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[–]rndmnss470 146 points147 points ago

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That shirt is going to be unwearable if she keeps stretching it like that.

[–]DrWinstonOBoogie 62 points63 points ago

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Thanks mom!

[–]MrFifths 56 points57 points ago

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I love me some boney titties.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 42 points43 points ago

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*boknee titties.

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

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Question: How did we trap you? As in: Which trap did it?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I hope it ended up being the "free kitten" trap I devised. I'm pretty proud of it. Ingenious, really. First, you get a box, a stick, and a sign that says "free kitten under box"...well, you know the rest.

[–]feureau 8 points9 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

I got stuck in that trap for a 7 months, you sonofabitch... I got stuck in an aww loop while under that box the whole time.

[–]ThatsSciencetastic 14 points15 points ago

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[–]RelevantXKCDLink 14 points15 points ago

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[–]feureau 4 points5 points ago

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As a long time xkcd fan/addict who IRC'd many times with Randall himself, I love this novelty account.

Redditor since:2012-03-26 (0 days)

Please don't disappear.

[–]arienh4 0 points1 point ago

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Your username does seem familiar, I think I've seen you in #xkcd before.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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I do hang out there from time to time. Who is this?

[–]arienh4 0 points1 point ago

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Haven't been there in ages. Used to be arienh4, now am ArdaXi.

[–]larkable -1 points0 points ago

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Honestly, this is a really useless novelty account. 99% of the time there is a relevant XKCD and 99% of the time a redditor will spot the relevance and cite an XKCD article where it is needed.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Damn it, feureau, you always fuck up my traps!

...wait, what did you EAT in there?

[–]feureau 2 points3 points ago

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...kittens...

hangs head in shame

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You're the worst, feureau. Go to a jail!

[–]feureau 2 points3 points ago

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Are there kittens in the jail?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No. This is the jail for assholes who eat cats.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You realize our traps are recursive and self-hiding, right? We were born in LISP.

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, but therein lies the cake. We're running python now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Have you seen what python does to detect recursion? Tell me I can't break it with ctypes.

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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I'm English History major, so, no.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Bah. Well, think of it like the process you go through to make sense of "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

[–]feureau 2 points3 points ago

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I understand completely

[–]htr123 14 points15 points ago

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sharp tits. would not bang

[–]DrWinstonOBoogie 13 points14 points ago

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tarp ships. would sink

[–]flclreddit 4 points5 points ago

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It's a tarp!!

[–]Retanaru 0 points1 point ago

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Shark tips, mildly dangerous.

[–]agentsirus 112 points113 points ago

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[–]divinesleeper 70 points71 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]DIBO73 1 point2 points ago

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Runs off to grab biggest pair of p.j.s i can find......profit!

[–]TheMoldyBread 9 points10 points ago

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I thought i was the only one who ever did that 0.o

[–]feureau 18 points19 points ago

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DAFUQ

Where is that from? (the non lazy-town part)

[–]Milk-n-Cookies -1 points0 points ago

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I'm ashamed I recognised lazy town as well <_<

[–]imherebyaccidentonly 6 points7 points ago

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everyone knows what it is, even if they don't watch the show.

[–]Fyreswing 10 points11 points ago

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Not fat enough for facebook trap picture.

[–]420Warrior 8 points9 points ago

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i used to do with when i was a kid

[–]Username_Reference 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Deaths_of_Kings 8 points9 points ago

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Reality is hotter.

[–]KanadaKid19 12 points13 points ago

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Reality has some mighty short shorts on. She should post that one.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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[–]MrKrazybones 45 points46 points ago

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And then you meet her and shes pissed that you stare at her boobs

[–]toxicFork 28 points29 points ago

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her knees*

[–]Gortos 15 points16 points ago

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Dem knees.

[–]Euphorium 14 points15 points ago

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Be right back, buying a wig and trying this. Time to catch a predator.

[–]RoamerBill 2 points3 points ago

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People have tried catch me as a predator loads of times. It's getting old. Heh, old.

[–]This_Is_Chris_Hansen 1 point2 points ago

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Excuse me Sir?

[–]Friskylemons 11 points12 points ago

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I guess you could say she was showing her...kneevage

[–]Lambpanties 5 points6 points ago

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Never before has having hairy knees made me feel more left out.

[–]successful_brown_man 2 points3 points ago

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DEM KNEES!!!!!

[–]Spicyflakes 2 points3 points ago

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What manga is this? or is it just a random snippet

[–]ergocogitosum 4 points5 points ago

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It is undoubtedly a random snippet, however, that does not mean it didn't come from a manga.

[–]Knickerus 2 points3 points ago

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I'm about 80% sure that it's Beelzebub.

[–]DrBradweiser 2 points3 points ago

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Definitely looks just like Aoi.

[–]HeIios 4 points5 points ago

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It's from an h-manga called "sayonara, oppai" http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/manga.php?id=12479

[–]singh44s 2 points3 points ago

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WTH?

"Goodbye, (large) boobs"?

[–]EnergeticGibbon 2 points3 points ago

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I'm now attracted to knees.

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[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 2 points3 points ago

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I prefer to play in the mouth.

[–]Joseph445 5 points6 points ago

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The fuck did he say?

[–]Zippyvinman 4 points5 points ago

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He said he liked anal sex. The other comment makes sense now.

[–]Iwantrobots 1 point2 points ago

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I once did that while sitting on a chair while watching TV. Tried to reach for the remote that was a bit further. BAM, fell off, smacked my face against the ground.

[–]draivaden 1 point2 points ago

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My God!! She has no knee bone!

[–]FreeCuddles 1 point2 points ago

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I tried it. 2/10, would not try again.

[–]medacitygoo 1 point2 points ago

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We create a false life for ourselves on facebook. Through our pictures, posts, replies, likes and dislikes, we put forth a "face" we want the world to see. The truth is that we are all just frightened children looking for approval.

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[–]johnnynutman 1 point2 points ago

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i think a lot of people might have missed the point to this... or i'm just reading into it too much.

[–]Gortos 5 points6 points ago

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She looks outgoing and "normal" as expected from her, but in her own room, she's still insecure and scared of the world, as we all are?

[–]Zalbu 0 points1 point ago

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[–]windyy 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone else think this was Tifa Lockhart from FF7 at first?

[–]Pachy78 0 points1 point ago

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Great! Thanks for the idea!!!!

[–]nightwheel 0 points1 point ago

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Something is not right. She must have some screwed up legs to create such a illusion.

[–]Draegur 0 points1 point ago

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but the second picture is adorable! she should have posted that one instead...

besides, super-baggy shirts are cute on small-framed women :D

[–]tweedledee3inatree 0 points1 point ago

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I've been trying to tell you guys, don't be fooled!

[–]Littleabby12 0 points1 point ago

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Except it's not.

[–]divinesleeper 0 points1 point ago

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As someone with a knee fetish, I am okay with this.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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wut manga is dis from D: