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[–]string97bean 270 points271 points ago

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My ears...the ear plugs do nothing!

[–]MagnifloriousPhule 118 points119 points ago

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The secret is earplugs + noise cancelling headphones + < insert real music preference>.

edit: Also, prayer to whatever deity you can imagine would take pity on you. (Atheists need not do this step.)

[–]bestdarkslider 70 points71 points ago

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No headphones/earplugs in existence can block out the sound of a stadium full of pre-teen girls screaming at Beiber... You can only wish for busted ear drums to come quickly.

[–]MagnifloriousPhule 30 points31 points ago

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Thus the prayer. Hope you choose a strong deity.

[–]mightymouse513 53 points54 points ago

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DEAR ZEUS PLEASE STRIKE ME DOWN WITH YOUR LIGHTENING OR DEAFEN ME WITH YOUR ALMIGHTY THUNDER!!!

[–]Gisbourne 18 points19 points ago

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He can't hear you. Those damn pre-teen girls got to him too.

[–]TheAbeLincoln 32 points33 points ago

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DEAR ALMIGHTY DARK LORD CTHULHU, PLEASE TAKE THIS NOISY BASTARD AWAY!!

[–]westyfield 44 points45 points ago

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As with foxholes, so with Bieber concerts.

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[–]goodolbluey 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, but are you an atheist vet who's been to a Bieber concert?

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[–]goodolbluey 14 points15 points ago

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And lo, I, the LORD, said unto my servant, "Hark, that child's music sorely displeases me. I think I shall smite him with the haircut of an ass."

[–]TheMightyDane 9 points10 points ago

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I'll go ahead and bite; why?

[–]DoctorPringles 26 points27 points ago

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Foxholes are preferable?

[–]Drakonisch 5 points6 points ago

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Because being close to death does not automatically make you believe in a deity. However, being at a Bieber concert may cause me to start praying to anyone listening for temporary deafness.

[–]rapscal_2002 1 point2 points ago

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You probably want to put on a pair of custom molded in-ear monitors and then put a pair of professional ear muffs on top of that. I don't see much getting through that setup.

[–]acct00 12 points13 points ago

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Ze headphones, zey do nothing.

[–]NanoGeek 1 point2 points ago

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My ears...they hear nothing!

[–]romeolishitski 124 points125 points ago

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The look on the cameramans face is awesome. "Become a cameraman they said. You'll shoot big artists they said"

[–]ellipses1 59 points60 points ago

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Mark David Chapman shot a big artist

[–]Taphophile 11 points12 points ago

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Too soon?

[–]mcspider 11 points12 points ago

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Nahhhhhh

[–]AwesomeDay 407 points408 points ago

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Tickets. $300

Matching tops. $150

After-show snacks. $20

Impaired hearing. Priceless.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 200 points201 points ago

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$300 for tickets? You wish. They look like they are on the floor.

[–]AwesomeDay 121 points122 points ago

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I don't know how much tickets to Justin Bieber concerts cost (is that the guy on their shirt?). Young whippersnappers.

[–]HyzerFlip 82 points83 points ago

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Let's just say for each person your prices would be more correct.

[–]lurkerturneduser 140 points141 points ago

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Holy shit. And here I am saying there's no way I would pay $20 for snacks.

[–]HyzerFlip 44 points45 points ago

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A little chips and cheese is $6 and like $4 for a drink.

[–]bravoredditbravo 45 points46 points ago

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mmmmm nachos

[–]hinduguru 22 points23 points ago

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MY CHEESE BITCH

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Yo dawwg that's NAcho cheese

[–]zeug666 12 points13 points ago

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That's a discount compared to the last event I was at, a burger was $10, I think nachos were $8, a soft drink was $6, and a beer was $9 (unless you can handle something like Budweiser, which was $7 or $8)

[–]keenansmith61 1 point2 points ago

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The last time i saw Dave Matthews live, the cheapest beer was $12. Thats just too silly.

