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Home Depot bathroom sign...uh no thanks, I'm a big boy (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Jugg3rn4ugh7 68 points69 points ago

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http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/410445/mind-if-i-touch-your-balls-sir#searchterm=tsa

[–]Spotpuff 1 point2 points ago

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Took a big boy poop.

[–]Jestified 10 points11 points ago

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came here to post this

[–]DiddyDD 14 points15 points ago

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post a Canadian friendly version!

[–]nwestnine 40 points41 points ago

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Sure http://imgur.com/SO9bg

[–]neverinvalid 13 points14 points ago

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Also.

[–]EpicSchwinn 2 points3 points ago

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What about friendly Canadians?

[–]RonWisely 4 points5 points ago

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I took a big boy poop.

[–]Nateh8sYou 0 points1 point ago

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Came to say this, saw you already did. Upvote.

[–]gigashadowwolf 0 points1 point ago

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Here you go youtubed so it should be available in canada.

[–]clickitie_click -1 points0 points ago

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Just use anonymouse. Then you can use the original links.

[–]mattmcinnis 0 points1 point ago

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weird. sound worked but not the video?

[–]hatdude 1 point2 points ago

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I just need to check your asshole.

[–]Gothbot6k 1 point2 points ago

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Just need to check inside cha assho sir.

[–]Jalfredprufrockshire 0 points1 point ago

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Assho' clear.

[–]_tikka 0 points1 point ago

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not available in canada ): What did we ever do to deserve this?

[–]Blizik 2 points3 points ago

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What ever it is, we're sorry.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Try a proxy.

[–]smpx -1 points0 points ago

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You guys don't have TSA.

[–]x-atm092 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, 11 hours late. Good show.

[–]qwertykyle -2 points-1 points ago

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came here to post this too

[–]Jestified -1 points0 points ago

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upboat to even out the tides!

[–]qwertykyle 1 point2 points ago

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what you did there...i see it.

[–]hatdude 0 points1 point ago

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Clever girl...

[–]chemicalcoulson 20 points21 points ago

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Alright sir I just need to check ya asshole

[–]RonWisely 1 point2 points ago

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We weren't finger popping each other's assholes.

[–]chemicalcoulson 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think you get the reference

[–]RonWisely 1 point2 points ago

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No I get it. But I saw 21 Jump Street last night and this line was in it. Jonah Hill was repeating an accusation by a black woman and said it in the exact same way as the woman on the South Park episode. Just thought it was funny. I don't guess anyone else has seen the movie yet.

[–]chemicalcoulson 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah I did see that movie, sorry I was just really high so I didn't remember

[–]Game25900 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a big boy!

[–]chemicalcoulson 0 points1 point ago

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Yeess you're a big boy, aren't you sir?

[–]mgignac 16 points17 points ago

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Need a good screw? Home Depot: You can do it, we can help.

[–]grafguitarist08 11 points12 points ago

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Want some huge wood? Home Depot: You can do it, we can help.

[–]pxsalmers 0 points1 point ago

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Need to confuse the shit out of your wife/SO? Home Depot: You can do it, we can help.

[–]grafguitarist08 3 points4 points ago

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Tired of taking shit from you wife/SO? Home Depot: You can do it, we can help.

[–]Zombie_Lover 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, More Saving, More Doing doesn't fit with ANY of these...

[–]marsneedstowels 0 points1 point ago

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Can we interest you in our fine caulk?

[–]Zombie_Lover 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing worse than walking through the store and you see your neighbor walking around with Henry's Caulk in his hand. Your neighbors name is Larry... ಠ_ಠ

[–]D0DW377 13 points14 points ago

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How does every Home Depot employee have the same handwriting?

[–]doc_egg 7 points8 points ago

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I was just wondering the same thing. I feel like they have a handwriting class they send all their employees to.

