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A bully called my friends and I "The fruit basket." We were inspired. Here are our uniforms for our school's dodgeball tournament. (imgur.com)

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[–]redartifice 1203 points1204 points ago

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We would also have accepted Painapple.

[–]moosekat 277 points278 points ago

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what about black and blue berry

[–]thoriginal 66 points67 points ago

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Is "Blood Orange" too obvious?

[–]BeetleJuls 16 points17 points ago

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War-ange!

[–]XOLegato 277 points278 points ago

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  • Slapple
  • Paingo
  • Gore-ange
  • Rape-ricot
  • Rapefruit
  • Manana
  • Blazin Raisin
  • Mantaloupe
  • Honeysucker-punch

[–]jfudge 76 points77 points ago

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Also, Statutory Grape.

[–]YouListening 212 points213 points ago

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Rape-ricot and Rapefruit are definitely off the table.

[–]Jollyman21 156 points157 points ago

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（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]Im_The_Table 188 points189 points ago

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[–]JokeNotFound 62 points63 points ago

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┯━┯ノ(º₋ºノ)

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          [–]Absinthe42 87 points88 points ago

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          I like this one.

          [–]OptionalEngineer 13 points14 points ago

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          I like scarfruit myself.

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            [–]thenicolai 1064 points1065 points ago

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            This is awesome.

            You should all stand in ROYGBIV order though. Just so that they'll have to admit to being defeated by a fruity rainbow.

            [–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 570 points571 points ago

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            And act like the guy is hitting on you.

            [–]CCCPironCurtain 482 points483 points ago

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            and hit on the guy

            [–]PhantomRenegade 577 points578 points ago

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            with a dodgeball

            [–]dijitalia 316 points317 points ago

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            Laced with cyanide.

            [–]iGilmer 281 points282 points ago

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            Flammable cyanide.

            [–]Eymundur 232 points233 points ago

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            And put Strychnine in all of his spices.

            [–]RufiosBrotherKev 367 points368 points ago

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            This escalted really quickly

            [–]Eymundur 159 points160 points ago

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            My friends are often afraid to be around me.

            [–]therealbgreen 104 points105 points ago

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            Dolls are not friends..unless they're sex dolls.

            [–]shadypizzaguy 69 points70 points ago

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            TIL even psychopathic serial killers like to hang out on Reddit.

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              [–]mooselmo 54 points55 points ago

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              I mean, this really got out of hand fast!

              [–]hollander93 67 points68 points ago

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              Reddit: where diabolical plots plan themselves before your very eyes.

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                        [–]bunbunbunbun 66 points67 points ago

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                        Where does brown go in the rainbow? It always looks so out of place.

                        [–]mudswitch 139 points140 points ago

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                        At the 'bottom'.

                        [–]Nice_Pat 198 points199 points ago

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                        always tryin' ta keep the colored man down!

                        [–]TeddyR3X 85 points86 points ago

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                        I think it was more of a poop joke

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                                [–]Nice_Pat 1341 points1342 points ago

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                                I AM SLAUGHTERMELON! I AM PART OF THE FRUIT BASKET!!!

                                [–]uberced 1011 points1012 points ago

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                                SLAUGHTERMELON

                                SOLEMN LAUGHTER

                                [–]walrusboy10[S] 501 points502 points ago

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                                No way...

                                [–]Deckacheck 431 points432 points ago

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                                Cutecumber Cube Rectum?

                                [–]nixonrichard 250 points251 points ago

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                                Rawberry: war by err

                                [–]Egocentric 795 points796 points ago

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                                Broconut = Robo Cunt

                                [–][deleted] 199 points200 points ago

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                                Big Fig = Big GIF

                                Sorry, I'm lazy

                                [–]blitzwig 297 points298 points ago

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                                Bombegranate: Metro Beanbag

                                [–]MerliSYD 302 points303 points ago

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                                Mangerine = Enema Ring

                                [–]JimmySinner 143 points144 points ago*

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                                When all else has failed, the little-known Sixth Planeteer uses the Enema Ring on Captain Planet to make hundreds of pounds of gleaming brown poetic justice rain down upon the enemies of the earth. It's also a pretty good organic fertiliser. Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! Shit!

