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[–]jokes_on_you 87 points88 points ago

[–]THammock 79 points80 points ago

Hahaha. I like how after he hits the ground all you hear is "Ohhhhhhhh.... But damn a 720.."

[–]Bixby66 24 points25 points ago

I like that one photographer who was like "SCORE!" and snapped a shot of him falling to his doom.

[–]thaspaam 100 points101 points ago

Best comment on the vid, "Wow, he ate shit worse than in 2 girls 1 cup."

[–]Mech1 14 points15 points ago

I laughed like a fucking mad man, got a weird look from my wife made her watch it, then read that comment. Then she laughed as well, so double fucking win.

[–]thewhits 8 points9 points ago

My wife can't handle watching falls like this...

[–]Mech1 47 points48 points ago

Yea she smacked the shit out of me when I trolled her into watching 2 girls 1 cup. God that was an awesome day, I spent the whole day setting it up. Dropping hints here and their about this awesome video I saw, making random references, she finally got curious and asked what i was talking about. So i fast forwarded the movie to where the good(sp) part starts and had her come look. Oh god the evolution of looks on her face was priceless, from giddy to wtf to disapproval to anger to smacking the back of my head. Best part is I did it on the big screen in our living room. priceless.

[–]this_name_is_generic 13 points14 points ago

I like you.

[–]thewhits 5 points6 points ago

Excellent trolling of the wife, sir.

What's funny is my wife could probably handle THAT better than watching some skater take a massive fall.

[–]EnnuiDeBlase 4 points5 points ago

My girlfriend at the time dry heaved. \o/

[–]ProjectStormy 10 points11 points ago

If she can't handle drops, then thank goodness Skrillex is dying soon.

Small edit: Thank goodness regardless, actually.

[–]whyisthisnamesolong 0 points1 point ago

I made that comment on a Reddit post the other day and it got downvoted to hell :( I thought it was so original...

[–]moveasidered 7 points8 points ago

AKA Jake "fall down" Brown

[–]Tabdelineated 3 points4 points ago

Here's a longer video: Jake Browns Slam and Resurrection

[–]Aihwa 8 points9 points ago

In case anybody else wanted to know, he lived.

[–]Iysif 6 points7 points ago

Not only did he live, he nailed it.

[–]waldo92 134 points135 points ago

I saw the shoes fly off, and I thought OH MY GOD WHAT BODY PART DID HE JUST LOSE?? Had to watch it again to realize it was only his shoes.

[–]TheMobyDick 12 points13 points ago

me too! i thought my night and possibly week or life were ruined, and with a beating heart did I investigate the comments, hoping--nay, praying--to be proven wrong.

[–]Freakin_Yeah 13 points14 points ago

The shoes flew off from the force of the fall. Physics. Crazy.

[–]coleosis1414 21 points22 points ago

I was flabbergasted at how forceful the impact must have been to make the shoes fly off, but then I remembered... Oh, wait... Skater shoes...

[–]Heathenforhire 8 points9 points ago

I'm studying to become a paramedic and one of my lecturers was talking about attending the scenes of accident, in particular motor vehicle accidents. In short, he said that if you get to the scene and the patient isn't wearing their shoes because they're over there somewhere... don't bother. They're not getting up.

Of course, I suspect he was being hyperbolic.

[–]Haasts_Eagle 3 points4 points ago

Ugh, I will never forget the first MVA I ever saw. The driver lost his EYES due to the forces...

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 1 point2 points ago

That must have... blown your mind.

[–]kebukai 1 point2 points ago

how would they get up? floor's cold, without their shoes their toes would freeze! why didn't you fetch the goddamn shoes already?

[–]Freakin_Yeah 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, they don't usually tie them as right as normal shoes. Also, he fell 45 feet. That's a huge impact.

[–]tunnelsnakesrule 1 point2 points ago

Makes you wonder what it takes to literally knock someone's socks off. I mean that was pretty bad and they stayed on.

[–]kinkykusco 0 points1 point ago

[–]InvariantD 0 points1 point ago

Same here! haha

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

Every accident you see ends in the shoes coming off

[–]rabbitlion 1 point2 points ago

Skateboarders really suck at tying their shoes.

[–]NonPermissive 116 points117 points ago

Oh man, that couple of seconds of him just flailing his legs was too much. It's like, "well crap, I know exactly what's going to happen but I have to wait two seconds until it does. What do I do until then?"

[–]CyanideSeashell 64 points65 points ago

Someday, humans will gain the ability to run in mid-air. I'm sure of it.

[–]thaspaam 25 points26 points ago

It'll be like in cartoons. You just keep going until you look down.

