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[–]Intolerance 47 points48 points ago

Anyone else think of this?

[–]ihavenoartskills 7 points8 points ago

I didn't, but can I say I did for karma?

[–]njezdt 2 points3 points ago

Evidently, yes. Yes you can.

[–]sharktalon 0 points1 point ago

aww what is that from?

[–]Dunce 3 points4 points ago

Probably an alpaca and a man off the coast of Peru. Animal domestication was not common in South America prior to European Conquest. However, in Peru there was some domestication of alpaca early on. Also, surfing has been around in Peru for centuries, perhaps millenia.

In case anyone was interested.

[–]2times 6 points7 points ago

That cat is fuck ugly.

[–]Capicuaman 3 points4 points ago

That totally looks like my peruvian friend Nico.

[–]tankosaurus 9 points10 points ago

[–]iLEZ 13 points14 points ago

I own a flock of alpacas, and whenever I see a picture of one on Reddit I pre-rage before going to the comments, expecting hundreds of mistaken redditors to talk about llamas. Then I remember I don't really care. =) Cheers!

[–]LittleInfidel 1 point2 points ago

May I ask what the specific differences are? I'm genuinely curious. (Maybe height? This guy looks tiny)

[–]iLEZ 2 points3 points ago*

Of course! Not that I am lazy but this is a good picture I found.

I don't own any llamas (yet..), but as far as I've heard they are much more "aggressive" and are a bit harder to handle than alpacas. Also, llamas are IMO "less cute" than alpacas, so chances are that if you see a cute picture of a south american camelid, it's an alpaca! =)

[–]Kevin_Wolf 2 points3 points ago

Llamas are definitely aggressive, if they're kept in a group. My buddy's neighbor had llamas. They're great herd guardians, if you only have one. More than one and they cluster up in the corner and only hang out with each other. They will not hesitate to kick your ass if you seem like a threat. Alpacas just kind of run away, but llamas can be really mean. PROTIP: They'll headbutt your ass, and it hurts.

They're also dicks like camels.

[–]LittleInfidel 1 point2 points ago

Ha, that's awesome. They're like giant cousin guard dogs. Thanks!

[–]Mojo_jojo123 2 points3 points ago

surfing lama, this is what the up vote was invented for.

[–]arowberry 2 points3 points ago

Coolest alpaca ever!

[–]DancingKumquats 2 points3 points ago

Dirtykumquat, I am your sister, dancingkumquats. It is a pleasure to finally meet you.

[–]TravlngDildoSalesman 4 points5 points ago

Is that Tuco from breaking bad?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I can honestly say this is the single most awesome thing I have ever seen on the internet. Thank you DirtyKumquat, your name does not do you justice.

[–]DrJankem 1 point2 points ago

So pitted

[–]aquaadragon 1 point2 points ago

The Emperor's New Groove: Hawaii Edition

[–]epilis 1 point2 points ago

here's a llama, there's a llama, llama llama duck.

[–]sydbarrett 1 point2 points ago

Tina come get your food

[–]skyclown 1 point2 points ago

[–]MrBecker 1 point2 points ago

That's got to be the smallest giraffe i have ever seen

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 1 point2 points ago

"Hello, I'm an Alpaca, and I don't give a fuck."

[–]SomethingFoul 1 point2 points ago

Wanna go surfing? Alpaca board.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 3 points4 points ago

I'll take a stab and say that the Llama is the one giving the lesson. He gives no fucks.

[–]LazyCthulu 1 point2 points ago

meanwhile on the Peruvian coast....

[–]Citizenchimp 1 point2 points ago

Llamabunga Dudez!

[–]jillyboooty 1 point2 points ago

Guy: SURPRISE!!!

Llama: Yeah whatever; I'm a surfing llama.

[–]llamacheesecakellama 3 points4 points ago

I'd say my username is fairly relevant in this situation.

[–]iLEZ 4 points5 points ago

alpacacheesecakealpaca

FTFY

[–]llamacheesecakellama 3 points4 points ago

I suck. :(

[–]iLEZ 1 point2 points ago

There there. At least it's a camelid from South America! You have a 25% chance of getting it right!

[–]llamacheesecakellama 2 points3 points ago

So I have the possibility of only sucking 75% of the time instead of 100%? ...I like my odds.

[–]iLEZ 1 point2 points ago

Chances are that you have no idea what a guanaco or vicuña is, so it's either alpaca or llama, so I'd say the chances of not sucking are closer to 50%!

[–]Their_Police -1 points0 points ago

Looks like a surfing alpaca to me. Nothing special.

P.S. That was sarcasm.

[–]woundedstork 1 point2 points ago

It's weird because usually llamas don't surf!

[–]TrogdorLLC 0 points1 point ago

The Emperor's New Groove II.

[–]Soksom 0 points1 point ago

Make this a movie

[–]agats 0 points1 point ago

best day ever, Tuco Salamanca

[–]LumpyGenitals 0 points1 point ago

Wait, you guys dont do this on a regular basis?

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

It's Llandon from Llong Beach and his llama Llarry.

[–]squiremarcus 0 points1 point ago

TIL wet lamas are freaking hidious

[–]LFcool 0 points1 point ago

Surfs up Alpaca one of my favorites!

[–]TokinTortis 0 points1 point ago

That's something you don't see everyday.

[–]mikeywou 0 points1 point ago

Como se LLAMA????

[–]matman340 0 points1 point ago

they said i'd never teach a lama to surf... 28 sec http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

[–]Insinuative_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

I was equally surprised that Aziz Ansari surfs.

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 0 points1 point ago

Calm-a-Llama-down.

[–]paramilitarykeet 0 points1 point ago

Jazz hands!

[–]trailblazery 0 points1 point ago

[–]SlimPikinZ 0 points1 point ago

Llama to boot to boot.

[–]Scorcho25 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking wifi a giant Lima bean with teeth

[–]Androoooo 0 points1 point ago

I was really bummed when I zoomed in and realized it wasn't Cuba Gooding Jr.

[–]CoDent 0 points1 point ago

No touchy!

I miss 5th grade.

[–]Mattzlo 0 points1 point ago

Wow I litteral just got done watching This! Around 7:05

[–]roflpenguingasm 0 points1 point ago

Where can I acquire one of those

[–]geargirl 0 points1 point ago

If you bring your llama surfing

It's gonna have a bad time.

[–]bluevanman 0 points1 point ago

Oh, worlds dumbest!

[–]im_an_optimist 0 points1 point ago

sexy dude.

[–]A_Handy_Job 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know Sammy Sosa surfed.

[–]camtns 0 points1 point ago

aaaand....ALPACA!

[–]Wannabe_Hipster -1 points0 points ago

I didn't know Taylor Lautner could surf!

[–]skarn17 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes for your name!

[–]badpenguin455 0 points1 point ago

DEMON LLAMA

[–]callipygian_idealist -1 points0 points ago

First thing that came to mind when I saw this was this movie.

[–]erynthenerd -1 points0 points ago

I thought it was The Todd from Scrubs and he was going for an epic, surfing high 5.

[–]TemperMental -1 points0 points ago

I've got some weirdly awesome Southern American parody of Surfin USA playing in my head now.

[–]DaSemonator -1 points0 points ago

10/10. Would llol again.

[–]em22new -1 points0 points ago

This should be downvoted to hell for the 9gag-esque title.

[–]Maldiavolo -2 points-1 points ago

Lol wut? Lama butt!