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[–]Podunk14 209 points210 points ago

Based on the size of the bust the fall damage would increase significantly.

[–]jasmaree 113 points114 points ago*

And they're supported entirely by flimsy rags. I have a feeling those would tear at the slightest provocation.

[–]Ghstfce 215 points216 points ago

(Unzips pants) Continue...

[–]qweoin 58 points59 points ago

Slowly, I put my Papal Staff between her Apples of Eden...

[–]dane83 94 points95 points ago

I read this as Paypal staff and thought "This in game advertising stuff is getting weird."

[–]Scarecrow398 8 points9 points ago

[–]Baron_Tartarus 4 points5 points ago

Original Artist's Site - he has more awesome work there.

[–]Scarecrow398 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

Did you post that before or after seeing the barbie?

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

[–]GudomligaSven 2 points3 points ago

I thought that his arm extended all the behind his screen.

[–]the1840s 5 points6 points ago

she looks at my unsheathed hidden blade with intense eagle vision...

[–]andypants 32 points33 points ago

As she reaches over, I accidentally press the wrong button and stab her in the neck with a hidden blade.

[–]atree496 21 points22 points ago

Go on...

[–]noreallyimthepope 1 point2 points ago

So it was you who stole it!

[–]feureau 15 points16 points ago

And then, there's this one time when they were chasing here and she runs away real fast and the bags bounce against one another. Then she jumps, and it's like the two magnificent orbs suddenly lifted her up into the beautiful HDR sky.

[–]Twangmaster 6 points7 points ago

Oh Reddit...

[–]feureau 7 points8 points ago

Don't blame the entire site for what one person does.

err... unless I'm involved.

[–]Twangmaster 2 points3 points ago

I agree.

[–]princetrunks 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

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[–]Akiraonreddit 11 points12 points ago

Best gif I've seen on reddit by far

[–]expected_crayon 16 points17 points ago

Which means this will be featured in the next Soul Caliber.

[–]Netstorm19 4 points5 points ago

Super special day-one DLC.

[–]VodkaHappens 7 points8 points ago

Everyone knows flimsy rags give the best support.

At least that's what video games seem to imply.

[–]mastertigurius 0 points1 point ago

Clothing restricts movement - she's being practical.

[–]TalekAetem 5 points6 points ago

Soul Calibur type science going on

[–]Lymah 18 points19 points ago

You make that sound like a bad thing

[–]Pwag 52 points53 points ago

Also, no matter how quiet and stealthy she is, those are going to be noticed.

[–]Grimsonite 15 points16 points ago

But they can also be used as distractions.

[–]Pwag 1 point2 points ago

And hypnotic appliances...

The possibilities could be boundless.

[–]InfiniteMonkeyCage 2 points3 points ago

What if the enemies are gay?

[–]Nargodian 24 points25 points ago

Oh please, no one's that gay. - Ray

[–]wei-long 20 points21 points ago

Girl, please, nobody's that gay.

/pedantic

[–]jackcatalyst 1 point2 points ago

Lana Kane you are one magnificent bitch.

[–]Thunderleg 4 points5 points ago

Have the game's setting take place in Iran.

[–]zhaltypants 2 points3 points ago

Then you pay a bystander to walk by with socks in sandals

[–]Grimsonite 1 point2 points ago

Mhmm leave them to me...

[–]IHATE_R_ATHEISM 25 points26 points ago

I can imagine doing any strenuous running or jumping would be painful after a while.

[–]Bixby66 24 points25 points ago

Not shown: Eight inch stiletto heels. Perfect for rooftop running.

[–]meh2you2 4 points5 points ago

They are hook stillettos, perfect for upside down rope sliding and high kick attacks.

[–]kiwiparadox 1 point2 points ago

As a girl with normal sized boobs, I can't even imagine how obnoxious THOSE would be to drag around all day.

[–]Dristig 1 point2 points ago

Just think of all the things you wouldn't have to do for yourself!

[–]alphatomato 9 points10 points ago

Nonsense, she has built in shock absorbers

[–]Omulae 5 points6 points ago

Isn't doing artwork an excellent hobby.

[–][deleted] 347 points348 points ago

An Assassin's Creed wherein you play an attractive female assassin that must seduce, manipulate, and murder male antagonists.

Oh this wouldn't sell at all.

[–]Fawful 229 points230 points ago

I wonder how awkward this would be for Desmond.

[–]suprxtragrav 213 points214 points ago

He keeps ejaculating in the animus!

[–]wildcarde815 102 points103 points ago

At least Lucy isn't there to watch?

