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[–]furryboots 431 points432 points ago

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Right as the cat in the back was going to lick his own ass.

[–]kukamunga 133 points134 points ago

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FCC cat is protecting your virgin eyes

[–]Crim91 123 points124 points ago*

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You seem upset about this, do you have some sort of agenda "furryboots" ?

[–]DemonKing420 24 points25 points ago

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I disagree, furryboots appears to be stating a relevant fact that may have gone unnoticed to the untrained eye of the casual browser of Reddit. An upset user may have gone along the lines of "Aw man! It cut out right before I got me some sweet ass-lickin' pr0n!!"

[–]hillgiant 5 points6 points ago

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I'm not sure this was a fact that would have gone unnoticed by a lot of people. My thought when clicking to the comments was "I'm going to be shocked if the first comment is not about the impending feline ass-licking"

[–]pjeff61 1 point2 points ago

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Great minds think alike.

[–]NonAmerican 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sure one can enhance the photo after dark.

[–]Cptn_Hook 47 points48 points ago

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I like to imagine that right as the light went out, there was a moment he thought he had gone too far and swallowed up his own head.

[–]crab_people 4 points5 points ago

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Why don't you have a million karma? You deserve it. That was as entertaining as I think every comment I make is. Wish I knew how to italicize ("I" in this instance, for context)

[–]Rohri_Calhoun 4 points5 points ago

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To italicize I you just want to put an asterix (*) on either side of the I. No spaces.

[–]PeanutButterGuy 31 points32 points ago

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I showed this to my mom. That was the first thing she pointed out.

[–]artie_ceasy 21 points22 points ago

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I showed it to my cat's mom, and my mom's cat. Forthwith, they both went in a-lickin' they own ass.

[–]crullah 8 points9 points ago

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Lemme ass you a question...

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

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hey...uh...just noticed your username, so...u like to get freaky with that thing or what?.....

[–]olivermihoff 13 points14 points ago

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Cat on, cat off, the catter.

[–]crab_people 5 points6 points ago

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Apply directly to the forehead...wait I've confused commercials. Chi-chi-chi-CHIA!

[–]Aesthenaut 1 point2 points ago

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Replace the usual sounds of people clapping to illustrate with the sound of pulling the switch down, then releasing?

Cats don't make many percussive sounds :/

[–]TannerLynn1 12 points13 points ago

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I was gonna say "the cat in the back needed privacy for sexy time." I always get beat to the punch.

[–]epicGOPfail 2 points3 points ago

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you've only been here for 10 days.

give it time.

it'll get worse.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 21 points22 points ago

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Improvised censor.

[–]redDEADresolve 6 points7 points ago

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Gotta look out for your boy

[–]IamTheEddy 5 points6 points ago

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You fool, the cat's ass IS the light switch.

[–]Trolololo13 0 points1 point ago

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I came here just to say that!

[–]ZyanWu 0 points1 point ago

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Its own ass.

[–]Mileskitsune 0 points1 point ago

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no silly, he was warming up for le sexy times. light cat just wanted to dance dance dance dancin' in the daaark

[–]solarsavior 201 points202 points ago

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The other cat's trying to figure out how licking his ass turns out the light.

[–]kukamunga 193 points194 points ago

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"Day 3: Still have not been able to reproduce initial results. Clockwise and counterclockwise licking at 0.25, 0.5, and 1.0 Hz have had no effect. Considering more aggressive measures."

[–]wesman212 89 points90 points ago

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If you measure your ass-licking in Hertz, maybe you should take a break.

[–][deleted] 133 points134 points ago

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My ass hertz.

[–]the_sam_ryan 9 points10 points ago

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This is one of my favorite comments of all time

[–]oer6000 2 points3 points ago

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This is a prime candidate for /r/nocontext

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[–]tiffster17 6 points7 points ago

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Jesus, I really gotta stop taking a drink before I click on links around here, I just spit water everywhere.

[–]douglasr007 1 point2 points ago

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It's only inverse seconds!

[–]MemphisRoots 2 points3 points ago

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I was already laughing when I got to this comment, and then I actually started laugh crying when I read this one

[–]onlinesquid 63 points64 points ago

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[–]That_Damn_Sasquatch 27 points28 points ago

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That was actually kind of beautiful.