                                [–]arostinter 19 points20 points ago

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                                Big fig= FBI gig

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                                    [–]Arrange_Amuse_Man 93 points94 points ago*

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                                    You have inspired me to start this new account.

                                    Egocentric

                                    You sir, become:

                                    Conic Egret

                                    [–]blitzwig 166 points167 points ago

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                                    Ah, very good, 'Anagram Username'!

                                    Or should I say 'Mega Rear Anus man'?

                                    [–]jberryman 61 points62 points ago

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                                    TIL all anagrams are aggressively homosexual

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                                            [–]playbass06 69 points70 points ago

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                                            Way.

                                            that animate feature is quite fun.

                                            [–]epic_comebacks 104 points105 points ago

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                                            The things you learn on Reddit...

                                            [–]Bad_Sex_Advice 195 points196 points ago

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                                            If I wanted my comeback I would have told you to spit it out.

                                            Dinner later?

                                            [–]Something_Isnt_Right 37 points38 points ago

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                                            Your advice seems fishy.

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                                                [–]wonkifier 73 points74 points ago

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                                                Yup. You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

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                                                  [–]DirtyAnagrams 127 points128 points ago

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                                                  SOLEMN LAUGHTER

                                                  GERMAN SLUT-HOLE

                                                  [–]Rapt_Aloof 254 points255 points ago

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                                                  SODOMELON

                                                  [–]uberced 95 points96 points ago

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                                                  Can I get a rule 34 on that?

                                                  [–]sideous 312 points313 points ago

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                                                  Your wish is my command.

                                                  [–]ledhed88 221 points222 points ago

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                                                  Welp, time to quit the internet.

                                                  [–]UncleTouchUBad 205 points206 points ago

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                                                  You'll be back.

                                                  [–]uberced 51 points52 points ago

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                                                  Happy cake day! You can have an upvote as long as you don't post about it or touch me bad.

                                                  [–]UncleTouchUBad 71 points72 points ago

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                                                  I can't make any promises about the touching part.

                                                  [–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

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                                                  ʘ‿ʘ

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                                                      [–]13flamingpanthers 90 points91 points ago

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                                                      ..........I need to stop clicking comment links....

                                                      [–]Aiskhulos 19 points20 points ago

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                                                      ...what the fuck is this?

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                                                        [–]Kayvanian 99 points100 points ago

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                                                        [NSFW] Is this what you were looking for?

                                                        [–]jobin_segan 58 points59 points ago

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                                                        Now it is.

                                                        [–]uberced 68 points69 points ago

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                                                        ಠ_ಠ

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                                                          [–]slagdwarf 40 points41 points ago

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                                                          The top comment AND this gem? uberced is truly uber.

                                                          [–]uberced 31 points32 points ago

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                                                          Rare moments, young slagdwarf.

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                                                            [–]Nice_Pat 294 points295 points ago*

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                                                            For the record, we're just a group of straight males, plus one female. (Relatively speaking, at least one or two of us is probably gay.) edited for mathematical accuracy

                                                            [–]ellji 107 points108 points ago

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                                                            The girl is Mangerine?

                                                            [–]walrusboy10[S] 283 points284 points ago

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                                                            Cutecumber actually.

                                                            [–]Thehockeydude44 160 points161 points ago

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                                                            Thank God... I would hate to be the guy wearing that shirt.

                                                            [–]Jantaro 161 points162 points ago

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                                                            Weird, I would have chosen that one.

                                                            [–]Blastface 13 points14 points ago

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                                                            Well there's one of them now wheres there other one?

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                                                              [–]he_eats_da_poo_poo 59 points60 points ago

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                                                              Shit I would love to wear that shirt, and I'm a guy.

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                                                                [–]JoshCSB 20 points21 points ago

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                                                                She has a WHAT in her pants?

                                                                [–]makemeking706 31 points32 points ago

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                                                                relatively speaking?

