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[–]VirgilTheCow 869 points870 points ago

70% gross 30% hilarious

[–]sudo_life 403 points404 points ago

and 10% massive balls.

[–]BillWrosch 454 points455 points ago

[–]TWOoneEIGHT 148 points149 points ago

/r/pyongyang ban coming down in 3...2...1...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Betters_your_comment 46 points47 points ago

[–]edjca 8 points9 points ago*

I don't normally upvote novelty accounts but you included my username and I'm vain. Kudos, sir and/or madam.

edit: typo.

[–]akindablue 127 points128 points ago*

This was the first time i've heard of /r/pyongyang and it's so interesting: The only poster is Kim Il-sung, tons of deleted comments and upvoting is your only option.

Crazy.

EDIT: oop. just got banned, what do you know.

[–]SpacedAlien 28 points29 points ago

Also, if you leave a comment, you'll get banned. I speak from experience.

[–]huggableplum 13 points14 points ago*

Only of you leave a comment that doesn't glorify dear leader

Edit: Nevermind, I guess the mod just missed me the first time round. Tested waters again and got banned :(

[–]keefd 89 points90 points ago

Turn off "use subreddit style", downvote awaaaaaaaaaaay!

[–]redpossum 19 points20 points ago

how would I go about it?

[–]i_upboat 21 points22 points ago*

In case you're trolling, then I acknowledge that you got me, but I'll tell you anyways. It's a little check box on the right-hand column, right under the word Pyongyang.

Edit: You need RES to see it.
Double edit: Without RES, you can also just pair up the subreddit with another subreddit by changing the url (ie. www.reddit.com/r/funny+askreddit). Thanks, SplurgyA.

[–]abom420 74 points75 points ago

The world has gotten this bad with trolls?

Pretty soon well be answering phones.

"In-case-you're-trolling-me-fuck-off-otherwise.. Hello?"

[–]JarJarB 12 points13 points ago

Not the world, just Norway. Their president acknowledged that they have trolls.

[–]SplurgyA[!] 14 points15 points ago

You don't need RES to see it, you just need to do a trick with the url/

Putting a + in the url lets you merge subreddits together, e.g. www.reddit.com/r/funny+askreddit

This strips out the CSS. If you do it with a dead subreddit, you can then downvote as much as you want.

http://www.reddit.com/r/devon+pyongyang

See also going into /r/4chan and discovering who all the "anonymous" posters are

[–]i_upboat 2 points3 points ago

Wow. I did not realize that /r/4chan Anons were just hidden behind the subreddit style; I feel mildly retarded now.
Thanks for pointing it out.

[–]crustinXbeiber 6 points7 points ago

I can't see anything on that page unless I log off, does that mean I got banned?

[–]Psythik 6 points7 points ago

Not sure if serious subreddit, or elaborate joke.

[–]totaldonut 15 points16 points ago

I was banned for mentioning North Korea in my own subreddit (shameless plug). My point is, they're everywhere.

[–]Lz_erk 9 points10 points ago*

what yjr givl! whatthe gfuc. This makes /r/fifthworldpics look like /r/askscience.

Edit: I just found /r/NoFap. I give up. The internet is too crazy for me. I miss the days when the weirdest shit out there was rotten.com.

Edit again: Yup, I've been banned. That made me smile.

[–]Bainato 7 points8 points ago

Try out /r/antifap

[–]rich97 3 points4 points ago

It took me 7 mins to get banned. We made a game of it when Dear Leader died.

[–]Hime_Takamura 8 points9 points ago

I always thought that was a joke. I still don't know if they're serious or not.

[–]Arquis001 7 points8 points ago

I can't believe that is a thing.

[–]Arlieth 7 points8 points ago*

I feel like getting banned by /r/pyongyang deserves its own Reddit badge.

That being said, the autocratic regime up there is a collective of "Communist" cocksuckers. It's sad really when you consider all the industrial resources up in the North that South Korea's industries could take advantage of; ironically, South Korea has the majority of arable land suitable for farming, which would solve the North's famine problem.

A united Korea could probably oust Japan on the global market.

EDIT: YESSSSS BANNED

[–]Hierodulos 5 points6 points ago

Good sir/ma'am, to call them cocksuckers is to slander those who do perform that most wonderful of sexual activities. Cocksuckers are heroes; those autocratic fucktards are just dirty assholes.

