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[–]retrogradeworks 26 points27 points ago

What a twist!

[–]Punkwasher 7 points8 points ago

Gefillter Fish!

[–]searingsky 0 points1 point ago

As a German, reading jiddish stuff always freaks me out.

Okay, that sounds kinda politically incorrect.

[–]Punkwasher 1 point2 points ago

I shpeak German ast vell! I love yiddish and all the German in it just cracks me up. Especially that it's spelled "gefillt" and not "gefüllt", like some bizarre English/German hybridization, like it's not just filled... it's ge-filled.

[–]assblaster7 7 points8 points ago

SPOILER:

The horse is dead.

[–]AddictiveSoup 6 points7 points ago

And beaten.

[–]redlyte_zer0 15 points16 points ago

What if the horse was actually a werewolf from the future? And what if he wasn't a bounty hunter, because in reality...we're already dead.

[–]mgcman40[S] 27 points28 points ago

Or, werewolf is indeed from the future, and he is traveling back in time to the point where we are all still living. He then proceeds to alert all people of earth of their demise, which is to be brought on by an alien species who has not yet contacted us. He tells the world that these aliens will stop at nothing to see the death of all humans because they believe that we are all a plague that is going to infect the rest of the universe. The unnamed werewolf traveler tells us that the only way to prevent this attack on the human race is to go into hiding. So all of the peoples from all over the earth dig deep into the surface of our planet, and create cities and states. In short, the human race has to recolonize itself deep beneath earth itself. The werewolf proclaims that we only have 1 year to complete this task, and tells us to make haste. At first, there was an uproar of anger and disbelief from many of the countries that cover this earth. They claimed that this "talking beast" could, in fact, be an alien himself, or he could be a demon possessing an animals body. There were also countries who believed the time traveler, and started to begin the recolonization process. The countries who believed the time traveler decided to create an alliance between each other, and swore to keep the werewolf safe from all of the non-believers. Once the countries who thought the words from the werewolf's mouth were ludicrous caught wind of the alliance, they too began to form a pact between each other. Those who were part of this pact were set on one thing and one thing only: to kill the werewolf time traveler. They began to plot assassinations of the time traveler, and tried to execute them. Although most of the attempts were well planned and thought out, they were not smart or brutal enough to get past the alliance defending the time traveler. As time passed, the world began to change. Many of the countries you and I know today began to disappear into the center of the earth, leaving the surface of this world with a decaying look. The pact who had formed against the time traveler became tired and weak because of their many failed attempts on the werewolf's life. They began to just live the rest of their lives in solitude, awaiting for the day that the werewolf proclaimed will be the end of earth. After 364 days, half of the civilizations of earth were underground, and the other half were above ground, not being able to function properly because half of the population had cut themselves off. At 11:59pm, everyone sat, tense, waiting for the clock to strike 12. The pact, in their dishevled homes, and the aliance, in their newly built, and fortified cities and towns. The moment of truth...the time is now 12am. The entire world is silent, not a single person was making a noise. Everyone awaited the arrival of the aliens, the alliance tense to see if their plan worked, and the pact tense to see if they were correct in disbelieving the time traveler. The fate of the earth rests in this single moment. Then suddenly, as all the people were awaiting the alien attack, or lack thereof, the sun exploded and destroyed the entire universe. The End.

