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[–]Lt_Shniz 268 points269 points ago

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A few more Pooh quotes, why not?

"I used to believe in forever; But forever's too good to be true."

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

[–]unklemonkey 180 points181 points ago

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Some more, because Winnie The Pooh has some kick ass quotes:

“You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”

“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.”

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points ago

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Oh, bother.

[–]Eyvege 8 points9 points ago

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Oh, d-d-d-d-dear.

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[–]nom_trees 0 points1 point ago

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Please tell me you didn't make this account for this particular comment

[–]sizzlepizzle 1 point2 points ago

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Redditor for nine hours. It is so.

[–]ihaveacalculator 90 points91 points ago

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More:

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before... He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."

"Willed introversion, in fact, is one of the classic implements of creative genius and can be employed as a deliberate device. It drives the psychic energies into depth and activates the lost continent of unconscious infantile and archetypal images."

"Humans are creatures of habit with an insatiable need to see familiarity in other people’s actions. Your predictability gives them a sense of control. Turn the tables: Be deliberately unpredictable. Behavior that seems to have no consistency or purpose will keep them off-balance, and they will wear themselves out trying to explain your moves. Taken to an extreme, this strategy can intimidate and terrorize."

"[T]here are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know."

"Only the dead have seen the end of war."

  • Winnie the Pooh

[–]LINCKING 69 points70 points ago

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[–]PenisBlood 31 points32 points ago

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My mom died a month ago and this STILL made me lol. Good show.

[–]LINCKING 14 points15 points ago

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I'm terribly sorry for your loss, glad i could make you smile :)

[–]PenisBlood 1 point2 points ago

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:0 thanks

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[–]PenisBlood 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks HYPEractive.

[–]i_practice_santeria 16 points17 points ago

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My favorite:

“Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.”

[–]KingToasty 15 points16 points ago

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Personal favorite:

"And I shake yo aaasssssssss mah nigga bitches"

-Winnie the Pooh

[–]Loves_A_Shitty_Story 10 points11 points ago

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Great story man, post more like it!

[–]being_obvious 1 point2 points ago

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keep it coming

[–]BrandoMcGregor 1 point2 points ago

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Pooh is gangsta

[–]Braindawg123 0 points1 point ago

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"We have nothing to fear.... ...but fear of tigers" -A tiger attack survivor

[–]NanoGeek 7 points8 points ago

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Winnie the Pooh's getting all existential up in here.

[–]Cpt3020 33 points34 points ago

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I believe it was Abraham Lincoln that said those

[–]Lt_Shniz 46 points47 points ago

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Common mistake

[–]XcomposureX 28 points29 points ago

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"If you are racist, I will attack you with the North"- Abraham Lincoln

[–]numtel 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was Rummy that came up with this nugget:

"[T]here are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know."

[–]promonk 14 points15 points ago

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You are correct. In fact--and I hate to spoil the joke here--all of those quotes were from different notable figures from history. They weren't all from Winnie the Pooh.

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"If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 5 points6 points ago

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I'm pretty sure some of those are by Abraham Lincoln.

[–]The_Collector 5 points6 points ago

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Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

-Winnie ther Pooh

[–]preesisters 6 points7 points ago

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Aristotle, Nietzsche, Kant, Winnie the Pooh, Plato, Socrates.....

[–]Obj_solid 3 points4 points ago

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Always be with youalwaysbewithyouAlwaysbewithyouAlwaysbewithyouAlwaysbewithyou

[–]ravikus 30 points31 points ago

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TIL Winnie the Pooh is deep as shit.

[–]gistak 1 point2 points ago

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-- Winnie the Pooh

[–]MLBM100 11 points12 points ago

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Dammit I hope someday someone says that second one to me so I can cry like a 2 month old baby

[–]crimson1490 10 points11 points ago

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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

[–]MLBM100 7 points8 points ago

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[–]tientien 0 points1 point ago

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How about your lover? You're happy because you never have to live without your lover but your lover will be lonely when he (she) lives without you. Is it a little bit selfish?

[–]Yoyo8 5 points6 points ago

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Dude.....pooh......

[–]sweddit 2 points3 points ago

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"If you go down to the woods today you better not go alone".

[–]BrandoMcGregor 2 points3 points ago

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"I would never go to a party that would have me as it's guest."

"All dandies are homosexual. For nothing makes one so vain as to be told that one is a sinner."

"If the glove don't fit...you must aquit."

[–]EvanMacIan 1 point2 points ago

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"Also, if I die first I want you to kill yourself the next day."