[–]lurkerturneduser 14 points15 points ago

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"Kids, you better wear baggy clothes and sneak something in if you want something to eat." (assuming they won tickets for free)

[–]KingNick 31 points32 points ago

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"Kids, have fun at the show with your Mother."

[–]Gratlofatic 1 point2 points ago

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More like 10 for chips and 6 for a drink... Everything's overpriced at a concert, especially a Justin Bieber one :P

[–]I_Need_A_Beard 13 points14 points ago

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Holy fuck-sticks. That's what I paid for a ticket to Bonnaroo, and that's 4 days of shows.

[–]PoisonousGirl 12 points13 points ago

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Yea, Warped Tour tickets when I was a kid were like $30 (Definitely less than $50, I know that for sure.) and that was a weekend of endless bands too. My mum used to fuss about that being too much.

[–]shphoto908 7 points8 points ago

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I def remember warped tour tickets being cheaper then $20

[–]scargnar 1 point2 points ago

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wait, what? sweet jesus. and to think i skipped going to the black keys as well as furthur this year because i felt over $75 was outrageous...

[–]AnnieIWillKnow 5 points6 points ago

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$300 for Bieber tickets is cheap? Is this an American or a Bieber thing? You could go to a top 3-day summer festival for just a little more in the UK!

[–]TheNicestMonkey 14 points15 points ago

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You could go to a top 3-day summer festival for just a little more in the UK!

For festivals it's definitely the same in the US.

Floor tickets to top concerts are always exorbitantly priced on the secondary market. If you actually managed to get tickets to a show like this one direct from ticket master it would be no where near 300 bucks per seat.

[–]shutupjoey 2 points3 points ago

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They are also beside a cameraman, which tells me they're close to the front

[–]LlamaScarf 1 point2 points ago

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GA tickets cost more than seats

[–]DiamondShreddy 59 points60 points ago

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I had an experience at a Justin Bieber concert... Once.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/eytqb/dad_at_justin_beiber_concert/c1c0okt

[–]englad 2 points3 points ago

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Are you okay?

[–]xiic 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, went to upvote that but it's been archived so please accept my humble upboat here :P

[–]i4ybrid 1 point2 points ago

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Now I see why people thought the Beatles were the devil, with their super happy music.

[–]purpleOranges 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for that.

[–]Blacksm1th 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, I nearly had a panic attack just reading that. Kudos to you for getting your buddy out of that hellhole.

[–]GruxKing 1 point2 points ago

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Good god man, Your auditory sacrifice was not in vain! Look at those upvotes!

[–]randumnumber 64 points65 points ago

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Guy on left has the right idea, noise canceling headphones. Probably got some slayer in Dolby surround playing up in that bitch.

[–]EpicUsernameHere 43 points44 points ago

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Its a camera operator.

[–]TrollKy 47 points48 points ago

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"If I have to be here for work, I'm going to listen to whatever the fuck I want" - camera operator

[–]it_is_tuesday 2 points3 points ago

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Dad will look good in his jacket and tie while he goes deaf.

[–]Dapwell 15 points16 points ago

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WHAT?!?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 14 points15 points ago

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I think he said something about a beaver.

[–]Baituri 15 points16 points ago

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[–][deleted] 617 points618 points ago

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"I immediately regret this decision."

[–]haldean 411 points412 points ago

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I've made a huge mistake.

[–]potted 172 points173 points ago

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I don't know what I expected.

[–]PabbleDabble 109 points110 points ago

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I've got a bad feeling about this...

[–]Doiteain 108 points109 points ago

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It's a trap!

[–]KennyDeJonnef 96 points97 points ago

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I never asked for this.

[–]swuboo 109 points110 points ago

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I'm getting too old for this shit.

[–]ringmaster_walrus 58 points59 points ago

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I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[–]AdamBombTV 28 points29 points ago

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KAAAAAAAAHHHHN!!

[–]princess_shami 21 points22 points ago

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Milk was a bad choice

[–]ThatUnoriginalGuy 32 points33 points ago

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RUHROH RAGGY!

[–]for_clarity 15 points16 points ago

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What is your return policy?

