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[–]Bloodfeastisleman 19 points20 points ago

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[–]jolieRules 13 points14 points ago

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I saw one of my co-workers at the premiere and got all excited like "OMG you like HG too??" turns out, she was just escorting her niece and her friends to the midnight showing. Then I died of embarrassment.

[–]Delthram 3 points4 points ago

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Having seen that movie... why would you ever take kids to it? There was a surprising amount of blood, even though they cleaned it up a lot. The book had a lot more when I imagined it in my head though. Buckets of it.

[–]jolieRules 1 point2 points ago

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It got pretty real pretty fast... I probably wouldn't take anyone under 14. By that age, the Internet has probably ruined them already anyway, heh.

[–]Taylantz 16 points17 points ago

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Exactly. Just came back from the cinema. I was sitting between 8x 12-14 year old girls. God, that awkwardness ....

[–]thatsnotpc 5 points6 points ago

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Exactly how Gen X redditors felt at most of the Harry Potter movies.

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

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anyone in generation x would have been at least 15 years old when the first harry potter book came out

[–]thatsnotpc 1 point2 points ago

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First HP novel = Jun 1997 First HP movie = Nov 2001 Gen X Birth Years = 1962-1980*

*depending on who you ask

[–]SirSandGoblin 1 point2 points ago

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Was being nice and going with what Wikipedia said the limit for gen x was

[–]JavaMoose 9 points10 points ago

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[–]wintremute 10 points11 points ago

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15 gets you 20.

[–]tacojohn48 3 points4 points ago

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Weird, that's how I feel most days

[–]I_Am_Aushay 6 points7 points ago

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Every time I see this pic of pedobear, I like to think he was born with a paw deformity and as a result, cannot find a mate his own age and is forced to seek out his pleasures with those of the underage variety.

And yes I am aware that he is mid stride.

[–]saford91 2 points3 points ago

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Haha I feel ya.

[–]Caleo 4 points5 points ago

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Surprisingly, quite a few of the people in line around us were 20+ and older.. granted, we did get there almost an hour early. I think all the younger people were less foresightful and further toward the back of the line.

[–]saford91 0 points1 point ago

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HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!

[–]Blue_Shift[!] 7 points8 points ago

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I found a ticket for it lying on the ground last night.

I used that shit. I used that shit so hard.

[–]damn_u_hipster 6 points7 points ago

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yeah... use it! use it harder!

[–]IMMADD2 1 point2 points ago

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I feel my inner peeto bear

[–]pieceofpi 1 point2 points ago

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The showing I went to was almost exclusively 20 and 30 year olds.

[–]CartmanVT 2 points3 points ago

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How I feel reading all these Hunger Games things: GO FUCKING EAT!

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[–]Living2die 0 points1 point ago

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...

[–]depakchokeya 1 point2 points ago

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Surely you must be choking

[–]c0okieninja 2 points3 points ago

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I am choking. And don't call me Shirley.

[–]depakchokeya 1 point2 points ago

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Yay! Puns!

[–]SnallTrippin 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha, I know what you mean OP - I went by myself too since my friends were all watching the damn basketball (Not a sport I like...at all) - so I'm 6'1, ginger haired, weirdo surrounded by little girls and their parents...still not a bad movie though! ...I did not cry...

[–]PersonX2 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't plan on seeing this one, I think I'll reconsider.

[–]StanleyMk2 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I would recommend it. Probably one of the most well-made movies I've seen in a long time.

[–]Ilovemammograms 0 points1 point ago

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Try going alone, dressed up in a big beanie and a winter jacket. It was a cold day.

[–]moose75 0 points1 point ago

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Whats awkward was me, a 28 yo man, going to see it with his best friend and best friends fiance with the best friends fiances 10 years old little girl cousin as my date? I was handing out free candy all night.

[–]DevoALMIGHTY -3 points-2 points ago

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Am I the only one kind of disturbed that this guy is admitting to feeling like a pedophile?

[–]conluceo 0 points1 point ago

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Disturbing yes. But for the reasons you probably mean? No.

The problem is a society that are so hysterical about the very slight threat of child molesters that people with no sexual feelings for prepubescent whatsoever feels like a molester or a deviant just by going to a movie with at lot of teenagers.

[–]DevoALMIGHTY -1 points0 points ago

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No... he posted a fucking picture of PEDOBEAR - the CP mascot, and says that's how he felt waiting for tickets. If he truly felt LIKE PEDOBEAR, than he is a pedophile.

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[–]BurlyGoys 4 points5 points ago

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How original of you to say that.

But no really it's so much better than the summery implies at least the book was. The movie wasn't so great especially if you haven't read the book.

Battle Royal seemed really lame from the summery. But everyone says it's really great. I'll have to see it eventually.

[–]silvercrystal 0 points1 point ago

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Read the book, don't watch the movie.

[–]BurlyGoys 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I made a point to read the book first, I kinda liked the movie, for what it was anyway.

[–]sp00nix -5 points-4 points ago

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I still don't know what hunger games are O_o. TLTG (too lazy to google)

[–]BurlyGoys -1 points0 points ago

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They're really good not too worth all the hype but still great. In my opinion anyway

[–]Jojopolo 0 points1 point ago

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I actually hate them. And right now I feel like the most alone person in the world.

[–]BurlyGoys 0 points1 point ago

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Ehh to each is own. I can understand why people might not like them. Yeah you probably are. I know the feel though.