[–]BONUSBOX 2 points3 points ago

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respectable attention to type. any former employees wanna clarify on this? i've been to a home depot in canada and i'm pretty sure the writing style is the same.

[–]Ares__ 4 points5 points ago

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No handwriting class they just have a poster the shows you how to make those letters hanging above where you make the signs

[–]md3 1 point2 points ago

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True, we now have the "How to poster," but about 15 years ago, I actually had to go to a class on proper lettering.

[–]asuka42227 1 point2 points ago

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We once had a class on it, but now just the big poster at the sign table. We usually just find one or two people that can really nail the look and have them make all the signs. Newest directive from corporate is having us reduce the handmade signs and use ready made ones.

[–]stanfan114 1 point2 points ago

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Same experience here. The penis inspection from my manager after the class was a little odd, but I went with it. Really needed the job.

[–]raunchytacos 4 points5 points ago

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They don't. I have two sign makers in my store and they both pretty distinct styles. Wait, I'm not technically allowed to have sign makers. They are...cashiers! Yeah, that's it!

[–]haiku_robot -1 points0 points ago

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How does every 
Home Depot employee have 
the same handwriting?

[–]83kk4h 27 points28 points ago

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lol, that is an old sign i'm sure they were just using them up without thinking. the new slogan is " more saving more doing, that's the power of Home Depot". my Apron used to say you can do it we can help and i got a lot of comments from dirty customers.

[–]grafguitarist08 15 points16 points ago

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....you just HAD to ruin our fun, didn't you...

[–]83kk4h 3 points4 points ago

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sorry just pretend i didn't type anything

[–]83kk4h 4 points5 points ago

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or you could imagine all the dirty things said to a pretty girl, with " you can do it we can help" writing on her apron

[–]sydbarrett473 10 points11 points ago

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A+ for customer service!

[–]montreux 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, you're a big boy.

[–]Mailvorez 12 points13 points ago

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Yup, I took a big boy poop.

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

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Me too!

[–]cannotlogon 8 points9 points ago

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I worked as a butt-wiper at Home Depot one summer. Worst job ever.

[–]JudgeMarilynMilian 5 points6 points ago

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Remember me? I put a whole entire dollar in your tip jar that day I went to the Home Depot right after hitting up Taco Bell's $.89 cheesy double beef burrito promotion

[–]cannotlogon 4 points5 points ago

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Remember?!?! How could I forget?!?!?

Bless you!

[–]justifications 15 points16 points ago

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As an ex home depot employee... the men's bathroom is about as popular as I'd imagine the women's bathroom to be at sporting events during intermissions. I would have the most fun during breaks going in there with my walkie-talkie, making sure the volume is at the loudest setting, sitting in the only unoccupied stall. Good thing to note is that normally, its dead silent in the men's bathroom.... something about men being too scared to make a fart sound around anonymous patrons. Then, my walkie would go off usually with someone yelling on the other end. LITERALLY scared the shit out of everyone.

TL;DR: I really want a chipotle burrito, in and around my mouth.

[–]md3 0 points1 point ago

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The funny thing now is with new call boxes. When someone hits the help button by the commode aisle and you're in a stall with your radio you hear "Toilets! Customer needs assistant with toilets!" AWKWARD!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The tldr is the best part.

[–]justifications 0 points1 point ago

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You want irony? I actually went to chipotle and got a burrito in my mouth AND home depot today. Its been ~4 months since I've been to home depot.... but I had to buy stuff for my orchid.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What? I wasn't doubting you. I just thought it was funny

[–]justifications 0 points1 point ago

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Not that you doubted me, I just happened to go there by chance and figured you're the only one that could appreciate this.

[–]fightlikehell 2 points3 points ago

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would you like one square or two, sir?

