F you! I'm a dog.

GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT · 6 months

Those are French Police Dogs. Here is a link to the video

AtrainV · 6 months

I thought he was washing his car at first. I was very confused with the rest of the gif.

KungfuDojo · 6 months

Note to my criminal self: Always take some bacon with you.

bersh · 6 months

Training video? His big puffy jacket looks like the one's they wear when they are training dogs to attack.

FinnTheFickle · 6 months

Man, this is why I love dogs... they may be all cute and cuddly on the surface, but you know deep down if someone threatens you or your family they will turn into a ballistic missile of slobbering death

super_pablo_ · 6 months

am I the only one amazed by how easily the dog jumped over the fucking car?

aheadwarp9 · 6 months

Police Dogs are one of the biggest assets that they have at their disposal for non-lethal take-downs.

sanglupus · 6 months

When I first saw this I thought the guy looked a little bit dramatic as he fell down, now that I watch the rest of the video and see the padded jacket he is wearing it makes more sense. If this had been a real criminal getting taken out by a dog, it would have been awesome to see.

slimjames · 6 months

Dog deserves a ~~medal~~ steak.

ablok · 6 months

One of the many reasons that dogs > cats

TobogganFetish · 6 months

I think this would be a better fit in /r/aww.

doodiewizard · 6 months

dogs rule

beemer330 · 6 months

He forgot to hit R3 when the dog attacked.

aryary · 6 months

I was listening to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture and the epic finale set in just as I opened this gif.

I did not close it until the whole song was finished.

I now feel about 7 times manlier.

drifter1717 · 6 months

That's either someone in a training jacket or David Byrne going on a shooting spree

sav3mys0ul · 6 months

Is that a German Shepherd?

FUCITADEL · 6 months

I have the same problem with attack dogs in Call of Duty; Black Ops, too. No worries.

Aaawkward · 6 months

I remember when I was in the army and we were introduced, briefly, to the dogs the MP's use and holy shit those things are pure pain and dismemberment running on four legs.

We had to go against the dog and I can tell you it is well scary to face a big, growling German Shepard, ready to leap at you. In the end the officer with us (not the the dog-handler) said that in his opinion it is more humane to shoot a man in an extremity (put a single bullet in there that is) than let a "fur missile" (as he called them) tear a limb to pieces.

Frightening yet respectable beasts they are.

Sparticus2 · 6 months

My dad has been in law enforcement for the vast majority of his life and thus my life and he's told me stories about how he'd be chasing down someone or someone wouldn't come out quietly. He told me the easiest way to get them to cooperate was to threaten sending in the dog. Most people realize the power of these dogs. German shepherds were bad enough. German Shepherds are more intimidating than Malinois, but they're not as fast, not as smart, and they can't jump like that. I've had malinois for about ten years now and understand that if you want a dog to keep you safe, they're the best you can get. They just require a lot of attention.

iPresentBen · 6 months

Someone get that dog a big red cape, he almost took off jumping over that car!

The_Resisty · 6 months

The lack of swearing in the title is refreshing.

StaticE · 6 months

Theoretical situation with police dogs, and probably a dumb question:

If the person being attacked by the dog actually kills/wounds the dog, does it factor into sentencing or does the police department go after the perp/victim financially somehow?

I ask because if I was ever attacked by a police dog, you better believe I would be scared for my life and would be trying to gouge its eyes out/shoot/stab it with my free hand

TheBestBigAl · 6 months

I am the dog, the big bad doooggggg, the bounty hunter!

thechaserx · 6 months

F? What is this Facebook? You say Fuck like a real man!

[deleted] · 6 months

I always thought this COD perk was overpowered.

partyfunk8 · 6 months

"Yeah, Carl... I'm just a dog."

CatsCatsEverywhere · 6 months

Courage wolf or insanity wolf?

IAMA_SWEET · 6 months

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog. Go fuck yourself.

Sir_Derp_Herpington · 6 months

Looks like a test, right? The "bad guy" appears to be wearing one of those anti-dog bite suits. That or it's just some really baggy clothing.

akronpunk41 · 6 months

Fenton strikes again.

[deleted] · 6 months

This guy is shooting at police and was apprehended alive. Remember the guy with the pipe bender that got shot and killed outside the fast food restaurant that everyone said wasn't excessive?

reeru · 6 months

DONT TOUCH MY CAR BITCH!!!!

ArbitraryPerseveranc · 6 months

Haha that reminds me of a few years ago when I played Call of Duty: World At War.

Except those dogs ran and jumped two stories up to bite me. I specifically went up there to hide from them but nooo.. those were some kind of nazi catdogs or something. Maybe zombie dogs since they could take a sniper bullet to the head and walk it off.

PitBullFan · 6 months

A few years ago in Phoenix Arizona, there was a hostage situation where a shithead was holding a woman in a car with a knife while cops tried to "talk him down". Something happened, prompting the handler to release the dog. When it was over, the dog had bitten off the man's kneecap . . . . and ate it. <shudders>

RiNgO70 · 6 months

Holy shit

CogBlocker · 6 months

This is a training exercise (just so you know). He's wearing a bite suit.

(Not trying to sound like a dick. My dad was a K-9 officer for years and I've been the one wearing the jacket ಠ_ಠ )

Nico_L · 6 months

courage wolf

BillyCheesesteak · 6 months

This is old and also just training, not a real suspect takedown

itsDANdeeMAN · 6 months

this is why black people hate german shepherds

Iwant2bethe1percent · 6 months

if you think about it, this dog has the best job in the world... He gets to do what he loves, Hurt people and save the day. I bet they even pay him in back massages and doggy treats.. what a lucky guy.

SamWilber · 6 months

That dog better get one freaking good treat

9ipsykin9 · 6 months

He just couldn't bring himself to shoot man's best friend.

Adi_rc · 6 months

Go, Growlithe! I choose you!

Y2KxSurvivor · 6 months

that is one BAU5 dog

marchingprinter · 6 months

That was badass

mattdh · 6 months

this is why counter-strike needs a dog

amber90 · 6 months

Courage wolf in action!

Soupypops · 6 months

I walk up to the police in Detroit City.

Deracination · 6 months

I remember finding this back in my Freshman year of high school on 4chan.

That was six years ago...

Toastyparty · 6 months

would like to see a cat do that! oh wait... they can't

b0utch · 6 months

I hate gif.... post a video or don't post at all.

RonaldFuckingPaul · 6 months

believe it or not, repost

woohhaa · 6 months

Reminds me of my favorite parody video. BARK BARK BARK BARK!

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