[–]02keilj 10 points11 points ago

[–]PurpleSfinx 8 points9 points ago

[–]the_fuzzy_one 7 points8 points ago

Silly ponies...

[–]aimeerolu 9 points10 points ago

I've had this nightmare countless times. I can't even imagine what it's like to actually experience this.

[–]fairebelle 1 point2 points ago

I jumped just like you do when you have a dream about falling. This is one of the few gifs that has ever scared me.

[–]Recall_Coordinator 0 points1 point ago

Oddly, if he didn't airwalk like that he probably would've hit more of the transition and less of the flat. If he just went limp he'd probably not have hit as hard.

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

Well, he walked afterwards, so...

[–]Jungl3 66 points67 points ago

So flubber on the shoes didn't work as anticipated.

[–]ayeroxor 20 points21 points ago

Actually they bounced pretty well. If the laces weren't so loose, he'd've been fine.

[–]string97bean 221 points222 points ago

For me it's more like this

[–]probly2drunk 11 points12 points ago

Thanks for posting a comment and not a [Fixed]

[–]meanwhileincali 38 points39 points ago

Does it make me a bad person that I find that fucking hilarious?

[–]bollockitis 52 points53 points ago

No, it makes you just like the rest of us.

[–]0riginaI 36 points37 points ago

And we are bad people.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 28 points29 points ago

Just the absolute worst.

[–]ssesf 46 points47 points ago

The fuck is that...

[–]0riginaI 26 points27 points ago

The fuck is this?

[–]Shiningtoast 23 points24 points ago

The fuck are you?

[–]marswithrings 16 points17 points ago

the fuck is fuck?

[–]0riginaI 23 points24 points ago

The fuck am I?

[–]theghostofme 9 points10 points ago

Oh what the shit fuck is that?

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 4 points5 points ago

The website says "I regret nothing face".

It's true, I regret nothing.

[–]theghostofme 9 points10 points ago

You know, once I get past the initial horror and shock looking at that picture causes, I have to admit that "I Regret Nothing Face" is fitting.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

That or "You gonna get raped"

[–]chingyduster 1 point2 points ago

One of us... one of us...

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 147 points148 points ago

That's gotta be one of the scariest fucking things ever. Yup, this is gonna hurt.

[–]willman161 21 points22 points ago

I remembered when that happened. If I remember correctly he was totally fine. He probably hurt pretty bad, but nothing major. Anyone want to search this up for me?

[–]CaitDoyleSucks 90 points91 points ago*

that's Jake Brown. He suffered liver and lung contusions, a fractured vertebra, whiplash and a broken wrist.

EDIT: And lost his shoes. I forgot to say he lost his shoes. Yardsale

[–]willman161 21 points22 points ago

I was fooled because he stood up and walked away!

[–]AduroNox 19 points20 points ago

Probably shouldn't've done that.

[–]dkoch0608 13 points14 points ago

shouldn't've :]

[–]GundamWang 2 points3 points ago

:*

[–]WhiteGuyThatCantJump 6 points7 points ago

Watching that scared the living shit out of me. I had no words to speak for awhile after watching that.

[–]TheForceiswithus 4 points5 points ago

Sounds like "totally fine" to me.

[–]aaronrenoawesome 3 points4 points ago

Upvoting for use of "yardsale."

It's been too long since I've heard that one.

[–]CaitDoyleSucks 1 point2 points ago

Thanks :) have an upvote yourself!

[–]MichaelApproved 1 point2 points ago

I remember after this happened he sai that he likes to wear his shoes really loose which probably made it easy for them to fly off. That and the 30 foot drop.

[–]CaitDoyleSucks 2 points3 points ago

I think it was 46 feet. Which is just mental. mega ramp is crazy

[–]resutidder 3 points4 points ago*

For visual comparison, picture yourself trudging up 4 flights of stairs, walking to the roof ledge, climbing over the parapet and diving shoulder first onto street level

[–]MichaelApproved 2 points3 points ago

Agreed. I saw it live at Staples and thought he was dead for sure. Watch the video later, it looked like he caught a bit of the ramp to ease the hard fall. He hit and slid instead of hit and splat.

[–]CaitDoyleSucks 2 points3 points ago

The part when he turns mid air to take the slam on his side/ass is brutal. he saw what was coming and knew that was his only move. AND he made the 720. So devastating

[–]yagmot 1 point2 points ago

so yeah, nothing major.

[–]the_fuzzy_one 2 points3 points ago

I wonder what the damage would've been if there was a perfectly executed parkour roll involved...

[–]Tovora 29 points30 points ago

Broken neck and death.

