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[–]CannedBeef 333 points334 points ago

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This gif smells like funnyjunk...

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 78 points79 points ago

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What does funnyjunk smell like?

[–]UnPolloAzul 184 points185 points ago

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SHIT

[–]Se7en_Sinner 71 points72 points ago

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with a slight hint of PISS

[–]Axoren 59 points60 points ago

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and a whole gallon of ASS

[–]OmegaArcadia 35 points36 points ago*

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A gallon of ass? What's that in metric?

[–]JustForGillian 79 points80 points ago

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4.546 LITRES OF PURE MAN ASS

[–]OmegaArcadia 25 points26 points ago

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[–]Mazzasaurus_Rex 16 points17 points ago

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[–]OmegaArcadia 19 points20 points ago

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There's a fucking UK gallon? This is too confusing for my tiny brain.

[–]jday1235 0 points1 point ago

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Dat cubic feet.

[–]Myflyisbreezy 2 points3 points ago

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3.8 liters.

[–]Insanitor37 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Finnishalzheimerskid 0 points1 point ago

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Blue chicken. It's original I must say.

[–]ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH 25 points26 points ago

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It can make 9 people gag.

[–]Crim91 8 points9 points ago

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Funny, I would assume.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -1 points0 points ago

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JUNK

[–]Tr1nt -2 points-1 points ago

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BALLSACK

[–]ozzymustaine 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Power_Slave 2 points3 points ago

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as a former funnyjunk..guy I'm gonna have to confirm this

[–]LeJoker 2 points3 points ago

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I came here to post, word-for-word, the exact same comment. So instead, upvote, my likeminded friend.

[–]Timid_Pimp 5 points6 points ago

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Then just upvote it.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

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It looks nice though.

[–]frotlops 0 points1 point ago

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I felt the same way...

[–]neverfoakley 0 points1 point ago

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should probably see a doctor about that..

[–]theblob9 64 points65 points ago

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I was originally a funnyjunker, but then one day I discovered reddit and realized that they took absolutely EVERYTHING from reddit. And I mean everything.

[–]krylakenlo 12 points13 points ago

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You're not alone.

[–]dragonzfureh 6 points7 points ago

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I was originally a funnyjunker, then one day I discovered reddit. One of my friends uses 9gag. I haven't yet dared to venture into 4chan, but might one day.

We lol at all those people who take the internet so serious.

[–]jkats14 5 points6 points ago

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4chan really isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Obviously there are some strange places and strange people, but for the most part it's just stupid.

[–]phelps0118 2 points3 points ago

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4chan isn't bad at all, its honestly over exaggerated

[–]JamMasterFelch 0 points1 point ago

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/b/ is constant porn. It's standard to have normal porn on the front page but pretty much every day I go on there, there is the occasional CP image. Gore threads, scat porn and trap porn are regular. Its fucked.

[–]phelps0118 0 points1 point ago

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Have you been recently, while I have to agree with the porn thing I have failed to see any CP sense it was banned from 4chan, atleast in mass amounts. Gore threads are easily avoided if you are not looking for somethign like that. /b/ has changed a lot since most people have probably heard of it.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 2 points3 points ago

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Except this highly original and impressive GIF.

[–]Dakewlguy 13 points14 points ago

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I was originally a redditer, but then one day I discovered 4chan and realized that they took absolutely EVERYTHING from 4chan. And I mean everything.

[–]Zoltar23 6 points7 points ago

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I was originally a /b/tard but then I realized they took absolutely EVERYTHING from something awful. And I mean everything.

[–]Liru_wizard 12 points13 points ago

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I was from something Awful one day but then I discovered the Internet is full of uncreative twits who repost everything everywhere to the point where I doesn't matter where it started....

[–]creativecoding 1 point2 points ago

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Same here.

It's still one of my most visited sites though... They have a great NSFW section.

[–]Beyondthelimit 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God, the horror..... don't make me relive it.

[–]Elquinis 0 points1 point ago

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Not the porn.

[–]WeSC 0 points1 point ago

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I was a Digglet.

[–]Wumblana -2 points-1 points ago

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I know that feel

[–]fronco845 -2 points-1 points ago

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Exactly the same with me

[–]MarshManOriginal -2 points-1 points ago

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Likewise.

[–]SquirtLikeABoss -3 points-2 points ago

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Miniclip>Funnyjunk>4chan>Finally Reddit.

[–]CallumFergy 40 points41 points ago

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F-F-F-F-FUNNYJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!

