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[–]slayer8a 15 points16 points ago

Party like it's 33 A.D.

[–]Benito1798 5 points6 points ago

Dogma great movie

[–]foofdawg 7 points8 points ago

His name is "Buddy Christ"

[–]KreyzMofo 4 points5 points ago

You could say that party was..... .....to die for. YEAHHHHHHHH!!

[–]panzerschrekk 20 points21 points ago

( •_•)

You could say that party was

( •_•)>⌐■-■

to die for

(⌐■_■)

[–]SafeForWorkSFW 0 points1 point ago

Typical Redditor: See's the comment he came to say already mentioned. Makes it better looking. Posts it as a reply to the original post. Gets double the karma.

You have just earned an upvote my friend.

[–]wesman212 7 points8 points ago*

If you get nailed to a cross afterward, yeah, that's gonna be talked about.

Edit: Send me to hell. First class.

[–]God_The_Alrighty 7 points8 points ago

Done.

[–]antoine_chekov 1 point2 points ago

So brave

[–]buttguy 1 point2 points ago

Jesus: Hey Judas, this party is going to be Legen, wait for it...

Judas: Shut up Jesus.

[–]PoisonLily 3 points4 points ago

Bethany: "Wait a minute. Christ. You know Christ?"

Rufus: "Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

LOL!

[–]bmward105 1 point2 points ago

Edit: 13 people

[–]SafeForWorkSFW 0 points1 point ago

Take that Project X!

[–]Snickerz627 0 points1 point ago

Jesus: the original 40 year old virgin

[–]Distantly_Fellated 0 points1 point ago

Was a total sausage fest.

[–]n2dasun 0 points1 point ago

Where is your dog now, atheists??!!!1

[–]konydanza -4 points-3 points ago

God goes on vacation to earth and knocks some bitch up, people worship the baby for next 2000 years

[–]Hiya_Edboys -1 points0 points ago

TIL Jesus was 12 at the time of the Last Supper.

[–]EmpressK -3 points-2 points ago

Well when people expect wine and you serve blood, peoples gonna talk.

[–]bloodypancakes1122[S] -2 points-1 points ago

AWWWWWWWWWW SHIT YOU JUST GOT REAL AS FUCK SON!!!!