[–]irapeninjas 0 points1 point ago

Yes!

[–]dmanbiker 4 points5 points ago

I think his trajectory was much to sharp for that to work. I think he would just pancake into the ground and not roll at all. I think the Parkour Roll only works because the runners are moving quite fast , so they can dissipate their downward force in a long roll.

Luckily, when he comes down he catches the bottom of the ramp a bit and gets some slide in, rather than a concrete wall stop.

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 7 points8 points ago

I remember watching that shit live. It was Jake Brown in Skateboard Big Air for the X-Games if I remember correctly, and I'm pretty sure he walked off after a couple of minutes.

Video, if anyone's interested.

[–]thaspaam 35 points36 points ago

You drink period blood and yet THAT's scary?

[–]Fvel 19 points20 points ago

It's just period blood...

[–]jdgrafton 4 points5 points ago

Paging POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS...

[–]venustas 1 point2 points ago

For future reference, if that even happens to you, tuck yourself into the smallest ball you possibly can, covering your face and supporting your neck. We call it "falling small."

[–]balchynz 8 points9 points ago

Also, yell "CANNONBALL!"

[–]Emanresu2009 2 points3 points ago

Ummm I want to believe you but could you provide a little more than "Advice from the internet"

Like how many times have you tried this technique out? :-)

[–]rabbitlion 0 points1 point ago

Rolling into a ball isn't a great idea. You really want to absorb as much shock as possible in your legs. Always land on your feet. You can see that's pretty much what Jake Brown did. If he rolled up into a ball and just hit the ground back first he would have died. Protecting your neck is also important, but it's not the only priority and it's more or less automatic unless you land upside down.

[–]venustas 0 points1 point ago

I should mention that this is a technique from roller derby, rather than skateboarding. I didn't do it once and almost broke my arm and leg.

[–]rabbitlion 0 points1 point ago

I see, well that makes sense. Falling from high heights like in the video isn't the same thing at all.

[–]GrahamDouglas 0 points1 point ago

I rarely watch the X Games, which is why I was amazed when I saw this happen live. He laid there for a few minutes while doctors checked him out. I believe he walked off under his own power, but had some internal injuries.

[–]thesomedude777 41 points42 points ago

the question on everyone's mind: did he die?

[–]Binznicht 33 points34 points ago

nope, he actually walked of the ramp after a few minutes. was checked and got out of hospital 3 days later. scource: german wikipedia, the english version just says that he fell, not what happened afterwards.

[–]illusionoflove 21 points22 points ago

Yea he just got helped off the ramp but ultimately walked away fine. Came back the next year to land the same trick he was trying I believe. Must have been a pretty satisfying comeback.

[–]Devilsdance 10 points11 points ago

Wasn't really the same trick, he tried a 720 into 540 when he fell, landed a 360 into 540 2 years later if I'm not mistaken. Regardless, still a feat to get back up there after a fall like that.

[–]Freakin_Yeah 1 point2 points ago

He came back a few hours later to watch the rest of the day's games. Only had minor injuries. Two years later he won the gold.

[–]Smilge 20 points21 points ago

He ended up with some internal bruising but completely okay, which doesn't make any sense at all watching the video.

[–]ndrew452[!] 13 points14 points ago

I think it is because he landed right. He landed on his butt, which is pretty well padded and was able to spread out the energy (for lack of a better word) of the fall. Since he didn't directly land on an arm or a leg, it makes sense that he didn't break those. Notice he stops flailing around and turns his back to the floor right before he lands.

It is pretty impressive that he didn't break any bones in his hip area. Guy takes a lot of calcium I guess.

[–]ayeroxor 15 points16 points ago

No, he landed on his feet, his legs collapsed and absorbed impact, then landed on his hips/butt. As one who has fallen directly on his butt, your tailbone hurts like a motherfucker when you've sparked its ire. From forty feet, you'd probably do spinal damage under a direct downward force on the tailbone.

[–]delta_epsilon_zeta 6 points7 points ago

He did what looks to me like a sort of five-point landing.

[–]Shinhan 1 point2 points ago

Doing tricks like, I think its very important you learn how to fall without injuring yourself.

[–]Smilge 5 points6 points ago

Take a look at his head and neck when he hits the ground. That man should be dead.

[–]loGii 1 point2 points ago

Wear a helmet, kids.

[–]EnnuiDeBlase 0 points1 point ago

That bit of slide in his fall had to have helped QUITE a lot. A flat stop would not have gone nearly so well I imagine.

[–]circle_ 0 points1 point ago

I got airborne while tobogganing when I was young. Landed on my butt. Fractured vertebrae. I fell from no where near as high as him.