[–]Jet9 5 points6 points ago

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P-P-P-POWERBOOK!

[–]c4lmlikeab0mb 3 points4 points ago

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR!!!

[–]VestigialHumanBeing 10 points11 points ago

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It's funny because it's actually not a combo breaker.

[–]Jet9 5 points6 points ago

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It's funny because you're breaking the combo by pointing out that the person who claimed to break the combo didn't actually break the combo

[–]c4lmlikeab0mb 3 points4 points ago

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It's funny because you.... oh fuck this I give up

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I was half expecting him to powerfap after he charged up

[–]bfflaalz 6 points7 points ago

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This would make a lot more sense if reddit used thumbs instead of arrows. The fact that its from funnyjunk is not as important

[–]bfodder 96 points97 points ago

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Please don't post funnyjunk shit.

[–]Slime0 35 points36 points ago

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Frankly, this was a hell of a lot funnier than another "when I do such and such" post with a gif of some clip from an unrelated TV show or movie. If this is the sort of quality we can expect from funnyjunk, then please, post more funnyjunk shit and less actual shit.

[–]TeamNinja 17 points18 points ago

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Seriously this whole internet territory mentality is really annoying "the site I browse is better than the site you browse!!" its pretty stupid. Even if you aren't a fan of sites like funnyjunk doesn't mean they can't post something funny or cool once in a while that you'd like.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 0 points1 point ago

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9gag though, is a touchy subject. I don't think people should post things that are reposts that include the 9gag watermark, but if somebody from 9gag makes genuinely good original content, I don't see why it's a bad thing to post it.

[–]TeamNinja 1 point2 points ago

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Very good point, sites that add their own watermark to uploaded images are very annoying.

[–]Wumblana 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, this is the only funny thing I've seen from them. Really, if you visit funnyjunk all you'll see is 12 year old internet drama and reposted reddit stuff.

[–]Colostomy 1 point2 points ago

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Whereas on reddit, all you'll see is 20 year olds being angry at 12 year olds and reposted stuff from FunnyJunk and 4chan.

[–]konydanza 1 point2 points ago

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and cats

[–]Colostomy 1 point2 points ago

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Cats? WHERE?!

[–]bfodder 1 point2 points ago

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Trust me, I wish those would go away too.

[–]Photoshops_Penises 6 points7 points ago

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but this is actually funny

[–]Gromitt42 9 points10 points ago

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rolls a random image If dubs Justin Beiber is a gay woman with a vagina.

[–]Pauer 6 points7 points ago

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Let the funnyjunk comments commence.

[–]helllomoto 7 points8 points ago

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Funnyjunk is leaking. :/

[–]theghostofme 18 points19 points ago

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I like how everyone criticizes this from being from FunnyJunk, as if they would never subject their internet connection to that place, despite the fact that enough of them have clearly been there to even know this in the first place.

[–]JollySpace 11 points12 points ago

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This is why reddit hates Funnyjunk.

I think they also stole comics from /r/F7U12 and took credit for them.

[–]theghostofme 3 points4 points ago

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I know exactly why Reddit hates FunnyJunk. Trust me, I was here for the "revolt."

[–]sneakygingertroll 2 points3 points ago

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What revolt?

[–]theghostofme 3 points4 points ago

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Reddit flipped the absolute-fuck-out when FunnyJunk users started trolling the front page for submission content, then throwing their logo on it. Kinda like the current general feeling towards 9gag.

[–]sneakygingertroll 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah... That. That's why reddit uses the big alien In the background right?

[–]theghostofme 3 points4 points ago

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Actually, I think you're referring to rage comic submissions on f7u12, and those watermarks are added by the person who made the comic over on that Rage Maker website.

At no point does Reddit add its own watermark to a user's submission automatically.

[–]sneakygingertroll 1 point2 points ago

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Oh sorry

[–]dragonzfureh 1 point2 points ago

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"they"

Dude, everyone steals from everyone, redditors steal plenty of shit as well.

[–]GethLegion 0 points1 point ago

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Half the shit on the front page right now is reposted from other websites. We all do it.

[–]mentaldolphin 15 points16 points ago

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Have you seen two girls one cup? Exactly.

[–]winds_of_chang 6 points7 points ago

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Well I look like I just came, don't I??

[–]sneakygingertroll 4 points5 points ago

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I used to browse funnyjunk, never ever ever again.

