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[–]wordsarelouder 212 points213 points ago

Sir, are you classified as human?

Uhh.. Negative, I am a Meat Popsicle.

[–]JROXZ 26 points27 points ago

This is what a human from Blizzard would look like.

[–]spockoli 8 points9 points ago

Best movie ever!

[–]A_Meat_Popsicle 24 points25 points ago

Hmm?

[–]dag96 1 point2 points ago

I need to make another account where I will one day, have the opportunity, for a relevant name.

[–]DeadlyDave 4 points5 points ago

They called me meat mountain back in high school.

[–]brucethebatwayne -3 points-2 points ago

Holy shit I just watched this yesterday.

[–]Malarix 40 points41 points ago

This reminds me of this guy.

[–]BufferUnderpants 7 points8 points ago

I don't want to see this guy at 120%!

[–]Unspoken 4 points5 points ago

Loved that show!

[–]WaffleMountain 0 points1 point ago

What show is it? Looks firmiliar

[–]Ciovlee 2 points3 points ago

yu yu hakusho

[–]WaffleMountain 0 points1 point ago

Thanks

[–]itsToTheMAX 2 points3 points ago

How'd he manage to get the football pads under his skin???

[–]hulksmash7 0 points1 point ago

"I'm actually a pretty boring apparition, the only thing I can do is change the size of my muscles." What a cool guy.

[–]smug_rum_smuggler 29 points30 points ago

What kinda fucked up turkeys are you eating?

[–]tookiselite12 54 points55 points ago

i had no idea this was a shot of his back for quite some time.

i thought the shoulders were his pecs and i was thoroughly confused as to what the fuck kind of muscles he had a above his legs.

then i noticed there was no six pack, or belly button; and that was when i realized i was staring at his ass in confusion for a solid minute.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Phasechange 19 points20 points ago

A guy might have developed a problem if you can't tell what his ass is any more.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I never cease to be amazed at all the places I find a moment of unexpected happiness

[–]aqi32 1 point2 points ago

lol, had me chuckling! thanks

i must admit i was confused what i was looking at too!

[–]wiqd_TRON_skeet 63 points64 points ago

Probably shouldn't have typed this but I only live once: I wonder what his poops look like.

[–]Jackal_6 123 points124 points ago

They're diamonds by the time they get past his glutes.

[–]I_B_Trolling 70 points71 points ago*

Dude's loaded

[EDIT]fixed link

[–]LtVincentHanna 4 points5 points ago

Image gone! What was it?

[–]I_B_Trolling 1 point2 points ago

Check again, I fixed the link ;Þ

[–]LtVincentHanna 3 points4 points ago

Haha thanks, made me chuckle

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

What program did you use to make that? lol

[–]I_B_Trolling 2 points3 points ago

I can currently only reveal that I am a ghastly gimp troll.

[–]My1Addiction 7 points8 points ago

you sir, have a knack for things of the funny.

[–]lerxstlifeson 2 points3 points ago

[–]giveitago 6 points7 points ago

I imagine the velocity attained means that we may never know.

[–]stevesonaplane 4 points5 points ago

Pancakes.

[–]flapjackboy 6 points7 points ago

[–]mattc286 1 point2 points ago

[–]flapjackboy 2 points3 points ago

No, flapjack.

[–]Lillipout 2 points3 points ago

Jimmy Dean sausages

[–]atcaskstrength 13 points14 points ago

A bit overdone though.

[–]lishkimk 10 points11 points ago

so many deleted comments... so many unanswered questions...

[–]wizzardo 34 points35 points ago

Thanksgiving might be 8 months away, but it's ruined now. Ruined.

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[–]DerpHog 4 points5 points ago

It's also a cultural tradition, and no worse than scumbag christians celebrating renamed pagan holidays and following the pagan traditions.

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[–]neededathrowaway42 6 points7 points ago

...speaking of renamed pagan holidays...

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[–]DerpHog 5 points6 points ago

Thanks for the laugh.

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[–]Chazboski 13 points14 points ago*

JohnAbruzzi

Your all stupid idiots, you can't face admitting your wrong. If it teaches in Islam to stone rape victims, then I will follow those 'cultural traditions' because although I don't believe in the the religious beliefs, I'm following the 'traditions' whether they are right or wrong.

Man, you really convinced me by calling me a "stupid idiot". I've seen the error in my ways. How can I reach enlightenment on the level you have Master? If it helps, I don't think I have your gift of flexibility so fitting my entire head up my ass may be a bit out of the question. But I'm willing to try!

