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[–]hawkens85 306 points307 points ago

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You know, these kinds of things keep popping up, and I was thinking about it the other day. As an electrician, I know how to hook these things up. Depending on the type of ballast, you need to hook up a certain number of letters to each ballast. Deciding WHICH letters get hooked up to which ballast is usually a call made by the electrician in the field. And, honestly, if I was that guy, I would totally hook it up so that (inevitably) when a ballast went bad, a word would show up. For instance, this guy obviously wired "AMU" and "TS" to a different ballast than "SEMEN." What we have here, folks, is not a bunch of random occurances...we have a bunch of pervy electricians (or electrical engineers) hooking up the wiring just right...then they just sit back and wait.

TL;DR - electricians get off on wiring lights to display dirty messages

[–]ADM_Nelson 78 points79 points ago

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Well TIL.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 59 points60 points ago

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My friends always ask me "How do you know these things!?" and I tell them "I read stuff on the internet." And once in a while a weird topic like "duck rape" comes up and I would know all about it because of reddit. And my friends would be "Wtf do you read on the internet!?"

It's surprising how much random shit you learn from reddit.

[–]Mmm_Creepers 18 points19 points ago

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I can't be the only one interested in where you read about duck rape.

I must have been sick that day.

[–]ADM_Nelson 35 points36 points ago

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Corkscrew. Penis. That's as far as you need to know.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 6 points7 points ago

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Haha I just know other redditors know what I am talking about.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Fusioncept 2 points3 points ago

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I read that before and forgot about it. Thank you for that. I'm now re-certified to teach duck rape.

[–]stilettopanda 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. I must have missed that one.

[–]RaymondAblack[!] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Oxxide 5 points6 points ago

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I'm torn between slightly wishing this was a subreddit, and being kinda glad that it isn't.

[–]Mmm_Creepers 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Also, the fact that it's forbidden means it was, at some point, a subreddit that got forcibly removed.

Source: /r/fornicatingrape isn't a subreddit and it takes you to the subreddit search, therefore it isn't forbidding subreddits by the word "rape". Though, I didn't try "duck"*

[–]Netstorm19 2 points3 points ago

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Nah man you got it wrong, that subreddit would be Fornicatin' Grape. The search doesn't forbid it because fornicating grapes is just a part of nature, man.

[–]wascurious 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks to reddit I also know alot about duckrape and suck cock

[–]tazcel 2 points3 points ago

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  • frenetically searching reddit for "duck rape"

[–]hardcrocodile 2 points3 points ago

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Also, homosexual necropheliac duck rape.

[–]BertrandLoganberry 1 point2 points ago

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If only I could learn about university level physics and how to apply it to a job in particle research, instead of how to balance a hammer on the edge of a table with a ruler and a rubber band.

[–]glorifiedfactchecker 1 point2 points ago

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Once when I was at Disneyland years ago with a couple of buddies we witnessed a duck rape. We had just been waiting in line for those canoe things cause canoes are pretty fucking awesome. And there was this one duck fighting off these 5 ducks. It took us about 10 minutes to realize what was going on, i can't talk about Disneyland without thinking of that image anymore. Oh and I remember the canoe guy started shooing them away with a paddle and they scattered but came back together to attack the lonesome duck. Also these kids had been watching, and we're rooting on the ducks, while their parents were telling them to be quiet.

TLDR: duck gang rape involving paddles at Disneyland

[–]freireib 0 points1 point ago

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These two ducks used to team up and rape the same female duck in my yards all the time. I used to hose them down because fuck rapist ducks.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you should fuck rapist ducks, that's what they want.

[–]jonathanrdt 0 points1 point ago

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I thought you said duct tape and was about to go on about the awesomeness of gaffers tape, but that's not relevant at all.

[–]Philboyd_Studge 14 points15 points ago

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this explains why the "g" always goes out in the Stewart Anderson's Black Angus restaurant sign.

[–]BordomBeThyName 4 points5 points ago

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My town's Party City usually has a sign that says:

Party City

The Discount Party Superstore!

A couple years back though, it burnt out to:

Party City

     c unt Party           !

[–]Cassious 5 points6 points ago

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I like to imagine there's an international brotherhood of electricians that make this their only goal. Then, when they run into each other, they trade stories on the biggest sign they've wired.

[–]willymo 2 points3 points ago

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That makes it even better.

