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[–]DecoyNumber7 261 points262 points ago

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this is one of those times you really hope the rug doesn't match the drapes...

[–]futurelibrarian 123 points124 points ago

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Maybe YOU hope for that.

[–]Neafie2 47 points48 points ago

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i mean,

Who doesn't want to be bit by several snakes down there.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

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hentai is so nice!

[–]Atario 14 points15 points ago

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On the other hand, she can masturbate like crazy all the time, hands-free.

[–]DoggleDZ 5 points6 points ago

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Me.

[–]Bogsworth 1 point2 points ago

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Bitten? More like instantaneous switches from assssss-to-mouthsssss. Or a vaginal-blowjob combo at once.

[–]Jaeser 1 point2 points ago

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Well if she knows how to use them they'll be like a hundred little fingers down there. And who doesn't want that?

[–]ghostface134 1 point2 points ago*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh5ykyP08c4#t=26

damn. . i see youtube is limiting access to the "snakes on a plane" crotch scene

also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Aa9_WdnlM&feature=endscreen&NR=1#t=21

[–]Dustin- 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[–]sfsdfd 6 points7 points ago

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Rule 34 lives!

[–]AdmiralSkippy 13 points14 points ago

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You'd get a good deepthroat that's for sure. Unlocked jaw and all.

[–]zgh5002 7 points8 points ago

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Balls and all. The dream.

[–]lolouis 4 points5 points ago

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The deepest throat of all.

[–]haiku_robot 25 points26 points ago

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this is one of those 
times you really hope the rug 
doesn't match the drapes...

[–]Cael87 3 points4 points ago

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I have to say, this is probably my favorite haiku out of you. good robot.

[–]lisabadcat 4 points5 points ago

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Which reminds me, do the Asari hair tentacles move?

[–]I_POST_RETARDED_SHIT 8 points9 points ago

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[–]thedoomsong 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Mabcreg 1 point2 points ago

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Not only is the post a repost, but the top comment is a repost, too. Word for word...

[–]BestUsernameHere 0 points1 point ago

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Gummy snakes!

[–]Ellisman 0 points1 point ago

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But it would be great if the carpet did

[–]TheBuz 103 points104 points ago

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DYNAMITE!

[–]Davey_Jones 39 points40 points ago

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DYNAMITE!

[–]TheBuz 21 points22 points ago

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Sshhh, you'll wake the other bitches.

[–]denfilade 23 points24 points ago

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Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look! I should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch. Would you like that?

[–]HunterTV 1 point2 points ago

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I SELL DRUGS TO THE COMMUNITY!

[–]TheFlipanator 0 points1 point ago

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What Black Dynamite does to drugs in the community.

[–]TallTom92 3 points4 points ago

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I am smiling.

[–]helloo25 0 points1 point ago

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DY-NO-MIIIIIIIIIITEEEE

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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wa

[–]SubtlePineapple 1 point2 points ago

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He's a troll. Nothing to see here.

[–]Boots4 0 points1 point ago

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Hey. Fuck you.

[–]SuperWolf -3 points-2 points ago

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I read this is a Low voice. I know what you were expecting ...

[–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

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Sulfur hexafluoride anyone?

[–]ecmmyers 29 points30 points ago

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Like a diamond in an ice storm.

[–]Realworld 14 points15 points ago

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[–]xebo 1 point2 points ago

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That was great! I'd almost want to cut that comic short after the third panel though.

[–]bigsol81 26 points27 points ago

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Is it weird that now I want to see Medusa porn?

[–]GetStapled 35 points36 points ago

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Odickseus and the Sedusa

[–]zenith2nadir 7 points8 points ago

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I'd watch it

[–]catmare 13 points14 points ago

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Here you go. NSFW obviously.

[–]Catalyst6 6 points7 points ago

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Pardon me, I need to go... do something innocuous.

[–]only_one_name 1 point2 points ago

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relevant_rule_34 must be off his game

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Furry porn mostly

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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ugggghhhhhh

[–]magicfap 24 points25 points ago

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I can dig it.

