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[–]HasaBelt 73 points74 points ago

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In the book "American shaolin", a forefinger & middle finger handstand was described as only being possibly during a window of time before the body achieved full growth. Something about muscle & ligament strength vs. body mass. Poor paraphrasing, sry. Author was Matthew Polly

[–]Atmozfears 22 points23 points ago

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You are like the only person who has made a serious comment in this post. Thank you.

[–]HasaBelt 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you! It stuck in my mind because there was an older guy who wanted to learn to do it, but was told it'd be physically impossible for him.

[–]Pemby 0 points1 point ago

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That was a good book.

[–]Drunken_Economist 538 points539 points ago

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This gif is being played bakwards

[–]patriotaxe 111 points112 points ago

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Here's the link. He starts at about [0:12].

[–]DraperyFalls 127 points128 points ago

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The main risk of this stunt is breaking the index fingers.

Correct.

[–]thisindianguy 18 points19 points ago

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Is shitting oneself not a concern anymore?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Eh, still worth a try

[–]Phoebus7 6 points7 points ago

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I like The Terminator music lol

[–]Roaning 114 points115 points ago

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You tell me that now. ಠ_ಠ

-Typed with my elbows.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 49 points50 points ago

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D\amn, yiu havde ;prexcise eslbvows.

-- Likewise.

[–]Champitoba 8 points9 points ago

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Or a large keyboard.

[–]timewarp 7 points8 points ago

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Or pointy elbows.

[–]epicGOPfail 9 points10 points ago

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man, you're all thumbs with this thing...

[–]BrainSlurper 1 point2 points ago

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come at me bro

I just did that with my elbow. MECHANICAL KEYBOARD BITCH!

[–]Uberhatkat 13 points14 points ago*

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sklakjls;salkkxddddkjlsdlk;ssssslkz

*actually typed with my elbows

[–]Hatglicer 11 points12 points ago

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--Typed with face.

[–]jtrot91 41 points42 points ago

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About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

-Typed with my face

[–]MeridianPrime 19 points20 points ago

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God damn it I hate that I recognize this

[–]RagnarIV 15 points16 points ago

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Strange, I got the same result when I put my keyboard on the floor and shat on it.

[–]macromolecule 3 points4 points ago

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I appreciate your existence.

[–]Mgrigsby95 1 point2 points ago

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You spelled that wrong. I may be wrong, but I believe you meant, "-Typed with my ass"

[–]Roaning 1 point2 points ago

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Ha!

[–]fucksmith 4 points5 points ago

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What's the deal with airline food?

*Typed as Jerry Seinfeld

[–]felt_like_trolling 1 point2 points ago

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In west Philadelphia...

*typed as Will Smith

[–]Supernyan 135 points136 points ago

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He would destroy his fingers if he jumped onto them like that.

[–][deleted] 119 points120 points ago

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Ya I do it the other direction all the time. I retract my previous amazement.

[–]wayndom 6 points7 points ago

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qbert! LOVE IT!!!

[–]Shruglife 3 points4 points ago

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[–]mackattack805 2 points3 points ago

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That was amazing, thanks for sharing

[–]adrianmonk 1 point2 points ago

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Could be this QBert...

[–]VFB1210 1 point2 points ago

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I read this as "I retract my penis in amazement." ಠ_ಠ

I need to go to bed.

[–]goeraz 19 points20 points ago

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People only disgrace the Martial Artist by Karma Whoring, even the normal one is impressive, why go out of there ways to make it fake, it's already awesome.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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He probably just found it on 4chan and didn't know any better.

[–]procrastinating_atm 9 points10 points ago

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It even says reverse in the filename...

[–]wayndom 4 points5 points ago

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Is there some way you can reverse it, so we can see it forwards?

[–]rexxfiend 38 points39 points ago

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Just remove the "reverse-" part from the url in this case. Like so: http://gifs.gifbin.com/122009/1260528582_shaolin_monk_balances_on_2_fingers.gif

Still pretty impressive tho.

[–]wayndom 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks!

[–]OverAllGENIUS 1 point2 points ago

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Have Chrome? Use GIF Scrubber.

[–]naich 0 points1 point ago

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I like this for examining gifs - http://slbkbs.org/jsgif/

[–]bkay17 20 points21 points ago

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Yeah, it's incredibly easy to do the other way.

[–]jooes 6 points7 points ago

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Even backwards, that would still be pretty damn impressive.

[–]Dilly88 1 point2 points ago

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I see you in many posts all over reddit. You give great advice, and know many things. You shall henceforth be tagged in my RES as "King of the Internets"

[–]meddlingbarista 0 points1 point ago

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Is... is the typo because of your username? I must know.

[–]Sven2774 0 points1 point ago

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Still pretty amazing.