[–]CookieMonsterGrr 2 points3 points ago

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Lol I never knew that! And I've seen a lot of funny signs like this

[–]silentbobsc 2 points3 points ago

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...or it's a great way to encourage them to hurry up and call out for a repair? I'd imagine people are less inclined when it doesn't create any sinister/pervy message, but when your 'family-friendly' circus/fair sign spells out "SEMEN", I'm thinking someone gets on top of getting that fixed and maybe will pay a little extra for a quick turn around.

[–]swaggletooth 0 points1 point ago

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well at least they still have air conditioning

[–]reeseknows 5 points6 points ago

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A+ would read again

[–]gijane480 1 point2 points ago

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plus as an electrician you probably hope they will call you to fix it when something goes... bet that call comes faster is the sign reads SEMEN as opposed to "AMUSEM"

[–]CylonbabyLiam 1 point2 points ago

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Aaaah- the long-con pun.

[–]fosterwallacejr 1 point2 points ago

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I have a friend whose father owns a neon sign shop that he also works in. I can confirm that the sign business wires signs to fuck up in case certain transistors short out. It's awesome.

[–]sweetgreggo 1 point2 points ago

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Neon signs are powered by high voltage transformers, not ballasts. They are wired up at the shop. An on site electrician doesn't touch them when they are installed. They install a j-box and leave 6 feet of wire in a conduit for the sign electrician to hook up the sign.

The number of letters a transformer powers is based on how powerful the transformer is, how big the letters are and what color the neon is. Sign companies margins are horribly small so I guarantee no one makes funny signs on purpose.

Plus this is probably shopped.

[–]hawkens85 0 points1 point ago

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Good point! That's probably the case if it's a smaller neon sign, but not if it's a cold cathode system, or if it's a plastic casing with fluorescent lighting backlighting behind it, like this. I think those have the biggest possibility for pranking. ;)

[–]Mr_HerpDerp 1 point2 points ago

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damn straight we do!

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 1 point2 points ago

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That...or Photoshop.

[–]suspiciouscat 0 points1 point ago

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I always thought this would be trivial to do in Photoshop.

[–]r2002 0 points1 point ago

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we have a bunch of pervy electricians

God damn karma heroes is the term you're looking for.

[–]HereComesAMako 0 points1 point ago

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You sir, are an inspiration.

[–]parrotsnest 0 points1 point ago

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..but isn't there also the same chance that we'd just get the word AMUTS out of doing this?

[–]alive41stime 0 points1 point ago

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OP re-wired the ballast in Photoshop.

[–]laxmikhail 60 points61 points ago

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Semen. Fully Air-Conditioned

[–]jwperri 15 points16 points ago

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Well nothing is worse than warm semen...

[–]merwaan123 13 points14 points ago

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Ice cold semen

[–]ilikecommunitylots 5 points6 points ago

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like an aardvark

[–]Sloppy1sts 2 points3 points ago*

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I'm going to need you to explain this comment for me.

[–]ilikecommunitylots 8 points9 points ago

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aardvarks have ice cold jizz

i heard it in a rap song

[–]Spooooooooooooon 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, you mean the lyric:

aardvarks be big pimpin'

runnin' round dem hoes

booty pop the skeet

flowin' ice cold

I fucking LOVE that song... Name escapes me.

[–]ilikecommunitylots 6 points7 points ago

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I'm an aardvark too bitch, eating lots of ants!
with my aardvark shirt atop my aardvark pants!
Skeeting on your face, make your nose all numb!
cause there aint nothing colder than aardvark cum!

[–]somesortaorangefruit 3 points4 points ago

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[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

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It can be very refreshing.

[–]seashanty 0 points1 point ago

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Semen Popsicle.

[–]I_am_salad 3 points4 points ago

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Trust me, you don't want that shit going cold on you. on you.

[–]stilettopanda 0 points1 point ago

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I'd have to say nothing is worse than cold semen. That shit clots up!

[–]crysta1tips 75 points76 points ago

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YEA Aberystwyth!! Got to love pier :)

[–]Marowak 38 points39 points ago

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I never thought I'd see Aberystwyth in a non-Wales-based post. I'm all giddy.

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 9 points10 points ago

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The last time I saw this was when reddit wanted your college reddit to be promoted. They wrote about Aberystwyth in the post.

I picture the lot of you to be an awesome bunch waiting around for someone to notice how awesome you are. Then you just shout out YEA ABERYSTWYTH!

[–]benbrooks 2 points3 points ago

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FUCK YEAH ABERYSTWYTH

[–]Marowak 0 points1 point ago

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Serious question, what do Americans mean when they say 'college'? Here, college and university are very different things.