[–]helloo25 0 points1 point ago

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can you really jive turkey?

[–]sjp245 10 points11 points ago

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Relevant to this is Afrodisiac

[–]Lo_Rez 4 points5 points ago

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Not only is it relevant... It IS

[–]SirAuron 4 points5 points ago

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Perseus was black? I knew it.

[–]stefanocfb 3 points4 points ago

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Stone free

[–]brentd92 -1 points0 points ago

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great hendrix reference, lol

[–]cockpussydickasscum 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Ausp3x 0 points1 point ago

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I should have looked at your name first, NSFW that shit

[–]myonespeed[!] 14 points15 points ago

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I think this was the inspiration for RAMPART.

[–]GetStapled 16 points17 points ago

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Lets all talk about RAMPART!

[–]larkable 2 points3 points ago

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So how did it feel when you got stapled by that teenage girl at the office party?

[–]ThunderGyra 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not answering that question.

[–]Space_Horse 3 points4 points ago

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AFRODISIAC! I JUST GOT THAT IN THE MAIL AND I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM DRUNK BECAUSE I GOT REJECTED BY A BOY I AM CRAZY ABOUT!

[–]satyagrahaha 14 points15 points ago

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[–]dang_Ling_modify_her 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for posting the source. Sounds like a great read.

[–]Lo_Rez 6 points7 points ago

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Don't listen to him! It's from Afrodesiac!

[–]dang_Ling_modify_her 1 point2 points ago

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Well, shit, now I have to read more comics. Both of these look awesome. Thanks for posting the real source.

[–]Lo_Rez 0 points1 point ago

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If you are fond of Vikings - check out Northlanders, authored by Brian Wood. Great series! Canceled after its 4th book unfortunately.

[–]dang_Ling_modify_her 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds cool. I'll check it out. Thanks again. The Wiki article says it's at 48 issues and still going though.

[–]Lo_Rez 0 points1 point ago

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Apologies, that's awesome. Yes, just looked at the article after you said that, looks like they are stopping it this month at issue #50.

[–]Ben_Towle 1 point2 points ago

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Afrodesiac (the character) first appeared in an issue of Street Angel, which was initially published--and later collected in one volume--by SLG Publishing.

After that, Jim Rugg, the artist who drew the series, did a number of short stories featuring the Afrodesiac character that appeared in various places. Adhouse book collected all of these (and probably some new stuff) in the book Afrodesiac that's written about in that article you link to.

[–]Lo_Rez 0 points1 point ago

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Ah I see. Thanks for clearing it up!

[–]ComixBoox 0 points1 point ago

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incorrect.

[–]wangologist 3 points4 points ago

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Jefferson Twilight?

[–]Reisz 2 points3 points ago

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it's the Blackula Hunter for sure.

[–]fricken 7 points8 points ago

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Boner pills, must be. She's a Hard one to get it up for. Med USA. Giddyup! Alabama black snake, only enough to win.

[–]kw4208 14 points15 points ago

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wait... wat?

[–]OBrien 5 points6 points ago

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You kidding me? Your imagination must be poor to not instantly pop one thinking about what those snakes could do.

[–]Not_This_Planet 8 points9 points ago

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Bite my dick off?

[–]Flash_Johnson 5 points6 points ago

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yeah, just like that. gets me rock hard.

[–]starthirteen 0 points1 point ago

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Don't mind if I do...

[–]phoneau 2 points3 points ago

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I would pay extra money for my recently purchased copy of Kid Icarus Uprising to include this dialogue between Pit and Medusa at some point in the game.

[–]WryIchi 2 points3 points ago

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I want a poster of this so badly. I have no idea why.

[–]Ganda1f117 2 points3 points ago

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Samuel Jacksons about to show those snake whose boss

[–]shtoobins 4 points5 points ago

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Black Dynamite?

[–]KillTheStarChild 2 points3 points ago

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And that kids, is how I met your mother.