[–]spongypants3 0 points1 point ago

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if this was played backwards, it would probably be just as impressive

[–]sirq 36 points37 points ago

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[–]warnerrr 11 points12 points ago

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I love how epicwin obviously stripped out the original watermark, and in doing so, also cut out the bottom of the captions.

[–]sas4740 9 points10 points ago

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The main risk of this stunt is-

Great, now I'm going to hurt myself when I try this.

[–]noumuon 1 point2 points ago

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here's a hint: it's spraining your ankle.

[–]NOACeulemans 2 points3 points ago

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That song... anyone know what it's called and by whom it is?

[–]sirq 1 point2 points ago

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Shazam says "Lucifer (Early Rough Mix)" from The Alan Parson's Project. I'll let you decide:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TfdxhIPfJ4

[–]arghnard 326 points327 points ago

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He once fingered a girl. She died.

[–]FuckYouImFunny 130 points131 points ago

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He once asked someone to pull his finger. They exploded.

[–]OneBigBug 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, it's that YouTube comment that's on every video of anyone doing anything with their fingers. Most usually playing guitar really quickly.

[–]RockFan2012 66 points67 points ago

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I don't think this belongs in r/funny. is there an r/amazing? Because thats where it should go

[–]aspbergerinparadise 22 points23 points ago

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Don't you get it? It's the caption that makes it HILARIOUS. HAHAHA he says "Ain't no thang" like what the guy is doing is easy, but HOLD ON. It's actually super duper HARD. GET IT!?

[–]yangx 1 point2 points ago

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I smell a Explain_Funny novelty account.

[–]tl_muse 1 point2 points ago

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More like Joker_Explains_Jokes. Just imagine after every caps portion he smacks his lips.

[–]darktemplardude 5 points6 points ago

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Exactly what I thought.

What the fuck.

[–]tbh1313 2 points3 points ago

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Perfect place to plug /r/awesome

[–]DoughnutHole 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say that /r/thatsprettycool would be a good place for it.

[–]MrBoomBoxa 5 points6 points ago

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The guy who posted this is karma whore.

[–]Skylighter 28 points29 points ago

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He's obviously an airbender.

[–]jsmith84 10 points11 points ago

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I think he might be the last one, too.

[–]Kamikaze_Leprechaun 7 points8 points ago

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Possibly second to last.

[–]Mindle 12 points13 points ago

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Goku is the other.

[–]TheRiff 1 point2 points ago

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I bet Jackie Chun could do it, but he's been missing since after the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament.

[–]twiggytwig 109 points110 points ago

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A trick is something a whore does for money.

-Gob

[–]denemigen 9 points10 points ago

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...Or cocaine!

[–]Atheist_Simon_Haddad 2 points3 points ago

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I upvoted you and not the other guy.

[–]Lumpy-Space_Princess 4 points5 points ago

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and lumping attention.

[–]jlamamama 1 point2 points ago

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what the lump is up lsp?

[–]lilythemusicnut 14 points15 points ago

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...or candy!

[–]IncarceratedMascot 13 points14 points ago

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I literally just finished watching the first episode of Arrested Development for the first time.

I think Reddit's going to be a different experience from now on..

[–]bvanman 9 points10 points ago

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Oh how I envy you. I'd love to go back and watch AD for the first time.

[–]IncarceratedMascot 5 points6 points ago

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You could always hope for alzheimer's?

[–]darktemplardude 6 points7 points ago

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Always hope for what?

[–]IncarceratedMascot 4 points5 points ago

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I forgot. Something about house prices?

[–]darktemplardude 4 points5 points ago

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Well in this economy...

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

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I have a feeling I'd miss out on the pop culture jokes if that were the case.

[–]kaptainkeel 2 points3 points ago

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I've never seen it. Should I?

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

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Well, it's my absolute favorite show if that says anything, but not everyone has the same tastes. If you think you'd be interested in a well written comedy with an amazing cast, I'd say go for it. Worst case scenario, you say, "Meh". Best case scenario, you love it and rewatch every episode over and over again, like many AD fans.

[–]Solomaxwell6 1 point2 points ago

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you love it and rewatch every episode over and over again

Not just recommended, but necessary if you want the full experience.

[–]darktemplardude 1 point2 points ago

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It's like rewatching The Simpsons after watching The Godfather.

[–]Popular-Pete 1 point2 points ago

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I had to read that several times before I realized it was "Gob" and not "God"...

[–]Jumfish 6 points7 points ago

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This isn't funny at all. It's interesting, but definitely shouldn't be in /r/funny.

[–]GazeboHeartAttack 5 points6 points ago

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It hurts when I picture myself attempting that trick.

[–]confusedfrog 5 points6 points ago

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how did he figure out that he can do that?

[–]Drunken_Economist 74 points75 points ago

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Same way I figured out I couldn't.

[–]South_Dakotan 2 points3 points ago

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I want to try this, but then I would break my fingers.