[–]myfi 12 points13 points ago

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This'll defiantly be in the Cambrian News this week;

"Aberystwyth gets some upvotes!"

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Certainly beats "Man steals can of coke from 24 hour Spar" or the page which is just pictures of people handing over cheques to organisations.

[–]AHoddy 2 points3 points ago

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Read whilst drinking a Death Star cocktail

"fuck yeah"

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[–]pyxelfish 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw this post I went, "! That looks suspiciously like the Aber pier!" did a quick Google and out came this: http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0808/the-pier-aberystwyth-pier-aberystwyth-demotivational-poster-1219779381.jpg

[–]AHoddy 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds about right to be fair

[–]just3words 0 points1 point ago

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this is accurate.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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My hometown on the front page of Reddit. *Wipes away tear.

[–]MattHardwick 2 points3 points ago

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yay! I was thinking the same thing.

[–]401vs401 13 points14 points ago

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Wow, nice name. I loved the part without vowels.

[–]Marowak 11 points12 points ago

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In Welsh, W and Y are vowels.

[–]401vs401 7 points8 points ago

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Well, that's convenient, isn't it?

[–]KingToasty 5 points6 points ago

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Suspiciously convenient. Sounds like a loophole to me.

[–]malenkylizards 6 points7 points ago

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Swspwcywyslo cynvwnwynt. Sywnds lwke a lywphyle tw mw.

FTFW

[–]DangerAndy 3 points4 points ago

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Awesome i guessed right! i had lunch in that pier once!

[–]Deadra7 3 points4 points ago

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We must all converge at the Aber pier and admire the great 'semen'.

[–]GingerChips 1 point2 points ago

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You're a proper rat. To think we were there only 48 hours ago!

[–]Derpchard 2 points3 points ago

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Either your username is a huge coincidence or you're George.

[–]GingerChips 1 point2 points ago

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I know where you live, Bailey.

[–]Deadra7 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't even write this reply, it was Derpchard! ...But true, we were where Reddit now sees!

[–]ltoverkill 10 points11 points ago

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LOL. I remember the day that happened. Fuck yeah Aberystwyth

[–]WrethZ 3 points4 points ago

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When I saw the pic, I was thinking. ''Wait a minute, it can't be, can it?''

[–]AHoddy 2 points3 points ago

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The bay was better. But it's long closed down now :(

[–]just3words 1 point2 points ago

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Miss that place :(

[–]hhmmmm 0 points1 point ago

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RIP Y Bae

The current students really dont know what they are missing. Although Yoko's is now the place to be and is actually decent it still doesnt compare to the Bay which with it's sectioned off dancefloor and bar was quite possibly the most perfect venue for late night debauchery.

[–]AHoddy 0 points1 point ago

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That, and the bay's very own "bear vodka" :)

[–]MetalMrHat 1 point2 points ago

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I had to check here to be sure, but I'm glad I recognised it given I was last there 10+ years ago!

[–]tiger_mouse 1 point2 points ago

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I only checked the comments to see if it was Aber or not! Haha.

[–]jbird123 0 points1 point ago

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Had no idea but hooray for Wales! Cardiff boy here!

[–]found_you 25 points26 points ago

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[–]Stampsr 6 points7 points ago

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This is the point when the Internet's power starts scaring me.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 1 point2 points ago

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Come on. This one is not that difficult.

[–]RedditNoveltySquad 2 points3 points ago

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You've been charged with 37 counts of stalking. How do you plead?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's been changed from "SEMEN" to "A MEME TS." That is, "A MEME - T.S." Our mysterious electrician realizes he has created a meme, and his name is T.S.

[–]Marowak 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen your work before. Do you take clues from the comment section, or do you scour through tineye?

[–]Chaytup 5 points6 points ago

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This one's easy because it clearly says "Royal Pier Amusement"

[–]meatspun 1 point2 points ago

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I googled it because I was afraid this was taken at the Jersey Shore. I was happy to discover it was in England.

[–]Marowak 2 points3 points ago

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Awwww hell no! It's Wales, not England.

[–]meatspun 1 point2 points ago

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Ah shit, my bad.

[–]Marowak 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, bad. Very very bad.

[–]meatspun 1 point2 points ago

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It could be worse.

[–]crysta1tips 2 points3 points ago

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Not bad! I live in Aber, Wales and I'm English and get fed up with England having such bad rep! What's up with that? The Welsh seem to have become racist and big-headed...and the English have stayed the same. I'm proud to be English and proud to live in Aberystywth! We live in BRITAIN. THE SAME COUNTRY. We're meant to be a UNITED Kingdom.

