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[–]dpiston 119 points120 points ago

uh oh here comes SRS, If you put your ear to the ground you can hear their footsteps, cause they're fat.

[–]UltraMegaMegaMan 9 points10 points ago

If you just inhale lightly you can scent the wafts of butterstench.

[–]Herndadernda/x/ 74 points75 points ago

While I agree that SRS are nothing but fat dykes with smelly pussies, they don't go for "troll" subreddits.

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 42 points43 points ago

How dare they not take us seriously.

[–]Atario 10 points11 points ago

Fat white male dykes.

[–]Typical_Liberal_Dork 14 points15 points ago

PRIVILEGE!!!!

[–]pooptrack 13 points14 points ago

Newfag question, what is SRS?

[–]BeatPhr34k 43 points44 points ago

/r/ShitRedditSays. Basically fat dykes with smelly pussies that like to tell everyone that everything is racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/etc

[–]MustBeNice 6 points7 points ago

80% of them are from Something Awful in an effort to keep Reddit in check. They're weird fucks over there.

[–]1Avion1 4 points5 points ago

Remember when Something Awful was, ya' know, good?

It's getting more and more difficult.

[–]pooptrack 18 points19 points ago

wow It's worse than /r/athiesm

[–]BeatPhr34k 15 points16 points ago

Well put!

[–]RetroPRO 4 points5 points ago

Wait. Aren't they self proclaimed trolls? Why should we give a shit about them?

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 22 points23 points ago

When they started out they weren't trolls. They only say they're trolls so they don't look so fucking stupid when they're wrong.

[–]Captain_LargePoop 0 points1 point ago

Also, they hurt my feelings

[–]Atmozfears 196 points197 points ago*

It's funny because it is true.

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[–]hero2bash 60 points61 points ago

aww..i'm a faggot again.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 45 points46 points ago

Shut up faggot.

[–]biznock 18 points19 points ago

Read this in Louis CK's voice

[–]Bloqhead 15 points16 points ago

FAAGGOOOOOOTTT!

[–]MustStopMasturbating 23 points24 points ago

Stop being a faggot and suck that dick.

[–]theholyllama 13 points14 points ago

people from phoenix are phoenicians

[–]Baege 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YOU.

[–]hinduguru/b/ 0 points1 point ago

I DON WANNA

[–]MrBoomBoxa 0 points1 point ago

Morgan Freeman's voice, also imagine him saying this "life isn't about creampies and sugartits"

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[–]helloo25/gif/ 55 points56 points ago

No,it's probably because your such a faggot.

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[–]Lord_Bumberchute -2 points-1 points ago

My such a faggot is not a phag.

[–]cyberslick188 20 points21 points ago

[–]CobraStallone 8 points9 points ago

Him.

[–]cyberslick188 9 points10 points ago

[–]bluefoot55/b/ 1 point2 points ago

Happy dog is happy.

Hope it just isn't some fucking bitch!

[–]IAMANiggerBiologist 4 points5 points ago

Fuck you faggot. Go kill yourself.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 1 point2 points ago

Fuck off Nigger. Go suck your own dick.

[–]MrBoomBoxa 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you, and you, and you, and you, aaaannnnnd you.

[–]rpm1984 3 points4 points ago

but you're cool

[–]slickback503 53 points54 points ago

[–]TheNessman 34 points35 points ago

How is this not true?

/b/ is just actually spreading cultural awareness. literally.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

literally

ಠ_ಠ

[–]TheNessman 4 points5 points ago

yes literally?

[–]Typical_Liberal_Dork 12 points13 points ago

NO!

There are no African-Americans in prison, that is just an urban legend. They never commit any crime and are well spoken, law abiding citizens like Obama. You are a White supremacist racist nazi bigot full of hate. Learn some tolerance and drop the ignorance. CELEBRATE DIVERSITY!!!!

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 9 points10 points ago

Celebrating diversity is how we at the Lord's club describe getting a few black hookers for a change.

That's how you do that, right?

[–]Typical_Liberal_Dork 4 points5 points ago

PRIVILEGE!!!

[–]Elkram -3 points-2 points ago

Great sarcasm, but when you have a small portion of the society accounting for a large majority of the prison population something is fucked up. The fact that the race you were born with is still a large indicator not just of your success in life, but also determinant of your life expectancy is fucked up. You want to know something? A black teen who shoots somebody and goes to jail has a higher life expectancy than a black teen who doesn't. Blacks on average have a higher unemployment rate than whites, constantly. They experience larger swings in unemployment. The point is, black people in this country are fucked not because of their intelligence, but because of where they were born. They are fucked not because they tried to succeed legally, but because the illegal path is easier and more profitable. They are fucked because nobody pays attention. There is racial inequality, but because we have pricks who say to "celebrate diversity" and "look at obama," people turn a blind eye. The celebrate diversity people just look at a black person and say "you should be proud of where you come from," proud of fucking what? The fact that 200-400 years ago random fucking Europeans decided to Christianize Africans, bring them over to another continent, make them work against their will for no compensation, only to have their creations taken from them whenever they arose and made popular not by a black man, but a white man. That anything positive a black person does is seen as "courageous," but positive things that a white person does is seen as normal. Something is fucked up in America, and it isn't the republican-democrat divide, it is the White-Nonwhite divide. And we are all to blame for acting like it isn't a fucking problem.

[–]InfiniteLiveZ 9 points10 points ago

Educated, thought provoking, well written post.

On r/4chan.

Suck balls niggerfaggot!