[–]Rountree85 15 points16 points ago

Wat

[–]cdude 25 points26 points ago

He said OR, WEREWOLF IS INDEED FROM THE FUTURE, AND HE IS TRAVELING BACK IN TIME TO THE POINT WHERE WE ARE ALL STILL LIVING. HE THEN PROCEEDS TO ALERT ALL PEOPLE OF EARTH OF THEIR DEMISE, WHICH IS TO BE BROUGHT ON BY AN ALIEN SPECIES WHO HAS NOT YET CONTACTED US. HE TELLS THE WORLD THAT THESE ALIENS WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO SEE THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANS BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THAT WE ARE ALL A PLAGUE THAT IS GOING TO INFECT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE. THE UNNAMED WEREWOLF TRAVELER TELLS US THAT THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS ATTACK ON THE HUMAN RACE IS TO GO INTO HIDING. SO ALL OF THE PEOPLES FROM ALL OVER THE EARTH DIG DEEP INTO THE SURFACE OF OUR PLANET, AND CREATE CITIES AND STATES. IN SHORT, THE HUMAN RACE HAS TO RECOLONIZE ITSELF DEEP BENEATH EARTH ITSELF. THE WEREWOLF PROCLAIMS THAT WE ONLY HAVE 1 YEAR TO COMPLETE THIS TASK, AND TELLS US TO MAKE HASTE. AT FIRST, THERE WAS AN UPROAR OF ANGER AND DISBELIEF FROM MANY OF THE COUNTRIES THAT COVER THIS EARTH. THEY CLAIMED THAT THIS "TALKING BEAST" COULD, IN FACT, BE AN ALIEN HIMSELF, OR HE COULD BE A DEMON POSSESSING AN ANIMALS BODY. THERE WERE ALSO COUNTRIES WHO BELIEVED THE TIME TRAVELER, AND STARTED TO BEGIN THE RECOLONIZATION PROCESS. THE COUNTRIES WHO BELIEVED THE TIME TRAVELER DECIDED TO CREATE AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN EACH OTHER, AND SWORE TO KEEP THE WEREWOLF SAFE FROM ALL OF THE NON-BELIEVERS. ONCE THE COUNTRIES WHO THOUGHT THE WORDS FROM THE WEREWOLF'S MOUTH WERE LUDICROUS CAUGHT WIND OF THE ALLIANCE, THEY TOO BEGAN TO FORM A PACT BETWEEN EACH OTHER. THOSE WHO WERE PART OF THIS PACT WERE SET ON ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY: TO KILL THE WEREWOLF TIME TRAVELER. THEY BEGAN TO PLOT ASSASSINATIONS OF THE TIME TRAVELER, AND TRIED TO EXECUTE THEM. ALTHOUGH MOST OF THE ATTEMPTS WERE WELL PLANNED AND THOUGHT OUT, THEY WERE NOT SMART OR BRUTAL ENOUGH TO GET PAST THE ALLIANCE DEFENDING THE TIME TRAVELER. AS TIME PASSED, THE WORLD BEGAN TO CHANGE. MANY OF THE COUNTRIES YOU AND I KNOW TODAY BEGAN TO DISAPPEAR INTO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, LEAVING THE SURFACE OF THIS WORLD WITH A DECAYING LOOK. THE PACT WHO HAD FORMED AGAINST THE TIME TRAVELER BECAME TIRED AND WEAK BECAUSE OF THEIR MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS ON THE WEREWOLF'S LIFE. THEY BEGAN TO JUST LIVE THE REST OF THEIR LIVES IN SOLITUDE, AWAITING FOR THE DAY THAT THE WEREWOLF PROCLAIMED WILL BE THE END OF EARTH. AFTER 364 DAYS, HALF OF THE CIVILIZATIONS OF EARTH WERE UNDERGROUND, AND THE OTHER HALF WERE ABOVE GROUND, NOT BEING ABLE TO FUNCTION PROPERLY BECAUSE HALF OF THE POPULATION HAD CUT THEMSELVES OFF. AT 11:59PM, EVERYONE SAT, TENSE, WAITING FOR THE CLOCK TO STRIKE 12. THE PACT, IN THEIR DISHEVLED HOMES, AND THE ALIANCE, IN THEIR NEWLY BUILT, AND FORTIFIED CITIES AND TOWNS. THE MOMENT OF TRUTH...THE TIME IS NOW 12AM. THE ENTIRE WORLD IS SILENT, NOT A SINGLE PERSON WAS MAKING A NOISE. EVERYONE AWAITED THE ARRIVAL OF THE ALIENS, THE ALLIANCE TENSE TO SEE IF THEIR PLAN WORKED, AND THE PACT TENSE TO SEE IF THEY WERE CORRECT IN DISBELIEVING THE TIME TRAVELER. THE FATE OF THE EARTH RESTS IN THIS SINGLE MOMENT. THEN SUDDENLY, AS ALL THE PEOPLE WERE AWAITING THE ALIEN ATTACK, OR LACK THEREOF, THE SUN EXPLODED AND DESTROYED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. THE END.

[–]Rountree85 11 points12 points ago

Oh, thanks.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

TL;DR

[–]cdude 12 points13 points ago

teal deer as requested

[–]JLHarvHarv 5 points6 points ago

this made me laugh more than it shouldve

[–]Insinuative_Penguin 1 point2 points ago

Werewolf from future claims end of world from aliens. Half of world believes, other half doesn't. Civil war. Half of world underground, half above. Judgement day. Both sides wait tense. Sun explodes, boom, end of universe.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

But... If a sun explodes, only the solar system is destroyed, and maybe a small part of the galaxy, but not the whole universe! :O

[–]mgcman40[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah you're right. I was never too good with science and stuff.

[–]Insinuative_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

I am only the messenger, take your argument to the author.

[–]Stormkitty 2 points3 points ago

We just hit 6 cuils. Mother of god.

[–]-ask_rufus- 1 point2 points ago

I give you a cheeseburger...

[–]Stormkitty 2 points3 points ago

You exist only within the fourth dimension.

[–]poisonsmoke 2 points3 points ago

so much work for so few upvotes

[–]mgcman40[S] 2 points3 points ago

Eh. I was in a weird mood and just kinda wanted to write, so I did. I wasn't really expecting up votes.

[–]poisonsmoke 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted you though :D

[–]mgcman40[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks mane.

[–]deeni 2 points3 points ago

god damn this needs to be split into paragraphs.

[–]mgcman40[S] 2 points3 points ago

Sorry, I didn't realize it would be so jumbled looking!

[–]Insinuative_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

Whoa! Spoiler alert!!

[–]JoustingTimberflake -1 points0 points ago

About 2 cuils.

