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[–]MandatorySuicide 14 points15 points ago

A cock and a fag a day will keep the doctor away.

[–]Takes_Literally 1 point2 points ago

I fail to see how these things help your health in any way.

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna stay straight, thanks.

[–]DoomCancer 7 points8 points ago

Did you just give a fuck?

[–]gif_only_mode 11 points12 points ago

[–]RFswitchBlade 2 points3 points ago

This needs to be an Adult Swim bump.

[–]Drook 2 points3 points ago

With the song Organ Donor by DJ Shadow, matches up perfectly.

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[–]gl77 1 point2 points ago

I believe that's a hen.

[–]Takes_Literally -2 points-1 points ago

Actually, that's a hen.

[–]CitizenCrack 2 points3 points ago

I think it's disgusting to see a child in a picture with a cock and a fag.

[–]ArcticBro 2 points3 points ago

[–]mongster2 2 points3 points ago

[–]princessunicorn51 4 points5 points ago

I'm pretty sure that's a little girl. Or a boy in Mary Janes.

[–]nekosaurous 0 points1 point ago

Definitely a girl.

[–]adayinthelife11 1 point2 points ago

Little timmy has a massive cock.

[–]Iamsqueegee 1 point2 points ago

You think my rooster's big, you should see my cock.

[–]IMMADD2 1 point2 points ago

Wheres that kids mon

[–]fwaht 0 points1 point ago

Kids used to smoke cornsilk 'emen days.

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

"Listen, tights are in. So are these curls. Make another cock joke and I'll fuckin break your kneecaps"

[–]LeMe86 0 points1 point ago

just chillin smoking a cig with his cock out

[–]CaptainMogran 0 points1 point ago

Poultry and Tobacco. You don't get more southern dandy heir.

[–]RyFro 0 points1 point ago

what's up with that kid's hand?

[–]DeepRoot 1 point2 points ago

It's partially resting under his opposite elbow giving it a crab-like look.

[–]DeepRoot 0 points1 point ago

He rocks out w/ his...

[–]illlogic 0 points1 point ago

Cock smoker.

[–]sylvos23 0 points1 point ago

Timmy the chicken eats children.

[–]FlippingKids 0 points1 point ago

all i see is a little kid smoking a cigarette with his cock?

[–]Apie 0 points1 point ago

Cocky little fella.

[–]chrishendrix 0 points1 point ago

I need about about tree fiddy.

[–]Lt_Shniz 0 points1 point ago

[–]commandakeen -1 points0 points ago

good old days, when tabaco industry could advertise that smoking is good for kids...

[–]Andrew_mueller1019 -2 points-1 points ago

I have seen this posted about 5 times this year