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                                                                    [–]Vthokie15 395 points396 points ago

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                                                                    Y'all gonna get graped.

                                                                    [–]Rainfly_X 31 points32 points ago

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                                                                    Now I'm upset I didn't think to say this first.

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                                                                      [–]thenicolai 97 points98 points ago

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                                                                      ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??

                                                                      [–]YahwehNoway 109 points110 points ago

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                                                                      DO YOU PUT THE LAUGHTER IN SLAUGHTERMELON?

                                                                      [–]iBuzzKill 36 points37 points ago

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                                                                      grats on having the best name

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                                                                        [–]Chambeastly 156 points157 points ago

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                                                                        These are freaking awesome, now I want some for me and my friends?.... On second thought, anyone want to get some of these shirts with me?

                                                                        [–]discoinfernape 68 points69 points ago

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                                                                        YES

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                                                                          [–]Aliencereal 483 points484 points ago

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                                                                          I AM BROCONUT. RADICAL!

                                                                          [–]Fwish 69 points70 points ago

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                                                                          At first I read it as Brocunt and was like wut.

                                                                          [–]McSpeedy 115 points116 points ago

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                                                                          broconut was my favorite too :3

                                                                          [–]TMarkos 197 points198 points ago

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                                                                          That one should have been a polo.

                                                                          [–]AlexZander 23 points24 points ago

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                                                                          You should reply to him so he knows to do so. I was going to, but I don't want it to look like I stole your idea.

                                                                          [–]Soup_bones 151 points152 points ago

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                                                                          I'm gonna sit in the bleachers with my yellow "fananna" shirt.

                                                                          [–]SaltyBabe 7 points8 points ago

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                                                                          I demand Fananna shirts!

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                                                                                  [–]BlackPride 58 points59 points ago

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                                                                                  Is the Big Fig as big as they say he is?

                                                                                  [–]walrusboy10[S] 173 points174 points ago

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                                                                                  Smallest guy on the team.

                                                                                  [–]StaplerAttack 76 points77 points ago

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                                                                                  But big for a fig.

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                                                                                      [–]StrangZor 415 points416 points ago

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                                                                                      They all sound pretty menacing, except for Cutecumber. I wouldn't want to be the guy in that shirt, while everyone else has mean names.

                                                                                      [–]walrusboy10[S] 1020 points1021 points ago

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                                                                                      She is the one girl on our team!

                                                                                      [–]suddenly_everywhere 704 points705 points ago

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                                                                                      boom, roasted

                                                                                      [–]Aiskhulos 168 points169 points ago

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                                                                                      Jesus, you're everywhere!

                                                                                      [–]Your_Buddy_Jesus 118 points119 points ago

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                                                                                      I am, my child.

                                                                                      [–]Seanio 59 points60 points ago

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                                                                                      I looked back to check if his name had something to do with Jesus.

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                                                                                          [–]Teotwawki69 285 points286 points ago

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                                                                                          Damn. I was expecting Cutecumber to be the short Asian twink with impeccable fashion sense and the super power of being able to zing any bully into tears in six words or less.

                                                                                          [–]mesosorry 84 points85 points ago

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                                                                                          Oh man, I totally saw this guy at the 24 hour disneyland event. Filipino, bleached blonde hair, dressed like someone on Project Runway, flamboyant as hell.

                                                                                          [–]Teotwawki69 42 points43 points ago

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                                                                                          He's an archetype. One of the good ones.

                                                                                          [–]StrangeArrangement 8 points9 points ago*

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                                                                                          I believe you're thinking of Kevin Lee.

                                                                                          [–]I_got_syphilis_from 11 points12 points ago

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                                                                                          I see you've met my lab supervisor.

                                                                                          [–]Teotwawki69 8 points9 points ago

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                                                                                          No, but now I'd like to...

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                                                                                              [–]takatori 27 points28 points ago

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                                                                                              Coolcumber.

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                                                                                                [–]DrPeacemaker 184 points185 points ago

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                                                                                                There's an anime called Fruits Basket. Needless to say, it's about 200% less manly than your fruit basket.

