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[–]TheSollymonster 147 points148 points ago

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Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

[–]Kingsley-Zissou 48 points49 points ago

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Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

[–]SmJoyce33 27 points28 points ago

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Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?! FORGHEDABOUDIT.

[–]ssbaudi 19 points20 points ago

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Break the wrist... Walk away.

[–]Kingsley-Zissou 7 points8 points ago

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Grab my arm. The other arm. My other arm!

[–]Rountree85 12 points13 points ago

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You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

[–]abitRandom 2 points3 points ago

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[–]thejoe 0 points1 point ago

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During that entire scene, you can see through the instructor's shirt. I've never understood how that works.

[–]my-little-pwny 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Something_Nice 1 point2 points ago

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Goodluck!

[–]LovinItsWhatIGot 41 points42 points ago

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"Daddy? Why are you dressing me up like this?"

[–]b1untman 46 points47 points ago

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"Its for Karma! Now just stay there while I take a picture."

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[–]tiffster17 16 points17 points ago

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Secret of endless Karma = dressing your child up and taking pictures of them for the internet...

Wait a minute, that sounds really bad.

[–]NewTownGuard 1 point2 points ago

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Like some kinda creepy, sticky fountain of youth karma.

[–]zipperseven 5 points6 points ago

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All I can see now is this

[–]Delaurn 1 point2 points ago

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Could you tell me where is this from? I've seen it a lot and still don't know who that guy is.

[–]zipperseven 2 points3 points ago

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Japanese market MarioKart DS commercial. Apparently from 2007.

Edit: I'm not sure who mixed the .gif, that one's been around a while too.

[–]yosoyelalex 9 points10 points ago

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do it or i'll beat your mother

[–]filthysize 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, I dunno, it's a pretty kid-friendly movie. Wasn't it rated PG?

[–]Whalehumper 39 points40 points ago

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LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.

[–]lafawnduh 38 points39 points ago

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Awh. Thanks Whalehumper :)

[–]Time_Terminal 4 points5 points ago

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5 months? That's pretty good dedication.

[–]FrothyOmen 3 points4 points ago

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redditor for 5 months?

Yeah, alright, it's yours. take it.

[–]duncandf11 71 points72 points ago

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She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

[–]thundercats_GOOOO[S] 45 points46 points ago

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I love that movie so hard.

[–]Anoint 12 points13 points ago

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hmmm.... love, so, hard.

[–]princess_shami 9 points10 points ago

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ball so..hard?

[–]ipickurf8 5 points6 points ago

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mother fuckers want to fine me.

[–]Fading_Reception 1 point2 points ago

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That shit pay?

[–]Arjofski 2 points3 points ago

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Drone so hard?

[–]GoingToLose 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up, Greg.

[–]sh31byrenee 6 points7 points ago

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[–]catsvanbag 12 points13 points ago

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Tina you fat lard come get some ham

[–]ETL4nubs 24 points25 points ago

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A cage fighter in training.

[–]dr_wang 18 points19 points ago

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the steak in the face scene still gets me

[–]miba 10 points11 points ago

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[–]gamelight 4 points5 points ago

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that was...louder than anticipated

[–]MikeOnFire 16 points17 points ago

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[–]Iridiumarrow 17 points18 points ago

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So get your knees flexin' and your arms T-rexing

[–]tripnik 5 points6 points ago

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Not everyone's ready for The Creep.

[–]ghostly5150 3 points4 points ago

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I thought the same thing. And don't forget to smile

[–]ocarinzee 8 points9 points ago

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[–]eatsox117 3 points4 points ago

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Nachooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[–]theparaiba 15 points16 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]GundamWang 5 points6 points ago

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Napoleon Dynamite movie reference, I think.

[–]BearsBeetsBattlestar 2 points3 points ago

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That kid's expression says, "What the fuck am I doing here?"

[–]TheCraterProject 2 points3 points ago

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At first glance I thought it was baby Hitler with a sign that said "Luftwaffe"

[–]Ebake09 6 points7 points ago

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Tina eat your friggin food...

[–]wayndom 7 points8 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]squiresuzuki 1 point2 points ago

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Napoleon Dynamite the movie

[–]lisabadcat 3 points4 points ago

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The book was better.

[–]SantosSays 4 points5 points ago

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God damnit, I posted this to pics 2 days ago but deleted due to lack of upvotes

[–]thundercats_GOOOO[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Aw man! That sucks. That's happened to me before too. Take a little orange arrow.

[–]Hormander 1 point2 points ago

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La fondue.

[–]JackalopesAreReal 1 point2 points ago

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GO KIP!!!

[–]tk001 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the sign was German...

[–]MattyHchrist 2 points3 points ago

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I thought he was supposed to be that guy from the Lovely Bones....

[–]snow_bird 1 point2 points ago

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This is the only thing people want to talk about when they find out I am from Idaho. Or they make You Da Ho jokes.