[–]DivinusVox 3 points4 points ago

I got banned from /r/shitredditsays. It is an honor.

[–]BairKC 61 points62 points ago

North Korea, Best Korea.

[–]letsRACEturtles 13 points14 points ago

I always preferred the more hip West Side Korea

[–]kael13 8 points9 points ago

East-side Staines is massive!

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[–]windowpuncher 17 points18 points ago

110%?

[–]n1rvous 34 points35 points ago

100% of the time!

[–]AnthonyIsABoss 7 points8 points ago

"100% of people who give 110% don't understand math."

[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 7 points8 points ago

If I give you 10 apples every Thursday but this Thursday I give you 11, I just gave you 110% of the apples I usually give.

[–]ladiesandgentleman 5 points6 points ago

Hi Lou Ferrigno!

[–]UBERALLE5 40 points41 points ago

Are you sure those are balls? I mean...I'm no vet but damn...that looks more like a tumor or something...

[–]LAlynx 50 points51 points ago

"ITS NAAAT A TUUUUMOR!" -Arnold Swartzenegger

[–]a_unique_username 36 points37 points ago

"I did naaat hit her... I did naaat." -Johhny

[–]gloon 52 points53 points ago

I would laugh even harder if Shitty_Watercolour comes here with his link.

[–]keeweejones 15 points16 points ago

Plankton, 1% evil, 99% hot gas.

[–]Im-pretty-cool94 18 points19 points ago

I'm a pig expert and I can confirm.

[–]teeksteeks 33 points34 points ago

I am a ball specialist and can confirm this confirmation.

[–]Illpackallama 22 points23 points ago

I'm a llama expert, I have nothing useful to say here.

[–]fifilacoquette 9 points10 points ago

I'm Rebecca Loos. Yep!

[–]reagan2016 3 points4 points ago

I have a PhD in shit, and this shit is funny.

[–]Craigellachie 326 points327 points ago

It looks like his buttocks have their own pair of buttocks.

[–]SnareEmu 326 points327 points ago

He really does have big-ass balls.

[–]thenamesIAN 214 points215 points ago

big ass-balls*

[–]wash_like_a_leaf 165 points166 points ago

pig ass-balls*

FTFY

[–]Marshfellow 23 points24 points ago

I like how thejackalope231 has as many downvotes as you have upvotes, and you posted basically the same thing. And he posted first. Stay classy, reddit.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

eh, maybe people are getting over the whole CSI scream pun thing? it's not just what you say, it's how you say it

[–]Fhwqhgads 68 points69 points ago

The poop is coming out of the ass. But its also coming out of the ass of the ass.

-Beavis and Butthead

That just popped into my mind.

[–]BlackDelegation 13 points14 points ago

The pig should get a tattoo of a butt on his butt, then a tattoo on the butt of the butt tattoo.

[–]roger_ 4 points5 points ago

[–]fubadubdub 20 points21 points ago

That just pooped into my mind.

FTFY

[–]Se7en_Sinner 20 points21 points ago

A S S C E P T I O N

[–]shott85 148 points149 points ago

Why are his balls so big??

[–]Lokikong 38 points39 points ago

Pig balls are big and their dicks are curly.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Pig-Penis-681688 <--Pig dick

[–]laurenpru 64 points65 points ago

Googled "pig penis." Unexpected/should-have-known result: A penis...pig.

[–]steviesteveo12 12 points13 points ago

An unexpected and yet entirely logical picture.

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I mean its not not a pig penis.

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 48 points49 points ago

[–]dafones 2 points3 points ago

Ohhhhh, now I don't want a pet pig anymore.

[–]eats_shit_and_dies 246 points247 points ago

why not?

[–]menwithrobots 53 points54 points ago

So you've been eating off of them?!

[–]willneu97 64 points65 points ago

He isn't responding to you because he is dead.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

Animals with big balls, means the males compete by "sperm warfare" rather than by fighting. That is everyone has sexy time with the females and its the sperms that compete. More is better. Gorillas and to some extent humans have smaller balls meaning males fight over females and winner doesn't need big balls to impregnate her.

[–]stevesonaplane 7 points8 points ago

Double hernia.

[–]bejayel 3 points4 points ago

Hernia is correct.

I used to work in a Pig Barn, a huge one. Their main goal was using genetics to wipe out the stress gene in pigs, which creates better meat. Some of their more expensive pigs were worth upward of $20,000 a head the second they were born.

