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[–]kukamunga 26 points27 points ago

not sure what my favorite is, but this one's up there.

[–]Ontologian 1 point2 points ago

So great when this pops up.. Every time!

[–]PATtheBurglar 0 points1 point ago

agreed

[–]Thilo-Costanza 8 points9 points ago

This is how i look trying to wink at a girl.

[–]Dapwell 8 points9 points ago

This is how I look when I'm having a stroke.

[–]katuni08 0 points1 point ago

This is how I look while trying to wink while having a stroke.

[–]LeonimuZ 15 points16 points ago

[–]medicrow 2 points3 points ago

My fav is the lollerblading raptor mascot. Ohh how we laughed

[–]Pixshel 8 points9 points ago

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 2 points3 points ago

thank you...SO much.

[–]cahoium 2 points3 points ago

Great job!

[–]Spimyjamz 2 points3 points ago

[–]PurrNugget 2 points3 points ago

Is this a joke? Cause I'm cracking up at the idea of it. I'm wondering, if this is real, would this do any harm? Like wear out the nerves or something?

[–]myinnervoice 1 point2 points ago

That's fucking hilarious!

[–]funroll-loops 0 points1 point ago

This 3D technology is amazing!! It delivers the sharpest and most immersive experience imaginable, but the flicker is kind of annoying.

[–]BaZing3 1 point2 points ago

Also, it drastically increases the odds of getting an eyelash stuck in your eye, I'd imagine.

[–]Absolutedisgrace 0 points1 point ago

Abraham Lincoln wins again!

[–]Toejam-Asshandles 2 points3 points ago

I can do this.

[–]ErezYehuda 2 points3 points ago*

Internet high-five, so can I!

It's great doing this when only one person is looking, then pretending you don't know what they're freaking out about when the other people look.

[–]TheTaoOfBill 1 point2 points ago

OH SHIT! Stanley's having another stroke!

[–]MilkTrain 1 point2 points ago

This makes me wanna blink like crazy.

[–]jet_tripleseven 1 point2 points ago

On the topic of Stanley Hudson...

[–]chausen 1 point2 points ago*

Stanley is hilarious. This is my favorite gif of him.

[–]IMMADD2 1 point2 points ago

Ha

[–]rohwen 1 point2 points ago

is that an rvb quote I see? +1 for the reference

[–]Palamede 0 points1 point ago

Quite disturbing.

[–]TheLoveTin 0 points1 point ago

Mr Sandman from Punch-Out?

[–]TornardoJoi- 0 points1 point ago

He is practicing for the time when he has to face the angels!

[–]brynasaur 0 points1 point ago

This is definitely in time with the song I'm listening to.

[–]ozpunk 0 points1 point ago

Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.

[–]MasterInceptor 0 points1 point ago

This is who I thought this was until someone told me otherwise.

[–]LaziestManAlive 1 point2 points ago

You are missing out on some great television.

[–]MasterInceptor 0 points1 point ago

I can't afford one so I don't watch a whole lot of TV.

[–]LaziestManAlive 1 point2 points ago

With you on that, I watch mostly everything online.

[–]missespotatohead 0 points1 point ago

I bet everyone who watched this joined in.... I know I did

[–]BobTheSCV 0 points1 point ago

That was me after watching a certain episode of Doctor Who.

[–]howescj82 0 points1 point ago

Watch this while listening to Tetris by Electrixx... Hypnotic.

[–]CrazyShooter 0 points1 point ago

I stared at that entirely too long.

[–]storyofhappytimes 0 points1 point ago

Currently, this is me. Yes.

[–]netnai 0 points1 point ago

That morse code seems legit...

[–]SarahBears 0 points1 point ago

All hail the hypno-Stanley?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Why, because it's funny or because it's NDT?

[–]arabjuice -3 points-2 points ago

"My favorite gif" the politically correct way to repost

Bonus points for " still my favorite"