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[–]nianu 561 points562 points ago

looks more like a comparison than an evolution

[–]jawnkoems 205 points206 points ago

looks more like a juxtaposition than a comparison

[–]Forty__Three 45 points46 points ago

looks more like an exposition than a juxtaposition

[–]ifuckzombies 24 points25 points ago

looks more like an elucidation than an exposition

[–]imthehacker 181 points182 points ago

looks more like the joke died 3 comments ago

[–]OmegaArcadia 77 points78 points ago

Looks more like a witticism than a joke to me.

[–]IFUCKINGLOVEMETH 39 points40 points ago

Looks more like a criticism than a witticism.

[–]IceColdJuiceBox 19 points20 points ago

It's dead, let it rest.

[–]IFUCKINGLOVEMETH 61 points62 points ago

If it's dead, it can't get tired.

[–]IceColdJuiceBox 17 points18 points ago

True, you may continue then.

[–]Demojen -1 points0 points ago

Looks more like a zombie than dead.

[–]svullenballe 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like it's not funny than it's dead.

[–]BigCheeseyNuggets 4 points5 points ago

That's a llama.

[–]LaCockle 2 points3 points ago

Whipping the llama's ass.

[–]svullenballe 1 point2 points ago

Nice try Winamp

[–]Vicker3000 11 points12 points ago

Beating dead horses: where beastiality meets necrophilia.

[–]ifuckzombies 9 points10 points ago

I'm only half OK with that

[–]Jawthumb 2 points3 points ago

Well shit.

[–]slayer8a 1 point2 points ago

Whale shit.

[–]DanjerBob 22 points23 points ago

Beating off dead horses: where beastiality meets necrophilia.

FTFY

[–]le37 1 point2 points ago

Looks more like an /r/gaming than an /r/funny

[–]Jux_ta_position 1 point2 points ago

Did somebody say juxtaposition? I'm here. What's up?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to call it an imposition

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng 129 points130 points ago

Couldn't the Doom POV just be him looking down his right arm, therefor making the arm look in the middle of his vision? Would mean he walks hella wierd though.

[–]Hikury 225 points226 points ago

Still pretty silly looking

[–]tofagerl 28 points29 points ago

No, he's walking sideways towards the right, limiting his profile. At least that's the way I figured it when I was ten.

[–]pyr4m1d 108 points109 points ago*

That's how you actually aim a gun...

[–]nuker2 84 points85 points ago

Nah, you don't really move your neck over your shoulder with handguns, you move the gun in front of your face. So the doom POV looks more realistic at the barrel, but the arm needs to go off to the right more.

[–]new_math 38 points39 points ago

nuker2 is pretty much right. here's a pretty good picture of a professional.

http://www.gunreports.com/media/newspics/doug-koenig.jpeg

[–]pyr4m1d 4 points5 points ago

that guy is shooting two handed, not one handed.

[–]new_math 9 points10 points ago

In real life you almost always shoot two handed (probably 99.9% of the time). Hollywood has propagated the myth that people shoot using only one hand.

This is because it probably increases accuracy by at least two-fold for most people, allows for faster target acquisition, and makes managing recoil after each shot easier.

[–]FloppY_ 2 points3 points ago

Contrary to popular belief, people do not use firearms like this in the real world (if they have the slightest idea what they are doing).

[–]veyronb 10 points11 points ago

is that a scope atop a pistol?

[–]ThaddyG 31 points32 points ago

Pretty sure it's just a transparent sight. I don't think it magnifies anything, there's just a dot in the middle of it.

Though I have seen big, long-barreled pistols with actual scopes on them most of those were in video games and movies.

[–]TheCake_IsA_Lie 11 points12 points ago

Actually, higher caliber pistols like the Smith and Wesson 460 or and .44 or .357 magnum can be shot accurately because of their higher velocity and longer barrels. The scope is quite practical in this sense.

[–]IIoWoII 0 points1 point ago

Isn't having one dot pretty much useless?

Shouldn't there be two dots? with one further away so you can "stack" them and then you are really aiming at what you're looking at?

[–]BreazyStreet 25 points26 points ago

top of the line dot sights actually have parallax tracking, where the dot will actually move when your head does, so it always aims at the same point.

[–]Whenthenighthascome 3 points4 points ago

Damn. Technology, you scary.

[–]gcso 9 points10 points ago

No, I had one on my bow and if your face and sight aren't lined up properly you won't even see the dot. It was the most accurate set up I've ever had on a bow, but I couldn't trust the battery while hunting all day so I gave it up.