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[–]Chazboski 9 points10 points ago*

JohnAbruzzi

So my points have no relevance to you, all that matters are my compliments. Okay then, in that case. Oh chosen one, intelligent one, funny, smart and good looking, you can't face admitting your wrong. If it teaches in Islam to stone rape victims, then I will follow those 'cultural traditions' because although I don't believe in the the religious beliefs, I'm following the 'traditions' whether they are right or wrong.

I'm going to stop you here. We're talking about Thanksgiving. Not Easter, Thanksgiving. I'm not sure if it's different in the UK, however I've never heard anyone make ANY reference to Thanksgiving being a religious holiday.

Now, your next argument is that following the traditions of the holiday is akin to stoning people. Let's break this down even further. All holidays are amalgamations of different cultures and belief systems, many of which aren't considered to be valid. You won't find many Christians who are interested in Saturnalia for example, however some of the customs are carried over.

The bottom line is that your points have no relevance because they make no sense in this aspect. You're simply trying to be angry and connect dots that don't exist.

[–]mdaily215 13 points14 points ago

I wish whoever your arguing with didn't delete all of their posts. Now it just looks like you bitched someone out so bad they have left Reddit forever.

[–]Chazboski 3 points4 points ago

I left a tab open last night that had a few of his responses. I went ahead and edited my comments to include his.

[–]pulezan 8 points9 points ago

I have never understood this. People have their view on things and their opinions. They are free to share them with us. Your views may be retarded but if you're willing to share them don't be a bitch and delete your comments. Man the fuck up. Oh noes, all the downvotes, i better delete my comments. I'm kinda glad i didn't have to read what he had to say.

[–]Bob-Kyle 3 points4 points ago

Not Easter, Thanksgiving. I'm not sure if it's different in the UK

We don't celebrate it at all over here, but the majority of us I would assume know it's not a religious holiday.

[–]Abomonog 1 point2 points ago

however I've never heard anyone make ANY reference to Thanksgiving being a religious holiday.

I don't know what you were arguing about, but I just have to say this:

Although Thanksgiving in itself is not a religious holiday, it's roots are religious. The settlers at the first "Thanksgiving" in 1640 were Puritans and Dominionists who no doubt saw it as an opportunity to press that their way was the way and that they would tolerate no other in their presence or out of it. Whatever happened, American history shows that ultimately neither side was happy with the other and we immediately followed our Puritan ways and started dominating the Indians.

Though it is not touted as a religious holiday, Thanksgiving is probably the most religious of all. After all the veneer is hyperbole is stripped and you get down to the real nitty gritty, it is nothing more than a celebration of religious and cultural dominance. This is probably why that even if you never say grace at any other meal, you will very likely say it at Thanksgiving dinner. God demands it.

[–]Bazing1980 2 points3 points ago

Actually it's a celebration of harvest time. After many months of hard work harvesting crops, many cultures celebrate with a feast. Many religious holidays have their basis in the same thing, various crop related events and the changing of seasons.

[–]Abomonog 0 points1 point ago

That is true also, but for American Thanksgiving commemorates a very specific event in American history. The story goes that for the settlers, the first American winter was very harsh and many died. The local Indians upon seeing this, took it to themselves spend the next spring and summer teaching the survivors how to work and survive off of the land. In our history Thanksgiving recalls a a night in late 1640 in which those colonists thanked those Indians by throwing them a party. If it had not been for that group of Indians, the second American settlement would have died like the first was to believed to have died and America as we know it today would very likely not exist at all. That is why Thanksgiving is a special holiday in America. The religious connotation comes from just who those colonists were and what their final goals were. Considering the low American Indian count in their own native land, I would say the Puritan succeeded in their goals rather well.

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[–]Lastpoets 7 points8 points ago

I have the power!!!!!!

HE-MAN!

[–]42harryb 6 points7 points ago

[–]Beefminute 4 points5 points ago

Looks like a pile of cashews.

[–]3hirdEyE 13 points14 points ago

DAT ASS

[–]dye1337 11 points12 points ago

My critique is that he doesn't have any middle back, not a very good body builder...

[–]NotC 1 point2 points ago

My big problem with him is all the stretch marks and skin quality, he has a long way to go with skin conditioning before comp (which is strange because his bf looks like he is about ready for one).

[–]dye1337 6 points7 points ago

By skin quality do you mean the coloring? Also, I don't see any stretch marks? I see striations but not quite stretch marks

[–]NotC 0 points1 point ago

I did mean coloring as well, but I think he might have pink stretch marks on his lats. I might be mistaken though, I am no expert.

[–]Haptick 0 points1 point ago

It's hard to tell because of the lighting, but yes, I think he has quite a few stretch marks. The one in the shape of an arc across his lumbar is definitely dermal scarring.

[–]lets_get_weird 5 points6 points ago

I wonder what it looks like if he flexed.

