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[–]JHStarner 3 points4 points ago

If I saw a bitch chasing pussy like that, my jaw might drop too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

After fresh snowfall in NC back in '99, some people I knew were taking turns being pulled on a sled behind a pickup truck. I was like "yeah, I'm more of a spectator." When it was my redneck roommate's turn, she thought it would be a good idea to hold the rope between her teeth as the truck took a corner. NOPE! Once she reached critical stupidity, she lost the rope and a tooth, and continued in the direction she was traveling, coming to rest in some bushes after hitting a sign. It.. was.. amazing. (yeah.. I didn't like her much.)

[–]ajm2298 0 points1 point ago

Bitch please... Losing all dignity and feeling that your dog is good in 3 2 1.

[–]THEREFOREiEXIST 0 points1 point ago

what. 275 upvotes but only 5 comments?

C'mon Reddit, step your game up (marcus: PSP)

[–]lithicreductionist 0 points1 point ago

absolutely cringe worthy

[–]Schroedingers_Cat 0 points1 point ago

Is that Bear Grylls?!

[–]Xproplayer 0 points1 point ago

Please don't put the punchline in the title.

[–]vecnyj 0 points1 point ago

I want an after shot.

[–]starlilyth -1 points0 points ago

Reposted again in 3...2...1...

[–]JosephStylin -5 points-4 points ago

The leash would more than likely just be pulled from his mouth. You should acquire a basic understanding of how forces work before making an assumption that you are not in the right to make.