[–]nyrixx 6 points7 points ago

Trijicon makes a tritium and fiber optic version that will never require batteries the tritium illuminates the reflex sight during low light and the fiber optic takes care of daylight situations.

[–]wadamw 3 points4 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_dot_sight

It uses a special lens/mirror such that the dot image appears at infinity. It does suffer from parallax to some extent, but is a lot more forgiving than iron sights.

[–]nyrixx 3 points4 points ago

that is actually a relfector or reflex sight. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reflector_sight

[–]lumbled 2 points3 points ago

Holographic pistol sight, probably. LukaCola said something to the effect below me. These sights are parallax-free, or as close as possible. The dot stays in the same position regardless of how you are aiming down the sight. This allows for rapid target acquisition, without the pain of lining up iron sights. They're pretty badass.

[–]LukaCola 5 points6 points ago

A red dot sight, I'd say.

Great for quick target acquisition, much more effective than looking down the iron sights of a pistol (which is annoyingly ineffective, at least to my inexperienced self)

[–]Black_Apalachi 1 point2 points ago

Red dot sight. /cod fag

[–]morleydresden 2 points3 points ago*

That man is shooting modern Isosceles. If he were shooting weaver, like Jack Weaver, it would look similar to how pyr4m1d described.

[–]ThaddyG 1 point2 points ago

Dat forearm

[–]ridger5 0 points1 point ago

Is that Costa?

[–]a_little_drunk 0 points1 point ago

Doug Koenig. Still Operator as Fuck, though.

[–]captainmcr 1 point2 points ago

But doom guy is only using one hand...

[–]TheCake_IsA_Lie 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, you don't move your neck but maneuver your body into place instead

[–]MelsEpicWheelTime 1 point2 points ago

Shit, i don't think any of these upvoters have ever shot a gun.

[–]altof 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I've seen its Shane's favorite position to shoot zombies with.

[–]Jazzremix 2 points3 points ago

m'ask you somethin

spits

[–]denfilade 6 points7 points ago

I imagine it to look more like this:

http://i.imgur.com/SaiHw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hUDWu.jpg

[–]the-fritz 0 points1 point ago

How dare you say that the doomguy looks silly! He "only" saved all of humanity by fighting fucking demons from hell... (with a little bit help from me controlling him). So what the fuck did you do that gives you the right to make fun of the space marine?

[–]reddell 0 points1 point ago

You would just turn your hips to the left so your right shoulder is closer to the target than the left (right handed people).

[–]Spontaneous_Orgasm 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure. Being sort of a gun expert I would have to say OOOOOOOHHHHHH FUCK YESSSSSSSS UUUUUGUGGH.

[–]Dolomite808 54 points55 points ago

Perhaps he was crab walking.

[–]MacGuyverism 67 points68 points ago

Wooooop-wooop-wooop-wooo-woooo-wooooo!

[–]yoweigh 14 points15 points ago

crab walk is the only acceptable form of transportation.

[–]brycex 2 points3 points ago

Sure he was LeBron

[–]rmhawesome 5 points6 points ago

Republic Commando actually got the perspective right for holding a pistol. The perspective is cut off because of their weird helmets

http://i.imgur.com/Le1rF.jpg

[–]cheesefilleddog 2 points3 points ago

Couldn't the Doom POV just be him looking down his left arm

FTFY: DoomGuy holds the pistol in his left hand. In the books, Flynn Taggart is a lefty as well.

[–]DocSporky510 1 point2 points ago

Yet Doom is one of the few FPS's where I can aim worth a crap

[–]Karmac 93 points94 points ago

It's all in the FOV.

[–]therealsteve 44 points45 points ago*

Hi r/funny. Let me explain karmac's comment. FOV means field of view. Basically, it means the angle that you can see at once without moving your head.

A human being has a huge field of vision, something like 120-180 degrees (it depends on your definitions). You can see stuff in your peripheral vision that is basically at a right angle to the direction you are looking.

But if you tried to stuff a humans' entire field of vision into a single flat monitor, it'd look all warped around the edges, like a Mercator projection. Most FPS use a field of view of around 75-90, and much less in the vertical direction. That's why you don't see the whole arm when you play a FPS. In real life, it would be in your peripheral vision. But your peripheral vision is cut off in the game.