[–]lxm 3 points4 points ago

A turkey with veins

[–]joeblessyou 7 points8 points ago

What the FUCK am I looking at?!

[–]WasIRong 10 points11 points ago

A body builder with extremely low body fat. I think the guy in the pic might actually be dead by now, had a heart attack or something

[–]Krimh 7 points8 points ago

dehydration. it can happen to you if you're not careful

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

A superior man.

[–]dead_ed 1 point2 points ago

I am compelled to look at more of this.

[–]MrKillface 1 point2 points ago

Killface in human form...

[–]2001Steel 1 point2 points ago

He looks like he was carved out of Wave Rock... In a really gross way.

[–]Tomtom1111 1 point2 points ago

Looks like he's wearing a human skin suit like silence of the lambs. Sexy.

[–]windy444 1 point2 points ago

Those aren't buns, they're crusty rolls.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

is that healthy?

[–]TChuff 1 point2 points ago

Who is this person?

[–]Rbp7Ooz 1 point2 points ago

How come no one has mentioned how short that person is?

[–]likemeornot 7 points8 points ago

Absolutely disgusting

[–]ThaddyG 3 points4 points ago

Dat...what looks like it might have once been an ass

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Steroids?

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[–]BootstrapBuckaroo 2 points3 points ago

I always tell the truth, he always lies.

[–]Phasechange 1 point2 points ago

That is most terrible.

[–]oblik 1 point2 points ago

SUP BRAH YOU MIRIN MAH GLUTES? FEEL EM!

[–]Worms1991 1 point2 points ago

Dont know if I upvote this because its WTF, or downvote cuz its freaking disgusting.

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 1 point2 points ago

Well, it is a r/wtf-worthy post, so upvote.

[–]Worms1991 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted and I feel dirty now.

[–]iweararubber 1 point2 points ago

This is the first pic that actually made me say "WHAT THE FUCK??"

[–]April_Fabb 1 point2 points ago

Is there a culture I've missed where this is being considered attractive?

[–]kannepat 0 points1 point ago

His shoulder blades have faces.

[–]Tokeli 0 points1 point ago

I was smiling before I clicked this link and then the smile just dropped away in confused horror.

[–]ElRed_ 0 points1 point ago

This is why we can't have nice things!!

[–]cleanandsqueaky 0 points1 point ago

Is this the Alien or the Predator?

[–]cgos 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that Ben Grimm?

[–]jaredpsauncah 0 points1 point ago

More like "human walnut"

[–]Phoboz 0 points1 point ago

141 comments and not 1 hemorrhoid rage joke? WTF

[–]locomotato 0 points1 point ago

I've always wanted to see someone fight a guy pumped with steroids. For example Jackie Chan vs the human turkey

[–]uglylove 0 points1 point ago

I AM KROOOGAN!!

[–]petroleumnasby 0 points1 point ago

does that even poop?

[–]i_mark_reposts 0 points1 point ago

[–]bcb412 0 points1 point ago

for all that is good and holy, do NOT eat that turkey!

[–]Crallium 0 points1 point ago

What is this I don't even..

[–]Rannelbrad 0 points1 point ago

Is it strange that this made me hungry?

[–]mofontes 0 points1 point ago

Gobble, gobble. Chicken legs.

[–]oxymoronisanoxymoron 0 points1 point ago

BARF

[–]nuovo_donna 0 points1 point ago

This can't be real, or if it is, it's some kind of genetic mutation. I had a brief affair with body building and I've never seen anything remotely close to that shape amongst professional competitors.

[–]Adonis_Complex -2 points-1 points ago

[–]UniverseMinded 0 points1 point ago

Spit my drink everywhere.. thanks.

[–]katlaish -1 points0 points ago

I feel really bad for this man. He obviously has severe psychological problems. He has next to no body fat. If it weren't for the muscles (which he obviously attained by abusing steroids), he would look like an anorexic on the brink of death.

[–]nobodytoldme -1 points0 points ago

Is this real? It doesn't look real.

[–]cdegon -1 points0 points ago

If that's for real, I'm truly disgusted!

[–]goldenrod -1 points0 points ago

That's fucking disgusting...

[–]shieeet -1 points0 points ago

The fuck is that!?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

What in the actual fuck?

[–]Rock4399 -1 points0 points ago

NSFL

[–]IamaGirlNamedAshley -2 points-1 points ago

What the fuck is that?

[–]beadweaver3 -2 points-1 points ago

That is absolutely, positively disgusting! I've lost my appetite...

[–]ozpunk -2 points-1 points ago

Is that carrot top?

[–]Oldsport -5 points-4 points ago

That is Jay Cutler 4 time Mr. Olympia. If i'm not mistaken.

[–]brandonmay 5 points6 points ago

You're mistaken.