[–]leet_gamer 127 points128 points ago

Too soon?

[–]BlazerMorte 70 points71 points ago

YES

[–]martymcflyer 25 points26 points ago

Hell there was no spolier alert!... Yea I kinda stopped playing mid brotherhood.

[–]CapoDV 15 points16 points ago

I was just going to finish brotherhood, over a year later... -.-

[–]Stoogith 5 points6 points ago

I still haven't even bought Brotherhood. Had to get rid of my consoles to move across the world.. I feel so left out.

[–]moreON 4 points5 points ago

Well erm ... Steam ... or even the ubisoft shop.

That could cut the need for a console.

[–]GeneReyva 1 point2 points ago

You're not the only one who hasn't played it yet. I only started AssCreed2 2 days ago.

[–]worksiah 5 points6 points ago

I just fucking started.

[–]wildcarde815 2 points3 points ago

It's sequel as well as all of it's sequal's DLC has come out, and the game after that has been announced for latter this year so I would argue no.

[–]Evanz111 4 points5 points ago

SPOILERS.

[–]mastercylinder2 6 points7 points ago

dude it could be his grandma!

[–]douchymcface 3 points4 points ago

'oo ees daismond?

[–]StarTrekMike 40 points41 points ago

Based on the image it would not be anything as complicated as that, it would be you walking around doing attacks that allow the camera to highlight the "action" from the best angle.

I don't understand why the industry seems to think we are all sex starved 16 year old boys and even more mysterious is why some but not all the adult gamers out there seem to fit that mold precisely.

[–]Kayjin23 16 points17 points ago

Sounds like the gaming industry knows what to make for their target audience then.

[–]StarTrekMike 1 point2 points ago

Or how to lower the target audiences standards without them noticing it.

[–]dwaxe 15 points16 points ago

As a sex starved 17 year old boy, I can't say I disapprove.

[–]zarawesome 4 points5 points ago

just look at the rest of this thread and you will find the answer.

[–]feureau 13 points14 points ago

As a fan of violent dominatrix fetish, I would buy this game so hard.

[–]solblurgh 4 points5 points ago

As a fan of violent dominatrix fetish, I am so hard.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 2 points3 points ago

Been done, in a game called Red Ninja for the PS2.

It was pretty awful.

[–]GreenAlbatross 12 points13 points ago

Drop the seduce part and I'd play it even though I detested 1 and 2. Women don't have to be sexy to be powerful or successful.

[–]darklight12345 3 points4 points ago

actually, during the time of 1 and 2 that was true. Women didn't get anywhere unless they were born into it or were attractive. They couldn't get it through business or civil service, so they had to depend on male figures to become succesful. There are notable professions that arent like that, but they were primarily dependent on looks (wits were important true, but second without the first required circumstances).

[–]Zeebies 4 points5 points ago

I have a feeling that 'assassin' is one of those career choices where looks aren't a huge factor.

[–]nostalgicBadger 5 points6 points ago

Being attractive could help them get closer to their mark, in some situations.

[–]highwindscloud 0 points1 point ago

would you let an ugly chick get close enough to you to kill you?

[–]darklight12345 1 point2 points ago

you'd be surprised. The common idea of that time was that women were the killers in the bed and in the drink. Basically they seduced and either killed them in or near the bed or poisoned them. Of course, the other type of assassin as open to them, but only if they could stand being constantly "toyed" with.

[–]GreenAlbatross 0 points1 point ago

Being an assassin does not require social norms and conventions to be in your favor. You do not need to be socially powerful or influential in a patriarchal society or otherwise to kill people.

[–]JaronK 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't mind playing a female protagonist that isn't just LOOK AT MY TITS!

[–]GreenAlbatross 0 points1 point ago

That's one of the reasons I enjoyed Mirror's Edge in spite of the glitchiness.

[–]irishguy42 2 points3 points ago

They don't have to be. But it sure helps. A lot. It's working for me right now.

[–]EatSleepJeep 1 point2 points ago

First AC game where no one would buy armor.

[–]Thorus 1 point2 points ago

Well, you have just described the game "Velvet Assassin" and it was NOT selling at all...

[–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point ago

Why couldn't you also seduce female antagonists?

[–]superhappypuppyroll 0 points1 point ago

I would buy 5 copies of that game. In fact just take all my money.

[–]FrejDexter 70 points71 points ago

That is a very discreet armour... Have fun blending in.

[–]TylerKeys 83 points84 points ago

Quick, did anyone see a half-naked woman come running through here? Oh good, everyone is still staring at her. That was easy.