[–]PksRevenge 1 point2 points ago

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"Just need to check inside your ass hole sir"

[–]l3v10 1 point2 points ago

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Sue them for sexual harassment

[–]ThaddyG 1 point2 points ago

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Damn Se7en, you're on a roll today.

http://i.imgur.com/M5oqw.png

[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

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9 months jinrohz No thanks... /r/pics 9 105
9 months whereismycubicle This is why I love Home Depot. /r/reddit.com 2 15

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[–]hero0fwar 0 points1 point ago

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yes please

[–]katarn22 0 points1 point ago

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The S looks like a 5.

[–]bansheeman 0 points1 point ago

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that S is abrasive to read

[–]anisenayati 0 points1 point ago

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I PUT MY BIG BOY PANTS ON

[–]dlogan3344 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda interested if they offered :P

[–]Chawlee 0 points1 point ago

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I mean, shaking off those last few drops IS quite the pain in the ass.

[–]JaymeiDian 0 points1 point ago

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I was drinking tea when I saw this.. This made me snarf.

[–]danopia 0 points1 point ago

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The one that I frequent has one person that writes every sign. We'll be checking out with her and someone runs up with a blank sign asking her to fill it out. I guess she has quite a bit of job security.

[–]StarTrekMike 0 points1 point ago

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They put up those signs because people can't seem to read the normal overhead signs that tell them where the bathroom is.

You can only tell someone where it is so many times before you try to give them the tools to help themselves.

[–]Palamede 0 points1 point ago

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Well ok nice waitress, wipe my ass.

[–]Mudface68 0 points1 point ago

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I'm surprised that's not a chick filet sign

[–]Serge3444 0 points1 point ago

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Ima jus need to see insides ya asshole!

[–]Slowhoe 0 points1 point ago

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There are no fewer than 4 posts on the frontpage from this redditor currently.

[–]KangGuruAus 0 points1 point ago

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I knew they were just a bunch of pervs over there. That's why I go to Lowes.

[–]slowshot 0 points1 point ago

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Home Depot?

[–]electrilizer 0 points1 point ago

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But they're just trying to help!

[–]tk421dr 0 points1 point ago

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the joke was when i worked at home depot was "you can do it, its not my department"

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

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I was in a OfficeMax one time and about the restroom door was a sign that read "Take your business to the Max". I really felt that put undue pressure on me to preform.

[–]juliand89 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Fear and Loathing "Clean your shorts damnit! Like a big boy!"

[–]AlmightyTurtleman 0 points1 point ago

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Protip: If you say big boy, you are not an adult.

[–]SeveredBanana 0 points1 point ago

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FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:FW

[–]Pravusmentis -1 points0 points ago

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kind of belongs in /r/hailcorporate

[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj -2 points-1 points ago

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You spam your subreddits more than anyone I've ever seen.

[–]Pravusmentis -1 points0 points ago

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man I remember you, you're a complainer, or at least you were, has that changed at all?

[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj 0 points1 point ago

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You're a spammer who posts nothing of value, has that changed at all?

[–]Pravusmentis -1 points0 points ago

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As that was never true is can't change. But you are clearly still a complainer.

[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj 0 points1 point ago*

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The majority of your comments are links to your subreddits. That's what a spammer is.

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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the majority of my comments are not in fact links to my subreddits (which I could in no way profit form anyways) and I do post educational and well researched posts and comments, you only complain. Complain comaplin cplain.

[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj 0 points1 point ago

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If you look at your post history, you'll see that the majority are, in fact, spam links to your subreddits, with the occasional AskScience reply that's horribly-sourced (if sourced at all). If you look at mine, you'll see that my only complaints are when I see you spamming your subreddits, which is far from the majority of my posts. You contribute very little of value to this website and do more harm than good. You rarely even proof-read your posts, which is why there's so much faulty logic and grammatical errors.

[–]webby_mc_webberson -3 points-2 points ago

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still a better love story than twilight

[–]Shmittyyy -1 points0 points ago

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Does every Home Depot in 'merica have someone with the exact same hand writing?

[–]rothni -1 points0 points ago

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Sir, I just needs to check yo asshole

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