[–]choochoochoose 1 point2 points ago

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It's a very nice quote, and I don't mean to be rude to Pooh, I'm more just curious, was he born on the same day as whoever he said that to?

[–]cholomite 1 point2 points ago

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i'm ready to write the last quote in a card to my girlfriend, then sit back and receive great sex. thanks Lt_Shniz

[–]Lt_Shniz 9 points10 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I see a problem with that second quote. Yeah you'll never live without her but you're forcing her to live without you for a day. Sounds pretty damn selfish to me.

[–]ZeekySantos 0 points1 point ago

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That last one takes on an almost sinister tone when you think about it. Because Now I'm gonna live my last day in tears because pooh bear fucking died yesterday! :(

[–]dante50 0 points1 point ago

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"I used to believe in forever; But forever's too good to be true."

I can't find this in my Pooh book anywhere. If you know, can you tell me what story or cartoon this was said and which character said this?

[–]Phillyz -1 points0 points ago*

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[–]MorningKnight 4 points5 points ago

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Pooh*

FTFY

[–]Phillyz -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvote this man, I got a ninja edit.

[–]Lt_Shniz 1 point2 points ago

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Also bears don't make it past their 30's.

[–]Phillyz 2 points3 points ago

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Then you've never met a good bear. I have no idea what I'm talking about by the way, I'm drunk.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 13 points14 points ago

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I took my mom to see the newest Winnie the Pooh movie. We laughed our asses off.

[–]thegimboid 31 points32 points ago

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Rabbit: "Can you tie a knot?"
Piglet: "I cannot!"
Rabbit: "Ah, so you can knot!"
Piglet: "I cannot knot"
Rabbit: "Knot knot?"
Pooh: "Who's there?"

[–]MorningKnight 3 points4 points ago

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I saw that too. It was hilarious.

[–]nota999 8 points9 points ago

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I remember this quote very distinctly because of the Tao of Pooh. Great book. I highly recommend it.

[–]MysticMonkeyMaxim06 2 points3 points ago

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I second this. Been reading it for the past two months. I hate anticipating finishing it so I keep rereading passages I've attacked with a pen. So much great material in this book, simply incredible.

[–]gif_only_mode 33 points34 points ago

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[–]XcomposureX 45 points46 points ago

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[–]gif_only_mode 77 points78 points ago

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[–]Lt_Shniz 26 points27 points ago

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great gif when you're listening to music

[–]gif_only_mode 55 points56 points ago

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[–]TheoQ99 16 points17 points ago

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[–]gif_only_mode 32 points33 points ago

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[–]MorningKnight 6 points7 points ago

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That's my favorite gif I have seen all day. Thanks for that.

[–]gif_only_mode 25 points26 points ago

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[–]captainflowers 0 points1 point ago

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Never go full gif mode

[–]centralcontrol 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Atmozfears 9 points10 points ago

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[–]gif_only_mode 21 points22 points ago

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[–]ALieDetector -4 points-3 points ago

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No Brazzers logo on this yet?

[–]AIM-120 -2 points-1 points ago

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I watched this while listening to Svefn-g-Englar. For way too much time.

[–]dactyif 13 points14 points ago

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[–]LINCKING 3 points4 points ago

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[–]fyrebawlz 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha this is the best

[–]G0nePhishin -5 points-4 points ago

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you sir just made me almost piss my pants

[–]dactyif 0 points1 point ago

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Glad I could be of service.

[–]Senor-W 10 points11 points ago

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Poo is my hero.

[–]MSPaintYourMistake 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Probablybeinganass -1 points0 points ago

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Not really a mistake so much as an awful joke, which I guess could be thought of as a mistake in and of itself.

[–]patriotaxe 0 points1 point ago

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Probably.

[–]thegimboid 5 points6 points ago

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That missing "h" was very important..

[–]the_attic 16 points17 points ago

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[–]ne0nbl00d 6 points7 points ago

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My bf and I think it looks like a movie poster for My Hero. Maybe a heist flick involving honey reclamation and a grown-up Christopher Robin.

[–]teamsix -5 points-4 points ago

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its too bad winnie the pooh is very very racist. the writer is a notorious anti semite and a hater of jews. cant take it seriously after that

[–]6582A 2 points3 points ago

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Which writer are you referring to? Because I don't think that is correct if you're talking about AA Milne.

[–]chrisrobin 1 point2 points ago

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I can see how that could be an issue but, I tend to not worry about the writer so much as the material. And the Winnie the Pooh books are great.