[–]alpacaBread 47 points48 points ago

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Milk was a bad choice.

[–]I_HARVEST_DOWNVOTES 1 point2 points ago

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this

[–]BobJ143 11 points12 points ago

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"Oh God Why"

[–]thatwouldbesweet 6 points7 points ago

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Is it more dangerous to jump into a pit of kodiak bears, or a pit of Bieber hungry tweens? Tough answer....

[–]down_vote_magnet 9 points10 points ago

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Said by the guy on the left who has just started his first day as part of the arena crew.

[–]steverado87 1 point2 points ago

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I wasn't even supposed to be here today!

[–]Sirusavath 154 points155 points ago

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I applaud his willingness to subject himself to such drivel for his daughter's enjoyment. At the same time I'm looking at this and thinking I should have my kids listen to more music I enjoy now to try and prevent that from being me.

[–]hoikarnage 105 points106 points ago

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I could never love my daughter that much.

[–]Namgal_Sipsclar 28 points29 points ago

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The bit you don't quite understand here is that your kids will inevitably listen to music that you hate, out of standard teenage rebellion that every generation has felt since the dawn of time.

[–]pipboy_warrior 9 points10 points ago

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And that's when they go for easy listening muzak

[–]dwcwc 5 points6 points ago

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We should tell them how awful is the music we secretly like and how awesome is the music secretly hate.

[–]DoctorPringles 8 points9 points ago

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Then you would have one of those kids that actually likes the music you tell them you like.

[–]homeboy5925 12 points13 points ago

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I love it how older people always say Justin Bieber is shit music but will defend Donny Osmond to the death

[–]chris_ut 42 points43 points ago

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I have never encountered anyone defending Donny Osmond to the death.

[–]Kaiosama 5 points6 points ago

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I have never heard anyone defend Donny Osmond. As a matter of fact, I've never heard Donny Osmond's name brought up period, because that era had far better musicians to jump behind.

[–]jimtwo 7 points8 points ago

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At the same time I'm looking at this and thinking I should have my kids listen to more music I enjoy now to try and prevent that from being me.

Don't be that parent.

[–]xebo 13 points14 points ago

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I don't think when they're 30, they're going to look back on their time worshiping just beiber with fondness.

[–]broohaha 38 points39 points ago

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I don't know.... There're people out there who fondly recall their obsessions over nsync, backstreet boys, and new kids on the block.

Oh yeah, and Menudo before them.

[–]touchy610 19 points20 points ago

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Shit, I'm still obsessed with the Backstreet Boys. They all got older and sexier. (Except maybe AJ.)

They came to my town last year, and I went absolutely batshit cazy from excitement. I felt like I was 12 again. It. Was. Awesome.

[–]zeug666 6 points7 points ago

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A friend of a friend is about 30 and she still jams to Hanson.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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The Geriatric BodyGuard: Assigned to protect three girls, if the kidnappers don't kill him - the lifestyle will! Coming this spring.

[–]NyQuil012 1 point2 points ago

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Starring Tommy Lee Jones and that girl from The Hunger Games.

[–]Michi_THE_Awesome 17 points18 points ago

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My dad went with his wife and her granddaughter (second marriage for him) to one of those concerts. I don't know how he survived. I asked him what he thought and this is what he said: Maybe he'll get better when his balls drop.

[–]ceslek 10 points11 points ago

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He really might.. You never know. Maybe he'll become an artist similar to Justin Timberlake or the like.

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 52 points53 points ago

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I bet the screaming girls sound bad too.

[–]ringringbananaphone 1 point2 points ago

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[–]limlik 211 points212 points ago

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Why do women scream in situations like this? I can understand screaming when they are shocked or spooked but in a situation like this? (I say women because even they do it, not just 12 year olds)

[–]WearingPurple 58 points59 points ago

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I was just wondering this myself, I'm curious how anyone can find this kind of extreme screaming to be of value to anyone. At concerts its quite distracting and very annoying.

[–]itspawl 35 points36 points ago

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"This music is quite good, lets see if we can drown it out with our screams."