[–]popscythe 2 points3 points ago

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Hi, I'm John Waters and this is The Creep.

[–]Achrist466 3 points4 points ago

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Lady killer.

[–]cheesy_ninja45 4 points5 points ago

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Wrong he had a on gangsta outfit.

[–]ryanstsuckface 1 point2 points ago

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swag.

[–]Hushbrowns 1 point2 points ago

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"Thanks dad, for using me in a joke I'm too young to understand"

[–]chingyduster 1 point2 points ago

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Why did I read that as Luftwaffe? Dammit Band of Brothers marathon.

[–]thundercats_GOOOO[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Why did I immediately think of 99 Luftballons when I read your comment? ಠ_ಠ

[–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

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Because you like good music?

[–]FAPSLOCK 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this child dressed as Hitler?

[–]DarkMatterCat 1 point2 points ago

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"Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious."

[–]rndmintrntdwllr -1 points0 points ago

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Has anyone been watching the show? I have and I think it's funny.

[–]IwasAllLikeWTF 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I don't know how I feel about it, but I still watch. I was just wondering why they left Lafawnduh out...to keep Kip around?

[–]T0mServo 1 point2 points ago

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I like it too. It combines my love of cartoons with my love of funny things.

edit: "jeeeeEEEEeeez"

[–]Marcob10 0 points1 point ago

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There's a Napoleon Dynamite show? I need to find this!

[–]MbMn91 4 points5 points ago

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It's bad. I mean, REALLY bad.

[–]Jesus_Christ_Bitches 2 points3 points ago

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It's bad to the point of being good, though.

[–]Joeglading 0 points1 point ago

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That's great! I had always hoped someone would make a Napoleon Dynamite reference, and at long last it seems my dream has come true!

[–]stumpy2012 -1 points0 points ago

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you win my daily supply of internets...

[–]thundercats_GOOOO[S] 4 points5 points ago

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It's a major award! I won it!

[–]shallowbethygame 0 points1 point ago

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I smell a trend....

[–]Half_Time_Show 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but I think I want to use this as my background. Is there a hi-res version?

[–]thundercats_GOOOO[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I looked... no dice. Sorry!

[–]Half_Time_Show 1 point2 points ago

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It's all good friend, thanks for looking!

[–]gountaa 0 points1 point ago

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La fondue?

[–]Michi_THE_Awesome 0 points1 point ago

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So cute! And sad if he really does grow to be like that character. Let's hope otherwise.

[–]seafood10 0 points1 point ago

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The background of this pic really makes it perfect.

[–]kernowgringo 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this earlier was like "another American thing I don't understand" but I've just had the Napoleon Dynamite epiphany.

[–]pixbyeli 0 points1 point ago

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Is your name Sarah?

[–]simplyshnazzy 0 points1 point ago

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this was my motivation for making this my halloween costume

[–]GraceFace04 0 points1 point ago

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Many, many upvotes to you sir.

[–]JessicaMaple 0 points1 point ago

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Awww, a little Mini Kip!

[–]chubbybuda13 0 points1 point ago

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this picture reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0&ob=av3e

[–]asifsys23 0 points1 point ago

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Why is Reddit so much more funnier during state-standardized tests and phones are illegal?

[–]IAmInAFrat 0 points1 point ago

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Please don't post stuff this funny during the day.

Whenever I laugh out loud my coworkers look at me weird. I can't show them this picture because they wouldn't understand.

[–]GreenElan -1 points0 points ago

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I just stopped by to express my undying hatred for this movie. Carry on with the shitty movie quotes.

[–]Shetlander 1 point2 points ago

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Do the chickens have large talons?

[–]Pop_Off 2 points3 points ago

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What are you talking about? Calling a llama a 'fat lard' is comedic gold! Gross!

[–]T0mServo 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the others have not heard that it's officially cool to hate this whirlwind success of a movie.

[–]I_Write_Fiction -1 points0 points ago

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During the production of Napoleon Dynamite, this line wasn't actually improvised which is contrary to popular belief. In fact, the production company is actually going through a lawsuit in debate over the unethical and racially insensitive origin of this name. During production, the writer was making stereotypical jokes about African-American names and thought that you could create any name with starting with "La", and ending with "Duh". Being a fan of Narnia, he arrived at the name Lafawnduh. Unfortunately, many members of the production team were deeply offended and are now taking legal action.

[–]RugerRedhawk 1 point2 points ago

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Dick

[–]Meredditer -1 points0 points ago

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Vote for Pedro!

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[–]Godfodder 0 points1 point ago

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From the cleverness of your username, I choose to believe you're posting this ironically. Upvoting on faith....

[–]Rejexted -3 points-2 points ago

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Was that girl supposed to be a tranny?

[–]jockc 6 points7 points ago

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I don't think so.

[–]Rejexted 2 points3 points ago

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Okay, thanks. I was never sure

[–]Ace1999 -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't get it.