Nature's Toothbrush

robustpratice · 6 months

"ribbed for extra pleasure"....hold on...

axilious · 6 months

I stick celery in my asshole, so what?

bastocrat · 6 months

Eww. I'm never using celery to brush my teeth again.

Colorfag · 6 months

That guys asshole is really wide. Like, way wide. He should be worried.

GoGoGadge7 · 6 months

It was a simpler time...

bozzwtf · 6 months

"ooh la la" says the french demon celery stick.

It's like Dante wrote this ad.

Chester_Copperpot_ · 6 months

Ooh LaLa

fvfvfvfvfv · 6 months

Is it just me or does his ass look like a smiling dinosaur?

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phantomerrbrush · 6 months

That guy's face...

Stockton_to_Malone · 6 months

I'll just leave this here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-td6WNsBNg

CainInACan · 6 months

'Ooh La La!' ಠ_ಠ

eloquencial · 6 months

But why is the celery French?!

oh_em_gee · 6 months

Ribbed for extra pleasure... ಠ_ಠ

hannahtheewok · 6 months

What the shit is with all of these colon posts?

tacojohn48 · 6 months

All this time I thought you were supposed to eat it.

Trojanwarhero · 6 months

And all this time I thought you were supposed to put celery in your mouth.

Dookiestain_LaFlair · 6 months

Damn it! This whole time I have been eating celery! I had no idea I was supposed to stick it up my ass!

northbayray · 6 months

Psyllium husk, dude. Psyllium husk.

GelatinGhost · 6 months

If it's for your colon, wouldn't it cease to be a toothbrush? Colonbrush would probably be more apt...

McCrackenYouUp · 6 months

The celery stock character's moving quotation truly completes this masterpiece, " Ooh la-la!"

fugmunky · 6 months

Is no one else worried that the guy's butt crack apparently runs horizontally instead of vertically?

itsjustmaddy · 6 months

What is this, national colon contemplation week?

Kombat_Wombat · 6 months

Oh, it's a body part. Let's all be ashamed and act weird.

MustBeNice · 6 months

These comments suck

drakesdrum · 6 months

Those damn Chelsea fans

trampus1 · 6 months

It ain't so funny when you realize that celery is just using that toothbrush to rough his anus up and make it easier to transfer HIV to him. Damned poz veggies.

LoriStrode · 6 months

hahaha I've seen this before. Crazy.

Tastingo · 6 months

Lots of colons today.

comox · 6 months

Yeeeaouch! Here, I'm done with it. Would you like it for your Bloody Mary?

soal1 · 6 months

never trust the devil chef.

eggni · 6 months

Reminds me of Ren and Stimpy

zedgrrrl · 6 months

So that's where they got the idea for the Human Centipede diagram.

ಠ_ಠ

ThatGodlessDude · 6 months

Celery, for when you want to be sodomized by a vegetable with facial hair.

Gamer_152 · 6 months

Because "nature's assbrush" probably didn't have the same ring to it.

fistsofcurry · 6 months

I actually have that "Devil Chef" comic with that ad somewhere.

Grammar_Nigger · 6 months

Even more reason to hate celery.

TheRustyVenture · 6 months

Is no one concerned about the way he's spreading his ass? No? Nothin'? Okay.

Veetz256 · 6 months

this made me have the most painful fart ever.

S3iizure · 6 months

Horizontal ass crack? Seems legit.

[deleted] · 6 months

Anyone know where I can get a copy of this?

themoribond · 6 months

Seriously y'all, eat your celery.

[deleted] · 6 months

Somewhere John Kricfalusi just had an orgasm.

ahoose1 · 6 months

Truly makes me say what the fuck.

bacon1989 · 6 months

I never knew my ass was supposed to look like a split open pistachio. I'm such a freak....

MonstrousVoices · 6 months

Ooh lala!

DilddoBaggins · 6 months

MacGruber was right all along. Oh, and where does one put all the 'soiled' celery once you're done with it? Put it in your garbage so the garbage man's day always comes sharply into focus when he sees your can? Or do you dice them up and flush them? What do you say to the plumber once the obvious happens? Especially when you know he knows exactly where you were putting that celery you dirty fuck. And now you're on a list like Angie's list, but instead it's reviews by the servicer about the customer. You now have neither a trash man nor plumber. Whatever you do, do not use the garbage disposal.

themoomoocow · 6 months

Need ta check ya asshole.

Deergoose · 6 months

Some people put peanut butter on celery. I enjoy loading it with metamucil for maximum fiber!

maeelstrom · 6 months

Seems legit.

sasslefrass416 · 6 months

Mother of god....

WTF-or-not · 6 months

I will allow it.

skidrowho · 6 months

His x-rayed but looks like a frog...

_langa_ · 6 months

Even if that's true, that's not the way to sell it.

gorwell · 6 months

that's great, but how do I floss my ass teeth.

MomoTheCow · 6 months

His anus is bigger than his mouth.

LemonZorz · 6 months

now with extra penetration strength!

theonethatfellinlove · 6 months

So if celery is the "natural toothbrush" why isn't a tooth brush holding the celery?

McDownvoteYou · 6 months

Nature's Repost........................................................DOWNVOTE FOR YOU

steve_b · 6 months

Not even accurate. As far as fresh vegetables go, celery has a little less than the average amount of fiber for veggies, and way less than any bran or grain-based food. Even a 1/2 cup of almonds has way more fiber than a 1/2 cup of celery.

Source

ubadeansqueebitch · 6 months

ooh lala indeed.

Boglioni · 6 months

i've seen this picture so many times...

inuyome1008 · 6 months

fap_to_all_the_pics · 6 months

As much as I hate celery I can still call this a success :D

WTF

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