Herniated pigs were generally sent out to be processed.

[–]thebendavis 22 points23 points ago

Forever alone pig.

[–]Grass_Is_Purpler 27 points28 points ago

I think being the Alpha Pig means he's very rarely alone, much less forever.

[–]incredimatt 511 points512 points ago

That shit is nuts!

[–]l33tSpeak 67 points68 points ago

I knew someone would have the balls to start a shitty pun thread...

[–]Danyol 432 points433 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Big Pig Balls And Poop 2coms -8pts 6mos pics
Pig. Poop. Balls. (Exactly Like it Sounds) 13coms 22pts 1mo WTF
PIG POOP BALLS DOT JAYPEG 1com -6pts 2mos pics
This pig shit on his balls. that is all [NSFL 1024 x 768] 138coms 662pts 3mos WTF
I dont even... slightly NSFW 79coms 50pts 4mos WTF
Sometimes it sucks having huge balls 63coms 273pts 4mos funny
Big balls have their disadvantages. (NSFW) 3coms 10pts 6mos funny
that kid told me what I was about to see, I thought he just had tourettes 15coms 12pts 6mos funny
Ah poopballs! 191coms 418pts 6mos pics
My friend sent me this picture, it most definitely belongs here. NSFW 6coms -4pts 28dys WTF

source: karmadecay

[–][deleted] 332 points333 points ago

"Big Pig Balls And Poop" deserves an award for the worst title of any Reddit submission

[–]mrbuttsavage 92 points93 points ago

Yet it's the only one that made me laugh.

[–]elwooko 64 points65 points ago

"PIG POOP BALLS DOT JAYPEG" deserves an award for the best title of any Reddit submission

[–]lemoncholly 8 points9 points ago

It just goes to show what a fickle bitch Reddit is.

[–]darktemplardude 5 points6 points ago

Worst title of a reddit submission, best new band name?

[–]pilotoatomico 91 points92 points ago

So many tries to make it to the front page.

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 39 points40 points ago

Finally made it! :')

[–]makemeking706 13 points14 points ago

With three posts at least 200+ points, I would wager to say that it finally made it several times.

[–]lap35 9 points10 points ago

Yet it's the first time I've seen it...

[–]murph3122 41 points42 points ago

Why would you name it "Big Pig Balls and Poop"?

[–]Tulki 21 points22 points ago

I don't know what I expected.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Reddits community is a bunch of confused assholes.

[–]TheGiantTurd 41 points42 points ago

His sack is fused in with his legs. ಠ_ಠ

[–]JasonZX12R 31 points32 points ago

The result of no hands to adjust them!

[–]darktemplardude 5 points6 points ago

This is the future gentlemen.

Get your blowtorches ready.

[–]Satan_McRapeypants 103 points104 points ago

His poops look like human poops.

[–]KatyPerrysButthole 178 points179 points ago

How did I get here

[–]n1rvous 76 points77 points ago

KatyPerrysButthole

must've done something right in a previous life

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 16 points17 points ago

Awww yeeeeeeahh

[–]derpinita 34 points35 points ago

He thinks he's people!

[–]sirkablaam 14 points15 points ago

Awwww

[–]Spacksack 9 points10 points ago

Yes because his physiology and diet is pretty similar to ours.

[–]Satan_McRapeypants 6 points7 points ago

He eats nothing but hamburgers and pop tarts to!?!?!

[–]NPHisnotgay 70 points71 points ago

And yet, he still manages to turn garbage into bacon.

[–]FunkyMonks 48 points49 points ago

way better than water to wine, no offense Jesus

[–]inlinevoid 13 points14 points ago

Pig - 1

Jesus - 0

Checkmate theists.

[–]Journalisto 25 points26 points ago

This is why I move my balls out of the way when I poop.

[–]reagan2016 36 points37 points ago

This is why I don't poop while I'm on all fours.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

This is why I have tiny balls. Yeah, this is why.

[–]awesomefuntimegood 55 points56 points ago

Ugh, I hate it when I shit on my balls.

[–]LiminalMask 17 points18 points ago

You can tell I have a 4 year old. When I read "Alpha Pig" I immediately thought of this:

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17900000/Alpha-Pig-super-why-17950753-540-720.jpg

[–]eekthebat 8 points9 points ago

Alpha Pig to the rescue! I have a two year old, so same here.