[–]Himmelreich 6 points7 points ago

tl:dr

[–]zaferk -3 points-2 points ago

but when you have a small portion of the society accounting for a large majority of the prison population something is fucked up

yeah, its called "that small portion is committing a lot of crimes".

[–]TheNessman 0 points1 point ago

My proposal is that the circumstances (economic and social) That many black people are raised in gives them a different idea of what is right and wrong. Because of this, many crimes that have large prison sentences, (like crack and also marijuana) are frequently targeted towards african americans

[–]DrStevenPoop 25 points26 points ago

[–]Al-Fayyad 11 points12 points ago

[–]putting_it_bluntly 1 point2 points ago

Fuck off.

[–]DeweyFat/b/ 15 points16 points ago

[–]Meeruman 5 points6 points ago

why do i have the weirdest boner right now?

[–]emalik25 23 points24 points ago

Cause you're probably gay.

[–]Deadnettle 7 points8 points ago

probably?

[–]Lord_Bumberchute 2 points3 points ago

It's not weird.

It's science.

[–]r0v3r7 2 points3 points ago

It's only science if its a rogue boner, if it's due to black people in jail that's probably better classified as a psychological disorder. And before you say "that's also science" I was just saying its more of a brain thing than a natural process thing

[–]bluefoot55/b/ 2 points3 points ago

Specifcally, it's biology.

And OP of this subthread is gay.

[–]DiggSuxNow 4 points5 points ago

These comments are fucking terrible, even by our abysmally low standards.

[–]putting_it_bluntly 4 points5 points ago

This isn't /b/, and if I fucking see another post titled "oh /b/", then I will kill a faggot (that means you OP).

[–]CaveWitch 10 points11 points ago

I don't know which is more old and hackneyed. "OP is a faggot" or this template.

[–]dfkvj 19 points20 points ago

definitely "OP is a faggot"

[–]rockne 22 points23 points ago

then maybe op should stop being such a faggot.

[–]DrunkenVillain 1 point2 points ago

Penis

[–]ThaoPham 1 point2 points ago

I dont understand it. Can anyone help me explain it ? Thanks a lot !

[–]Dungareedoo 4 points5 points ago

Oh /b/? When it's C&H? Those guys are awesome....glad you got eh watermark in the pic, put at least give them the credit and not some chan.

[–]squiggothhunter -2 points-1 points ago

C&H actually had a competition forever ago with this blank template. SO it was a 4channer you fucking retard

[–]tonypotenza/b/ 6 points7 points ago

[–]clayvn/v/ 8 points9 points ago

I actually found OP to not be a fag in this case.

[–]Miizen 8 points9 points ago

HURR DURR OP IZ A FAGGOt LiKEZ on 4khan DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU

[–]Manofonemind 2 points3 points ago

so desu ney?

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 0 points1 point ago

Damn right.

[–]Deum 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I get it - 'cause he was hired as the new warden.

[–]pepito420[!] 0 points1 point ago

it amuses me how reddit circlejerks against 4chan yet this is top 5 in /r/all

[–]kantorekB14 0 points1 point ago

Christ, this is worse than Circlejerk, full of faggots.

[–]redrage56 0 points1 point ago

faggots

[–]redrage56 0 points1 point ago

suck my dick

[–]El_Dicko -5 points-4 points ago

Why is this credited to /b/ and not Cyanide and Happiness? You know, it's not like they took the time to edit the comic signature and website OUT of the picture.

[–]Paralda 13 points14 points ago

Because they changed the person/text?

[–]alwaysf0rgetpassw0rd -3 points-2 points ago

HEY LOOK EVERYONE! 4chan is taking credit for something they didn't do! WHAT THE WHAT!?

[–]PolarTX -2 points-1 points ago

I'm banning all of you faggots

[–]Megalisk -1 points0 points ago

Was expecting a joke about affirmative action lulz.

[–]anonymousHacker -3 points-2 points ago

Oh reddit. Why not just got on 4chan

[–]WanderingStoner/b/ 1 point2 points ago

have you been on that website? its full of faggots!

[–]gseals17 -1 points0 points ago

Haha it's funny because he's black!

[–]The_Chalk-Knob 0 points1 point ago

Actually this comic is not from /b/, but comes from a very entertaining website called http://www.explosm.net/ ! Check it out!

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[–]Danielfair/mu/ -3 points-2 points ago

hurr durr

[–]UltraMegaMegaMan -1 points0 points ago

I... I don't... there's probably nothing I can say here that doesn't make me look racist, because deep down I probably am since I was raised that way, even though I try really hard not to be.

[–]TrollTitty -1 points0 points ago

Hah

[–]HaveSexWithMe -1 points0 points ago

se a nigger pull the trigger

[–]tehlogan -2 points-1 points ago

Can someone get me a huge collection of these kind of comics? I fucking need them

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[–]CornyCotton 11 points12 points ago

Make it yourself you candy-ass

[–]frodevil -2 points-1 points ago

I think you mean, "oh c&h", you wet fart

[–]ozzymustaine/b/[S] 0 points1 point ago*

For fucks sake. This is an edited version by /b/. This is the original. Get your shit together you newfags.

[–]frodevil -3 points-2 points ago

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THE TWENTY BILLION IMAGES POSTED ON 4CHAN EACH DAY, THEREFORE U IS NEWFAG

DING DONG

[–]ozzymustaine/b/[S] 0 points1 point ago

This comic is being edited all over /b/ since 2009 so yeah, you're a pretty big newfag. Just accept it and lurk more.