[–]Lt_Shniz 20 points21 points ago

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why is it so slippery in front of the store ಠ_ಠ

[–]Shorthoplaser 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Marowak 4 points5 points ago

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It's not a store, it's a seaside arcade with a snooker/pool hall at the back.

On the left there's a night club and quite a nice restaurant.

On the right there's a pub with a pizza place at the back.

It's in Aberystwyth and it's cool. http://www.royalpier.co.uk/

[–]Lt_Shniz 0 points1 point ago

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So it is. I have a habit off calling businesses stores

[–]AHoddy 0 points1 point ago

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Aber rocks!!!!

[–]fisneb2 1 point2 points ago

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I was really starting to think a joke like this hadn't been dished out yet... I figured it was too good to be true. Well done sir.

[–]WrethZ 9 points10 points ago

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I have yet to meet any other Aberystwyth redditors. Considering the percentage of the population that are students, i'm actually quite suprised.

[–]AHoddy 3 points4 points ago

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Aber 2001-2004 ex law student here :)

[–]Aberystwyth_redditor 2 points3 points ago

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I am THE Aberystwyth redditor!

[–]benbrooks 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Benemon 1 point2 points ago

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2001-2004 CompSci!

[–]afycn 4 points5 points ago

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"Fully Air Conditioned"

...No thanks, I like my semen warm and sticky.

[–]rickysauce36 3 points4 points ago

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I did not see that cumming.

[–]fap_to_all_the_pics 9 points10 points ago

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This pic is the result of me viewing this pic

[–]Fyreswing 2 points3 points ago

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Fapception.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I have a theory here...

The sign manufacturers put the awkward subset of letters all on the same circuit on purpose so that the building owners will call them up immediately if the sign develops a fault, rather than just leaving it until they get around to dealing with it.

Fuck it, I'd do it just for teh lulz.

[–]jam_spoons 2 points3 points ago

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You've spoilt my amusement forever. Damn you, you sinner!

[–]_rusty_ 3 points4 points ago

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Yay Aber! Feeling all proud to see it here :3

[–]AHoddy 0 points1 point ago

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Ditto! 2001-2004 ex law student here!

[–]barrythepirate 2 points3 points ago

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I know the man who took this picture. His name is Keith Morris the picture was taken in Aberystwyth, Wales. And yes, it's photoshoped. OP is lucky to find this gem because he water marks all his pictures now

[–]just3words 0 points1 point ago

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repost from Facebook...

[–]turkeyfish 3 points4 points ago

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OMG i never expected to see Aberystwyth on here, i was just there lol

[–]Chweeeet 1 point2 points ago

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The best way to get amusement.

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 1 point2 points ago

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I will never unsee that.

[–]depotman 1 point2 points ago

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well. cant unsee that.

[–]luckytiki8 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DENelson83 1 point2 points ago

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Nor can you spell "basement", "defensemen", "endorsement" or "reimbursement".

[–]zerocaloriecola 1 point2 points ago

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The Pier in Aberystwyth :)

[–]butt2face 3 points4 points ago

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You can't spell psychotherapist without psycho the rapist.

[–]daoddfahda 2 points3 points ago

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Tobias Fünke M.D. Analrapist

[–]DuckDragon 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know how I feel about the air-conditioning. Might cause some issues.

[–]Philipp 0 points1 point ago

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Once made this to create your own neon sign... just pick Neon Sign from the menu!

[–]MotharChoddar 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Pembury 0 points1 point ago

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I will never look at that work the same...

[–]blackgrrl23 0 points1 point ago

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The AC wasn't working when I got it- it was 98.6 degrees!

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

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*Amusements.

[–]Meshu 0 points1 point ago

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FULLY AIR CONDITIONED.

[–]Wohleralex 0 points1 point ago

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"Get your air conditioned semen here!"

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Looneyhorizon 0 points1 point ago

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Oh sweet! It's fully air-conditioned too! Gross...

[–]celluj34 0 points1 point ago

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TIL

[–]playlikechampions 0 points1 point ago

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TIL.

[–]Im_high 0 points1 point ago

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Dont worry guys, the semen is completely air conditioned

[–]framila 0 points1 point ago

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cannot... unsee...

[–]arnizach 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. Now I will see this every. single. time.

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

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Someone tell accidental microscope guy to "research" this place!