                                                                                                [–]Tigrrrr 73 points74 points ago*

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                                                                                                I cried when the dragon turned out to be a seahorse.

                                                                                                [–]BurntFlower 51 points52 points ago

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                                                                                                I thought the same thing and I expected t-shirts with the pictures of Tohru and friends. I'm a bit disappointed.

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                                                                                                  [–]JuanTaco69 255 points256 points ago

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                                                                                                  RAWBERRY!

                                                                                                  [–]RAW-BERRY 345 points346 points ago

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                                                                                                  You rang?

                                                                                                  [–]JoshCSB 112 points113 points ago

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                                                                                                  Two years, holy hell.

                                                                                                  [–]RAW-BERRY 208 points209 points ago

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                                                                                                  The sleeper awakes.

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                                                                                                    [–]IAreSeriousCat 57 points58 points ago

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                                                                                                    MADE WITH LIGHTNING. REAL LIGHTNING!

                                                                                                    [–]jackcatalyst 77 points78 points ago

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                                                                                                    Be powerthirst, be powerthirst, click YES

                                                                                                    [–]motamota 19 points20 points ago

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                                                                                                    400 BABIES!

                                                                                                    [–]downvotes_are_great 26 points27 points ago*

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                                                                                                    !!Brawndo!! IT IS SO AMAZING IT HAS EXCLAMATION POINTS BEFORE ITS NAME AND AFTER IT!!

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                                                                                                      [–]grant333 238 points239 points ago

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                                                                                                      I AM MANGERINE!

                                                                                                      [–]uberced 150 points151 points ago

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                                                                                                      You're one letter away from being a butter substitute.

                                                                                                      [–]P1h3r1e3d13 51 points52 points ago

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                                                                                                      And a slight difference in pronunciation away from being a small orange.

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                                                                                                          [–]tedk10 222 points223 points ago

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                                                                                                          I AM BOMBEGRANATE!

                                                                                                          [–]uberced 141 points142 points ago

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                                                                                                          BOMBEGRANATE

                                                                                                          Batman. Go. Beer!

                                                                                                          [–]walrusboy10[S] 105 points106 points ago

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                                                                                                          HOW DO YOU DO THIS

                                                                                                          [–]lizardlike 49 points50 points ago

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                                                                                                          Either this or they're the best scrabble player ever.

                                                                                                          [–]ismakkabich 38 points39 points ago

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                                                                                                          I ONLY JUST REALISED WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!!

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                                                                                                                [–]dragonshardz 78 points79 points ago

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                                                                                                                You like Strawberry? WELL HOW ABOUT RAWBERRY?!

                                                                                                                [–]theclumsyninja 107 points108 points ago

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                                                                                                                MANANA

                                                                                                                [–]dragonshardz 54 points55 points ago

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                                                                                                                IT'S MADE WITH LIGHTNING! REAL LIGHTNING!

                                                                                                                [–]Fsmv 11 points12 points ago

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                                                                                                                FIZZBITCH

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                                                                                                                    [–]srikamaraja 33 points34 points ago

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                                                                                                                    BROCONUT! I CHOOSE YOU!

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                                                                                                                    [–]Absinthe42 74 points75 points ago

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                                                                                                                    I want Slaughtermelon

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                                                                                                                      [–]fluttershyisbestpony 31 points32 points ago

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                                                                                                                      I can't decide if I like Rawberry or Mangerine more...

                                                                                                                      [–]iGilmer 109 points110 points ago

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                                                                                                                      RAWBERRY SPORTCAKE!

                                                                                                                      [–]aryst0krat 21 points22 points ago

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                                                                                                                      I scrolled down a bit to read stuff, lost interest just above here, and closed the tab just as I read your comment. It made me laugh so hard I had to open the tab up again just to upvote you.

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                                                                                                                        [–]TehLurkingDarkness 29 points30 points ago

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                                                                                                                        im guessing zodiac animals were out of the question

                                                                                                                        [–]revolverzanbolt 15 points16 points ago

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                                                                                                                        I GET IT!