[–]hostergaard 6 points7 points ago

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Screw your physics, I am a cat. Watch me walk straight up a wall.

[–]RequireS 10 points11 points ago

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Wadsworth's constant in full effect here.

[–]BestPseudonym 1 point2 points ago

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How dare gravity defy that cat.

[–]question_all_the_thi 1 point2 points ago

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Amazing how she calculated it so that she hit the fence with just enough speed and strength that her front paws would exactly reach the top in the second step.

[–]humongous 0 points1 point ago

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That cat has low upper body strength.

Not impressed.

[–]kukamunga 20 points21 points ago

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2/10 would not bang

[–]breachgnome 117 points118 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]Beanbaker 25 points26 points ago

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Oh, god. Thank you for that. Laughed harder for that than the actual post :P

[–]incoming_n_word 8 points9 points ago

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I laugh harder each time I watch it! ITS FUCKING BEDTIME!!!

[–]breachgnome 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it's one of my favorites. Press 6 to find out what time it is!

[–]real_nice_guy 2 points3 points ago

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YOU TOO

[–]dr_genius 33 points34 points ago

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That was pretty awesome. Not gonna lie.

[–]real_nice_guy 25 points26 points ago

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SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, IT'S BED TIME.

[–]salamanque1 2 points3 points ago

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Why would you lie about this?

[–]Pit_of_Death 12 points13 points ago

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"...I swear to God...gonna..fuckin kick that light"...

That was fantastic. Dude has some hops too!

[–]matphoto 13 points14 points ago

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[–]pinetar321 1 point2 points ago

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No joke dude has some mad hopz

[–]badmonkey0001 2 points3 points ago

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Offtopic, but this was a vid related to that one and it had to be shared.

[–]sleeplessone 0 points1 point ago

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And on that note.

Time for bed.

[–]Opblaaskaas 0 points1 point ago

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"PWAHH!!!" "IT'S FUCKING BEDTIME!"

[–]Hackenslacker 0 points1 point ago

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I think that's my cousin

[–]Knubinator[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I just want you to know that this made me lol really hard.

[–]twist3d7 18 points19 points ago

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I taught my cat to jump up to me and then I'd catch him. A friend wanted to try to catch him and did it wrong. Have you ever seen your cat hanging by his claws from your friends chest???

[–]lonequid 5 points6 points ago

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One time I was holding my cat right as my roommate shut the dryer. I've seen my cat hanging by her claws from my chest.

[–]rebelspyder 2 points3 points ago

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and what does your chest look like?

[–]lonequid 10 points11 points ago

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No boobs.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 1 point2 points ago

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My sister used to try to stick cats on peoples heads.

It always ended badly.

[–]Pilgoar 87 points88 points ago

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That's like a human jumping 25 feet.

[–]totalBS 130 points131 points ago

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Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. You don’t know shit about cats.

[–]Dusk-AF 46 points47 points ago

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Cats can live through falling from fucking 30 stories, they are basically cyborgs.

[–]CatsWillRule 24 points25 points ago

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Cats are the original honeybadgers. They just dont give a shit.

[–]hankofthehill 20 points21 points ago

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[–]tehjarvis 8 points9 points ago

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the whole "i don't even know i'm gonna die" line reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkWS4t4l0k

[–]Lobodomy 5 points6 points ago*

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That was just mean.

Edit: Oh my god i can't believe i got so far into the video and still believed it. And i only figured it out cause i saw the onion logo ಠ_ಠ

[–]real_nice_guy 14 points15 points ago

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there are millions of little terminators walking the earth.

Just think, there may be one in your home.

right now. meow.

◕‿◕

[–]Dusk-AF 1 point2 points ago

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Where?!!?!??

I want to hold him. And pet him. And love him! And then throw him out of a building so he can understand his powers!

(I would never try to harm a cat.)

[–]crab_people 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, you must not own a cat. You'd get to "hold him and" and he'd be scurrying away to investigate the twist tie you forgot to put back on the bread. They love those fuckers. And the little plastic rings that hold a milk cap in place.

[–]gozu 0 points1 point ago

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I can confirm that.

