A freshman when the cops pull up outside

daschande · 5 months

Reminds me of one of the first parties I went to in college. Cops pull up outside, someone shouts "the cops are here!" and most people (being underage) panic and stampede in the opposite direction. The cops calmly walk up to the door, knock, and tell the person who lived there "We WERE just out here on a noise complaint, but it looks like the party's over; have a nice evening!"

Xqiz · 5 months

A deer walks into a bar..

funkydo · 5 months

Hunting in Russia.

All_the_other_kids · 5 months

Why did that guy knock over that bar stool? Was he like oh fuck a deer, lemme knock more shit over?

xerxeslaw · 5 months

I love the guy on the left. Jumps out of his stool and points, "Hey Barkeep, a deer!", like no one else noticed.

[deleted] · 5 months

Haha i remember being at a party while in highschool of +100 kids when the cops showed up. Kids started jumping over fences in droves and i was walking out front gate where cops were and they were just like are you fucking kidding me and then just told me to have a good night haha.

haiku1991 · 5 months

so... he turns into a deer?

Dulljack · 5 months

Dude at the top decides to join in by flipping a chair of his own.

enhance_that · 5 months

FRESHMEN AM I RIGHT! WHAT A BUNCH OF LITTLE WEENIES! LOL! SIGHHHH I'M SO WISE AND OLD.

Dacaris · 5 months

My friend lives in the town this happened in, middle of Ohio.

Careblair3 · 5 months

Would have been the "wildest" time of its life.

baronsmeg · 5 months

I guess he didn't like the service.

h413y · 5 months

Does anyone know the video this is from?

[deleted] · 5 months

One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or -DEEEEEER!!!!!

SuperSelfBeardsmith · 5 months

Where OP comes from, freshman get so frightened they cripple themselves and the cops shoot them to put them out of their misery. It's the mothafuckin' Wild Wild West.

BUMBLETOR · 5 months

I see the analogy but the gif makes me sad :(

Bealz · 5 months

Every time this gets reposted it reminds me of the Louis C.K. deer bit, classic.

skylla05 · 5 months

The first thing I thought of was that I need to make this bar my regular. The tables where I go are sticky as shit.

Brutalitor · 5 months

I read that as fisherman instead of freshman and I was confused as to why a fisherman would concern himself with a deer.

radherring · 5 months

Me when I stand up to leave the bar.

docrockzo · 5 months

I did this as a sophomore once (I was on probation though so yea). Ran to the back porch 3 stories up, hung from the ledge, thought I could let go and grab the floorboards. Of course from there I would land softly, ninja roll, and be the fuck out.

What really happened? My wrists hit the floorboard and I landed flat on my back. Cops never even went in the house. Good times

Noblerevenge · 5 months

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anonymousHacker · 5 months

This is similar to when I hear my favorite tv show in the other room.

mitosismonkey · 5 months

THE FLOOR IS MADE OF SLIPPERY

cthulhu_zuul · 5 months

Hey, I recognize this bar! It's in Bluffton, Ohio, my hometown and I try to go there whenever I'm in town.

They have a deer head mounted above the bar now. They took it pretty well in stride.

gryphon697 · 5 months

OH DEER! :O

PeachFuzzzz · 5 months

Sadly this is true of most juniors at my university too.

tza999 · 5 months

This was hilarious, it happened when I went to school in that town. There were two of them that bolted in and broke the glass doors on their way in. At the time the Bucks were doing really well, and this being in Wisconsin made it that much better.

mr-scratch · 5 months

I love when I see this on Reddit. I live in this town, and that bar makes fucking amazing pizza.... now I want some.

[deleted] · 5 months

HAHAAAAA www.instantostrich.com , i laughed out loud

JohnnyCashed · 5 months

TOO TRUE haha

Tashre · 5 months

Love the guy on the left who gets up and points.

"Did you see that?!"

darkkittykatt · 5 months

all i came here to say is, oh dear.

quiet_observation · 5 months

Can anyone please explain what is going on behind the bar? I've watched it over and over to no avail. It looks maybe like he pushes someone and then grabs his hat?

reynej · 5 months

Nothing to see here, move along.

Bayshun · 5 months

They turn into a deer. I ALWAYS KNEW IT

CapnScumbone · 5 months

Alternatively-

I SAID I ordered a Moosehead!

