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[–]sweetpoison138 33 points34 points ago

I read this knoxville's voice lol.

[–]Zimvader00 22 points23 points ago

...and then I heard the opening music start playing.

[–]alfihar 0 points1 point ago

Thats creepy, so did I

[–]courtceratops 2 points3 points ago

I read this in Billy Mays's voice.

[–]sweetpoison138 -3 points-2 points ago

*in

[–]iansaltman 29 points30 points ago

Oh damn that's awful, but I can't help myself but to upvote...

[–]edbluetooth 8 points9 points ago

And there goes my coffee.

[–]HopsecutionerIPA 6 points7 points ago

thats fuckin hilarious!

[–]MushuWithEggroll 5 points6 points ago

I posted this a while back on my Facebook. Needless to say, my minister uncle was calling me within a few minutes.

[–]bprice57 5 points6 points ago

the next scene would be a dick slapping Jesus in the face

[–]Barb0 6 points7 points ago

I just about lose my shit every time I see this.

[–]huntar2021 3 points4 points ago

That's the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

[–]Serge3444 6 points7 points ago

..... thats fucking hilarious. where is your sense of humor OP.

[–]rzm61[S] -1 points0 points ago

Who said I didn't find it funny?

[–]Serge3444 -1 points0 points ago

[I see people who complain about religious shit in their news feed a lot. I'm not as lucky, instead I have friends who post shit like this.

O.o... doesnt seem like you were to happy about finding this.

[–]rzm61[S] -1 points0 points ago

Sorry for the confusion, but I did find this to be hilarious.

[–]Nekrosis13 5 points6 points ago

Aaand there we go. First time I ever spit out my coffee in laughter, ever, in my 24 years of drinking coffee.

Congratulations, sir. If I could upvote this a thousand times, I would.

[–]aristander 8 points9 points ago

Remember: being an atheist doesn't make you intelligent.

[–]enhancin 2 points3 points ago

No, but in my experience I've found that the other way around is more connected. Intelligent people are more prone to be atheist than any mentally challenged individual such as a southern baptist.

[–]Strudol 1 point2 points ago

well if hell does exist, i'm going there for laughing at this.......

[–]DingDongSeven 1 point2 points ago

Jeebus Chainsaw Massacre!

[–]wanderingMusician 1 point2 points ago

this deserves every upvote I can manage.

[–]ride_out 5 points6 points ago

Love this pic. I've posted that on facebook many times

[–]omg_its_bacon 3 points4 points ago

Will I be sent to hell if I piss myself laughing?

[–]odd_nut 0 points1 point ago

Well i got the pissing myself part down.

[–]Rival_31 1 point2 points ago

For those who can't tell, the second sentence is sarcasm.

[–]rzm61[S] -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for actually understanding. I was dying when I saw this.

[–]Khoops66 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes edgy is good, idk about here though. It's amusing, but I don't think it'd be a good argument for positive atheism. Haha

[–]Bell_Biv_WillemDafoe 4 points5 points ago

This made me laugh more than anything on Reddit ever has. Congratulations.

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 4 points5 points ago

repost from months and months ago....but ill give you an orange arrow because i personally find this fucking hilarious

[–]alchemist5 0 points1 point ago

Months ago? This gets posted once a week, at least.

[–]spaceographer 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, OP, but this is funny.

[–]rzm61[S] -1 points0 points ago

Never said it wasn't! :D

[–]JesusIsANiggershit 1 point2 points ago

That shit is fucking awesome.

[–]dmurph10 1 point2 points ago

As dumb as this is, it's pretty hilarious.

[–]scrottiemc 1 point2 points ago

This was a pretty good laugh.

[–]nofaith 1 point2 points ago

I lol'd out loud

[–]Saturicon 1 point2 points ago

That stuff is good stuff, what do you complain?

[–]rzm61[S] -1 points0 points ago

Who's complaining?

[–]Saturicon 0 points1 point ago

May have been my misinterpration, my apologies.

[–]rzm61[S] 0 points1 point ago

No need to apologize. :)

[–]Saturicon 0 points1 point ago

Okay then. :)

[–]rzm61[S] -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, honest mistake. Detecting tone within text isn't always the easiest task. Especially when there's not a whole lot of context clues.

[–]Saturicon 1 point2 points ago

Not just that, as not being a native english speaker, there might sometimes be hard time to understand some certain expression structures. I understand literal english very well, but if there's some slang, regional variation or such in the sentences, I might have some difficulties to fully understand the message. My language is fine example of this, you may study the "book language" for years and master it but could still have hard time when engaging in conversation with a finnish people, since spoken language has quite different nature than the "book language", and top of that, almost every city has their own words for some things and own ways to say certain things. :)

[–]rzm61[S] -1 points0 points ago

Ah, my american ignorance comes into play. I sometimes forget that not everyone on the internet/reddit speaks English as their native language.

[–]maxwellsilver00 0 points1 point ago

I have people who post religious crap as well I never post my views until I see they posted something. Here is something I made just for FB. http://i.imgur.com/FTkXn.jpg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Not sure which one is better

[–]teamSpahr 0 points1 point ago

...next image: smirk....next image: chin rub....next image: nod....next image: YELP LAUGH...shit!!!!! ohhhh I feel a little shame right now

[–]1stLtObvious 0 points1 point ago

I wish I had your friends, one of mine I haven't seen in years keeps popping up in my newsfeed despite not talking to her at all, and eash post has me more and more convinced she's becoming a conspiracy nutter.

[–]wege1324 0 points1 point ago

I giggled profusely

[–]mStewart207 0 points1 point ago

XD