[–]dnissley 34 points35 points ago

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Have you never seen this?

[–]IggySorcha 9 points10 points ago

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I enjoyed that more than I expected.

[–]PoisonousGirl 3 points4 points ago

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I've never seen that before. Thanks! That just made my day :-D.

[–]BTMPL 2 points3 points ago

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Dear god. That was beautiful. Thank you :)

[–]aryst0krat 1 point2 points ago

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I love Ellie Kemper! Thanks :)

[–]Nimbal 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, yes, the "AAAAAHHH!" girls, a subspecies of the woo-girls.

[–]RidinTheMonster 133 points134 points ago

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Excitement...

[–]Torch_Salesman 286 points287 points ago

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How the fuck did that become an acceptable way of expressing excitement?!

[–]Hermes87 185 points186 points ago

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Beatlemania

[–]daftbrain 85 points86 points ago

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And before Beatlemania there was Lisztomania: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisztomania_(phenomenon)

[–]Buben_the_Elcor 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Block_After_Block 4 points5 points ago

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The chorus of this popped into my head right away.

[–]nothingpersnal 16 points17 points ago

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and before that, frank Sinatra.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 8 points9 points ago*

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and before that, Beethoven. Bitchez be screamin' all up in his concerts.

Edit: changed the "s" in bitches to a "z"

[–]thebitchrake 21 points22 points ago

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I imagine it got really popular/common around this time.

[–]lgspeck 41 points42 points ago

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Guitar intro. Stop. "Just let me hearsomeofthatrock'nroll--- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]bvanman 23 points24 points ago

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Yeah, fucking screaming girls (and just general hysteria) ended the Beatles touring days.

[–]thebitchrake 13 points14 points ago

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This is true, but then they went on to produce pretty well all of their best music.

[–]bvanman 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, no argument there. I guess the Beatles fan in me is imagining an alternate timeline where they toured for a few more years and then settled down in the studio.

[–]thebitchrake 6 points7 points ago

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They were tired of the performance circuit by then, too, and not just because of the screams (their schedule was hell 100% of the time). I mean, they more than earned the privilege of 4 years of studio-only time (is that all it was? sadface)

[–]MrPinkFloyd 6 points7 points ago

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This man speaks the truth. I'm pretty sure I've seen Paul talk about this on one of the Anthology DVDs.

Bitches be crazy sometimes.

[–]ssjaken 20 points21 points ago

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I remember and episode of AHH! Real Monsters where they had flashbacks to the early scares. One guy scared a girl at a Beatles concert and she screamed and fainted. The other girls mimicked her.

[–]fallintrust 48 points49 points ago*

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Probably the same way it became acceptable to greet each other in public that way. "AAAAAGHH OMG IT'S JENNA!! GUYS IT'S JENNA!!! AAAAAAAGGHH" "OMG JENNA'S HERE AAAAAAAGGHH JENNAAAAAAA!!" EDIT - Mental picture http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3oh57e/

[–]Incredible_Mandible 28 points29 points ago

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This sounds like something a dog would say if his owner's name was Jenna, and she just got home. Dogs get way too excited :P

[–]fallintrust 54 points55 points ago

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[–]Musicalparaphernalia 8 points9 points ago

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Through sex.

[–]cprocella 8 points9 points ago

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Monkeys do it.

[–]PoisonLily 5 points6 points ago

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I find that pretty weird too but... We do scream during sex sometimes. I don't hear you complaining then!

[–]lizbot10 6 points7 points ago

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As a former 12 year old girl who was second row at a backstreet boys concert, I can tell you that it just happens... there is no controlling the excited screeching.

[–]IsThisTheInterwebs 27 points28 points ago*

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Scumbag Fans:

Go to expensive concerts.

Can't hear the music because of (own) screams.

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 16 points17 points ago

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*because

I just felt like you were genuinely having trouble spelling that. Not trying to be a dick.

[–]CandiAttack 45 points46 points ago*

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As a female, I don't know. My other woman friends constantly ask why I'm not having fun since I'm not screaming. "You're not screaming! Are you bored?? Do you want to go home?!" No, I just like to enjoy things without annoying the absolute shit out of everyone around me.