[–]Delta-9-THC 54 points55 points ago

The solution is to fill the streets with large breasted scantily clad NPC women too.

This way, you blend in perfectly.

[–]rabidbot 27 points28 points ago

Ass creed 4: Tits

Just realized how perfect this name is for a porn parody of AC.

[–]ericmm76 6 points7 points ago

The obvious, obvious solution is to set the game in a bordello FILLED with similarly clad females wandering around.

[–]TechSmurf 189 points190 points ago

Gaming really does needs more unrealistically-tittied female characters.

[–]Bluehairchaos 59 points60 points ago

yes, yes it does

[–]Thorus 34 points35 points ago

No. Gaming needs Jade from Beyond Good & Evil :(

[–]thetruegmon 33 points34 points ago

But WITH unrealistic tits.

[–]probo1 3 points4 points ago

less talk and more photoshop

[–]JFSOCC 1 point2 points ago

Yes, yes it does!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

There's a reason no one bought that game...

[–]Thorus 1 point2 points ago

What are you talking about? That game is one of my favourites.

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

You may like Tera Online then.

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[–]Batcaptain 53 points54 points ago

Namco says:

WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT A TAKI TRILOGY THAT TAKES PLACE ON TRAMPOLINES? AND TAKI HAS POGO STICKS FOR LEGS? GOT IT.

[–]Askura 6 points7 points ago

"Hyper sexualized"

As this is /r/gaming this made me think of a power up.

[–]thimblyjoe 14 points15 points ago

Just, please, don't hyper sexualize her.

They hyper sexualize Ezio quite a bit, though mostly through his actions, not anything physical. As long as they don't attempt to needlessly sexualize the appearance of the character (over-sized bust or skimpy clothing) I'd be fine with a sexualized female protagonist in AC. That being said, I don't think it's going to happen in the current plot arc since Desmond's the one in the animus and he's a man. But I'll be right there with you hoping for a female protagonist some time in the nearish future. That would be nice to see.

[–]ANewMachine615 23 points24 points ago

They hyper sexualize Ezio quite a bit, though mostly through his actions, not anything physical.

There's a distinct difference between being sexualized and idealized. Ezio is idealized.

[–]hskiel4_12 4 points5 points ago

Well he does have female ancestors...

If they would stick to known female assassins' clothing, it would be fine I guess - Claudia and other women are all clothed pretty normal

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 6 points7 points ago

i think the point is that it would get reeeeally wierd

[–]lasthour1 1 point2 points ago

Really? I think it would turn out pretty awesome, actually.

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 1 point2 points ago

weird for desmond

[–]Aisllinn 4 points5 points ago

Not to mention the incredibly deformed non-existent waist. I don't even care anymore if the bust is super large, I know women who are that large, but please let the girl have a decent sized waist!

[–]oberon 0 points1 point ago

Some women do actually have waists like that: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kweav/2824670682

[–]IHateHumans 8 points9 points ago

As a constantly horny 21 year-old virgin male, I agree with this statement. I prefer female characters to have an interesting personality rather then just be a sex symbol. When I play a game or watch a movie/TV show, I like to have my mind be engaged and to connect with the characters. I can't very well connect with characters that have little more to their character then "Look at my tits!". I mean, when I watch porn I don't give a shit about the chick getting rammed on-screen.

[–]insanopointless 2 points3 points ago

There's more than a few nods to female assassins in the games. There's a statue of one or two I think in number 2, the egyptian assassin? I might be remembering wrong. Also in the encylopaedia they have a chinese girl assassin.

[–]OniZ18 -1 points0 points ago

thats not fan art.... it came with the codex edition of brotherhood

[–]WarPhalange 100 points101 points ago

I think Assassin's Creed is a pretty cool guy. eh assassinates templars and doesn't afraid of anything.

[–]Expo_Expo 32 points33 points ago

ya Assassin's Creed is a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

[–]Lockski 42 points43 points ago

Loose cannon cop, who isn't play by the rules...

[–]Wozily 24 points25 points ago

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[–]laughingplague 8 points9 points ago

Thats the way assassin go.

[–]Askura 1 point2 points ago

For the love of God all of you stop! My brain can't take it.

[–]RussianFedora 2 points3 points ago

Then his brain be left behind.

[–]digitaljeff51 6 points7 points ago

I don't know that Metroid dude is a goddamn space bounty hunter who fights space pirates and he has a cooler arm cannon too.

[–]gusportual 4 points5 points ago

Metroid isn't a dude. He's a robot.