[–]Always_Amused 0 points1 point ago

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This amuses me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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TIL a new chat-up line.

[–]slappy_nutsack 0 points1 point ago

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At least it's air conditioned.

[–]partyxday 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ADP101 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot Unsee

[–]GymLeaderMisty 0 points1 point ago

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cannot unsee

[–]RaymondAblack[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Better be fully air conditioned or they'll die.

[–]PineappleBot 0 points1 point ago

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So when did Semen become fully aircondition???

[–]relativityboy 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly someone doesn't know how to spell (s)cement.

[–]xDynaBlade 0 points1 point ago

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Fully air conditioned? Fuck yeah, I'm in!

[–]vodkacokebloke 0 points1 point ago

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it even has a warning sign - 'caution, wet floor'

[–]Aspel 0 points1 point ago

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That's my kind of amusement.

[–]forgotmyothernames 0 points1 point ago

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i thought i was going to see a moose ent.

[–]ImaNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

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I RES Tagged you as "He's Everywhere" and good god you are everywhere.

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

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I RES Tagged you as "
He's Everywhere" and good god 
you are everywhere.

[–]Gavalar 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the free Facebook status!

[–]Nummy_Naan 0 points1 point ago

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Can't unsee!

[–]stalkinghorse 0 points1 point ago

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Why is air conditioned in association with semen the thing that excites so many people?

WTF?

[–]LeonProfessional 0 points1 point ago

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You can't spell MANSLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER.

[–]deafblindmute 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, my brain really wanted to read "sements," so for a couple seconds I was like, "what the fuck are sements, what are you talking about?" I <3 you, brain.

[–]raintothebird 0 points1 point ago

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will never unsee...

[–]herroazn 0 points1 point ago

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i wish i had air conditioned semen

[–]dag673 0 points1 point ago

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Holy Shit. I've been here. It's in Aberyswyth in Wales, In fact, I'm visiting next week :) Sorry, I got too excited.

[–]skytro 0 points1 point ago

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I can see clearly now...

[–]likeapear 0 points1 point ago

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Aber Aber!!!

[–]DRTYRYDR686 0 points1 point ago

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fully airconditioned! count me in!

[–]loyalone 0 points1 point ago

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Or without "ents".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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damn it didn't see u got there first.

[–]loyalone 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, sometimes, Smoke Gets In Your Eyes. And I missed my 420 today.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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feels bad man, feels bad

[–]loyalone 1 point2 points ago

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But today's another day, and I set my alarm this time!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"ent"

[–]Bioe 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TedFromTheFuture 0 points1 point ago

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If you like amuSEMENts, check out /r/themepark!

[–]Thingtwos 0 points1 point ago

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TIL the word "semen" resides in the word "amusement".

[–]MrBakinslato 0 points1 point ago

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You already have plenty, I know, but I'm upvoting you for your username. Anyone who likes Se7en is a friend-o-mine.

[–]plastic-superhero 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, that'll be why the carpets in Pier Pressure are so sticky.

[–]enizzle3030 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! Fully air conditioned... that's a nice touch.

[–]Gentoo101 0 points1 point ago

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I think I just found a new punch line ;)

[–]IPlayDaPianoz 0 points1 point ago

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Oh boy! It's AIR CONDITIONED semen!

[–]parrotsnest 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I sort of got scammed, my semen isn't fully air-conditioned. It's pretty warm actually.

[–]silvercyanide 0 points1 point ago

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Well, to muse means "to think". A added would be to "not". Amusement would be "to not think." Hormones tend to make logical thought go out the window. So yes, that sounds about right.

[–]roddomusprime 0 points1 point ago

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well I know what I'm teaching my second graders on Monday...

[–]ExtraBread 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot unsee

[–]zepsuta[!] 0 points1 point ago

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You can't spell Saturday without TURD ;)

[–]x4qb8 0 points1 point ago

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At least it's fully air-conditioned I guess.

[–]killahoe 0 points1 point ago

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Top shelf air conditioned semen

[–]emisratgirl 0 points1 point ago

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cannot unsee....

[–]ChaplinStrait 0 points1 point ago

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Never again....

[–]OccupySofa 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot Unseen

[–]killerwizz1 0 points1 point ago

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That where I am :D Aberystwyth not SEMEN :P

[–]mahinorama 0 points1 point ago

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OMG MIND=BLOWN

[–]conspiracy_thug -1 points0 points ago

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well at least its fully air conditioned.

[–]MrMachiavelli -1 points0 points ago

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Fully air conditioned...LOLZ