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I see people who complain about religious shit in their news feed a lot. I'm not as lucky, instead I have friends who post shit like this. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago by rzm61
[–]sweetpoison138 33 points34 points35 points 4 months ago
I read this knoxville's voice lol.
[–]Zimvader00 22 points23 points24 points 4 months ago
...and then I heard the opening music start playing.
[–]alfihar 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Thats creepy, so did I
[–]courtceratops 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I read this in Billy Mays's voice.
[–]sweetpoison138 -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 months ago
*in
[–]iansaltman 29 points30 points31 points 4 months ago
Oh damn that's awful, but I can't help myself but to upvote...
[–]PRND321 -29 points-28 points-27 points 4 months ago
I wish I had a two airliners full of downvotes that I could crash into your blasphemous comment. Mocking Christ will surely catch up with you. People get what they deserve! :-)
[–]ArtOfficial 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
Defending your religion by alluding to 9/11. Classy!
[–]iansaltman 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
This is called r/atheism - we're not going to bend our knee to your religious endeavors. Tolerance or gtfo.
[–]hennessy_glass -11 points-10 points-9 points 4 months ago
Uhh, is it tolerant to openly mock a religion in a disgusting way, buddy?
We didn't post this to r/christianity. I didn't go to a church and start picketing handing out flyers about evolution. They came to r/atheism on their own free will, then condemned me to hell for mocking what they believe in. We're tolerating them by staying out of their reddit and their places of worship. Stay out of our reddit, science classes, and reason rallies and we can coexist in relative peace.
[–]hennessy_glass 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago*
I'll give you that it's inappropriate for someone to be lecturing about religion in r/atheism. That being said, it was a response to an extremely offensive public post, subreddit or not. And I disagree with you in that tolerating something isn't letting someone do/practice something only in his or her own home. That's a simple human right that you don't have a right to take away. I would argue that tolerating something entails not blatantly making a mockery of it in public as well. This goes both ways, though. It's also not tolerant for fundamentalist Christian wack jobs to blatantly make fun of a picture that shows someone with AIDS suffering.
And again, I have no problem at all with atheism or reason rallies. I just object to those getting their kicks in by mocking the humiliation and torture of a somewhat historical man that Christians happen to hold is a deity.
[–]iansaltman 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I didn't mean "Christians can only pray at home and at church" I meant it as "There's a time and a place for everything." You don't drink Pepsi in a Coca-cola factory, it just doesn't work like that (poor example I know.) Similarly, Christians mock atheists all the time too - calling us blasphemous and pointing us out to be "baby-eaters" and as I was called the other day by a Christian "A flying spaghetti monster worshiper." I could use other examples, but the thing here is that I wasn't offended. They weren't trying to offend me, they were just making a joke and whether or not I find it funny, I tolerate their humor. I don't know if you still agree with me or not, and honestly it's your opinion and I'm not trying to change it, I just wanted to clarify my post a little (if i did at all.)
To end this I would just like to say that I appreciate your well thought out feedback and etiquette in voicing your opinion.
[–]Disgod 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Keep up that "good work", you'll do more to turn people off of religion than most atheists!
[–]Strudol 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
oh dear, a christian thinks the denizens of /r/athiesm are blasphemous and going to hell...... totally haven't seen this before
[–]yabaininja 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Blasphemy is such an archaic word. I'm surprised even christians use this medieval concept to intimidate people.
[–]edbluetooth 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
And there goes my coffee.
[–]HopsecutionerIPA 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
thats fuckin hilarious!
[–]MushuWithEggroll 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
I posted this a while back on my Facebook. Needless to say, my minister uncle was calling me within a few minutes.
[–]bprice57 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
the next scene would be a dick slapping Jesus in the face
[–]Barb0 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
I just about lose my shit every time I see this.
[–]huntar2021 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
That's the funniest thing I've seen in ages.
[–]Serge3444 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
..... thats fucking hilarious. where is your sense of humor OP.
[–]rzm61[S] -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
Who said I didn't find it funny?
[–]Serge3444 -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
[I see people who complain about religious shit in their news feed a lot. I'm not as lucky, instead I have friends who post shit like this.
