And it's almost as if Benedict is about to spring at a little choir boy.

[–]Happilydownvoted 0 points1 point ago

So nobody else noticed both versions are getting a BJ in those pictures? I had no idea Vader was such a loyal servant.

[–]Mishter 0 points1 point ago

The hands are too similar to not be photoshopped. Still funny though!

[–]revolutionbaby 0 points1 point ago

I've said it a thousend times: the similarities are astounding. And not only the visual ones.

[–]Grubnar 0 points1 point ago

Poor Palpatine, one day people started calling him a monster. Well, he had been called a monster before, he just ignored it. But it just keept getting worse. Soon they were calling him a pedofile. And for no aperant reason. He could not figure it out. After all he surely was no pedofile, he had even gotten those old men, called jedi knights, that used to hang around a bunch of kids killed (got the damn kids killed to, but that was not the point). He just could not figure it out. And it got to him. It really did. He was never the same after it began. I think that is why he ordered that Death Star to be build. So sad.

[–]Rizuken 0 points1 point ago

Where is the ancient aliens guy?

[–]HolySativa 0 points1 point ago

trippppy

[–]Diplomjodler 0 points1 point ago

Great stuff. This is the kind of shit you just can't make up.

[–]schmon 0 points1 point ago

[–]Worien03 0 points1 point ago

The resemblance is incredible.

[–]Robotochan 0 points1 point ago

Sold.

I'm now a catholic.

[–]vestrugen 0 points1 point ago

Photoshopped; just look at the outline of both. Creepy nonetheless.

[–]ramsrgood 0 points1 point ago

at least wait until the next day to repost something.

[–]joculator 0 points1 point ago

ugh...this is old already.

[–]pezzshnitsol -1 points0 points ago

all Christians are LITERALLY Hitler! AMIRITE

[–]pezzshnitsol 1 point2 points ago

So Brave!

[–]see_fox -1 points0 points ago

is this shopped or is it just coincidence that the emperor and the pope are IN THE EXACT SAME POSE!?

[–]Belaires -2 points-1 points ago

haha, yea and Bush is like Hitler. Get it?

[–]nuinbot -1 points0 points ago

What wizardry is this!?