                                                                                                                        [–]funny-chubby-awesome 61 points62 points ago

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                                                                                                                        Missed Slapple but otherwise, nicely done ya bunch of fruits! ;)

                                                                                                                        [–]Teotwawki69 36 points37 points ago

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                                                                                                                        I think it should be "Oh, Snapple."

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                                                                                                                          [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 76 points77 points ago

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                                                                                                                          I made a T-Shirt like this a few years back. It said "The Fornicarrot".

                                                                                                                          [–]annoying_guy_w_guns 8 points9 points ago

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                                                                                                                          THAT'S A VEGETABLE.

                                                                                                                          WHY AM I SHOUTING?

                                                                                                                          [–]walrusboy10[S] 99 points100 points ago

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                                                                                                                          If we win, expect a picture of us holding the trophy.

                                                                                                                          [–]Kelvara 16 points17 points ago

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                                                                                                                          If you lose, can you steal the trophy and submit a picture anyway?

                                                                                                                          [–]markevens 8 points9 points ago

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                                                                                                                          We Want Pics regardless! BTW, which one are you? I've been tagging all your friends as their dodgeball name.

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                                                                                                                            [–]Chazzelstien 112 points113 points ago

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                                                                                                                            I want the Broconut or slaughtermelon shirt, you should sell these as a fundraiser to raise awareness about bullying/gay bashing/fruit

                                                                                                                            i would totally buy one.... or two

                                                                                                                            [–]donateababy 16 points17 points ago

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                                                                                                                            /fruit

                                                                                                                            [–]Shake603 6 points7 points ago

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                                                                                                                            This is an amazing idea, these could really sell well. If they were cheap like the LiveStrong bands i could see a lot of people getting them and it raising awareness in a sort of viral way. You should PM the OP and if it develops I would love to be involved.

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                                                                                                                              [–]iCryoPhoenix 375 points376 points ago

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                                                                                                                              I don't suppose 'Rapefruit' is allowed...

                                                                                                                              [–]Fokked 297 points298 points ago

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                                                                                                                              Probably put on the sidelines with cuntaloupe

                                                                                                                              [–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 79 points80 points ago

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                                                                                                                              DIBS

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                                                                                                                                [–]war2450 24 points25 points ago

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                                                                                                                                I think I'm going to have to start using the word "slaughtermelon" more often

                                                                                                                                [–]patchworkgrasshopper 20 points21 points ago

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                                                                                                                                Dibs on Badnana

                                                                                                                                [–]fluxaxion 39 points40 points ago

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                                                                                                                                My favourite's slaughtermelon.

                                                                                                                                [–]Dunkshot32 116 points117 points ago

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                                                                                                                                I want to upvote this so much. Great work.

                                                                                                                                Would you mind if I used these for my team as well?

                                                                                                                                [–]walrusboy10[S] 116 points117 points ago

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                                                                                                                                I would be honored.

                                                                                                                                [–]Dunkshot32 57 points58 points ago

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                                                                                                                                So it shall be! I'll add a photo once it happens.

                                                                                                                                [–]walrusboy10[S] 125 points126 points ago

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                                                                                                                                Win and bring honor to the Fruit Basket!

                                                                                                                                [–]Dunkshot32 32 points33 points ago

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                                                                                                                                Thy Will Be Done!

                                                                                                                                Highlanders... TO ME! We Fight.... For Honor.... For Glory.... For The FRUIT BASKETS EVERYWHERE... WE FIGHT!

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                                                                                                                                        [–]uberced 818 points819 points ago

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                                                                                                                                        You at the tournament

                                                                                                                                        Aforementioned bully

                                                                                                                                        Also, missed opportunity on "cumquat"

                                                                                                                                        [–]walrusboy10[S] 47 points48 points ago

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                                                                                                                                        We would love suggestions for our cheers or play names.

                                                                                                                                        [–]r0v3r7 103 points104 points ago

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                                                                                                                                        WE ARE GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTHS!