[–]IHateHumans 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was a space marine?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago*

yah Metroid is an hero and plasmaed all the alien pirates.

[–]FeierInMeinHose 1 point2 points ago

Yeah that guy give me boner. Wait...

[–]El_Zorro09 25 points26 points ago

Yeah, I'm gonna make my own Assassin's Creed game, with blackjack, and hookers!

In fact, forget the Assassin's Creed and Blackjack!

[–]Sneezes_Loudly 5 points6 points ago

But of course, and I must say this again. The gaming community is not, at all, misogynistic.

Right guys?

[–]Troggles 26 points27 points ago

DAT ASSASSIN

[–]Werewolfgirl34 22 points23 points ago

I'll never understand why nerds are so obsessed with putting giant unrealistic breasts absolutely everywhere in games. You know there's free porn on the internet right? And that you can see real naked boobs in like 2 seconds?

[–]Batcaptain 14 points15 points ago

Someone needs to make a computer screen shaped like boobs.

[–]dariusj18 1 point2 points ago

[–]Xarnon 2 points3 points ago

False. There are enough nerds out there who like non-unrealistically breasted chicks, like Alex (HL2) and Jade (Beyond Good & Evil). But there's nothing wrong with games that have over sexualized males and females.

[–]anabis_ 0 points1 point ago

Actually I am little bit disappointed with this world. Porn actors are never as good looking as the female characters in games. So even if I would open porn site, I would be horribly disappointed that most of porn videos are fake and full of ugly skanks.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago*

If she was that brazenly sexualized I'd never buy this game in a thousand years. Though other than that I fucking love the idea.

[–]benserwa 4 points5 points ago

I wanted Ancient Egypt so bad. :(

[–]Lysergic-25 11 points12 points ago

Those blades aren't really concealed very well. I guess she rely's on the power of her tits "oh look at those boobies *stabby stab stab, ahh im dead".

[–]RussianFedora 2 points3 points ago

That... That description was very entertaining.

[–]pttguy 28 points29 points ago

I request the source for this artist's page because I'm really intrigued by his art style.

(fap fap fap)

[–]Sonaza 20 points21 points ago

[–]BulletBilll 18 points19 points ago

[–]Yugios 8 points9 points ago

[–]voxaroth 0 points1 point ago

I have the strangest boner right now

[–]o0Bex0o 9 points10 points ago

There's nothing wrong with sexy characters, but why are female versions of male characters always hyper-sexualized?? Why can't they be in the game with the same amount of clothing and muscle tone as the male characters?

[–]DatBunny 3 points4 points ago

looks like the chick from Trine

[–]notsosubtle_ 3 points4 points ago

It is already out. It's called Soul Calibur.

[–]DigitalisFX 2 points3 points ago

Guard1: "See anything suspicious 'round here?" Guard2: "Nope, just your everyday girl in a hood and huge rack."

[–]AJarofTomatoes 11 points12 points ago

I don't think the parachutes could handle all that extra baggage

[–]red_rock 10 points11 points ago

What´s the point of daggers that you can hide under your selves if you don´t have any?

[–]mknyan 15 points16 points ago

No one will be looking at her wrists anyways.

[–]Christemo 11 points12 points ago

Hidden blade in the cleavage, motherfucker.

[–]wildcarde815 1 point2 points ago

They leap out and stab you in the eyes while you are staring.

[–]corr0sive 7 points8 points ago

Why aren't her fingers missing?

[–]corr0sive 1 point2 points ago

Oh. Cool.

I like the idea of having to lose a finger to do the job right.

[–]Tyloor 12 points13 points ago

come

[–]jimozu 7 points8 points ago

i'm fine with assassins creed having a female character role, as long as it doesn't turn the series into a series of completely female based characters with less and less covering simply to sell, whilst lacking gameplay and story.

[–]McCarthyism 18 points19 points ago

Is porn that hard to find that we must turn to video games to emulate it?

[–]egzy 25 points26 points ago

They simply don't want to waste time on alt-tabbing from the game and opening browser.

[–]kr0n0 2 points3 points ago

Smother you to death

[–]Yads 2 points3 points ago

You want to be shanked by a slutty Altair?

[–]MisterHandagote 6 points7 points ago

I'm so tired of this kind of shit. I don't want my games to be porn. I wont buy it just because you slap tits on the box, and it's offensive that you think I will.

Is this what we want people to associate with gaming culture? mouth-breathing letches crying and fapping over a manual?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I wonder if in Assasin's Creed IV we'll see a female protagonist. I mean, I don't see a good reason why there couldn't be one.