KingWhompus · 5 months

Paranormal Activity 4 footage

ALKINDA · 5 months

really 1000 ups for a repost not a week ago

Trojanbp · 5 months

Excatly, Me and my friends are like this whenever we're at a bar.
Random Dude: The Cops are coming

Us: Good thing we brought our jetpacks

ansyhrrian · 5 months

This actually took place in Menomonie, WI. I've been to that bar many a time for my "hunting" expedition every November. Stout Ale House is the name, and they know how to take care of folks that have been hunting beer all weekend. Cuz, see, that's the game we're after.

Hops and barley.

Edit: CCTV video of where it was eventually caught: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy2eahYH-R4

vivvav · 5 months

Aw man, I hear that. When I was a freshman last year, I turned into a deer whenever I saw the cops too.

thetractorking · 5 months

"It was like I was in slow motion....I was moving my arms and my legs, but I just couldn't go anywhere....."

3dbdotcom · 5 months

or a predator when Chris Hansen walks in....

MunkyMastr · 5 months

I've seen this gif a lot, but this is the best caption ever.

cauth0n · 5 months

And this is the first time I have ever seen this.

overweightanorexic · 5 months

WTF is that ostrich doing inside that camper-van?

RydotGuy · 5 months

Reminds me of the last 15 times i saw this posted on reddit. Man now those we're some hardcore times.

warowords · 5 months

Deer really don't know how to use chairs.

leifureir · 5 months

I'm pretty sure that's a deer.

All_Tan_Everything · 5 months

so, for those of us not in college, what actually happens/should happen when the cops show up?

[deleted] · 5 months

I am 25 and I still run when ever the cops show. It is one of the best adrenaline highs I have ever gotten.

wearsredsox · 5 months

I had a friend that took off through the backyards of the neighborhood when the cops showed up. Ran straight into a clothesline and had a visible stripe right under his nose for a good month.

slartzy · 5 months

gives everyone the finger then runs

myredsocksareawesome · 5 months

Ignoring the title, the .gif made me laugh so hard.

Quothefool · 5 months

Oh man thanks for the genuine laugh! I'm always just zombie-clicking things and sort going, "hehe, i see what you did there..." but this genuinely made me crack up man.

cheezewizz2000 · 5 months

Oh deer.

kevka · 5 months

All these freshman jokes and mockeries refer to my freshman year of high school, rather than college. But then again, I meet a lot of people who didn't even have a smoke, toke, line of coke, or a drink until they were eighteen. Usually they are people from different towns. I guess that says something about the kids where I live.

brixed · 5 months

The runners always make it easier for the rest of to get away they always go after the ones who run. It's funny to cause I once saw a guy chuck a full beer into a cops windshield and some other kid ran and got dive tackled by the cops cause they thought he threw it while the guy really did just walked away.

DRTYRYDR686 · 5 months

Hahahaha so true! Awesome

2biggiesmalls3 · 5 months

Yeah! Because freshmen are stupid!

Sobertese · 5 months

"why the long... Waaaiitt a second"

TimelordVagrant · 5 months

I pictured what happened as: it's mating season and the deer sees a "rival" (or it's reflection in the window) so it angrily charges it and proceeds to, in it's eyes, enter a whole new dimension.

tza999 · 5 months

This was hilarious, it happened when I went to school in that town. There were two of them that bolted in and broke the glass doors on their way in. At the time the Bucks were doing really well, and this being in Wisconsin made it that much better.

Roflkopt3r · 5 months

Americans...

thenikmarr · 5 months

I've totally partied with that guy! He's so weird, he just walks around staring at everyone, and gets really awkward when cars drive up... But in all seriousness, I laughed.

find_a_cause · 5 months

Makes me so glad I went to a private college that basically gave everyone free reign to do as we pleased.

fishfinger · 5 months

Why does it have to be a fucking animated gif... every time... What is wrong with a video clip...

llollercoaster · 5 months

A repost when it gets reposted on reddit yet again.

Noblerevenge · 5 months

If this happened at a bar near where I live, all the rednecks would be tackling the deer or going out to their trucks to get the 12-gauges. Afterwards, there would be a long party at the bar full of free deer meat and a river of beer flowing.

funny

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