[–]dingoperson 6 points7 points ago

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[–]ionlysayniggaplease 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Snow_Cub 7 points8 points ago

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Shaolin Monks, how do they work?

[–]brndnyn 4 points5 points ago

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Being asian, all I can say is this.

[–]Ripe-Panda 4 points5 points ago

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When I don't expect it is when it gets me the most.

[–]Delfishie 3 points4 points ago

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That phrase also describes periods and racism.

[–]BuddhistBob 1 point2 points ago

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I cordially invite you to ask /r/buddhism. I don't suggest you include the backwards gif. :)

[–]egomanimac 2 points3 points ago

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1 of 2 you say? Who wants to see these guys fight?

[–]MrZiffix 2 points3 points ago

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I can do that, hold my beer

[–]mamba_79 2 points3 points ago

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Here's the original - the gif has reversed it...no one can do what the gif is showing...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Not a repost at all...

[–]scromer21 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting an Outkast reference

[–]MySixInchTaint 2 points3 points ago

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Ain't no thang but a chicken wang. We's havin' a smoke out in the dungeon with tha mary jane.....

[–]flclreddit 1 point2 points ago

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but a chicken wang.

[–]smestad1 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this, but realized there was no karma in it, so have my upvote!

[–]flclreddit 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you, some thing go unrewarded. Your courtesy will not be, not on my watch.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The only other person who can do this is chuck norris...it would be three but bruce lee has passed ( he could do this trick with fat albert on his shoulders...you know it)

[–]heyfella 1 point2 points ago

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i'd like to see him drive a car.

[–]Cptn_Hook 1 point2 points ago

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Whoever the second person is who learned to do that is an asshole.

[–]Crepebitches 1 point2 points ago

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I would probably kill the other person so I could be the ONLY one in the world who could do this trick _^

[–]Hensah 1 point2 points ago

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The word "funny"

I don't think it means what you think it means

[–]Eldi13 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Norswedish 1 point2 points ago

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Remove the Reverse- from the URL and you get the real thing

Here you go

[–]Iamacutiepie 1 point2 points ago

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He once fingered a girl. She died.

[–]Ceramic_owl 6 points7 points ago

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obviously a classic NES player.

[–]MrBoomBoxa 2 points3 points ago

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It was the index finger not the thumbs.

[–]ab103630 2 points3 points ago

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How is this funny

[–]fwaht 1 point2 points ago

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That guy is going to be a big hit in the porn industry.

[–]Spiderbeard 1 point2 points ago

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power?

[–]ziplokk 14 points15 points ago

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1006. Oh sorry, I had it on upside down.

[–]paysawnpahreruh 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SGXX 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a new monk move that will be in Diablo 3?

[–]tasslehof 0 points1 point ago

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He has wasted his life.. all that training and he could have been browsing Reddit.

[–]jedi-diah 0 points1 point ago

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Who is the other person? What happens if they thumb wrestle?

[–]havi9 0 points1 point ago

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challenge accepted

[–]Lord_Migit 0 points1 point ago

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Its played backwards to make it look more impressive.

[–]Niggabackstabber 0 points1 point ago

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i bet bitches rain over him

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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he killed a girl when they got to third base

[–]NoIdea- 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure he could take his finger and stab it through your entire body...

[–]FiredogNZ 0 points1 point ago

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It's all about finger strength, baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength!

[–]1FLU 0 points1 point ago

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illusion, michael

[–]AcousticWalrus 0 points1 point ago

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Not funny probably belongs in r/veryseverearthritiswhenIgetolder

[–]danc256 0 points1 point ago

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This is the only time when thumbs down gets a thumbs up.

[–]Timisaghost 0 points1 point ago

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Is his last name pronounced singsong? that would be badass.

[–]TheSpie 0 points1 point ago

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"The image can't be displayed for the moment! Please go to www.gifbin.com to see it"

Yep, it sure ain't no thang

[–]MT_Flesch 0 points1 point ago

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Ain't nobody gonna tell him it's not polite to point

[–]ZedForZach 0 points1 point ago

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I guess im not the only one now

[–]Clamburglar 0 points1 point ago

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his abs must have abs.. which have abs of their own

[–]WhiteKnightsAhoy 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who has severely dislocated a thumb in the past, this makes me cringe hard.

[–]marchmello 0 points1 point ago

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I cringed....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Any 19yo can do this trick with enough practice

[–]Killadelphia 0 points1 point ago

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The other person is Kim Jong-Un.

[–]Desolator001 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this in funny?

[–]ChargedCable 0 points1 point ago

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Like a G Thang.

[–]sneakylfc 0 points1 point ago

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why is this funny? It's pretty awesome, but I didn't laugh.