[–]the_littlest_viking 2 points3 points ago

That might get pretty weird for Desmond.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Why does Desmond have to continue being the protagonist? They could switch him out too after III.

[–]defenastrator 3 points4 points ago

Why do I feel like the lack of arm covering kind of defeats the point of hidden blades

[–]HBNichols13 10 points11 points ago

I know I did...

[–]Lastaria 1 point2 points ago

Oh hell yes

[–]BainzXoXo 1 point2 points ago

over? or just come?

[–]IsNoyLupus 1 point2 points ago

Ezio approves...

[–]PengMoobs 1 point2 points ago

for my cum i would like this assasins creed?

[–]chimpychimp 1 point2 points ago

At first I was like "I can see why women complain about how they are represented in various media", but then I started looking at her tits and I was like "Id let her assassinate me if it meant bludgenoning me to death with her milk bags."

[–]Macctheknife 1 point2 points ago

Everyone would be too busy fapping to play.

[–]0Yogurt0 1 point2 points ago

Heh, "come".

[–]NoDiceChicago 1 point2 points ago

If I could draw like that, it would add a whole new creepy dimension to fapping.

[–]epic-clutch 1 point2 points ago

I'm in full support for a female protagonist in an Assassin's Creed game, and fan art is cool, but come on. Even the courtesan (read: prostitute) in the AC online modes wore more clothes and looked less ridiculous than that.

[–]I_JIZZ_ON_DOORKNOBS 1 point2 points ago

[–]Kerfuffly 1 point2 points ago

Gimme 5 minutes with her and I will...

[–]mknyan 0 points1 point ago

Dude her face is as big as each of her tits.

I mean seriously, giving a skinny girl fat girl tits is dangerous.

[–]alec5014 0 points1 point ago

ezia auditits

[–]Retro21 0 points1 point ago

yeah she's going to have no trouble fading into the crowd after an assassination...

[–]SovietAmerika 0 points1 point ago

I feel as if everyone would be staring at you in the game even if you were hiding.

[–]a_lady 0 points1 point ago

That's a gorgeous piece of art. But, seriously??

[–]EvilAnagram 0 points1 point ago

The one where the main character has no ribs and needs a leather brace to stand up straight?

[–]inthrees 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this game called Bloodrayne? And she was dressed in black leather with blades on her arms, instead of white cotton/silk?

[–]TylerKeys 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling things wouldn't go too well for her if she got caught and thrown in jail looking like that.

[–]Abudura0 0 points1 point ago

I have nothing left to say.

[–]toweltheif 0 points1 point ago

this is assassins creed 3... yet mr. third hidden blade isnt in the picture

[–]este_hombre 0 points1 point ago

I can work with this

[–]Raph11spd 0 points1 point ago

so many upvotes for this!!! someone can make a mod right?!?!?

[–]ScatteredMuse 0 points1 point ago

Her right leg is bothering me. It looks really odd in its placement.

[–]current_form 0 points1 point ago

She has all her fingers.

I wonder if anyone else said this.

[–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point ago

For my reddit birthday I would like this Assassin's Creed to come

And I would like to make her come.

[–]NinjaPro5 0 points1 point ago

There's only one reason she'd be at your house and that'd probably be to kill you.

[–]blackcap10 0 points1 point ago

Ezio is trying really hard.

[–]ChromeFuture 0 points1 point ago

I can see that the new assassins are equipped...with ballistics...

[–]visionary96 0 points1 point ago

Assassin's Creed: Red Light District

[–]dragonbrains 0 points1 point ago

She's got all her fingers. That's ... Hot.

[–]arday2010 0 points1 point ago

o god, weve got ANOTHER Call of Duty? o wait, AC has something NEW every game. Never mind

[–]Lai90 0 points1 point ago

These are some perfectly hidden blades. And those wrist blades...

[–]beacbumm12 0 points1 point ago

i approve

[–]Cornflakes_Guy 0 points1 point ago

While its definitely safe to say that I would 'mash her potatoes', I really do not think a character like this should be introduced into AC. She'd be a character every player only looks at physically, and her actions and influence on any questline would almost be forgotten. Sex and Gaming should be kept completely apart. Like while it is possible to have attractive females in games (Like Sniper Wolf in MGS), there is a fine line and she breaks the line, unfortunately!

[–]The_Grimm 0 points1 point ago

Woah there...

[–]PinkPuff 0 points1 point ago

Everyone seems to be missing the point of this assassin.