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[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 49 points50 points ago

The original commercial is better.

[–]sithmaster0 15 points16 points ago

Hahaha, you're so funny, Tyler.

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 11 points12 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]1Avion1 5 points6 points ago

You can't fight fate Tyler.

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 10 points11 points ago

OK. I'll just embrace it, then.

[–]SkyrimNewb 4 points5 points ago

Hey tyler can you tell me if train A was headed to from chicago to st louis at 50mph and train B was headed to seattle from san diego at 80 mph when will the sun explode?

[–]spacelemon 0 points1 point ago

midnight

[–]MajorVictory -1 points0 points ago

Which coincidentally is when the narwhals mate.

[–]Ruspry 1 point2 points ago

Greetings fellow Tyler's.

[–]Akelzero 1 point2 points ago

sup.

[–]mrtouchysbasement -1 points0 points ago

DOWNVOTE ALL THE TYLERS! Tis a shitty name.

[–]stefan_89 6 points7 points ago

Haha he pulled out the light saber when he was scared, what a bitch.

[–]wtfxstfu 2 points3 points ago

You'd think Disney could have gotten some better costumes for the storm troopers. All I could see is their poorly fitted, flappy leg plates bouncing around.

Well I mean it's not all I could see, I saw everything else. But my attention was drawn to the poorly fitted, flappy leg plates bouncing around. I guess that's what I was trying to say.

[–]brainswho 1 point2 points ago

shoulda hired the 501st.

[–]Kevin_Wolf 0 points1 point ago

For those not in the know.

It's a group of people that make realistic costumes for Star Wars.

[–]CodeForRamenAndRoof 1 point2 points ago

I'll just leave this here

[–]IMBJR 5 points6 points ago

Where is the mile long queue? That ride is very popular.

[–]PooPooDooDoo 1 point2 points ago

It's a combination of the ride being popular, and the ride also having the slowest turn around in terms of number of people it can ride per hour.

[–]TheOnlyBoss[!] 2 points3 points ago

Well hello there

[–]Leathernecks 2 points3 points ago

The awesome part is that he is controlling the ride with the force.

[–]Zuxicovp 1 point2 points ago

I was half expecting the redditors wife

[–]NexusProf13 1 point2 points ago

haaaahahahahaha!!!

[–]ThePhenix 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS AMAZING, WHAT IS IT FROM?

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[–]Ghotil 2 points3 points ago

Hmn... your comment looked like it was photoshoped in.

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 1 point2 points ago

Last time I went to Disneyland was in Summer of 2006. Looks like nothings changed. But now I have to go for Star Tours.

[–]ELLYYY 1 point2 points ago

I can't seem to see Vader the first part of the second. He just appears..

[–]lol_imahuman 1 point2 points ago

It's making me dizzy, but I can't stop watching...

[–]visual_impact 1 point2 points ago

golden

[–]CaptainComo 1 point2 points ago

Haters gonna hate!

[–]p1zzab0x 0 points1 point ago

So the storm troopers are the parents, huh?

[–]Eqchua 3 points4 points ago

Not the parents, they just watch over him, you know cause Vader cant take her of himself being jedi and all..

[–]MadMageMC 13 points14 points ago

To be fair, he did lose two legs and an arm when left to his own recognizance.