[–]Roboticide 1 point2 points ago*

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its too bad you're confusing the material itself with the author. I recall no instance of Winnie the Pooh itself being anti-Semitic. That was a very common view back then, and it's a bit of a shame and rather limiting view if you're unable to separate a work from it's creator. You realize you're also throwing out all the works of Walt Disney, Henry Ford, H.G. Wells, Mark Twain, and possibly even Shakespeare (depending on how you view Shylock,) right?

[–]tekjester 2 points3 points ago

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Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit. -- Lawrence

[–]doctorofphysick 6 points7 points ago

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fucking *every day

god dammit

[–]Jiggyfly325 1 point2 points ago

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My hero is my pooh.

[–]DandyPirate 1 point2 points ago

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We can all learn a lot from pooh. But the first lesson would probably be to not learn so much and just be happy.

[–]whatwhatwhat82 1 point2 points ago

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Bahaha that's my new motto!

[–]Ghee_Buttersnaps_ 1 point2 points ago

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Pooh- Fuck bitches; Get honey.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of the kindest series of comments I have ever seen in Reddit. Winnie the Pooh is one amazing bear.

[–]Defjuan 1 point2 points ago

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Does the top exist in wallpaper form?

[–]AlwaysReplies 1 point2 points ago

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I never understood his name. Winnie the Pooh? Is "The Pooh" a title? How exactly does one become The Pooh?

[–]mr_wowtrousers 0 points1 point ago

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"ther"

[–]AlwaysReplies 0 points1 point ago

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I'm afraid I don't understand.

[–]reynoni 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Winnie the Pooh was written about vaginas.

[–]tomonline 1 point2 points ago

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“You can't save time. You can only spend it, but you can spend it wisely or foolishly.” Benjamin Hoff, The Tao Of Pooh

[–]TheAmazingSkoof 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone have the source for the first image? I want that as my new wallpaper

[–]nicolebbad 1 point2 points ago

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This was on 9GAG like a week ago

[–]st0l3 1 point2 points ago

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Can anyone make a full size wallpaper of winnie pooh's part?

[–]funkadelphian 1 point2 points ago

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wow i just noticed that lazy college senior is married.

[–]SexOnIce 2 points3 points ago

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Wrong hand?

[–]Portponky 0 points1 point ago

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It is the wrong hand, although the picture could have been horizontally flipped.

[–]yoyoitsme 0 points1 point ago

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literally posted 5 mins ago

[–]Blamemeta 0 points1 point ago

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Somehow, this reminded me of the infographic showing which drug each character was doing. I need to find it once more!

[–]stonedchao 0 points1 point ago

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[–]skitzokid420 0 points1 point ago

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relevant! This is one of my favorite books. It's my pick-me-up book.

[–]Spiderbeard 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm... honey beer...

[–]Random-Fact-Man 0 points1 point ago

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George Washington had on dentures consisting of some hippo teeth.

[–]SenorCardgage_ 0 points1 point ago

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If you ain't doing nobody, just pack it up. Get it out for the gold. Don't let nobody tell you you can't see the sights, Johnnty. All kinds can reach out for the stars, or run a mile. You carpaldeen, and then you make it all the way to the tops.

[–]magicalsealion 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad that I feel so much resemblance to the lazy college student?

[–]Obj_solid 0 points1 point ago

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wow people still making the old pooh-poo joke?

[–]TorchicBlaziken 0 points1 point ago

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Did the image macro REALLY need to be included? Just the title would have sufficed.

[–]roberto32 0 points1 point ago

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read the tao of pooh

[–]TheOneAlex 0 points1 point ago

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Who is that bottom guy?

[–]gwot 0 points1 point ago

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The Tao of Pooh

Fantastic book

[–]grammar_test 0 points1 point ago

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using grammar to one's favor...i like it.

[–]f3tch 0 points1 point ago

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Punch line in title?

[–]noblindspots 0 points1 point ago

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There's something to be said about the bliss of nothing.

[–]mortar 0 points1 point ago

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I wish they made a show starring Winnie the Pooh and Lazy College Senior where they just went on little adventures together. id watch the shit out of that.

[–]promonk 0 points1 point ago

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Pooh truly is a hero for our times.

[–]OldJeb 0 points1 point ago

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I resent how many Lazy College Senior pictures describe me life. I'd do something about it, but hey, LCS.

[–]MattGHT 0 points1 point ago

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I love this and making this my life.

[–]chrisrobin 0 points1 point ago

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He is a silly old bear.