[–]ktmfinx 5 points6 points ago

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I think this would make a good askscience question

[–]foyamoon 4 points5 points ago

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Sexual tension

[–]IggySorcha 7 points8 points ago

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As a woman, this is a mystery to me as well.

[–]MindStalker 17 points18 points ago

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I've recently heard a theory, its explains why they moan at food and sex as well. Its a general, "Hey look at what I'm doing over here bitches." Call to other women.

[–]CandiAttack 26 points27 points ago

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As a woman, I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on that theory.

[–]MarioMetroid 4 points5 points ago

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As a hyena, I'm going to go ahead and laugh at that reaction.

In all seriousness though, could we get a source, MindStalker?

[–]Mystery_Hours 11 points12 points ago

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Using the word 'bitches' certainly doesn't help the theory.

[–]TBatWork 2 points3 points ago

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You've never moaned with earth shaking passion as you washed your hair? What are shampoo commercials trying to teach us?

[–]KingofSuede 7 points8 points ago

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I don't know. Why do bros go "woooo!" at parties?

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 1 point2 points ago

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I've stopped watching The Middle because of this, among other reasons of it being a shit show.

[–]revolvingdoor 1 point2 points ago

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It's like a tea kettle. They get so hot inside the scream.

[–]fiction8 1 point2 points ago

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To draw attention to themselves.

[–]thygraveerror 10 points11 points ago

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When she was 10, I took my daughter to a Hanson concert. The horror, The horror.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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At least they play instruments and cover Led Zepplin.

[–]borkborkbork99 7 points8 points ago

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And Radiohead...

[–]griffith12 8 points9 points ago

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[–]allieharch 7 points8 points ago

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That dad rules. My dad took me to Hanson (old school Justin Bieber, for you whippersnappers, but three of them) in the 90s and I will never be able to thank him enough for enduring that.

[–]xfallxoutxgurlx 19 points20 points ago

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In all reality, hats off to this man. He's taking his daughter and her friends to a concert they love. They will remember this moment for many years (maybe not a lifetime but for at least a while) and he's the one who made is possible. He didn't just drop them off at the concert like I see many parents do these days.

My dad was like this man. He went to every N'sync, Kelly Clarkson, Good Charlotte and Panic at the Disco concert before I turned old enough to just go with friends. We actually got to meet Panic at the Disco because he limped around with his cane in front of the security guard. And now 8+ years later (Jesus where has the time gone???) I don't really remember the concerts, I just remember how my dad was always willing to go with me. :')

[–]johnny121b 3 points4 points ago

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Have an upvote- for having a great dad, and for being an appreciative daughter. You're both winners.

[–]UGAlawdawg 4 points5 points ago

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This post reminds me of how cool my dad was. When I was in middle school and early highschool, i.e. before I could drive, he would take me to all sorts of heavy metal, alternative, hardcore and punk rock shows: Metalica, White Zombie, Reverend Horton Heat, Bad Brains, Primus, and many many more. This was absolutely not his kind of music, he was in his late 50s at the time, and was always more into classic country. But he drove me went to the shows and hung out in the back while I spent my time down front in the mosh pit. It was funny, he would almost always wear a business suit to these things. At the time I was embarrased walking in with him, and I feel kinda bad about that now, because (a) he didn't have to go with me, he could have just said, no you can't go (b) he was actually the coolest looking mother fucker in there: I mean a white guy in his late 50s in a business suit a Bad Brains show? how much cooler can you get? He passed away 2 years ago, and I'm a parrent of 2 now. Honestly, I can't wait until they are old enough to like music that I can't stand. I will be right there with them at whatever is the year 2022 version of Metalica or N'Sync or whatever.

TLDR: My Dad took me to rock shows when I was younger, I will do the same for my kids.