[–]Ianbuckjames 1 point2 points ago

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Is that shaft?

[–]Lecks 0 points1 point ago

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No, just the tip.

[–]LukaCola 1 point2 points ago

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There is absolutely nothing that could make this better.

[–]Deadpotato 1 point2 points ago

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the look on medusa's face is fucking sexy...

[–]MrGorgatron 1 point2 points ago

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Yay, repost!

[–]BlackZero707 1 point2 points ago

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Giggity!

[–]Seishen 1 point2 points ago

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inb4 Tentacle-snake hentai.

[–]FreeloadingRusty 1 point2 points ago

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Demoman??

[–]Controlled01 1 point2 points ago

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does anyone else think of snakes on a plane when they see this, I read his line in that voice.

[–]jeremythelee 1 point2 points ago

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Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about?

[–]now_in_haiku_form 2 points3 points ago*

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Male with afro Leaves Greek being astonished His penis erect

[–]yobobly 3 points4 points ago

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That's not a Haiku, even if you did put in line breaks.

[–]now_in_haiku_form 2 points3 points ago

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Whoops, sorry bout that mate. Mistake on my part. Fixed.

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[deleted]

[–]yobobly 3 points4 points ago

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Your definition doesn't make any sense. And anyway, yes Haiku's are bound to syllable usage. That's what defines a Haiku. Otherwise it'd be just a regular poem. Unless you're referring to the fact that the syllable was originally applied to Japanese, but since his "Haiku" was in English this doesn't apply.

[–]Rampant_Durandal 1 point2 points ago

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I know I've seen this before, but still amusing.

[–]csdter 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else read the last part in Samuel L Jackson's Voice?

[–]RickRussellTX 0 points1 point ago

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He must be Dolomite Hill!

[–]SpecialSause 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't the title have read "Oh brother..."?

[–]Robo-Erotica 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAACE

[–]MarcusVWario 0 points1 point ago

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I HAVE THAT COMIC (and autographs from all the writers)

[–]octaviuzdecool 0 points1 point ago

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whats the name of the comic???

[–]dem_aqplez 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this 20 times in the last year :/

[–]TechnoEquinox 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly, Medusa always does it for me. I'm so infatuated with her, I've named my hotrod after her, and had a snowboard adorn with custom Medusa airbrushing.

She's motherfucking hot.

[–]MrCrackerJacks 0 points1 point ago

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Mac Afro at work.

[–]monstrous_moose 0 points1 point ago

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This is from a graphic novel called AFROdisiac.

[–]brentd92 0 points1 point ago

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That is by far the funniest thing I have seen all day, the scroll was placed just far enough down to keep me in suspense of what he was going to say, lol. It was perfect.

[–]emceelokey 0 points1 point ago

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Dynamite! Dynamite!

[–]Rflkt 0 points1 point ago

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Someone is about to have sex whether they want to or not.

[–]Empacher 0 points1 point ago

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Medusa was already, according to Ovid, a victim of sexual assault by Poseidon, why can't people leave her alone?

[–]Macgregor97 0 points1 point ago

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REPOSTS GODDAMN YOU !!!!!!

[–]EltaninAntenna 0 points1 point ago

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Wait. Is it her left eyeball that's misplaced, her right, or both of them?

[–]Pitrestop 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me think of Black Dynamite!

[–]2_eyed_cyclops 0 points1 point ago

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Bow chica wow wow

[–]ozpunk 0 points1 point ago

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Bow chicka bow-wow...

[–]Thrasymachus7 0 points1 point ago

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This is the 3rd sexual Medusa comic I've seen on reddit today. IT'S LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

[–]DoctorPimpslap -1 points0 points ago

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For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]13rock0lee -1 points0 points ago

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ROFL LOILOOOLOL THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY WHILE YOU'RE DRUNK LOLOLOL

[–]daftpunkrugger -2 points-1 points ago

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repost

[–]TrollingThunder 1 point2 points ago

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...and?

[–]chingyduster -5 points-4 points ago

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