[–]sirsam972 0 points1 point ago

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"Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to know what you are looking for, before you begin looking for it." -Winnie the Pooh

[–]CopperKat 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone have that image without jorma?

[–]SgtGoldy 0 points1 point ago

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He should be the hippies mascot

[–]yolandabecool69 0 points1 point ago

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And tigger too.

[–]benician 0 points1 point ago

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there's never enough time do all the nothing you want.- bill watterson, another classic

[–]jgosche 0 points1 point ago

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Everybody's favorite lazy glutton.

[–]hbomberman 0 points1 point ago

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AN HERO!

[–]sebdef 0 points1 point ago

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Poo is my hero too

[–]Git28 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have the original of that top picture? I'd love to have that as a wallpaper

[–]Rrman 0 points1 point ago

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Who is the guy on the bottom? I swear to god he's my cousin.

[–]Dr_Pepster 0 points1 point ago

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Weirdly, I was expecting a picture of feces wearing a cape. Pretty stoked it was Pooh!

[–]Vogey 0 points1 point ago

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You must be a real go-getter.

[–]KerialSiller 0 points1 point ago

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I understand that it's "Winnie the Pooh"

But what is a Pooh? And why is Winnie one?

No one has ever been able to answer me.

[–]Johnofthewest 0 points1 point ago

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It's a type of bear. Specifically the type that Winnie is.

[–]KerialSiller 0 points1 point ago

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See, that's what everyone always says.

But with all due respect, that's not an answer.

I guess I should have asked: What is a Pooh Bear?

Are there any other Pooh bears out there?

Is there a Steve or Jeff the Pooh bear?

[–]Johnofthewest 1 point2 points ago

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This is probably the closest you'll get to an answer.

During the first World War troops from Winnipeg (Manitoba, Canada) were being transported to eastern Canada, on their way overseas to Europe where they should join the 2nd Canadian Infantry Brigade. When the train stopped at White River, Ontario, a lieutenant called Harry Colebourn bought a small female black bear cub for $20 from a hunter who had killed its mother. He named her 'Winnipeg', after his hometown of Winnipeg, or 'Winnie' for short.

Winnie became the mascot of the Brigade and went to Britain with the unit. When the Brigade was posted to the battlefields of France, Lt. Colebourn took Winnie to the London Zoo for a long loan. Formally > Colebourn presented the London Zoo with Winnie in December 1919 where it became a popular attraction and lived until 1934.

The bear was also very popular by Christopher Robin, son of author A.A. Milne. It was his favorite at the zoo, and he often spent time inside the cage with it. The bear was Christopher Robin's inspiration for calling his own teddy bear Winnie.... Winnie the Pooh (this teddy bear started out with the name of Edward Bear). The name of Pooh originally belonged to a swan, as can be seen in a poem from Milne's When We Were Very Young.

A.A. Milne started to write a series of books about Winnie the Pooh, his son Christopher Robin, and their friends at 100-Aker-Wood. These other characters, such as Eeyore, Piglet, Tigger, Kanga and Roo were also based on stuffed animals belonging to Christopher Robin. Other characters as Rabbit and Owl were based on animals that lived, just like the swan Pooh, in the surrounding area of Milne's country home Cotchford Farm in Ashdown Forest, Sussex, on which 100-Aker-wood was based.

'Winnie-the-Pooh' was published by Methuen on October 14th, 1926, the verses 'Now We are Six' in 1927, and 'The House at Pooh Corner' in1928. All these books were illustrated in a beautiful way by E.H. Shepard, which made the books even more magical. The Pooh-books became firm favourites with old and young alike and have been translated into almost every known language. A conservative figure for the total sales of the four Methuen editions (including When We Were Very Young) up to the end of 1996 would be over 20 million copies. These figures do not include sales of the four books published by Dutton in Canada and the States, nor the foreign-language editions printed in more than 25 languages the world over!

The Pooh-books had also been favourites of Walt Disney's daughters and it inspired Disney to bring Pooh to film in 1966. In 1977 'the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh', the first feature-length animated film of Pooh was released. In 1993, the Walt Disney Company acknowledged that Pooh Bear is second only to Mickey Mouse in their portfolio of the most-loved and trusted characters known to millions of people all the world over. By 1996, after the second release of 'the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh', the Bear of Very Little Brain had proved to be more popular than any other Disney character. In 1997, thirty years after the release of 'the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh', Disney released 'Pooh's Grand Adventure', picking up where Disney's 22nd Masterpiece left off.