                                                                                                                                        [–]cludeo656565 15 points16 points ago

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                                                                                                                                        CHOKE ON MY SEED!

                                                                                                                                        [–]ChemicalRascal 14 points15 points ago

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                                                                                                                                        DROWN IN OUR JUICES!

                                                                                                                                        Note: Works better for the cheerleaders.

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                                                                                                                                          [–]diggduke 11 points12 points ago

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                                                                                                                                          We're Fruit Basket, hear our cheers. We are not a bunch of queers. But if you try to make us fall, We'll slam yo' asses with our balls.

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                                                                                                                                            [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 581 points582 points ago

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                                                                                                                                            You get an upvote for cumquat, not for the gifs.

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                                                                                                                                            [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 153 points154 points ago

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                                                                                                                                            Cumcumber

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                                                                                                                                            [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 107 points108 points ago

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                                                                                                                                            penis

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                                                                                                                                            [–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 98 points99 points ago

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                                                                                                                                            DENTAL PLAN

                                                                                                                                            [–]NickTM 81 points82 points ago

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                                                                                                                                            LISA NEEDS BRACES

                                                                                                                                            [–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 68 points69 points ago

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                                                                                                                                            DENTAL PLAN

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                                                                                                                                            Charles.

                                                                                                                                            [–]PCsNBaseball 21 points22 points ago

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                                                                                                                                            Dude, you got me yesterday, picture and everything. Creepiest novelty ever.

                                                                                                                                            [–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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                                                                                                                                            Sorry, man. I won't post any uniquely identifying information.

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                                                                                                                                                          [–]scottb84 58 points59 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                          Reddit: where everything's a .gif and the points don't matter.

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                                                                                                                                                            [–]P1h3r1e3d13 30 points31 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                            Nice. Some popular kid once called my friends “the loner group.” The delicious irony was lost on him, so we just owned it. Way to be!

                                                                                                                                                            [–]monkeyjay 11 points12 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                            HA there goes that group of friends with no frie.. oh.

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                                                                                                                                                              [–]FUCITADEL 111 points112 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                              You're missing Broberry, Wrathberry, Tangenterine, And AGENT MOTHER FUCKING ORANGE

                                                                                                                                                              [–]ThatJesterJeff 37 points38 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                              I like the last one.

                                                                                                                                                              [–]Dr_Awkward_ 7 points8 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                              Or you could get really creepy and say Clockwork Orange.

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                                                                                                                                                                WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN FRUIT BASKET!

                                                                                                                                                                [–]helio500 40 points41 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                cutecumber could've been brutecumber

                                                                                                                                                                [–]Bardlar 36 points37 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                Read above. Cutecumber belongs to the only female on the team.

                                                                                                                                                                [–][deleted] 68 points69 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                As such, it would have been funnier with brutecumber being a tiny chick that could rape your face.

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                                                                                                                                                                  [–]Euphorium 10 points11 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                  These are all so punny.

                                                                                                                                                                  If you get time tomorrow, make a yellow one named Manana.

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]siveme 11 points12 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                  Mangerine, totally the best one there.

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]phyzex 12 points13 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                  you win. fuck that douchebag

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]Squidfish 10 points11 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                  You had me at bombergranite

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]The_Hereafter 10 points11 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                  Depending on your ages of course, I request to see you all wearing them.

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]Furiousmoe 18 points19 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                  You better snag up those usernames.

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]professorvanessa 9 points10 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                  You should be selling these shirts.

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]likeslesbos 75 points76 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                  It's "...called my friends and ME", motherfucker, "my friends and ME"!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]walrusboy10[S] 35 points36 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                  I shall now fall upon my sword.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [–]afnj 15 points16 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                    No rice ball?

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]unremarkableusername 6 points7 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                    Slaughtermelon is a badass.

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                                                                                                                                                                    The Fruits Basket?

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Danulas 4 points5 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                    I can't decide between Slaughtermelon or Bombegranate...

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]D3m0nk1d 6 points7 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                    can you get any cooler than this?

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Fallupinreverse 4 points5 points ago

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                                                                                                                                                                    Fucking win.

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