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[–]skydivinfoo 31 points32 points ago*

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Heterochromatic Albino Chimpanzee? Good name for a Radiohead song. Spelling edit, thx goal.

[–]goal2004 6 points7 points ago

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I think it's called heterochromia, not hemochromia.

[–]butlersrevenge 46 points47 points ago

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It ain't easy being white...

[–]jesuscard 30 points31 points ago

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It ain't easy being brown

[–]Zerv14 23 points24 points ago

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All this pressure to be bright

[–]lieutenantbottocks 29 points30 points ago

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I got children all over tooooown

[–]DorkasaurusRex 0 points1 point ago

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Hey where'd the guy go?

[–]goeraz -1 points0 points ago

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Ain't that some shit.

[–]hookeslaw 13 points14 points ago

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Her name was Pinkie, she fell out of a tree and died.

[–]DrWalterWhite 2 points3 points ago

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Who the hell is chopping onions at 4am??

[–]vinsite 18 points19 points ago

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[–]bvanman 6 points7 points ago

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Too bad later in the episode Jerry gets sick and ruins his non-puking streak.

[–]ipoopmypantsonpurpos 3 points4 points ago

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"I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there."

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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this was awesome, one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes. have an upvote.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 3 points4 points ago

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Brothers in arms.

[–]sneezewort 6 points7 points ago

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Did anyone else think of Tyrion and Jaime Lannister when they saw this?

[–]iRocks 1 point2 points ago

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I thought of Tyrion and Jon on their ride to the Wall. Maybe if the monkey on the right was blonde lol.

Hey reddit, photoshop the one on the right to be blonde.

[–]Colecoman1982 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of Darmok and Jallad at Tenagra.

[–]leet_hacksaw 1 point2 points ago

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"J.D, could you get the chart for Ms. Oppelmeyer?"

what if me and Turk were monkeys

"That's one potato that won't need a sex change."

[–]stevesonaplane 1 point2 points ago

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One will grow up to be a wise sage and the other a powerful warrior.

[–]meeu 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason the albino chimp reminds me of William H. Macy...

[–]Vendril 1 point2 points ago

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....in arms.

[–]hongcat0805 1 point2 points ago

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What a meaningful picture! Even monkeys are willing to help each other that are regardless of their differences (ons is black and another is white). However, some humans are trying to harm others in order to obtain their aim. Some treat others not so well because of their different races.

[–]cicic 1 point2 points ago

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higher res?

[–]asstits 0 points1 point ago

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Or cyborg monkey from the future on a mission to save kin?

[–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

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Apes.

[–]saintNIC 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh blackie and fuck eyes...so cute.

[–]Delaware2009 0 points1 point ago

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Gandalf/28 weeks later monkey boy

[–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

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ape*

[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS

[–]Gmart 0 points1 point ago

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"Have you noticed dad's friend, the polar bear, is always around when dad travels for work?"

[–]heimdal77 0 points1 point ago

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kinda funny the one right below this is titled ying and yang..

[–]kmock 0 points1 point ago

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Brother from another mother

[–]EarlGamilleo 0 points1 point ago

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If you're thinkin' of bein my brother it font matter if you're black it white..

[–]sharktalon 0 points1 point ago

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I love his eyes.

[–]Ogow 0 points1 point ago

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Why isn't Amy wearing her talking suit? And why is that evil monkey not guarding diamonds? AND WHY ARE THEY FRIENDS!?

[–]Ushankaclock 0 points1 point ago

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*Brothas

[–]the_goat_boy 0 points1 point ago

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Get your hands off me, you damn clean ape!

[–]Tralan 0 points1 point ago

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They will grow to become mortal enemies: the wise mystic, gifted with future sight, and the angry warrior.

[–]x_yz_x_yz 0 points1 point ago

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It's Bongo and his evil white twin.

[–]vodkamartini 0 points1 point ago

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Look to the cookie!

[–]GeologySucks 0 points1 point ago

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The white one is either female or has Klinefelter's. Probably not brothers.

[–]nonplayer 0 points1 point ago

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Stormy night... you cant sleep.
Then you hear some noise on your window... a knock.
You cant see anything, its too dark.
Another knock... then a thunder, and with the flash you finally notice the white-faced monkey looking directly into your eyes.

His lips slowly moving, as if he is trying to say something...
"...its rape time..."

[–]Pajamas_ 0 points1 point ago

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By any chance have you ever read New Murders in the Rue Morgue?

[–]monkeyballs2[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Aww RIP Michael!

[–]dennismgordon 0 points1 point ago

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raistlin and caramon

[–]AH64 0 points1 point ago

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They're all cute and cuddly until one of them decides to eat your face off.

[–]defiantapple 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like one of the apes from Congo. That movie scared the crap out of me when I was little.

[–]kidtiger 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Micky Ward & Dick Eklund.

[–]Haohaohuc 0 points1 point ago

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This picture is so impressive. But I don't understand why there is an black monkey while other is white?

[–]luke10_27 -1 points0 points ago

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Cornelius!

Yes Dr. Zaius?

[–]TWiesengrund 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else think that most apes look like old couches?

[–]lbmouse 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch slap the first "Ebony and Ivory" post.

[–]dahl12 0 points1 point ago

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baby yeti

[–]avenx 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think the one on the left look like Steve Buscemi?

[–]Toranagasan 0 points1 point ago

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That is a scary mother fucking monkey

[–]JimPick 2 points3 points ago

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Give it five years when it reaches adult size, looks like that, and is strong enough to rip off any human body part that it wants to keep.

[–]solarnexus 0 points1 point ago

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I just crossed my legs.

[–]PA55W0RD 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kilo4fun 1 point2 points ago

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ape

FTFY

[–]xlivingdeadgirl 0 points1 point ago

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ahhh I want it !

[–]SaltyBabe 0 points1 point ago

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She was the only (know) one in the world. She's dead now.

[–]xlivingdeadgirl 0 points1 point ago

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:'(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder

[–]schlog 0 points1 point ago

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aww, someone has been cheating on their monkeyhusband

[–]TheAubz 0 points1 point ago

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In the words of the late Michael Jackson, "It doesn't matter if your black or white... Or also a monkey" ahhh good song

[–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

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They are apes.

[–]Chug_bleach 0 points1 point ago

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Mah nigga

[–]butch123 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]TheSoup07 -1 points0 points ago

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david bowie?

[–]Ushankaclock 1 point2 points ago

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Aladdin Chimp

[–]TheSoup07 0 points1 point ago

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watch that ape!

[–]Ushankaclock 1 point2 points ago

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Monkey Dory

[–]ApologyWars -1 points0 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Chimp the white