[–]R3luctant 7 points8 points ago

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true fact(I think, I have no source) cats can survive a terminal velocity fall

[–]stevesonaplane 22 points23 points ago

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Cats that didn't survive were not included in the data. I have no idea.

[–]joggle1 5 points6 points ago

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He's just saying cats can survive a terminal velocity fall, not that they always (or even usually) will.

[–]Dusk-AF 22 points23 points ago*

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Nope it's 100% true. The 'terminal velocity' of a cat is.. well non terminal. They don't actually fall fast enough to die from impact, and in fact, usually are able to walk away damage free. Just wikiped cats. In fact there a number of small animals that are like this, squirrels come to mind.

(Still upvoted for humour.)

Edit: Why is this downvoted? =( I hope people aren't being all like 'all things fall at the same speed' while true in general, when air resistance is introduced it doesn't work so ideally. Some small animals are able to parachute themselves and fall at non-terminal speeds.

[–]3wayCoconutHatWars 1 point2 points ago

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Wikipeed? I'm imagining this is the name of the anger people get when the other party in the argument looks something up on wikipedia and is correct.

Usage: "...and boy, was he wikipeed!"

[–]JeradDS 1 point2 points ago

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They do die from falls... Whoever told you they do not is wrong.

The data he was referring to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-rise_syndrome

[–]R3luctant 3 points4 points ago

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I upvoted you.

[–]thefloyd 3 points4 points ago

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Why is this downvoted?

Well I didn't downvote you, but since you asked, I'm guessing it has something to do with the fact that the "terminal" in terminal velocity means final, and "terminal" can also mean deadly (usually in the sense of a disease), and you keep jumping back and forth between the meanings, making your post confusing to read.

Also, "AKA" doesn't mean what you think it means. I'm not big on prescriptivism but that really gets under my skin. "Also known as they don't..." What?

[–]Dusk-AF 0 points1 point ago

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Hah, my bad. Pretty poor use of AKA, that's a fail on my part. Edited it out.

Ya I tried to be clear by putting terminal velocity in quotations, and using terminal in it's more traditional sense without the quotations. Plus I was trying to be clever pointing out the ambiguous meaning of the term, which is why I tried to explain it more clearly in the following sentences.

[–]chimpanzee 0 points1 point ago

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Small animals in general tend to take less damage from a fall than large ones, because of the square-cube law - a bear or a horse has a lot more mass per square inch hitting the ground than a mouse or a kitten, and the extra force of that mass being suddenly stopped is dangerous.

[–]JacobMHS 0 points1 point ago

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How about 53?

[–]Cinnamon_Flavored 16 points17 points ago

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Someone needs some CAT FACTS

[–]Aesthenaut 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes I want Cat Facts. But then I think... no, no thank you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My cat taught itself how to use the toilet and flush. They also do not abide by the human laws of learning.

[–]humongous 0 points1 point ago

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Half way in, half way out anyway.

[–]anarchyreigns 0 points1 point ago

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Sign him up for cat facts.

[–]Jumping_Candy_Cane 10 points11 points ago

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ಥ_ಥ

[–]AngryEnt 3 points4 points ago

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If only...

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]joeesmithh 37 points38 points ago

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[–]yobobly 2 points3 points ago

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And thus, my new background was found.

[–]JacobMHS 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, after a while the eyes would freak me out.

[–]Wetmelon 0 points1 point ago

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What eyes?

[–]JacobMHS 0 points1 point ago

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You can't see them?

[–]Wetmelon 0 points1 point ago

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... no?

[–]JacobMHS 0 points1 point ago

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When you see them, it might scare the shit out of you.

[–]oer6000 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus Cat.

[–]parker214 9 points10 points ago

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I guess the cat in the corner wanted the cover of darkness for his ass-licking.

[–]FireBreathingFish 11 points12 points ago

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My cat will never be this cool.

[–]Anindoorcat 15 points16 points ago

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You don't know me!

[–]justinsidebieber 8 points9 points ago

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That was pretty badass.

[–]Zerym 6 points7 points ago

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MEWOW!

[–]boatpile 3 points4 points ago

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Who says white cats can't jump?

[–]nightfly13 12 points13 points ago

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... nobody says that.