[–]intelligent_american 0 points1 point ago

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but a chicken wing

[–]ObviousAnswerGuy 0 points1 point ago

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is he batman?

[–]DialSquare 0 points1 point ago

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r/funny continues to be a bit of a misnomer. That said, this is damn impressive (even if it is shown backwards).

[–]nicholaaaas 0 points1 point ago

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I'm the other one

[–]TapsMan 0 points1 point ago

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This is such a dirty re-post from about a month back, just saying...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one expecting to see something break? Like a finger snap or something? The internet has ruined me.

[–]lemonpjb 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man! What a funny submission!!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]MiniDonbeE 0 points1 point ago

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The other person is probably an 80 year old monk.

[–]Unfa 0 points1 point ago

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The other one is Liam Nesson.

[–]ChaiSaliva 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but can he SiXing a song and live up to his name?

[–]bjjnord 0 points1 point ago

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And what is this suppose to help you in a fight, or anything?

[–]Captain_d00m 4 points5 points ago

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If I was about to fight a guy, and he did that shit, I'd fuckin' leave the country. Fuck that shit, he'll fuckin' kill you.

[–]macogle 0 points1 point ago

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"And that's how I broke my fingers, doctor."

[–]tassyguy 0 points1 point ago

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Challenge accepted

[–]danpascooch 0 points1 point ago

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Pshh, I can do that!

crack OH FUCK OH MY GOD ALL MY BLOOD!

[–]ashleytheunicornn 0 points1 point ago

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Just watching that broke my fingers.

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

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I just came to say the word Ow.

[–]passthepie123 0 points1 point ago

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His girlfriend is very lucky.

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 0 points1 point ago

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Little did they realize that the other person was a morbidly obese redneck living in West Virginia.

[–]CokeCanNinja 0 points1 point ago

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He must be great at foreplay.

[–]LeShred1211 0 points1 point ago

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OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK that hurts like hell just looking at it.

[–]ToastmahGhost 0 points1 point ago

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But who will teach him firebending?

[–]Wavanova 0 points1 point ago

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Big deal, I can do that too, and there's only one other person who can.

[–]Shoola 0 points1 point ago

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so...much...cringe...

[–]Mrchile007 0 points1 point ago

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...but a chicken wing.

[–]singingbeauty126 0 points1 point ago

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I really wanted the gif to say like a chicken wing

[–]fifty-cal50 0 points1 point ago

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THERES NO WAY

[–]one-up-urs 0 points1 point ago

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Big deal. I can do that with my penis...

[–]hahaLoLguy 1 point2 points ago

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Show me...

[–]eatingismyvirtue 0 points1 point ago

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why aren't his phalanges in pieces?

[–]ghount 0 points1 point ago

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TRICK!?!?!?! RUDE

[–]ivanmarsh 0 points1 point ago

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THAT is not a "trick".

[–]GoldenSpikes 0 points1 point ago

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But a chicken wing, we havin' a smoke out in the dungeon with the mary jane..

[–]T3HR4G3 0 points1 point ago

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My girlfriend has a ridiculous fear of breaking her fingers. I didn't know what this was, and she saw it when I opened it. She screamed, started crying, and yelled "are you fucking kidding me!!?!?!?! I'm gonna fucking puke!" I laughed hysterically. Although I feel bad about her phobia, it's pretty god damn funny. Also, this guy is impressive as shit.

[–]CosmicChrist 0 points1 point ago

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That's ascended master type shit!:jawdrop:

[–]OddBall_ 0 points1 point ago

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I can do that... I just don't wanna.

[–]SamuraiAlba 0 points1 point ago

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Just came to ask...

What wizardric whatthefuckery is this?!

calls his 9th degree black belt friend

[–]Reach0110 0 points1 point ago

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I really wish I was kidnapped at a very young age (maybe 1 year old?) and trained to be a ninja. I would do anything for it.

[–]bestwishlittlefish 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote just for your title.

[–]danguro 0 points1 point ago

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So there's TWO airbenders then?

[–]caracal12 0 points1 point ago

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OW OW OW OW OW

[–]Sanjitsu007 0 points1 point ago

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Impossibru

[–]nicebuffalo 0 points1 point ago

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this is /r/funny

[–]Maurillion 0 points1 point ago

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Well I have the same type of shoes ^

[–]onederful 0 points1 point ago

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GO GO KRILLIN!!!

[–]DareDev 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this on /r/funny

[–]mitchmatch1 0 points1 point ago

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My fingers hurt .

[–]cmilla 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this considered funny?

[–]centopus 0 points1 point ago

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In before of series of finger dislocations.... ;D

[–]briannareneee 0 points1 point ago

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Who is the other person?

[–]iMostLikelyHaveRedit 0 points1 point ago

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I am the other person. AmA

[–]pbuschma 0 points1 point ago

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well at least he is good at something

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

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I can do that, but I don't wanna.