[–]larkable 3 points4 points ago

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Same here, I remember being all "LOL MEMES MAN THIS SITE IS ORIGINAL AND COOL"

But one day, I saw a rage comic about the reddit alien sleeping in bed, and then having an idea for a meme on "reddit" (I had no idea wtf a reddit was at that time). So I googled "reddit" and I've never been back to FJ since.

[–]sneakygingertroll 0 points1 point ago

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Yep pretty much what happened. Oh god it was a terrible place

[–]haywire98 0 points1 point ago

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yeah i did the exact same thing. Ever since I came to reddit through funnyjunk I have never been back...

ALSO: 4chan has been hacking the shit out of them lately. lots of gore and stuff posted in their comments

[–]larkable 0 points1 point ago

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The website is down right now.

[–]Gordondel 1 point2 points ago

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They know it's from there because of the thumbs up right? I recognize the thumbs up but I had to come to the comment to remember from which website it was...

[–]scooterpuffjr 2 points3 points ago

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aww the dreaded physical upvote

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Punching, you're doing it wrong.

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 0 points1 point ago

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Thumbs Upping, doin' that wrong too....

that's my problem, I can't tell if he's happy so giving a thumbs up, or pissed off so punching his monitor...

I'm getting mixed signals from him... he oughtta be a girl.

[–]HGual-B-gone 2 points3 points ago*

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Your gif makes me want to do that to.

[–]sammychammy 2 points3 points ago

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The guy's thumb looks like a penis.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]AAlexanderK 2 points3 points ago

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Be prepared to see this OVER AND OVER... when people shamelessly repost it. :( I'd upvote you more if i could.

[–]Fabbyfubz 2 points3 points ago

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Funnyjunk? I thought this .gif was a Digg reference

[–]foreverandalways 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe you should see a doctor for that

[–]sm2711 5 points6 points ago

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It is but a flesh wound.

[–]foreverandalways 10 points11 points ago

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Well, that too. But I meant being impressed by r/funny.

[–]LeJoker 2 points3 points ago

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Your arm's off!

[–]vandrew13 1 point2 points ago

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But who knows how many viruses that computer has?

[–]CannedBeef 0 points1 point ago

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He won with only 1 hp left?

[–]K3rfknpwnly 7 points8 points ago

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Sometimes you make my speakers go "boom boom". But no, really, your .gif is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]ReeuQ 4 points5 points ago

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Penis thumb.

[–]JediStateOfMind 1 point2 points ago

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This looks suspiciously like it was created on funnyjunk...

[–]Bankertov 1 point2 points ago

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Gundam Reference?

[–]pythagorilla 1 point2 points ago

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I immediately thought of this: http://i.imgur.com/XGmBU.gif.

[–]fr00bl3t 1 point2 points ago

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looks like a penis.

[–]fake31121 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could do the same to this post

[–]Golbezz 1 point2 points ago

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I surf both this and funnyjunk. There's no need to be haters. Sure a lot of content is stolen both ways, but they both also have plenty of oc to offer.

[–]Lintegwath 3 points4 points ago

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I appreciated this regardless of where it came from.

[–]icon6262 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck off, this is not funny

[–]lolgalfkin 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand why this is upvoted...it's not funny, and it's taken from another site.. ಠ_ಠ

[–]bdubaya 1 point2 points ago

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We're obviously looking at two different versions of /r/funny

[–]LaxBrahh 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DonnieNarco 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded me of Pineapple Express. "Hey, my thumb looks like my cock."

[–]IS_THIS_ONE_TAKEN 0 points1 point ago

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That thumb looks awfully penisy in the beginning.

[–]Bombdiggitybomber 0 points1 point ago

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Stolen from Funny Junk a long time ago

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

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Green? That was created for youtube wasn't it...?

WASN'T IT!?

[–]Wumblana -1 points0 points ago

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I would just make a statement to people saying that funnyjunk is not such a bad site: it is. I mean seriously, you have the scum of the internet all gathered up in that one website;

-Arrogant Atheists -Scene girls -12 year olds with internet access -Fat 30 year olds with no jobs -BRONIES

If you have spent 3 years on fj like i have, you realize that everyone of them are close-minded facebook drama queen faggots that repost.

[–]njayhuang 2 points3 points ago

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Applies to Reddit as well.

[–]Hellothereawesome[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Applies to all of the internet, you just have to be more aware when you surf.

[–]MFchimichanga -2 points-1 points ago

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This is from funnyjunk isn't it, the green thumbs, we diot "thumb up" here. You bring this shitty gif from that shitty site and try to play it off. Fuck you.