[–]greenr86 2 points3 points ago

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i couldn't help but cringe since my cat sometimes gets a claw stuck. I kept imagining the claw getting stuck on the cord and the cat just hanging there in the dark.

[–]PoorCollegeKid420 2 points3 points ago

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Turn the lights off so that the other kitty can have sexy time with itself..

[–]johhnymayhem 2 points3 points ago

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Holy Christ. Liftoff achieved.

This makes me feel extra bad for our cat who couldn't jump more than 2-3 feet. Poor guy. He wasn't some pudgy obese cat either, just.. couldn't jump.

[–]lookingforolder 4 points5 points ago

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He was a white cat wasn't he...

[–]rozero1234 2 points3 points ago

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your cat has mad vert

[–]Drunken_Economist 25 points26 points ago

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It's the Lebron James of cats - jumps high as shit, and can't be seen once the light's off.

[–]joggle1 26 points27 points ago

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We're all the same color when the lights are off.

[–]beatlesmith 1 point2 points ago

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Needs a "BOOMSHAKALAKA!" sound effect.

[–]GoldenFalcon 0 points1 point ago

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NBA JAM!

[–]SaltoKlose 0 points1 point ago

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"Stuffed it like a thanksgiving turkey!"

[–]DGChainZ 1 point2 points ago

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Lebron who?

[–]northbayray 1 point2 points ago

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It's Kitteh Bryant!

[–]Turtlewithashotgun 1 point2 points ago

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Theory proven, cats are made of springs.

[–]TheKwangBang 1 point2 points ago

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Cat got hops

[–]Cleffer 1 point2 points ago

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Who keeps turning it back on?

[–]wabeka 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TheGreatestRedditor 1 point2 points ago

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Look at that vertical, someone get this cat an NBA contract!

[–]jvenable2893 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, nigga's got hops!

[–]jvenable2893 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, nigga's got hops!

[–]holyrolodex 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pissed because I thought my cat had the vertical leap record.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That is really good image quality for a gif.

[–]dvfaa 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking that too. Kind of suspiciously good quality Shifty-eyes

[–]ImRefat 1 point2 points ago

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The cats in the background are probably "wrestling."

[–]betweenthebars24 1 point2 points ago

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This is really impressive, don't get me wrong, but I'm not laughing.

[–]NoMoreCreativeNames 1 point2 points ago

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Is anyone else impressed by the quality of this gif? I AM!

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

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Is anyone else 
impressed by the quality 
of this gif?  I AM!

[–]thesignisalie 0 points1 point ago

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A haiku robot that finds actual haikus. Pretty impressive.

[–]scurvydog-uldum 0 points1 point ago

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dazamn!

[–]GoldenFalcon 0 points1 point ago

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Poor cat just has to keep turning off the light...

[–]johnnyquest88 0 points1 point ago

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DAMN! that cat has mad ups!

[–]SnakeDoc83 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else flashback to Looney Tunes when they read the link text?

[–]BarelyBothered 0 points1 point ago

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What an absolute...STARFIGHTER.

[–]Zissoo 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey! Could someone PLEASE turn that light back in?

I'm trying to do my English homework!"

[–]Zronyx 0 points1 point ago

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Someone shop that to make the kitty falcon punch please :3

[–]KG8Peace 0 points1 point ago

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Better when it's loading, look like the cat flies up to the light.

[–]xrawfish 0 points1 point ago

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this gif. is HUGE

[–]BrockN 0 points1 point ago

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How I feel in Battlefield 3 when some noob on my team flash his stupid tac light in my face

[–]TIffanySF 0 points1 point ago

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i cant stop watching.. how does he jump so high!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dat pussy got ups

[–]DownWithTheSickness 0 points1 point ago

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That cat has some ups!

[–]TheMidgette 0 points1 point ago

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Every time the cat jumps my mind makes a sproing sound.

[–]PoliteGentleman 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AcousticWalrus 0 points1 point ago

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That guy should be in the NBA

[–]Leonard0fQuirm 0 points1 point ago

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This needs to be edited. Having the light come back on, to some ridiculous scene

[–]GoatBased 0 points1 point ago

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That cat must think he's god right now.