[–]larxiz 3 points4 points ago

I want a horse head. What shall I do with my life?

[–]mgcman40[S] 3 points4 points ago

[–]johnmcawesome 1 point2 points ago

I have a horse head, now where do I get a boba fett mask

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[–]JPark19 4 points5 points ago

OP delivers

[–]Pineo 2 points3 points ago

OBEY DOGLAW, HE DEMANDS DOWNVOTES.

[–]Dapwell 4 points5 points ago

r/horsemask

[–]sesaman 2 points3 points ago

Why didn't you just link us there? Now I had to do it myself. And that cost me a few seconds. Seconds I tell you!

[–]Dapwell 1 point2 points ago

Because I am using the alien blue app whilst working.

[–]sesaman 1 point2 points ago

Ahh, forgive me then. I had no way of knowing.

[–]snoosh00 0 points1 point ago

you guys both know that typing /r/horsemask autolinks, the app should do that (if you dont understand, look at the source of this comment)

[–]sesaman 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]Waterstealer 1 point2 points ago

That looks like a captain jack harkness jacket

[–]2222lil 1 point2 points ago

Where did this horse head thing originate from?

[–]James1o1o 1 point2 points ago

Ok seriously. Someone explain this M. Night Shyamalan crap to me. I don't get it at all.

[–]Mattxy8 1 point2 points ago

Reposted by mgcman40

[–]Destati 3 points4 points ago

A horse is a horse of course of c-......NOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]sailingonward 2 points3 points ago*

ty;du (too young; didn't understand)

[–]awesomeman23 0 points1 point ago

mt;wp? Me too; Want Pizza?

[–]Pswrd_no_wrk 1 point2 points ago

HOLY SHIT WHAT A PLOT TWIST!!!!

[–]Rabble_Arouser 0 points1 point ago

Pony Fett?

[–]MaitreDhali 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that this makes me want to fuck the mask-wearer?

[–]bernardery 0 points1 point ago

I didn't realize his helmet was made with Time Lord technology.

[–]imARidge 0 points1 point ago

Still a better movie than "The Last Airbender"

[–]Bishopkilljoy 0 points1 point ago

maybe i haven't been around the internet long enough, but why is this horse around everywhere?

[–]kirun 2 points3 points ago

[–]magicbeerbelly 1 point2 points ago

dafuq

[–]sailingonward 1 point2 points ago

Best comment: "This is what happens when you nuke people"

[–]Bishopkilljoy 0 points1 point ago

oh dear...

[–]tonermcfly 0 points1 point ago

This is the best thing I have ever seen on the world wide web.

[–]jtriggs 0 points1 point ago

God damn Shyamalan twist.

[–]omar1993 0 points1 point ago

Then who was HELMET!?

[–]rezajune 0 points1 point ago

Made me laugh out loud in gym

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

Starring Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]Alonewarrior 0 points1 point ago

So, I don't entirely understand the whole Directed by M. Night Shyamalan comments, and was hoping someone could explain it.

[–]snokyguy 0 points1 point ago

who knew Sarah Jessica Parker was Boba Fett? mind=blown

[–]jeffarei -1 points0 points ago

you spelled shamalamalama-ding-dong incorrectly.

[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

Hey! M. Night Shamalamadingdong is an extremely skilled director, don't mock him just because he hasn't done anything worthwhile in a decade.

[–]Ebake09 -1 points0 points ago

He must go his people need him!

[–]jjones5199 -1 points0 points ago

Sarah Jessica Parker's best performance.

[–]Pigydood 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard xD why were you downvoted?!

[–]dryga -1 points0 points ago

I was convinced it was going to be Nigel Thornberry.

[–]camonz -1 points0 points ago

still a better twist than mass effect 3…

[–]Klush -1 points0 points ago

I actually gasped.

[–]Marples -1 points0 points ago

No it wasn't because this doesn't suck

[–]On_The_Grass -1 points0 points ago

[–]atroxodisse -1 points0 points ago

BobaHorseception! Amidoinitright?

[–]gunsRus -1 points0 points ago

oh

[–]JalapenoPenutButter -1 points0 points ago

Mass effect 3 was directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

[–]Jakeballs -1 points0 points ago

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker?!?!?

[–]andrewsmith1986 -3 points-2 points ago

I don't get the whole horse head thing.

[–]skrangle 5 points6 points ago

Whats there to get? Its a ridiculous horse head on a human body. Its hillarious!

[–]helicoid -2 points-1 points ago

Starring Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]forScience4004 -2 points-1 points ago

obligatory Sarah Jessica Parker pun.

[–]MR_M_NIGHT_SHYAMALAN -2 points-1 points ago

Not my best work!

[–]2guyswithglasses -2 points-1 points ago

I now need a horse head.

[–]ChalkyCar -3 points-2 points ago

My old co-worker made this gif, and that was my boba fett helmet he used.... AMA?

[–]gindlesberger08 -3 points-2 points ago

still a better love story than twilight.

[–]CommunistAngel -3 points-2 points ago

What if its not even a twist? insert keanu here