So that guy in the first pic is not holding the gun up to his face. he's holding his arm outstretched, but the arm is cut off by the narrow field of vision.

tldr: OP is a moron.

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

But if you tried to stuff a humans' entire field of vision into a single flat monitor, it'd look all warped around the edges, like a Mercator projection.

You can tell if something is really close to your eye and you first look at it (maybe your finger resting on your nose), then shift your central vision to the side a bit (15° or so?) and note how the size appears to shrink. I found this out as a kid and it blew my mind!

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

Um, what?

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

I mean you can tell that there is a "warped" perspective to human vision; looks like a fisheye lens

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

That only happens when I wear glasses...

[–]FakeCrash 3 points4 points ago

Why are you getting downvoted? ;-;

[–]Aleitheo 7 points8 points ago

This is r/funny, not r/gaming. If it were the latter, most people would know what they are talking about since FOV is a pretty common term in gaming.

Here not as many people know what it means.

[–]ofNoImportance 3 points4 points ago

Unfortunately, r/gaming isn't smart enough to recognise that the apparent "closeness" of the gun to the screen in modern FPS games is caused by the FOV, not the length of the arm.

It's come up before.

[–]Trenchleaf 126 points127 points ago

actually doom one is most realistic.

[–]cajunbander 54 points55 points ago

Yeah, when I've shot handguns, I look down the barrel, most like the one in Doom. Except that I shoot with two hands.

[–]doucheyhipster 33 points34 points ago

That's just because you're not a bad enough dude to use only 1 hand.

[–]cajunbander 21 points22 points ago

I'd like to hit my target, and not just fire around wildly!

[–]SecretNegroArmy 14 points15 points ago

Where's the fun in that?

[–]FloppY_ 5 points6 points ago

Worked for Rambo

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 4 points5 points ago

I'm a bad enough dude to save the president from ninjas though.

[–]slickpickle 2 points3 points ago

one hand sideways is where it's at

[–]merkey 6 points7 points ago

BUT HOW DO YOU DUAL WIELD??

[–]MrChurchSir 1 point2 points ago

Personally, I just tie the gun my penis and jump up and down until it shoots. I hit my target sometimes.

[–]CODDE117 9 points10 points ago

If you put your hands out as though shooting a gun, you notice that you can see a v shape formed from your hands. If you take one away, you end up with a look that does not look like Doom Guy's.

[–]pyr4m1d 5 points6 points ago

If you shoot one handed you wouldn't be holding that one hand in the middle of your chest.

[–]CODDE117 0 points1 point ago

In the picture the hand is in the middle of the view. It CAN be straight, but it would be off to the side.

[–]alexdas77 0 points1 point ago

But if you take one hand away you change your stance .

[–]CODDE117 0 points1 point ago

You would have to be looking down your shoulder to have it look straight AND in the middle.

[–]alexdas77 0 points1 point ago

That's how I would stand if I was holding it with one hand.

[–]CODDE117 0 points1 point ago

Ah. Well I mean that isn't very useful for forward movement. Unless you like doing some kind of gallop skip thing. Then aim would be a problem there.

[–]Ihateyourdick 20 points21 points ago

Doom guy is almost trying to use the sights.

[–]ply447 11 points12 points ago

Which is ironic because of the auto-aim involved with vertical enemies.

[–]shhhhhhhhh 18 points19 points ago

it's not auto-aim, it's that it's actually a 2D game and the enemies are infinitely tall.

[–]ply447 1 point2 points ago

Forgot about that, Have not played it in its original engine in a long time.

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[–]imthehacker 2 points3 points ago

you sir are correct, or he's at least ambidextrous

[–]prboi 9 points10 points ago

Close your right eye & hold your right hand like you were holding a gun. Now you know why games put it like that.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 3 points4 points ago

Wow, it feels like I'm IN Goldeneye!

[–]Trackpad94 0 points1 point ago

Most accomplished shooters are able to, and prefer shooting with both eyes open.

[–]raisin_bran_in 59 points60 points ago

Are you calling goldeneye retarded?

[–]NewtonsLawl 50 points51 points ago

Let the witch-hunt begin!

[–]Devinm84 42 points43 points ago

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

[–]monkeys_pass 2 points3 points ago

Screw you man I'll shoot you with my pool cue stick.

[–]raisin_bran_in 1 point2 points ago

I'll slaps you to death.