[–]RedSpade37 0 points1 point ago

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Ninja cat is about to strike now that everything is covered in darkness... tread carefully

[–]Voidsong23 0 points1 point ago

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I could watch this over and over.

[–]Coffeeholick 0 points1 point ago

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They exist.

[–]pcd84 0 points1 point ago

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Cat licking his ass = zero fucks given

[–]9ren 0 points1 point ago

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oh yeah baby, got smooth jazz playin', dimmin' the lights

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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like bruce lee in the way of the dragon when he kicks the light fixture. badass.

[–]Zertec 1 point2 points ago

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Came here hoping to find this - upvote for you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shoryuken?

[–]Ihavethatcouchtoo 0 points1 point ago

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I have that couch too!

[–]ParkerDevine 0 points1 point ago

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imagine if that was a basketball player

[–]quickthekick 0 points1 point ago

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This is probably my favorite post on Reddit..Ever.

[–]OMallyRed 0 points1 point ago

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And God said, "let there be light." And the cat said, "no."

[–]ehlu15 0 points1 point ago

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Take that cat to David Letterman's "Stupid Pet Tricks."

Right meow.

[–]Big_Pan_Pan 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking cats are insane, I wish my cat wasn't stupid.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You give it shelter, feed it, and clean up it's poop for free.

That's not stupid, that's evil genius. :)

[–]hoffboy 0 points1 point ago

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Love how Background Cat gives zero fucks and decides to lick balls to pass time.

[–]MysteryShvitz 0 points1 point ago

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Cat goes up, light goes out.. cant't explain that!

[–]TheMarshma 0 points1 point ago

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He thinks he's people!

[–]argv_minus_one 0 points1 point ago

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Like a boss.

[–]Pooh_Bears_Opinion 0 points1 point ago

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The Tigger's a wonderful thing. Their tops are made out of rubber; their bottoms are made out of springs.

[–]TuckerMcG 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what this cat's name is, but it should be renamed Spud Webb.

[–]Gramma42ton 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap, TIL cats can jump 3 times their own length.

Imagine if humans could just jump 20 feet from rest?

[–]killahcortes 0 points1 point ago

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not funny, but damn impressive. Have an upvote!

[–]seppuku_related 0 points1 point ago

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That cat must be really pissed off. Goes to all that trouble turning off the light, and the idiot humans put the on switch under that mat.

[–]BeatlesForSale 0 points1 point ago

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Read the title and thought of this guy.

[–]ahsrubbery 0 points1 point ago

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Thats some mad hops bro!

[–]rasta_lion 0 points1 point ago

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That cat in the background was like "well I'm just gonna suck my own--woah why did it just get dark?"

[–]Miokya 0 points1 point ago

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Well when i see this sentence this comes to my mind first maybe NSFW

[–]derwias 0 points1 point ago

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the darkness

[–]Hrabs 0 points1 point ago

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There are cats in Battlefield 3 now?!

[–]xXxTrollxXx 0 points1 point ago

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That cat should play basketball

[–]awe300 0 points1 point ago

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Who turned out the light?

Who turned out the light?

Who turned out the light?

[–]annaluu 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, I love cats

[–]mar16 0 points1 point ago

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[–]The_Average_Panda 0 points1 point ago

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wow ive been watching this for 2 hours, this cat doesnt give up!

[–]hakzorz 0 points1 point ago

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Here's the video. Its my brothers cat.

http://redd.it/raynp

[–]element1111 0 points1 point ago

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please view my original video on youtube @ element9183

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI_ttVKHdek

this is my cat how did you get images of this without my approval.. please show some credit.. thank you all for liking!!!

[–]Harufap 0 points1 point ago

Jimmy im doing my business!! you know what to do!!!

[–]Kmanblazzer 0 points1 point ago

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Mind = BLOWN

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[–]Cemo9999 2 points3 points ago

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I know, the kitty is fully nude

[–]abnvgpkn -1 points0 points ago

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I, for one, welcome our cat overlords.

[–]Bitter_Idealist -1 points0 points ago

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My ceiling fan has a wall switch and the chain only controls the speed of the fan. I wonder if the person taking the photo also flipped the switch at the right moment.

[–]Are_You_For_Real -2 points-1 points ago

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