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all 112 comments

[–]madlordofestnoth 102 points103 points ago

Well done, Shir! Well done...

[–]agentmuu 39 points40 points ago

The clashicksh never die

[–]TheOrangeIguana 15 points16 points ago

I'll take famoush tittiesh for four hundred.

[–]UnitedStatesGov 6 points7 points ago

Thatsh naughty.

[–]RasputinPlaysTheTuba 3 points4 points ago

Dolly Parton!

[–]zoso33 0 points1 point ago

Titles! Famous 'Titles'!

[–]AerialAmphibian 4 points5 points ago

The company that designed that sign probably used one of these.

[–]jaegerbombed 2 points3 points ago

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DAWG!

[–]SrsSteel 2 points3 points ago

shoon means dog in Armenian

[–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 0 points1 point ago

Sounds painful.

[–]linearcore 27 points28 points ago

"Shircle gets the shquare!"

[–]ozpunk 25 points26 points ago

It's where I take your mother to buy shoes, Trebek!

[–]seattleque 5 points6 points ago

OK, funnier than the OP, I think.

[–]RasputinPlaysTheTuba 1 point2 points ago

Suck it, Trebek!

[–]-SeanConnery- 16 points17 points ago

Shtop mocking me you fuckersh!! ಠ_ಠ

[–]Nineteen-hundred 9 points10 points ago

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

[–]xhupsahoy 0 points1 point ago

Did you hear that joke on the Adam and Joe show?

[–]drokert 26 points27 points ago

try and read it with out using his voice

[–]smred 18 points19 points ago

I did it once. It was before I noticed who was in the bottom corner. I could not repeat the original effect.

"Penis mightier!"

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Shwaards

[–]nigel45 2 points3 points ago

Buckfutter!

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 4 points5 points ago

That's a feat that can't be accomplished.

[–]TheRealRufus 12 points13 points ago

That's not what your mother said last night Trebek.

[–]xSorcha 0 points1 point ago

rolling forever

[–]money_buys_a_jetski 2 points3 points ago

In fact, I just read the previous comment in his voice, and I narrated my own comment in it as well.

[–]TheLoveKraken 1 point2 points ago

I'm Scottish so it's hard not to.

[–]dettolprotects 13 points14 points ago

Is that Royal Leamington Spa in the UK?

[–]imsittingdown 11 points12 points ago

I thought that! I live just around the corner.

[–]dettolprotects 3 points4 points ago

I used to work at Jones Bootmaker just up the road! Crazy world.

[–]unconventionalspork 3 points4 points ago

Greetings, fellow midlandiers!

[–]dettolprotects 5 points6 points ago

Have to admit, I'm a little surprised that there are enough of us on Reddit to get three of us together in twenty minutes.

[–]unconventionalspork 1 point2 points ago

Upvotes all round!

[–]DoctorCroctopus 1 point2 points ago

Make that four.

[–]Shackyosaurus 2 points3 points ago

I recognised that instantly. Not sure if that's a good thing...

[–]Chazzey_dude 1 point2 points ago

So happy. Anyone been to Birmingham recently? NOT ONE OF THE AMERICAN ONES.

[–]dettolprotects 0 points1 point ago

Rugby balls, Shakespeare and castles all round, then.

[–]johnpokey -1 points0 points ago

I do too!!

[–]Dyltreeno -1 points0 points ago

Leamington here! I can confirm. And I am amazed.

[–]FCBSERIS 9 points10 points ago

Follow your "sh" with an "h".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB7f_kZQ9hY

[–]pjquinn76 4 points5 points ago

I laughed way way more than I should have at this. You sir, have earned some upvotes.

[–]INCORRECT_TRIVIA_MAN 13 points14 points ago

Sean Connery, although best known for his acting, is credited with inventing cheese whiz.

[–]mssativadiva 3 points4 points ago

Let my armiesh be the rocksh and the treesh and the birdsh in the sky.

Also, this made me tear up a little I was loling so hard.

[–]Moses2112 2 points3 points ago*

I shuddenly remembered my Charlemagne!

[–]nickateen 9 points10 points ago

Wasn't funny. The I said it out loud, damn near pissed myself.

[–]amalaky 2 points3 points ago

Means "dog" in Armenian

[–]dolphinhj -1 points0 points ago

ayo.

[–]althius1 1 point2 points ago

I usually try not to comment unless I have something valuable to add to the discussion, but damn that was clever and funny.

Damn clever and funny, I tell you!

[–]werdnaman1993 1 point2 points ago

Quite so!

[–]CraineTwo 0 points1 point ago

Quite sho!

FTFY

[–]gneral 1 point2 points ago

Jusht you remember Trebek, shuck it long and shuck it hard.