[–]NekkidSnaku 18 points19 points ago

goldeneye did not age well

[–]beeztrain 36 points37 points ago

you are walkin a thin line on this website my good man

[–]imthehacker 49 points50 points ago

goldeneye did not age period

[–]Tyaedalis 8 points9 points ago

It really didn't. I have tried to play it many times (just last week in fact) and it's playable, but it looks bad and is just not much fun.

[–]Black_Apalachi 2 points3 points ago

I'm fairly sure everyone's love for it is mostly nostalgia. I've only played it once, and that was a few years ago when my mate dug his N64 out of his attic and hooked it up. I can't recall how many maps we played on; all I remember is running around in an underground cellar type of place and it was pretty boring.

I know that will piss many people off, but I'm sorry. There were various 007 games on the PS1/2 that I loved as a kid, but I'd be willing to bet that they would probably be crap too if I went back to them today. Hell, my favourite game ever was from the PS1 and I even found that slightly disappointing when I downloaded it from the PS Store.

[–]brycedriesenga 3 points4 points ago

I play GoldenEye for Wii quite a bit. I think it is pretty fun.

[–]hakkzpets 2 points3 points ago

I play Perfect Dark all the time (which everyone knows is GoldenEye but better). Only thing that hasn't aged well is those N64-controllers.

[–]Tyaedalis 0 points1 point ago

It might be the control scheme that makes it hard to play. Also 240p or whatever vertical resolution the N64 put out is just horrific on today's televisions.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I thought the Doom guy was left handed. http://images.wikia.com/doom/images/b/b3/Imp.png

[–]zBodude 1 point2 points ago

this. changes. EVERYTHING!

[–]tamponlollypops 8 points9 points ago

the doom one should be playing heavy metal guitar while it holds the gun to give homage to the original games soundtrack.

[–]acemnorsuvwxz 3 points4 points ago*

More like midi keyboard, since that's what the soundtrack actually was. Doom music - At Doom's Gate (E1M1) (PC-AdLib)

[–]tamponlollypops 11 points12 points ago

a midi keyboard imitating a heavy metal guitar.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 0 points1 point ago

Imitating Metallica and Slayer songs. The first song in the game sounded to me like a riff from Master of Puppets and it was the second level I think that sounded exactly like Behind the Crooked Cross by Slayer. I think there was one that sounded just like a Pantera song, but it's been so long.

[–]shhhhhhhhh 2 points3 points ago

brb, installing

[–]DeaJaye 2 points3 points ago

well, the top two are realistic insofar as you could hold a gun like that as you run around. You couldn't hit a barn door from the inside however.

[–]cohrt 4 points5 points ago

looks like someone was on /v/ yesterday

[–]holysocks 16 points17 points ago

at least Doom tried to aim

[–]Airazz 25 points26 points ago

[–]HairlessSasquatch 2 points3 points ago

The one that shows up upside down got me

[–]AssailantLF 4 points5 points ago

This post never said anywhere that Doom was retarded and imo it doesn't make sense to infer that either, so what are you talking about?

[–]Airazz 6 points7 points ago

Uhh, it's a joke. See where his hands come from?

[–]floop2011 7 points8 points ago

You sir are a moron, who has never held a gun!

[–]NonY450 2 points3 points ago

Leaves two extra fists for MORE GUNS.

[–]TheCake_IsA_Lie 2 points3 points ago

Not true, when you shoot a handgun one handed (or any gun for that matter), you turn your body to compensate for the recoil that your body will experience. If you shoot a shotgun for example, you will fall over if you are standing with your shoulder's square. Also, people generally close their nondominat eye to give themselves a sort of tunnel vision which helps focus on the sight of the gun. Hang guns being shot with one hand or two are the same thing. Doom is one of the more realistic ways to shoot. The other ones are all shooting for the hip which is a terribly stupid idea that is glorified in action movies. If you want to hit something, don't shoot from the hip.

[–]kungfucharlie 1 point2 points ago

Doom view is possible - tilt your head - just not useful.

Realistic view is only realistic when you have no clue what you're doing. If you want the real realistic view, place your left foot slightly more forward than your right and then hold up your right arm holding the gun. It will naturally be over in front of your face lining up the sights with your right eye. (reverse feet if your left eye dominant or left handed).

[–]Sect312 1 point2 points ago

realistic would have no gun and only crosshairs. Nobody hipfires from their face.

[–]paranoidbeemer 1 point2 points ago

I notice that none of these options have the gun held with two hands... the way people do it when they actually intend to hit their target.

[–]_rafiki_ 1 point2 points ago

The first post is obviously an attack on counter strike.