[–]chadh92 24 points25 points ago

from now on you will always imagine him pooping on his balls

[–]Acorn_Pancake 27 points28 points ago

Bladder infections must run rampant in the female pig community.

[–]maximalyst 42 points43 points ago

I appreciate the smiley emoticon you put with that...

[–]Mammogram_Man 12 points13 points ago

How does he sit down with balls that big?

[–]lampshadewarrior 2 points3 points ago

DANNY STAY ON YOUR BIKE!

[–]psxpaul 4 points5 points ago

Totally worth it

[–]Sleep45 6 points7 points ago

he looks too skinny.

[–]Yppsilon 4 points5 points ago

Talk about being laid back.

[–]v3ra1ynn 4 points5 points ago

It was nice of you to leave his face out as to not be identified.

[–]srd178 2 points3 points ago

That'll DOO Pig, that'll DOO.

[–]Mashflob 2 points3 points ago

AMA request: That pig.

[–]gilb60 3 points4 points ago

Vet tech here, I don't work with pigs but this looks like a perianal hernia to me.

[–]Poopskien 10 points11 points ago

I saw this link and thought to myself, "if this is that picture of the pig that pooped on its balls again I am going to be mad".

I was mad.

[–]MrBitchin 40 points41 points ago

so whenever someone says "i shit all over his balls" THIS is what they mean.

[–]Klavonsky 266 points267 points ago

People don't say that.

[–]MrBitchin 97 points98 points ago

shut up they so do.

[–]ShitOnMyDick 4 points5 points ago

I beg your pardon?

[–]Klavonsky 4 points5 points ago

I SAID PEOPLE DON'T SAY THAT.

[–]netbyte 5 points6 points ago

This actually happened to me yesterday

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

FARUGO, get off that poor piggy's nuts!

[–]CollateralHamage 2 points3 points ago

I no longer feel silly to cradle my balls while i poo

[–]Swikity 2 points3 points ago

Shitballs

[–]Blue_Genes 2 points3 points ago

DAE notice that the turd looks like a penis?

[–]Helpful_guy 2 points3 points ago

It actually has ass cancer, and you're all going to hell for laughing at this.

[–]red-guard 2 points3 points ago

Why did I click this image? why did I click this? why am I on this site? what am I doing with my life??

[–]zerocaloriecola 2 points3 points ago

from SO “Morning. In future I would like pics of cuddling kittens, not pigs shitting. Thanks.”

[–]mainzy 2 points3 points ago

do all pigs have balls this friggen big or is this some kind of new age mutant big balled space pig

[–]sjmck 2 points3 points ago

Taint no thang.

[–]Ohnoeee 2 points3 points ago

I'd pay to see a pig like that to be kicked hard in the balls... imagine how much that would hurt.

[–]custerb11 2 points3 points ago

oh god, 4chan is making moves

[–]pepsi1216 2 points3 points ago

I'd keep him away from that guy with the robot sex pig...

[–]trigganometry 2 points3 points ago

"Honey, I shit on my balls again"

[–]DonkeyPunch96 1 point2 points ago

THE REPOST POLICE ARE HERE. GTFO. YOU'RE GETTING SLOPPY WITH THIS SHIT. GO BACK TO HELL!

[–]leap_barb 5 points6 points ago

Stared for 10 seconds and finally burst out laughing.

[–]Hatch- 9 points10 points ago

finally burst

ಠ_ಠ

[–]FieryFleur 4 points5 points ago

That's an ulcer. This pig needs some serious medical attention right away.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This might be the hardest I have laughed at something containing both shit and balls.

[–]TemperMental 1 point2 points ago

I just threw up a little in my mouth.. why do I always insist on clicking WTF links..

[–]mypostmodernlife 1 point2 points ago

Oh man..bacon will never be the same for me.ಠ_ಠ

[–]southside407 1 point2 points ago

lol nothing worse than a case of poop nuts

[–]Y2KxSurvivor 1 point2 points ago

i have the same problem sometimes.

[–]2danimm 1 point2 points ago

shit happens

[–]bjolet 1 point2 points ago

I'm pooping as I see this. I feel immersed.

[–]jsnarf 1 point2 points ago

it's like a little poop seat

[–]reagan2016 1 point2 points ago

Awwww shit.

[–]jeffrexsave 1 point2 points ago

that pig could kick my ass

[–]steinamo 1 point2 points ago

[–]upthedown12 1 point2 points ago

I did this last week. Nbd.

