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[–]FergyFurg 8 points9 points ago

Any pleasure I could derive from the feeling of a mouth on my cock would get cancelled out by the feeling of a cock in my mouth.

[–]aussieidiot 4 points5 points ago

People on reddit sure like to ponder life's important questions don't they?

[–]DeadlyRed 1 point2 points ago

It's the magic of this community ;)

[–]pxsalmers 5 points6 points ago

"Hey Bill, you get that new Portal gun yet?"
"Yeah, did you?"
"Fuck yeah man, did you suck your own dick yet?"
"Yeah, did you?"
"Bill what the hell man?"

[–]DeadlyRed 0 points1 point ago

Bill is just that one guy that has to say what everyone is thinking no matter how fucked up it is.

[–]SimilarImage 3 points4 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 year deepbrown If you had a portal gun, would you...? /r/gaming 879 1438
10 months phisherman662 The Glory Portal /r/pics 27 122
10 months TheifsTheme 1 Guy, 2 Portals /r/WTF 14 22

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[–]TheBarbs 3 points4 points ago

Taking bets now at 2:1 odds this makes the front page

[–]crapshoot11 1 point2 points ago

I want in.

[–]TheBarbs -1 points0 points ago

How should we do this haha

[–]BONGLORD420 1 point2 points ago

It did the last few times it was posted, so I'd say that's pretty accurate.

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 0 points1 point ago

It's the glory portal.

[–]DeadlyRed 0 points1 point ago

Why they didn't put this in the actual game is a mystery to me...

[–]brownboiii 0 points1 point ago

still not as gay as twilight

[–]original-finder 0 points1 point ago

[–]DaftFred1153 0 points1 point ago

[–]NeedsRiotJuice -2 points-1 points ago

This made me gag.

[–]toomisty 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he's just trying to have a really good look at it. Or maybe trying to see if it really smells as funny as his ex GF told him.