[–]RetardedSquirrel 3 points4 points ago

that's Jake Brown. He suffered liver and lung contusions, a fractured vertebra, whiplash and a broken wrist.

Doesn't sound like completely okay to me. Source

[–]Smilge 0 points1 point ago

You're right, I was going off of memory. By completely okay I meant no long term damage, such as death or paralyzation.

[–]Jumpy89 1 point2 points ago

Jesus, from the looks of it I thought he wouldn't be walking for a very long time.

[–]Kotofosho 29 points30 points ago

I love that he hits the ground so hard that his shoes go flying

[–]lazyduke 97 points98 points ago

It's because those damn kids never tie their shoes, pull up their pants, or get off my lawn.

[–]Prownilo 34 points35 points ago

That's what you get for putting a skate park on your lawn.

[–]MadMageMC 10 points11 points ago

Which, conversely, is what I get for growing up playing Skate or Die.

[–]ion64 1 point2 points ago

Skate.....or.....die, Skate or die, die die die die die

[–]Apocalyptical 1 point2 points ago

Pretty ironic considering the brand he is wearing throughout the video is "LACED"...

[–]rxninja 2 points3 points ago

It reminded me of that Dane Cook skit where he talks about the guy getting hit by a car. Remember? Way back during that brief time when Dane Cook was funny?

[–]cuddlyogre 0 points1 point ago

You know how screwed based on how far their shoes are from the scene of the accident.

[–]Jokerthewolf 6 points7 points ago

not sure thats what they mean by airwalking

[–]Tittybong 6 points7 points ago

Kids, THAT is why you should wear a helmet,

[–]NumbersMakeMeHorny 13 points14 points ago

Fatality!

[–]thaspaam 8 points9 points ago

Man, you must jerk off to numberwang constantly.

[–]avelertimetr 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit, I can't stop laughing!

I love this part: Julie: "Two.....hundred" Simon: "?!!????? .. THREE!"

OMG this is gold

[–]bobdangle 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck did I just watch?

[–]SuperFunTimeMan 3 points4 points ago

That's Numberwang!

[–]cfaries11 0 points1 point ago

Sorry that's not Wangernumb

[–]CokeHeadRob 2 points3 points ago

Let's talk numbers.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

LET'S ROTATE THE BOARD!

[–]Vig6y 7 points8 points ago

Sorry, saw this live and can't say it was funny.

[–]EagleEyeInTheSky 1 point2 points ago

I'm in the same boat here. I can't laugh at this. I remember watching it as it happened and how I felt at the time.

[–]jcondomi 3 points4 points ago

saw this live. thought i saw the first person to die at the X Games. it's going to eventually happen.

[–]tynenn 5 points6 points ago

[–]wusnoOk91 11 points12 points ago

the whole time he jumped i thought: "oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck.oh fuck."

[–]keneke 2 points3 points ago

I just cringed so hard.

[–]MrHudson 3 points4 points ago

a drop even skrillex would have been proud of

[–]GwsGeorge 5 points6 points ago

[–]Kennyboay 2 points3 points ago

Just seeing this made my balls hurt

[–]ayeroxor -4 points-3 points ago

[–]CobaltSmith 1 point2 points ago

HE KICKED HIS FUCKING SHOES OFF!!!! IN A FIT OF JOY!!!! .... can't breath

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That was horrible!

[–]croberts425 1 point2 points ago

Hey kid! You lost your shoes!

[–]DrDWayneLove 1 point2 points ago

For just a second at the end there I thought "maybe he'll land on the skateboard and it'll be an absolute boss move!"

But no.

[–]MisterTaters 1 point2 points ago

this is so painful to watch... ouch.

[–]Constam 1 point2 points ago

Lots of time to regret that decision on the way down.

[–]Johnny_sniper 1 point2 points ago

I remember being at outback steak house with my family and seeing this happen on TV, we all really liked Dane Cook at that time, so we kept joking how his shoes flew off. Nostalgia upvote.

[–]ugking 1 point2 points ago

I remember watching this one live on TV. Tony Hawk's reaction was great (and slightly evil).

Wow, I can't believe he made a 720...

[–]Shambloroni 1 point2 points ago

It's funny that Skate or Die predicted shoes flying off all those years ago.

[–]Talvanen 1 point2 points ago

I loved that game when I was a kid!

[–]DERPeye 1 point2 points ago

At first i taught his legs fell off

[–]biafra89 1 point2 points ago

"Look ma no shoes!!"

[–]Maniacala 1 point2 points ago

Take your shoes off, relax!

