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[–]caecilia 60 points61 points ago

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that dog always has the funniest expressions

[–]raymendx 76 points77 points ago

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::sigh::

Which one?

[–]Buck_Speedjunk 4 points5 points ago

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This is the first thing that has made me cry laughing in over a month. Good work sir, good work.

[–]panders2reddit 40 points41 points ago

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Kermit > Marbles.

[–]baileydeanee 57 points58 points ago

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Kermit!

[–]likwidfuzion 17 points18 points ago

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Goodbye Spider-Man!

[–]tanskies 29 points30 points ago

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Kermieeeeeee!

[–]Primo331 6 points7 points ago

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Gets the party goingggg!

[–]huntercunning 4 points5 points ago

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kermie-worm and marble-mouse are adorable!

[–]HungLikeJesus24 14 points15 points ago

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Dobby is a free elf!

[–]zuperxtreme 13 points14 points ago

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[–]IAmNotHolden 44 points45 points ago

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[–]a-spoon 60 points61 points ago

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Too bad none of those animals look like Snoop Dogg.

[–]slahaw 2 points3 points ago

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Eh the seal kinda looks like him. Other than that pretty weak.

[–]Eagle20Fox2 0 points1 point ago

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True. But they did get an extra mouse wheel turn out of me because that Rott picture is hilarious regardless of relationship to snoop. Then back to terrible, cold disappointment.

[–]DJGibbon -1 points0 points ago

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Honestly, that was fucking weak. It was more like "animals pulling a pose vaguely similar to one photo of Snoop"

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[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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That is the most unnecessary comma of all time.

[–]cadeSILVER 2 points3 points ago

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Really,?

[–]Hibernatingsheep 1 point2 points ago

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OF ALL TIME!

[–]n0wl -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know that I would qualify a Tumblr blog as a, "Website."

[–]XpowerEd -4 points-3 points ago

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...Mother of God.

[–]Eamez 10 points11 points ago

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[–]The_designer_pro 41 points42 points ago

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I KNOW THAT BITCH. SHE ON YOUTUBE OR SOMETHING.

[–]rain56 140 points141 points ago

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jenna marbles is super hot

[–]Buck_Speedjunk 49 points50 points ago

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Don't really like listening to her though.

[–]rain56 60 points61 points ago

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still

[–]Buck_Speedjunk 40 points41 points ago

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yeah

[–]kevinwoodward 11 points12 points ago

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God I just watched 2 seasons of Archer and everything is in that style of conversation now.

[–]Lairo1 7 points8 points ago

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"Is that how you read reddit now, Kevin?"

"It is, other Kevin"

[–]ThatsSciencetastic 14 points15 points ago

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I concur.

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[–]dadick 21 points22 points ago

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Alright, great job guys! Pack it up, cuz that's a wrap

[–]qweoin -1 points0 points ago

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.

[–]Jesse-Ray 7 points8 points ago

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The makeover one was interesting, I followed her after that, I unfollowed her after that

[–]highskymarshall -2 points-1 points ago

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This

[–]Battlezebra 0 points1 point ago

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Mute buttons were invented for a reason :)

[–]Buck_Speedjunk 1 point2 points ago

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::knowing look::

[–]Kilgannon_TheCrowing -2 points-1 points ago

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No, she's really not. She is very funny though.

[–]eh777 2 points3 points ago

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Of course not, you can do way better... Pathetic

[–]Kilgannon_TheCrowing 0 points1 point ago

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"hotness" is subjective. I was merely stating my opinion that I don't find Jenna's "type" attractive to me at all.

On my scale of hotness, I have done better, multiple times.

[–]hiffy 0 points1 point ago

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She looks better without her makeup.

[–]KEYBORED10 0 points1 point ago

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a second on that

[–]godofchaos 9 points10 points ago

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Wait, I just realized something. If that's Kermit, then Jenna Marbles is Miss Piggy. And if she's Miss Piggy, then that means Miss Piggy gives me a boner. I think I need to lie down.

[–]JesterAzazel 13 points14 points ago

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So she's fucking her dog? Great, now I have a boner, too.

[–]hero0fwar 14 points15 points ago

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DOGG

[–]nriopel[S] 2 points3 points ago

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DOGG!!!

[–]shoebob 6 points7 points ago

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DAWG!

[–]SometimesY 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Kronus1206 13 points14 points ago

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D'ya like dags?

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 14 points15 points ago

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Oh Jenna Marbles...

[–]angreesloth 0 points1 point ago

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All I can think about now is a sitcom starring Jenna Marbles and Snoop Dogg...

