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[–]kjGoBlue 37 points38 points ago

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He's staring straight into my soul...

[–]CannablePilot 2 points3 points ago

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Almost as bad as hypno toad... I'm so thirsty right now O.O

[–]TardMuffins 5 points6 points ago

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Only your soul and satisfy his need.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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what?

[–]CottonCandyPony 10 points11 points ago

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It took a while until I understood how this works.

[–]bigroblee 9 points10 points ago

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This is the only way my cat will drink. I have come to the conclusion that she would die of dehydration rather than drink from bowls of water left about the house.

[–]Dukelicious 0 points1 point ago

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We let my cat do this for about a month back in 2007. To get him off the tap, we had to buy a water fountain drinking bowl that he eventually begrudgingly accepted. Still, 5 years later, every time he sees me go into my bathroom, he runs in and jumps expectantly up onto the counter.

[–]DrQuailMan 0 points1 point ago

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Mine was raised on the faucet and a regular bowl. we got a fountain bowl recently but the sound it makes just freaks him the fuck out, so it just kind of sits there off to the side. it would be nice if there were quieter ones out there.

[–]bigroblee 0 points1 point ago

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I tried one of those made by Drinkwell. I really thought that would do the trick, but even with it running and new filters she wouldn't go for it. Since I don't have a water bill, I just leave the kitchen on a trickle for her; just enough so it's a stream rather than drips.

[–]Pixshel -1 points0 points ago

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I thought it was saliva or slime...or something.

[–]Hippocampus 3 points4 points ago

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I thought that was a small motor attached to the cat...I was horrified for a while

[–]Pixshel 2 points3 points ago

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I don't even know how you saw that.

[–]WhipThemPotatoesHard 0 points1 point ago

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Same here, I was about to comment animal abuse.

[–]rubes6 -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't he get tired

[–]Squalor- 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Insanitor37 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! I'm using a... thing that used to be an mp3 player, but then got out of hand and became a step below a phone. Or should I say ipod? Anyway, I CAN TURN IT SIDEWAYS! MWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

[–]Silver_Crystal -1 points0 points ago

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Yes!

[–]eugenerhan 6 points7 points ago

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why do you mock me, cat. why.

[–]floyd1989 2 points3 points ago

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This is what you give me when I clearly expected porn?

[–]KD87 6 points7 points ago

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Thats a lil creepy..

[–]Jethro_Spurn 2 points3 points ago

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I can't stop looking into his eyes.....

[–]yotp0195 -1 points0 points ago

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His eyes remain me of this documentary.

[–]SimilarImage 6 points7 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months Le0Regulus Thirsty Kitty /r/gifs 7 108
1 month julllleee My cat drinking water /r/aww 2 3
8 months jasonjulias Tastes good man /r/pics 2 16

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[–]speakstupor 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, I see the typical "my ______ " repost.

[–]leeroy4576 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SALLstice 2 points3 points ago

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This would do well in /r/creepy

[–]Enzo23R6 1 point2 points ago

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When does this video stop?

[–]Rotuyoh 1 point2 points ago

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Peropero peropero peropero....

Lickety-lickety

[–]evanthesquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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what the fuck did I just watch?

[–]workadayfilmcritic 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking cats.

[–]Rivets400 0 points1 point ago

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Staring contest now! Fuck you cat. You don't even blink!

[–]townsleyc 0 points1 point ago

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Just because it's flipped sideways doesn't mean it's not a repost

[–]brandstone 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I_From_Yugoslav 0 points1 point ago

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Silly cat makes me laugh.

[–]hallister 0 points1 point ago

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the slow version is even creepier.

[–]lizardkings 0 points1 point ago

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its bat cat!

[–]Rob1150 0 points1 point ago

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That must be some delicious water.

[–]saxuhmuhphone 0 points1 point ago

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[–]piper4123w 0 points1 point ago

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Ummm..... Why aren't there any dick jokes on this yet

[–]macVillain 0 points1 point ago

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I almost exclusively drink water like this. Not licks, but chugging from that position. Is that weird?

Please no comments on that second sentence.

[–]DopeMonkey4201369 0 points1 point ago

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For the past two minutes I clearly saw a cat sitting crooked on a wall drooling sideways.[6]

[–]clintonius 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pantiekeys 0 points1 point ago

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i'm on my side and so is my laptop. it's funny cos i'm looking straight at the kitty.

[–]ttmp22 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first "animal doing something funny" pic/gif I've seen that was worth existing.

[–]mjreans 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AdriansVFX 0 points1 point ago

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that's what I look like the morning after pub night...

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

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Tomebody hep me!

I been hypmotised!!!

[–]izziMARIE 0 points1 point ago

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My cat back home would do this all the time. :3

[–]glickplick 0 points1 point ago

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This cat's methods are superior: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8jiP5GAQbE

[–]LT_Richard_Fromage -1 points0 points ago

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He's LOOKING into my soul!!!!

[–]bledolikiq -1 points0 points ago

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This is how virgin men look like the first time they go down on a girl.

[–]puddingpops -1 points0 points ago

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[–]otaku175 -1 points0 points ago

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This cat is licking in perfect sync with Map of the Problematique by Muse and it's making me lol

[–]KD87 -1 points0 points ago

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I've gotto say, that is a little creepy..

[–]Santorayo -1 points0 points ago

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i cant be the only one that tilted his head to the left and noticed that its still not right...

[–]domdeath -1 points0 points ago

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But ... how is the cat holding onto the wall and ... how is the water going sideways? Ohhhh

[–]V3nom -1 points0 points ago

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ctrl+alt+←

[–]shivering -1 points0 points ago

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Brilliant.

[–]Icanhazcomment -1 points0 points ago

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I was browsing on my phone, tilted to is left side and opened this picture. It actually creeped me out.

[–]bokbok -1 points0 points ago

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Disturbing

[–]nightwood -1 points0 points ago

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I counted four licks, actually.

[–]Armyless -1 points0 points ago

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I want this hanging on my wall with an LCD picture viewer right by the front door.

[–]CptReynolds -1 points0 points ago

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I've been watching this for 3 hours... that cat is thirsty!!!

[–]perkvan -1 points0 points ago

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I was watching this while listening to music, and s/he was slowly falling off the beat, like watching the blinker on the car in front of you start slowly happening faster than your own when at first they were matching...

[–]Chrischn89 -1 points0 points ago

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"Problem?"

[–]Viperspider -1 points0 points ago

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I cant.. look ... away..

[–]CosmicChrist -1 points0 points ago

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:bearhands:

[–]Sir_Meowsalot -1 points0 points ago

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"Nyam nyam nyam nyam..."

[–]CardboardHeatshield -1 points0 points ago

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Hangover kitty just woke up with his body screaming "FEED ME WATER RIGHT NOW OR WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!"

[–]Kauii[!] -1 points0 points ago

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totally licking to the beat of my music

[–]gnarlysaurus -1 points0 points ago

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I like putting my finger on the screen so he licks it. Licks it real good.

[–]npech001 -2 points-1 points ago

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No bullshit, this has been my homepage for at least 3 months now.

[–]Daehtihs -3 points-2 points ago

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One thousand times downvote. D<

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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My cat does this, but she faces the other direction.