From Here: http://www.winniethepoohbear.net/history.php

[–]KerialSiller 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you kind sir!

Very informative.

I can sleep now ;)

[–]BurntMaToast 0 points1 point ago

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where can I get the first image in high res?

[–]degenererad 0 points1 point ago

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the main reason i want to be really rich. Just sit back and relax.

[–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points ago

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the main reason i 
want to be really rich. Just 
sit back and relax.

[–]KYLYKaHYT 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for sparing me the scatological joke that I was expecting.

[–]TheRussianCompound 0 points1 point ago

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I read some where that more or less the whole history of philosophy is written into the story

[–]tranthihienvn 0 points1 point ago

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Pooh is my favourite cartoon character. I think this speed is probably true. All most people make a lot of goal in their life and just do nothing to achieve it. It's only a few of us can complete our taget on time. This may be because the targets are too big, not reality or because people are too lazy. Anyway, every one will gradually change themselve to become more inteligent in making goal and finish it. All of this is some stuffs which I told myself too. P/s: I just begin studying English so please correct my mistakes when you have free time. Thank you a lot.

[–]Clarke1337 0 points1 point ago

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Winnie the Pooh is based on Taoism, and he is the representation "the un-cut tree" (sorry don't know the real english phrase for it) which is basically things in it's most simplest form, Pooh being simple in every possible way.

Even though you might not know it, all these wise quotes and stuff are in fact from Taoism, so if you're interested look up some Tao books!

[–]Lywnis 0 points1 point ago

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Gentlemen, I would like you to meet my new God.

[–]tranle1508 0 points1 point ago

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That's true, nothing is impossible if you always know to try. When you stumble, you must know to stand up but not so ourselves that give up. There's a saying: "Failure is the mother of success". Each stumble it would be the experience helped ourselves better in next time. You should never have thought that I afraid of stumbling and I can't do. If you think so because you aren't confident about myself and not have the determination to implement the action.

[–]6582A 0 points1 point ago

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THIS ISN'T WINNIE THE POOH. IT'S DISNEY AND IT SUCKS. READ A.A. MILNE'S ORIGINALS AND SHOW THE REAL POOH SOME APPRECIATION. FUCK. /anger

[–]hostage_puffing -1 points0 points ago

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Earlier today my girlfriend and I were discussing the moral drive behind the Winnie the Pooh character. We came to the conclusion is 'a constant desire for more; or perfect.' Pooh is the drug addict. It's not me.

[–]DoctorSteve 7 points8 points ago

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You and your girlfriend are both idiots. He's hungry. His stomach growls, he wants to eat, and has no food. It's a basic instinct in all living things.

I GUESS WE'RE ALL DRUG ADDICTS.

Fuck you, the bear is hungry.

[–]jbg89 -1 points0 points ago

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As a lazy college senior I approve.

[–]SHZA54 -1 points0 points ago

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“Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh," he whispered.

"Yes, Piglet?"

"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw, "I just wanted to be sure of you."”

[–]illchopyourfaceoff -2 points-1 points ago

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I read this as 'Poop is my hero.'

[–]skyclown -2 points-1 points ago

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Shit is my champion

[–]heimdal77 -2 points-1 points ago

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i blame Pooh for all of todays mental illnesses you can find just about every one them in the characters of it and so many kids grew up reading and watching them..

[–]AngryEnt -3 points-2 points ago

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Seriously? That's what it's come to? Posting a meme from pinterest? Come on, man.

[–]toSTONEiGO -3 points-2 points ago

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FUCK YOU. I THOUGHT THIS SHITTY MEME WAS DEAD.

[–]mr_wowtrousers -3 points-2 points ago

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I was depressed to find that when I Google imaged Winnie the Pooh today to get some album artwork for iTunes, all I got was Disneyfied bullshit.

To go hipster old school, this is, and always will be, the only Winnie the Pooh:

http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/original-winnie.jpg

I don't care if your childhood had fond memories of another Winnie the Pooh . . .

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome back from Philosophy 101. How was the class? Did you also talk about how colour is only based on individual perception? What about the tree falling in the woods?

[–]mparlett -1 points0 points ago

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Hey, the color question is a worthwhile thought experiment, even if it does lead directly to solipsism, which is a bit of a dead end, philosophically.

[–]DoctorSteve 0 points1 point ago

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People think doing nothing is a lot like wasting time. You may not believe that one can "do nothing", but you sure showed us how to waste time.

[–]ExplosiveDonkey[!] -2 points-1 points ago

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WHOOSH!!!