I say let downvote this COD loving asshole!

[–]Paultimate79 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the person who drew this never fired a fucking gun

[–]feor1300 1 point2 points ago

So wait, the Doom guy was one of the Zombies from Wolfenstein?

[–]SenorFreebie 1 point2 points ago

Your realistic POV is only possible if you detach the arm from the usually theoretical body by a good 1 meter. Game dev speaking.

Also, doom POV aligns to how a ready to sight gun would be held and the 'retarded' one is how a gun would appear to the left eye, while held off to the side.

There is a huge dichotomy in this where camera FOV is often faked in the first person view to allow people such as yourself with incorrect attitudes to take it as more realistic vs. this idea of 'iron sighting' as well where a view that should already be available to a sighted individual is transitioned from a left camera.

[–]imthehacker 7 points8 points ago

the position of the camera is not the position of the players face.

No one ever claimed the point of view was from the players eyeballs

[–]acemnorsuvwxz 29 points30 points ago

Then why is it called a First Person Shooter?

[–]Aleitheo 8 points9 points ago

Because it is from their perspective but not from their eyeballs.

[–]needlzor 5 points6 points ago

Came here to say just that. Which is also why you don't have a full angle on your vision, it's actually a cropped version of what the character is seeing.

[–]bumwine 3 points4 points ago

you don't have a full angle on your vision

Unless you're playing quake...after playing QuakeLive at 115 FOV every other game feels like its just trying to piss on your experience by cramping your vision.

[–]cinnamonandgravy 1 point2 points ago

it's actually a cropped version of what the character is seeing.

...presumably, from their eyeballs?

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 0 points1 point ago

Nope, from their sternum.

[–]imthehacker 0 points1 point ago

exactly

[–]silkforcalde 1 point2 points ago

You... you don't understand FOV at all do you?

[–]mutatedfreek 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, the good ol' Chesthands

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[–]nykzero 0 points1 point ago

Not retarded IRL, when you are clearing corners...

[–]CiantGunt 0 points1 point ago

i mimicked the pictures in real life as well.

[–]fedvladem 0 points1 point ago

[–]JacenSolo9 0 points1 point ago

I love the fact that one the first one, the retarded one, the gun is pointing to the inside of him on the left and on the right it's pointing to the outside. Brilliant.

[–]whambangbang 0 points1 point ago

I thought the title was FAPS game. Got excited for nothing.

[–]verxix 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention how much peripheral vision is missing from Skyrim and the like.

[–]sonofarex 0 points1 point ago

And then there was this game

You could adjust your arm and wrist to the point where you could be pointing the gun at yourself. Also you were a chick and if you looked down you could see a set of tits with a heart tattoo

[–]The_Govenment 0 points1 point ago

In what direction is it evolving?

[–]Show_you_mine_if_ 0 points1 point ago

Doomguy is obviously a Vortigaunt.

Obviously.

[–]Secretly_a_spider 0 points1 point ago

Actually, the "retarded" option makes sense when you use a proper FOV because of the distance between you and the monitor.

[–]wanbo37 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't this be in r/gaming?

[–]Zelik 0 points1 point ago

Was the lack of the character's legs intentional? Because in lots of FPSs you can't see your own legs when looking down, either.

[–]zekkerjah 0 points1 point ago

They are just different perspectives, ie. there is no "real" way to portray any of these, and any of them could be achieved with a camera and the right lens in reality. Certainly it is entirely subjective as to which one is "retarded" and which is the "best".

[–]brandondash 0 points1 point ago

Actually Steven Segal holds pistols that close.

[–]worldchampnick 0 points1 point ago

Oh yes, of course, you totally can't rotate your shoulder.

[–]captainmcr 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the doom guy is just standing sideways to be a smaller target, no arm in chest shit. Also this is a comparison, everyone else and their grandmoms have already said it, but I felt I had to add that in before I called the op a "numb nuts". Op you're a numb nuts. Or maybe you have numb nuts...?

[–]benreeper 0 points1 point ago

There was a game about a decade ago call Global Ops IIRC. I swear to God the guns were sideways.

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

if you think the "realistic" picture is a realistic way to shoot a pistol accurately then all I've got to say is you watch too many action movies.

[–]Insanitor37 0 points1 point ago

Wait till you see Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, and the first two of the Timesplitters trilogy. Your character appears to have telekinesis.

[–]looc22 0 points1 point ago

Doom is better.