[–]eaglebacon 1 point2 points ago

It's not about shit stained balls

[–]TheLeftShoe 1 point2 points ago

mother of god....

[–]Roman420 1 point2 points ago

Massive Blue Balls!

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

That will NOT do pig!

[–]TapDatApp 1 point2 points ago

NSFL

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

Somebody forgot to vaseline their pig's balls, and it will cost them dearly at the judging.

[–]Horstt 1 point2 points ago

God dammit i was trying to eat a banana!

[–]Swordman5 1 point2 points ago

[–]DeadBabyStew 1 point2 points ago

This is what happens when Evolution is in a hurry.

[–]bobhoffnee 1 point2 points ago

dat nasty

[–]DaRootbear 1 point2 points ago

You could say , that is a shitty situation.

[–]Cartr1dgeBased 1 point2 points ago

did he look embarrassed? with all that shit on his balls

[–]BuriedLede 1 point2 points ago

There was an episode on Wisconsin Public Radio about Boris the pig. He had balls the size of basketballs and he couldn't get it up anymore so they wanted to slaughter him for meat but it would have been tough as mule. They had to castrate him, wait six months then use the meat. Great story here.

[–]Stiverton 1 point2 points ago

And that's why I don't eat pork.

[–]Zach12ary 0 points1 point ago

I hate it when this happens...

[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian 1 point2 points ago

Thank god I''m eating beef right now

[–]not_old_redditor 1 point2 points ago

... and no more than one shit was given

[–]penis-butter 1 point2 points ago

I've been using "shit balls" as a cuss word for a few years. Nice to finally see it in action.

[–]t1mdawg 1 point2 points ago

That's some funny shit

[–]DocWattz 1 point2 points ago

Don't you just hate it when you accidentally shit all over your balls?

[–]DieFappy 1 point2 points ago

For a split second I thought this pig's problem was having a black dick.

[–]chucknorrisismyson 1 point2 points ago

this shit belongs on spacedicks

[–]pooticus 1 point2 points ago

BlackDracula, lol

[–]DirtyDan45 1 point2 points ago

"SOME PIG"

[–]Jsidhu93 1 point2 points ago

wow it must suck sitting down

[–]SoggyWaffleMonkey 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit balls

[–]CosmosMouse 1 point2 points ago

Is this a new update for Minecraft?

[–]baozhi 1 point2 points ago

good thing I always go straight to the comments for NSFW WTF images

[–]BaconCheeseBurger 1 point2 points ago

I hate it when that happens to my giant cantaloupe sized balls!

[–]DMHReaper72 1 point2 points ago

[–]rebelsmiley11 1 point2 points ago

HOW DOES HE SIT WITH BALLS THAT BIG!!!!??

[–]afoxcalledwhisper 1 point2 points ago

I can't stop...looking... it's mesmerizing...

[–]pcnerd37 1 point2 points ago

That looks like a medical issue. I have never seen any animal with balls that big.

[–]El_dorito 1 point2 points ago

There's poop on my balls!

[–]derpaherpa 1 point2 points ago

How manly is Randy Savage?

Shit-on-a-pig's-balls manly.

[–]BishBoJangle 1 point2 points ago

Thank god that loaded slowly, as soon as I saw half that pigs asshole, I dipped pretty fucking hard.

Baaack, BACK, BAAAACKKKKK.

[–]ChowderMann 1 point2 points ago

Is that how sausage is made? :0

[–]NerdBot9000 1 point2 points ago

For an ape, man's testicles are medium-sized---considerably bigger than a gorilla's. Like a chimpanzee's, human testicles are housed in a scrotum that hangs outside the body where it keeps the sperm that have already been produced cool, therefore increasing their shelf life, as it were. This is all evidence of sperm competition in man. But human testicles are not nearly as large as those of chimps, and there is some tentative evidence that they are not operating on full power (that is, they might once have been bigger in our ancestors): Sperm production per gram of tissue is unusually low in man. All in all, it seems fair to conclude that women are not highly promiscuous, which is what we expected to find." (Ridley 1993: 220-21, The Red Queen)

Cite

[–]EntinludeX 1 point2 points ago

There is a dick of shit on that pigs balls.

[–]magicalmilk 1 point2 points ago

God are those really balls? Looks like some fuckin tumor haha

[–]colbertrepor 1 point2 points ago

Ok, a pig that shits on his balls. Now I have seen everything.