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[–]Fantum49 13 points14 points ago

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Best friend one to best friend two, over?

[–]ChopandChange 1 point2 points ago

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Roger that best friend one, over and out.

[–]joblabbo 5 points6 points ago

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I ate all the beer and I drank all the pizza.

[–]lieabeautifullife -1 points0 points ago

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I came here to post that... Aha

[–]sachegrande 6 points7 points ago

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He's pissing all over the bed! I told him he was gonna do it. I knew he was gonna do it. He drank too much. Goddamn it!

[–]leap_barb 2 points3 points ago

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If this is a dream wake me up

[–]machetebrownsugar69 5 points6 points ago

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Time to get the spray paint and tube socks out

[–]hankofthehill 10 points11 points ago

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Hey don't knock it. An empty house, a delicious pizza, a case of beer, reddit, Netflix, and topped off with a couple fapping sessions....Forever Alone doesn't necessarily mean Forever Miserable.

[–]DialSquare 3 points4 points ago

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This is one of my favorite lines in all of Always Sunny's history so far. The way Charlie delivers it with all that slurring is fucking hilarious. The first time I watched it I rewound it like 3 times to watch it again.

[–]Astronoid 3 points4 points ago

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When I eat all the pizza and drink all the beer I usually look much happier.

[–]Alexanderh86 4 points5 points ago

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man drinking a 24 pack (or was it a 48) and a large pizza would be the worst beer shits EVER!

[–]sjazzbean 2 points3 points ago

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ALL the Pizza! ALL the Beer!!!

[–]TwasARockLobsta 2 points3 points ago

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God, he's so SWEATY.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's been watching COPS.

[–]royalsego 2 points3 points ago

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Friday night, Saturday morning and evening for me

[–]harrypalmer 2 points3 points ago

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Peter Jackson has really let himself go!

[–]pitythaf00l 2 points3 points ago

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Everyday... I work at Best Buy... Everyday...

[–]Kashpee 1 point2 points ago

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I just saw this episode two hours ago!!!

[–]Gunderfro 1 point2 points ago

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I'm doing just this right now. Oh wait, it's Monday...

[–]hienbb4 1 point2 points ago

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Why don't you go out with your friends or go your parents home? It's good for you. You shouldn't eat a lot of pizza and drink a lot of beer. If you feel sad, you should meet someone or make a list for the next week.

[–]drakcol 1 point2 points ago

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Awww poor guy ... wait I do that

[–]ChillbroChad 0 points1 point ago

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Which episode is this from?

[–]oogie20 6 points7 points ago

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It's the one where he eats all the pizza and drinks all the beer

[–]Cheddar_V 2 points3 points ago

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Mac is Banging the Waitress.

S4E4.

[–]thesepigswillplay 0 points1 point ago

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Let's be friends.