[–]Godtiermasturbator 1 point2 points ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore

[–]C_Horse 1 point2 points ago

I don't know... I just go in a coffee can out back

[–]Plasmaman 1 point2 points ago

At what time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Ten-ish!

I'll get my coat...

[–]Crossthebreeze 1 point2 points ago

I shee what you did there.

[–]livinitup 1 point2 points ago

Brilliant. Just Brilliant.

God shave the Queen.

[–]burningsok 0 points1 point ago

ahhh I got it >:)

[–]Ethnic1 1 point2 points ago

You sir, are a genius...

[–]burningsok 1 point2 points ago

shuperb

[–]Purple_Haze 2 points3 points ago

"Shoon" is a correct English plural for the word "shoe", seems like a good name for a shoe store.

[–]CraineTwo 3 points4 points ago

Well , TI fucking L!

[–]chadridesabike 0 points1 point ago

got a link for that?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Purple_Haze 4 points5 points ago

Hence a correct plural not the correct...

[–]Spazum 0 points1 point ago

I snickered... up-vote.

[–]dlw421 0 points1 point ago

The title made me picture a Woll Smoth-ized Charlie Sheen. Everything went better than expected.

[–]banderwocky 0 points1 point ago

God dammit! It was even in his voice!

[–]veilside000 0 points1 point ago

Shoon, Moneypenny, Shoon.

[–]tc8z 0 points1 point ago

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. Have an upvote.

[–]unconventionalspork 0 points1 point ago

[–]Toast_n_Gravy 0 points1 point ago

this word needs to come back into use, like scurryfunge and scrapegut, why must old English be so much cooler?!

[–]INEEDMILK 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant

[–]chadridesabike 0 points1 point ago

I shee what you did there...

[–]Hesalite 0 points1 point ago

You win

[–]flattop100 0 points1 point ago

This was everything I hoped it would be.

[–]Thaschmann 0 points1 point ago

The man who cannot say his own name correctly.

[–]buttplugpeddler 0 points1 point ago

Hehe.

Therapists.

[–]FightWithTools 0 points1 point ago

He just needs some Fixodent and the voice thing would be solved....

[–]imtoooldforreddit 0 points1 point ago

that was perfect.

seriously, i can't be laughing this hard at work

[–]quaznaz 0 points1 point ago

[–]Uses_Old_Memes 0 points1 point ago

I opened it, closed; stopped as my brain processed it, and then opened it again. Then proceeded to literally piss myself.

[–]AdventureBum 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]batfish681 0 points1 point ago

Outstanding.

[–]jooooooeee 0 points1 point ago

Pushy Galore..

[–]FNG9232 0 points1 point ago*

Just wanted to point this out: in the picture, the guy is bald, and the german word for soon is bald.

[–]hickory-smoked 0 points1 point ago

I shee what you did thar.

[–]Calvinb27 0 points1 point ago

I'll take catch the shemen for four hundred!

[–]physicscat 0 points1 point ago

Well this is pretty damn awesome.

[–]Moses2112 0 points1 point ago

Looshersh whine and complain about their besht, winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen.

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

Can I get a glass of shcotch you nancy?

[–]MichaelShelton 0 points1 point ago

Manshoon.....

[–]bfdeveryday 0 points1 point ago

aweshome!!

[–]Lost_Horizon 0 points1 point ago

Oh god thats brilliant. Im Shitting.. Come shit next to me...

[–]lady_soul 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]xhupsahoy 0 points1 point ago

What is the only food that Sean Connery refuses to share?

[–]newmoanyuh 0 points1 point ago

...well?

[–]xhupsahoy 0 points1 point ago

Shellfish

[–]drom0515 0 points1 point ago

Now that is good!

[–]ThePiggle 0 points1 point ago

I love this!

[–]Fuhrerche 0 points1 point ago

Lmao

[–]phenguai 0 points1 point ago

[–]cbinvb 0 points1 point ago

You are now reading this in my voice.

[–]sanhozay 0 points1 point ago

shoon means dog in armenian

[–]Lord_Cuntington 0 points1 point ago

Surely it should SHORN.

[–]morphite65[!] 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else excited about Sir Billi?

[–]wigawam 0 points1 point ago

Wait, is that Sean Connery?

[–]Postybro 0 points1 point ago

shuck it, trebek

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

I shpewed on my deshk.

[–]Gavalar 0 points1 point ago

Oh! I only just got it, I thought that was the Star Trek guy but now I see it's Sean Connery

[–]mannyotr 0 points1 point ago

That's is plainly hilarious!

[–]DotCum -1 points0 points ago

…shhe'll shhop fer shhoes fer shhizzle

[–]StopReadingMyUser 2 points3 points ago

fer shishle

FTFY