[–]MeowMooWoof 0 points1 point ago

You're forgetting Quake, as well.

[–]FloppY_ 0 points1 point ago

OP you forgot the killshot

[–]Paranoism 0 points1 point ago

....what about Quake?

[–]rotato 0 points1 point ago

Games evolved from doom to retarded? Seems legit.

[–]PurpleSfinx 0 points1 point ago

I'm no gun user but for 'realistic' wouldn't you hold a gun with a slight bend in your elbow? And maybe with two hands?

[–]Viviparous 0 points1 point ago

Realistic would be two hands on the gun, not a guy holding his arm out and trying to hit the side of a truck / dislocate his shoulder

[–]Bennyy100 0 points1 point ago

what if he was standing sideways with his arm out sort of thing

[–]albatrossnecklassftw 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else imagine themselves as being an ostrich when playing doom? I always felt I was an ostrich because of the way the gun an head bobbles when running. I might just be weird like that...

[–]ridger5 0 points1 point ago

I've come to realize that the "hip shooting" angle used by many games is just the gun brought up to your shoulder, but then you close the eye closest to the gun and only look through the other.

[–]stoned_commentor 0 points1 point ago

i don't like FPS's very much because of this and the fact i'm bad. but it makes it kind of flashier, which at this point games like CoD and most things from EA but these are what we're buying and i want to like them but they are shit. im sorry but i hate battlefield 3 and ANY CoD game because at this point dice is lost. i'm sorry but they are a great company and my be able to go back to its roots as an independent company. we have the internet, it is the independent generation. or revolution. maybe thats passed. i'm younger than most redditors and am not a 90's kid. i remeber shit from the late 90's like fearbies, oopse i did it again, and the backstreet boys. but thats about it, i'm a 2000's kid, deal with it, im 17, at this point yes, you're kinda old. i am the generation that is doing this, we are causeing corprate to be as cheap and flashy as possible. we need a nother revolution. not over thorwing the govern't but an indepeandant revolution. there is still a govern't but you must make money independantly and from scratch, but i feel it is too late. that is my regret that if the world ends soon it will be through american fashism

[–]munkinstein 0 points1 point ago

Second one is not realistic considering most protagonists in video games would have had some firearms training. No one who wants to hit things consistently fires a handgun with one outstretched hand, it's just fucking dumb, you have no control, and it takes much longer to get back on target.

How to properly hold a handgun

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

3 arms in Doom, and he still couldn't hold a flashlight at the same time.

[–]CCSS 0 points1 point ago

Drawn by somebody who has obviously never held and fired a pistol.

[–]elmarko44 0 points1 point ago

Stoopidt

[–]Wondering_Wandering 0 points1 point ago

Whgat? Nah, in doom your head was always aiming down the sights. Really, it should be a bit tilted.

[–]Lysergic-25 0 points1 point ago

Whoever made this is a moron, the Doom one is the most realistic you look straight down the barrel when you shoot to line up the sights you don't look at the side of the gun like the other two examples, here Doom Shooting

[–]Crimyote 0 points1 point ago

... all these years and it wasn't until this moment that I realized Doom Guy is left handed. ಠ_ಠ

[–]radredditor 0 points1 point ago

Actually, covert operatives and special forces (CIA, Navy SEALs, etc) are trained to hold the gun close to their bodies, much like it shows in the top frame - though not so much close to the face. It's more to conceal the pistol in the operatives place, and also reduce the chance of someone snatching your gun at close range. Also more maneuverable and such.

[–]Muirbequ 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why you would want an arm covering half of your view. It's good game design. It's not a simulator...

[–]d00m3d_d00d 0 points1 point ago

Doom. Not even once.

[–]TotemoTanaka 0 points1 point ago

I'm not about to look through all the comments, but the reason that COD has the gun all the way there is because they're supposed to be holding it at their hip when you're not aiming down sights

[–]Tabesh 0 points1 point ago

Trespasser would like to have a word with you all.

[–]MattBootyBulan 0 points1 point ago

I believe Battlefield falls under realistic thank you very much.

CoD is stupid.

[–]TehRedBaron 0 points1 point ago

That's funny... when I look down the sights of a gun, the thing is squared in my vision like the "Doom" picture. If you see the side of the gun while you're aiming, you're doing it wrong.

[–]tiyx 0 points1 point ago

Ummm. The Doom version is the realistic version. You don't hold a side arm slanted and of to the side when shooting.