O.o... doesnt seem like you were to happy about finding this.
Sorry for the confusion, but I did find this to be hilarious.
[–]Nekrosis13 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Aaand there we go. First time I ever spit out my coffee in laughter, ever, in my 24 years of drinking coffee.
Congratulations, sir. If I could upvote this a thousand times, I would.
[–]aristander 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Remember: being an atheist doesn't make you intelligent.
[–]enhancin 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
No, but in my experience I've found that the other way around is more connected. Intelligent people are more prone to be atheist than any mentally challenged individual such as a southern baptist.
[–]Strudol 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
well if hell does exist, i'm going there for laughing at this.......
[–]DingDongSeven 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Jeebus Chainsaw Massacre!
[–]wanderingMusician 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
this deserves every upvote I can manage.
[–]ride_out 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Love this pic. I've posted that on facebook many times
[–]omg_its_bacon 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Will I be sent to hell if I piss myself laughing?
[–]odd_nut 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Well i got the pissing myself part down.
[–]Rival_31 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
For those who can't tell, the second sentence is sarcasm.
Thank you for actually understanding. I was dying when I saw this.
[–]Khoops66 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Sometimes edgy is good, idk about here though. It's amusing, but I don't think it'd be a good argument for positive atheism. Haha
[–]Bell_Biv_WillemDafoe 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
This made me laugh more than anything on Reddit ever has. Congratulations.
[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
repost from months and months ago....but ill give you an orange arrow because i personally find this fucking hilarious
[–]alchemist5 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Months ago? This gets posted once a week, at least.
[–]spaceographer 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I'm sorry, OP, but this is funny.
Never said it wasn't! :D
[–]JesusIsANiggershit 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
That shit is fucking awesome.
[–]dmurph10 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
As dumb as this is, it's pretty hilarious.
[–]scrottiemc 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
This was a pretty good laugh.
[–]nofaith 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I lol'd out loud
[–]Saturicon 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
That stuff is good stuff, what do you complain?
Who's complaining?
[–]Saturicon 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
May have been my misinterpration, my apologies.
[–]rzm61[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
No need to apologize. :)
Okay then. :)
Yeah, honest mistake. Detecting tone within text isn't always the easiest task. Especially when there's not a whole lot of context clues.
Not just that, as not being a native english speaker, there might sometimes be hard time to understand some certain expression structures. I understand literal english very well, but if there's some slang, regional variation or such in the sentences, I might have some difficulties to fully understand the message. My language is fine example of this, you may study the "book language" for years and master it but could still have hard time when engaging in conversation with a finnish people, since spoken language has quite different nature than the "book language", and top of that, almost every city has their own words for some things and own ways to say certain things. :)
Ah, my american ignorance comes into play. I sometimes forget that not everyone on the internet/reddit speaks English as their native language.
[–]maxwellsilver00 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I have people who post religious crap as well I never post my views until I see they posted something. Here is something I made just for FB. http://i.imgur.com/FTkXn.jpg
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Not sure which one is better
[–]teamSpahr 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
...next image: smirk....next image: chin rub....next image: nod....next image: YELP LAUGH...shit!!!!! ohhhh I feel a little shame right now
[–]1stLtObvious 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I wish I had your friends, one of mine I haven't seen in years keeps popping up in my newsfeed despite not talking to her at all, and eash post has me more and more convinced she's becoming a conspiracy nutter.
[–]wege1324 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I giggled profusely
[–]mStewart207 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
XD
[–][deleted] -11 points-10 points-9 points 4 months ago
You commenters are fucking morons. OP is lamenting the idiocy of this A) Repost and B) Stupid content. Being an atheist does not make you smart, you all make that obvious on a daily basis.
[–]fourpac 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Cha-chee-cha-chee-cha.
[–]Hanselhoff27 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Then go elsewhere or shut the fuck up cuz no one cares to hear you.
[–][deleted] -7 points-6 points-5 points 4 months ago
Happily, moron.
[–]BurningJesus -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CUNTS!
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
Thank you Jesus. That's correct. They're cunts.
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