[–]lippindots 8 points9 points ago*

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I went to a concert like this with a female friend of this girl I was talking to at the time. Worst decision ever. We were among the oldest demographic there being 19-20 years old and the bulk of the crowd were 12 year old girls dressed in the usual whorish fashion. I took ear plugs and I still almost lost my hearing. Not to the music- to the little girls. God the horror. I left early and took a cab home.

Person sitting directly to my right when I was there though was a dad. We talked for a little while about the ridiculousness of the concert and the girls behind us. He I'm guessing had to stay until the end. God bless that soul.

[–]HollowNinja 4 points5 points ago

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12 year old girls dressed in the usual whorish fashion

Is it just me or does each generation of 12-year-old girls look even more whorish than the last?

[–]conanarama 4 points5 points ago

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I swear they do! But I was talking to my mom about a young girl around 12 that my husband spotted at work wearing a micro-mini dress with no stockings on and she nearly defended the girl. She mentioned about how most of the girls wore these little dresses with nothing more than matching frilly underwear that came with the dress and would poke out from under it. That was the style then I guess.

EDIT I suppose that then it wasn't sexual, just fashion. Now I can see it being more of a sexuality thing; showing off your "goods" rather than just going with cute fashion. I don't know. I was usually in jeans and my dad's flannel shirts, not booty shorts and short skirts.

[–]hooterboy 7 points8 points ago

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I... I just don't love my daughters that much...

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[–]Se7en_Sinner 57 points58 points ago

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He used a new title and the latest post is 8 months ago. Let's allow it.

drops pitchfork and extinguishes torch

[–]Torch_Salesman 60 points61 points ago

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You can extinguish it now, but you'll be back.

[–]multiMurf 18 points19 points ago

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OP's username ಠ_ಠ

[–]for_clarity 2 points3 points ago

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Listen, I don't need a torch just now, but do you have any rotten produce?

[–]Rystic 9 points10 points ago

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Hey don't just drop your pitchfork. Put it back in the barn or it'll rust. Don't you want to be ready for the next witch hunt?

[–]redforeva 3 points4 points ago

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Father of the year, however not exactly a prudent father; the one with the noise cancelling headphones is.

[–]auntie_eggma 3 points4 points ago

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Beh. My dad took me to see the Stones and Black Sabbath and Elton John and stuff like that ("his" music) way more often than he took me to see the shit I was supposed to be into at that age, for which I am now, as then, incredibly thankful. Though we did go to a Boyz II Men concert, which was more awesome than it should have been.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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So I'm about 30 and let me just say that if I saw Boyz II Men right now I'd be a screaming little girl, not one fuck would be given!

[–]magicman98 3 points4 points ago

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Will somebody give this man a well deserved beer??

[–]toog 9 points10 points ago

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Having taken my 13 year old daughter to her first concert last month allow me to say......BWAHAHA!!!

It was Motorhead

My kid rocks.

[–]PsychedelicFairy 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of my mom taking me to see Van Halen on their 2007 reunion tour when I was 15. We got matching shirts too!

[–]CollegeStudnt 2 points3 points ago

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There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

[–]Ducati997 2 points3 points ago

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The fuck.. I came to see a crime-fighting beaver!..

[–]reynej 2 points3 points ago

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I love how he's wearing a suit. What he needs are a pair of ear plugs like the veteran attender at the Little Miss Sunshine pageant.

[–]homeboy5925 11 points12 points ago

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My ex-girlfriend did molly at a Justin Bieber concert and said it was the best roll of her life. First of all, nobody knew she was rolling because when you roll you act like a little kid at a justin bieber show. And apparently the light show ruled and all the little kids had glowsticks. That story right there is what made me date her hard.

[–]Toastcleaner 14 points15 points ago

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molly? roll? rolling?

I feel very unhip and not with it right now. What do these terms mean?

[–]That_is_fubar 3 points4 points ago

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"I've made a huge mistake."

[–]RiNgO70 1 point2 points ago

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That poor man

[–]Danzion94 1 point2 points ago

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the guy looks like bill bellichick

[–]raigoro 1 point2 points ago

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This made me sad somehow

[–]endercoaster 1 point2 points ago

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He raised kids that like Justin Bieber. He has already failed this world.