[–]StanleyDarsh22 2 points3 points ago

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has anyone sent her this picture, i'm pretty sure she'd be really happy to see it lol

[–]Ashal33t 4 points5 points ago

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KERMMIIEE!!!

[–]VodkaAnyone 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bashful-llama 0 points1 point ago

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id do her.

[–]uguysmakemesick 1 point2 points ago

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That's one ugly-ass dog.

[–]sirin3 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bobglaub 1 point2 points ago

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i hate that girl

[–]Airazz 2 points3 points ago

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No, you hate her voice when she tries to sound sarcastic.

[–]Kmlkmljkl -1 points0 points ago

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And when she talks to her dogs

[–]bobglaub 0 points1 point ago

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and just in general.

[–]grackychan 0 points1 point ago

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Fo shiZle, homie it's your boy dawg

[–]cleepa 0 points1 point ago

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You should call your mother. She missis you.

[–]JCamx 0 points1 point ago

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Kermit!!

[–]TheBawlrus 0 points1 point ago

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Them videos...mmmm.

[–]dadick 0 points1 point ago

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You recognize the girl... Aww look it's her dog... SNOOP DOGG!

[–]SirAuron 0 points1 point ago

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That neck is inhuman...er....incanine.

[–]Fennels 0 points1 point ago

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This dog is the only reason I watch this girl's videos.

[–]crappykoreabot 0 points1 point ago

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That dog looks like he's been chain smoking blunts the size of tampons.

[–]777kid 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a weasal

[–]isthisnametakenyett 0 points1 point ago

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the chick looks like jenna maroney from 30 rock

[–]airbrat 0 points1 point ago

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Marbles needs to hurry up and do a porn.

[–]Madrider760 0 points1 point ago

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The neck

[–]Spaghetti_Head 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed longer than I needed too. Everyone in my class looked at me...

[–]Trolololo13 0 points1 point ago

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Dat Ass

[–]dannyjeep 0 points1 point ago

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This belongs on r/dogsmiles

[–]YouShallWearNoPants 0 points1 point ago

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Funniest post in days!

[–]KEYBORED10 0 points1 point ago

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Great! That grin doesn't even need inking

[–]michwest9 0 points1 point ago

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That thing looks like someone bred a giraffe and a rat together.

[–]LolzPatrol 0 points1 point ago

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I think i just blew a funny fuse

[–]The_Fjordster 0 points1 point ago

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What a nasty dog.

[–]DaMountainDwarf 0 points1 point ago

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What if I told you...

Your pets aren't actually smiling.

[–]ColeSloth 0 points1 point ago

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Snoop will end up seeing this, too. He's usually on the net.

[–]Rasjon 0 points1 point ago

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is that a dog or very small giraff?

[–]HelloMyNameIsChivers 0 points1 point ago

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Awww, wormy!

[–]Churn -1 points0 points ago

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That's Kermit.

[–]GOfftimusPrime -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, this is Snoop!

[–]JaredMykel -4 points-3 points ago

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420 upvotes, yo. 420!

[–]JakJakAttacks -5 points-4 points ago

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Jenna Marbles is alright. She's kinda cute but she swears so much. Not that it's a huge deal but it's kinda like, "Wow, she's got a little potty mouth."

Which is interesting because she has a masters. You think she'd have other things to say.

[–]IHateMostOfYou 6 points7 points ago

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Or she's just not stuck up. It's all about your audience, for her youtube show that's the character. In front of her grandma, I'd like to think she has a different character.

Similar to your character's. I'm sure your a different person around your boss than you are your close friends or new friends or relatives.

[–]JakJakAttacks 3 points4 points ago

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I suppose that's true.

[–]Mr_Maps15 -1 points0 points ago

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Eh, some people swear and others don't; it's just how she expresses herself. If anything, I would think the "problem" with her speech and her having a masters is that she speaks in such a lame way that sounds forced and, for lack of a better word, 'bimbo-y'. Sometimes she has good vids where she discusses something cool or interesting though, and yeah she is super hot- let's not forget that she is super hot.

[–]czhrocket -1 points0 points ago

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[–]orange_kevin -1 points0 points ago

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[–]donttakemywordforit -2 points-1 points ago

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Jenna and her dog look a lot alike actually.

[–]doubleas21380 -2 points-1 points ago

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Attention_whore_and_dog.jpg

[–]Cgillespie4 -3 points-2 points ago

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The amount of times I've seen this in r/funny is astounding.