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AdviceAnimals

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Welcome to r/AdviceAnimals

Sound advice from animals anything!

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  • We're here to have a laugh, don't get too serious.

  • Follow the general Advice Animal format. Two line setup or a pinwheel background

  • No reposts, if you didn't make it, don't post it.

  • No verticals or staredad comics. At all.

  • No posting memes you saw in real life.

  • Don't make memes about your friends in real life. Ever.

  • Shortened links (tinyurl, bit.ly, etc.) are not trusted by the spamfilter and will be automatically removed. Please refrain from using them.

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[–]anarkhist 2 points3 points ago

You're right! No upvotes for you, sir!

[–]mokadude1[S] 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]Vagynamite 1 point2 points ago

This strengthens my belief that socially awkward penguin posts are now just free karma regardless of content.

[–]JoelDaMan 1 point2 points ago

happened to me but whatever

[–]samshine 2 points3 points ago

I missed my cake day :(((

Edit: WAIT! TODAY'S MY CAKEDAY!! We're almost like twins!

[–]Morningxafter 1 point2 points ago

I'll upvote you, I know what it's like to get screwed on your cake day. I was stuck on a ship in the middle of the ocean for both of mine. :/

[–]ErikGD 3 points4 points ago

I feel sad for you, have an upvote!

[–]HugeAxeman 0 points1 point ago

Stop.

[–]mokadude1[S] 0 points1 point ago

you stop

[–]sebashole 0 points1 point ago

This happened to me like 4 days ago. I almost quit the Reddit machine.