But no, kids like whatever shit they like and he's an awesome dad for putting up with it.

[–]NyQuil012 1 point2 points ago

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I can tell you from experience, the sound of 30,000 12 year old girls screaming is not one you easily forget. For a while, it woke me up in my sleep.

[–]siouxsie_sioux 1 point2 points ago

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I took my kids to a Selena Gomez concert last year. Ugh, some of the moms were fucking bitches unaware of concert etiquette. I was just standing there in a massive crowd of people and this bony finger starts poking my side. "EXCUSE ME - WE'VE BEEN STANDING HERE ALL DAY AND YOU JUST WALKED IN FRONT OF US. CAN YOU MOVE?" I gave her the "are you serious" face and just said no. Also, dumbass families on blankets in the middle of a forward pushing crowd. GET THE FUCK UP.

[–]reece1218 1 point2 points ago

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha upvote.

[–]CardboardDoom 1 point2 points ago

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Those headphones look an awful lot like the Bose Triport headphones. If it is, I wonder if that guy knows he's wearing them backwards

[–]Carver_Descartes 1 point2 points ago

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This is the first time that this title has been used non-sarcastically on reddit.

[–]contrary-wise 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pipboy_warrior 1 point2 points ago

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Good father for putting up with this. But I wonder, how much did our own parents put up with when we were kids? Anyone have their folks take them to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle or Transformers movie as kids, or perhaps The Wizard? Who here knows that their folks stood in line to get a Castle Greyskull from Toys Are Us or Mario Bros 3 from Electronic Boutique?

Who here had parents that endured their pathetic attempts at sports or the theatre, but always had a smile on their face? Who here has a mother or father that to this day can recite the Cat and the Hat or a book like it from memory because you requested the same damn book every day, and they still read it to you?

[–]bettorworse 1 point2 points ago

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We went to see Cheap Trick once and there was a father just like this with 3 young girls. And, of course, the concert was also populated with a bunch of hippies, smoking dope, swearing and screaming louder than the girls.

He was enduring it better than this guy.

[–]Panties85 1 point2 points ago

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Amazingly, as I am reading this thread, my daughter is gettting herself ready for school blasting JB. Only 10 more min and I'm free....

[–]Confluences 1 point2 points ago

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what a trooper

[–]DavcarTheBarbarian 1 point2 points ago

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I took my seven year old to Hilary Duff many years ago. Could barely hear anything except screaming, and it was so loud, my eardrums were distorting like a cheap pair of speakers. I feel for that guy.

[–]leftinthedark 1 point2 points ago

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Dad of a young girl here. She loves the Beibs. I say screw it, and dance and sing with her. If I dance with her, it doesn't mean I don't prefer good music. It just means the music has a beat. My daughter loves it. And after we listen to it, I put on Cake. Then say, you love Cake, right?

[–]HoneyBadgerPainSauce 1 point2 points ago

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Someone get this man a fucking medal.

[–]ihavecrayons 1 point2 points ago

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Haha I like the guy wearing the Bose QuietComfort's with best in class noise canceling. Smart man.

[–]solver111 1 point2 points ago

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The guy on the left came prepared.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Serious question - what the fuck is on the cameraman's face? He looks like he has some kind of functional soul patch that hooks him into the mainframe.

[–]Snakebite4789 1 point2 points ago

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looks like the "vinegar strokes" face to me

[–]shallowbethygame 1 point2 points ago

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If he was really the father of the year, he would not allow his daughters (or daughter+friends) to listen to this music.

He would expose her to real music.

[–]BarfingBear 1 point2 points ago

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"I'll meet you in the parking lot."

[–]Gruzdak 1 point2 points ago

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Oh dear lord thank god I only have a son.

The other fear for a daughter is the need for a axe to scare away scumbag boyfriends.

[–]i3olt 1 point2 points ago

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God amongst men

[–]forum1388 1 point2 points ago

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At first i was pissed because this was a blatant repost with the EXACT same title as the last time it made it to the frontpage.

Then i read your username.

Touche sir. Touche.