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[–]cooter__1 64 points65 points ago

Not impressive if you think about it...

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 50 points51 points ago

Doesn't matter. Played Jenga.

[–]Anadyne 1 point2 points ago

Still counts.

[–]MG92Silverado 16 points17 points ago

Poor guy, no wonder she had that blank stare.

[–]Spr09 7 points8 points ago

she was staring because she had trouble finding it

[–]deathbytray 6 points7 points ago

It is, if he precisely aimed his ejaculation to push out one block.

[–]MagnusTheGreat -1 points0 points ago

Mmhm

[–]aurahematoma 10 points11 points ago

What's this from?

[–]YourCrazyExGF 16 points17 points ago

Guys that thin feel all stabby.

[–]bigsol81 17 points18 points ago

An average man would have knocked the tower over.

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[–]almosteeen58 3 points4 points ago

So you're saying the average African man is lower than the average white man?

[–]iLovenakedLadies 4 points5 points ago

Who said the average man was white?

[–]CakeCatSheriff 6 points7 points ago

Given the numbers average man is actually asian.

[–]almosteeen58 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes I forget what the original comment said.

[–]Makuta 6 points7 points ago

The only way to play Jenga as far as I'm concerned.

[–]KultStatus 4 points5 points ago

Cock block

[–]2_Be_Continuum 8 points9 points ago

SKINNY DICK!!

[–]Gravity_Cube 3 points4 points ago

DAMN! he must be REALLY small! I feel sorry for him.

[–]syds 1 point2 points ago

Duck dick??

[–]dvanha 1 point2 points ago

You should post to /r/lindsayames!

[–]skepticaljesus 0 points1 point ago

who is she?

[–]Monstergummibear 0 points1 point ago

this never fails to make me smile like an idiot.

[–]kingdogfish[!] 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it's being pulled by a string. I was half hoping to imagine some guy awkwardly placed under the table pushing it through

[–]ShadowAssassin 0 points1 point ago

Everyones username just co-relates with the post.

[–]phouck 0 points1 point ago

You sunk my Battleship

[–]icanhasfluttershy 0 points1 point ago

What if he dosen't have that tiny of a dick and he just has a needle dick?

[–]ear10 0 points1 point ago

Rule 34.

[–]sizzlekid 0 points1 point ago

is that Brett Gelman?

[–]Qukz 0 points1 point ago

What's this from?

[–]digiit 0 points1 point ago

He looks just like an acquaintance of mine... Weird

[–]KingPillow -2 points-1 points ago

Why am I laughing?

[–]Nicknam4 4 points5 points ago

Maybe because it's funny as fuck?