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[–]string97bean 8 points9 points ago

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All the more reason to respect the knights of new.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 8 points9 points ago

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Knights of New

[–]string97bean 4 points5 points ago

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Sorry, I should have given them their proper respect.

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

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they seem to be pretty predictable, unfortunately

[–]c4dy 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Caveman788 2 points3 points ago

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[–]fdtera -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]average_AZN 0 points1 point ago

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I was really hoping you spliced a gif of you jerking off into there

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[–]tyler2k 2 points3 points ago

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off to, the "to" is really important there

[–]andrewsmith1986 8 points9 points ago

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Someone has to wade through the bullshit.

[–]Yoshisune 3 points4 points ago

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It still gets upvoted regardless.

[–]Roaning 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck it, I just upvote everything, if it's shit THEN it will die but by then that's several floors up and that ain't my department.

[–]Bassmonster27 1 point2 points ago

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i reacted the same way to this post, the power of only one downvote is a shame...

[–]drwormtmbg 1 point2 points ago

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turns out, it's been recently shortened to /r/mildlyamusing.

[–]secretlypooping 0 points1 point ago

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looks like that subreddit didnt quite take off as well as /r/mildlyinteresting

[–]drwormtmbg 0 points1 point ago

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dammit, I thought I made that up.

[–]Echo11 1 point2 points ago

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I concur!

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

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That's my reaction to most of /r/funny.

I think I've grown tired of reddit's repetitive, predictable sense of humor.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 1 point2 points ago

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He should as Willis what he's talkin' bout.

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

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This, sir, has discouraged me from going to r/funny/new, and Karma whoring in the comment sections of the "possibly funny " posts. -.-

[–]pie-man 0 points1 point ago

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is it because he is dead? RIP

[–]dinobomb 0 points1 point ago

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What I hate the most about /r/funny is how people can brainlessly upvote contents with no comments at all.

[–]rocker5743 -1 points0 points ago

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this is not funny

[–]stingertorra -2 points-1 points ago

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Dude, Webster is my favorite show! upboats for you.

[–]matthabitat 2 points3 points ago

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Don't be joking about serious stuff, thats Kony 2012.

[–]DJCapacity -1 points0 points ago

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If Willis could only explain shit properly the first time...