[–]ImProbablyThatGuy 1 point2 points ago

I find Danny Way's slam at X Games 14 worse. Relevant at 0:24

[–]sirlogsalot 0 points1 point ago

I really don't think that is very funny. The dude almost died. Like come on, man.

[–]adrian5b 0 points1 point ago

I think that's what Rodney Mullen should've named as airwalk SOURCE

[–]Vashniir 0 points1 point ago

Man, that was brutal!

[–]mememellie 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know what video this the .gif is from?

[–]Therealsebastiandior 0 points1 point ago

oh GOD the panic....

[–]mkicon 0 points1 point ago

Watching that made the bottoms of my feet tingle.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That lasted waaaay too long and it made me really uncomfortable.

[–]Upinhell2011 0 points1 point ago

you know its bad when shoes come off...

[–]Turtlepuppet 0 points1 point ago

I have experienced this so many times in my dreams except I fucking WAKE UP before I hit the ground.

[–]LadStankfoot 0 points1 point ago

That was possibly one of the most painful looking things I've seen on the Internet lately. Dear god.

[–]tynenn 0 points1 point ago

I think the best part is when he loses his shoes..

[–]Xavion_Zenovka 0 points1 point ago

man that had to hurt as he was landing all i could say was fuck fuck fuck owww

[–]Mech1 0 points1 point ago

Can you just imagine what going through his head? AH fuck yea 720, oh ok here we go lets kill some momentum, Wait a mintue OH FUCK OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKA;SDOLKVN;ALJSDNVKJASDV

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Boooo-urrrnss!

[–]Jmersh 0 points1 point ago

He hit so hard his fucking shoes came off.

[–]ArtaudisWilder 0 points1 point ago

You get up and walk away like a CHAMP?

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

BOTH SHOES!!!

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

ASSUME THE FETAL POSITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]leonprimrose 0 points1 point ago

gave me vertigo just watching

[–]Rawbauer 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you people. He got back up. Jake Brown FTW. Oh... And... ALL HAIL CARDIEL!

[–]jnazty 0 points1 point ago

I watched this happen live. There was nothing funny about it.

[–]koeserm21 0 points1 point ago

I think I watched this live, Did Bob Burnquist win afterwards?

[–]Annobal 0 points1 point ago

Somehow I thought he was going to stick the landing.

[–]CaptainHeff 0 points1 point ago

Maybe if he tied his goddamn shoes properly he'd have been able to have a better sense of the board.

[–]kylewyote13 0 points1 point ago

oh my fucking god, i almost felt that through my screen!....then i laughed

[–]Scouts_Rule_Of_Ds 0 points1 point ago

Shit that would be terrifying. Was landing on your fight like he did the best way to take the fall?

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

Oh my sides hurt from laughing so much at that gif. That was such a horrible thing to happen... I feel like such a heel for laughing, but really it's OPs fault for making this title + gif combination so funny : (

[–]ConicalThunder 0 points1 point ago

could he have even tried to land any more worse?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

this is my favourite gif ever

[–]JakJakAttacks 0 points1 point ago

He should have done a ground pound before he hit the floor. That way you don't take fall damage.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm probably not the only one that was compelled to chant, "shitshitshitshit" when he lost the skateboard! Anyone know how hurt he got?

[–]Dunnes 0 points1 point ago

He was walking with a cane 2 days later.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Never mind, someone posted the wiki page, spoiler alert: he lived!

[–]the_syrup 0 points1 point ago

Holly crap that drop....

[–]EyeParty 0 points1 point ago

RED DRAGONS!

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

I thought his arms flew off...

[–]M1A1_1000mph 0 points1 point ago

Physics just said "fuck you!"

[–]Lupercalia 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, those few seconds you're in the air, and you realize your body is about to slam into something hard at high velocity and there is nothing you can do must be awful.

[–]sprwlf 0 points1 point ago

You know what they say, don't skateboard before you can tie your laces...

[–]AyoTech 0 points1 point ago

His shoes.... How did that happen!?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The worst part about this would be knowing that there's nothing you could do about the situation. You're going to hit the ground...hard...and it will hurt.

[–]BelugaTaquito 0 points1 point ago

I just woke up my roommate by yelling STARE AT THE HORIZON AND GO LIMP, YOU FOOL! at my computer. As if he didn't already think I was a weirdo.

[–]Cry_Havok 0 points1 point ago

lold way too hard when his shoes flew off

[–]Jumping_Candy_Cane 0 points1 point ago

Your shoes fall off?

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

I'll help with a downvote.

[–]ak47blackjack 0 points1 point ago

You break your legs?

[–]rrnate -1 points0 points ago

fail level 1000