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[–]placeholder 8 points9 points ago

Why do you give your cat acid?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I think the better question is WHY NOT?!

I'm surprised every redditor hasn't done this just to film their cat flipping out so that they can post it and get Karma

[–]AtomicAustin 2 points3 points ago*

Animal abuse…

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

If I get arrested for "aninal" abuse for something like this, they sure as hell better arrest the kids on toddlers and tiaras

[–]mynameistrollirl 0 points1 point ago

you can kill a cat just by petting it while you're on acid. LSD is the most potent psychoactive known to man. also, an elephant, when given a human dose of LSD, seizes and dies on the spot.

[–]stinkymonkeh 0 points1 point ago

I gather that you have never heard of DMT. Supposed to be much more powerful than shrooms and LSD.

[–]mynameistrollirl 0 points1 point ago

DMT is more powerful, in terms of what it is capable of. but, a dose of DMT is 30 milligrams. 30 milligrams of LSD would be around 150 doses. so LSD is vastly more potent.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Soooo... don't go to the petting zoo today?

[–]SimilarImage 2 points3 points ago

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1 month win-win I work in a very stressful environment. This is what I have on my monitor when I need a break. here 90 1102
1 day cagesandalarms257 Mesmerizing. /r/gifs 33 953
1 week HansBerger party time? yes i think so... /r/cats 31 1123

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[–]MrMoustachio 1 point2 points ago

You are a god send.

[–]tearoutsam 2 points3 points ago

I see you have never taken acid

[–]mynameistrollirl 0 points1 point ago

true that. in fact, i don't think any psychedelic drug actually makes you see anything like this.

[–]melissa0890 0 points1 point ago

I've never heard of Hydrochloric Acid having this affect....Perhaps Hydrofluoric?

[–]eatmymeatdrapes 0 points1 point ago

Op is a fucking faggot and has never done acid.

[–]MrMoustachio -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck you, you reposting piece of shit.

[–]TheSerion[S] -1 points0 points ago

mad?

[–]MrMoustachio -1 points0 points ago

Of course not! I love belittling douchebags.