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[–]natelanz 28 points29 points ago

I miss the fuck out of Mr. Show.

[–]jaddesgreen 3 points4 points ago

me too. :-(

[–]thingsomething 2 points3 points ago

That show had the best "What the fuck!"s

[–]ewwe_ewwe 2 points3 points ago

do you mind if i use this chair?

[–]natelanz 2 points3 points ago

sure

[–]ewwe_ewwe 3 points4 points ago

oh... no, i'm sorry. that's part of the act.

[–]natelanz 1 point2 points ago

sorry, start again.

[–]Janus80 0 points1 point ago

You can't trust a man what's made of gas! Not you, Zaxon, you're one of the good ones. There's white people made of gas, you know what I mean

[–]frederiik 36 points37 points ago

And then you read the comments to find a mirror! :-)

[–]thehomie 17 points18 points ago

I read nothing.

Ctrl + F all day, motherfuckers.

[–]DeeWall 6 points7 points ago

What did you search for in this one?

[–]frederiik 9 points10 points ago

[–]thehomie 1 point2 points ago

Did this post link to a video that "has been removed by the user?"

[–]T04ST3R 6 points7 points ago

except, when there is no mirror

[–]almosteeen58 0 points1 point ago

Then you go buy a mirror.

[–]breachgnome 0 points1 point ago

You don't even need to read the comments if it was a youtube video. You just take out the "www.reddit.com" part out of the comments URL and replace it with "rmirror.net". Example:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r9vkm/my_reaction_when_i_click_a_front_page_link_and/

would look like:

rmirror.net/r/funny/comments/r9vkm/my_reaction_when_i_click_a_front_page_link_and/

[–]ABusFullaJewz 0 points1 point ago

clever.

[–]stlrams81 6 points7 points ago

I always re-read the title 20 times to see if "This video has been removed by the user." is supposed to be the joke.

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[–]IHaveToBeThatGuy 1 point2 points ago

It's too bad they cut off the Saul Goodman precursor at the end

[–]TalkinMime 0 points1 point ago

"You're SENIOR JACKASSES!"

[–]locopyro13 2 points3 points ago

Like the "80 miles at 80mph question" video?

[–]Trusk_Fundz 2 points3 points ago

Mr. Show man. Netflix you still have work to do!

[–]sircmpwn 2 points3 points ago

Protip: Go to the comments, and replace reddit.com with rmirror.net.

Instant mirror for any video posted to Reddit.

[–]krusher67 3 points4 points ago

What the French Toast??

[–]TalkinMime 0 points1 point ago

I talk like a gif. No sound.

[–]Shadax -1 points0 points ago

No. He says "What the fuck?" actually.

[–]krusher67 -3 points-2 points ago

Thanks captain obvious. Not all of us use such expletives all the time. Sure I'll yell it if I smash my thumb badly, but I try to avoid it. Takes a quick mind to blurt something else out that won't offend others or become a stumbling block to the little ones.

[–]BrendanFraser 0 points1 point ago

Unless you don't care if others are offended.

[–]beer_madness 1 point2 points ago

[–]DangerMouseToby 1 point2 points ago

Is the chap in the gif in Small Soldiers? The guy that says 'You put munitions chips in toys?'

[–]Luken45 1 point2 points ago

I was really hoping I would click on it and it would be removed by user

[–]Captainpatch -2 points-1 points ago

2 months Socially_awkward_pen Seeing my own content reposted on the front page here 90 933

and...

2 months lynnje Seeing my own content reposted on the front page - reposted here 65 749

The 2nd one didn't get more upvotes than the first. Shame on all of you.

[–]ImLivingImDead 0 points1 point ago

My mind was saying what the fuck before the gif loaded. Well done.

[–]danc4498 0 points1 point ago

My reaction: Click comments, finds same video hosted elsewhere within the top 3 comments.

[–]DavenIII 0 points1 point ago

would have just found a distinguishing mark on the racket asked the kid about it if he didn't know about it I'd leave it up there.

[–]martintrenker 0 points1 point ago

it would be a nice change from "this video is blocked because GEMA is a greedy bunch of dickheads and someone in this video humms a song you are not allowed to hear from a source that doesn't pay us. sucker" and switching to a proxy just for this video.

[–]Mattxy8 0 points1 point ago

When I see a repost on the front page: down vote

[–]rob132 0 points1 point ago

Let's blow up tho moon

[–]shelbymorgan 0 points1 point ago

[–]FriskyCotton 0 points1 point ago

Definitely my reaction since I'm too lazy to actually search for anything.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE FIRED!

[–]webbernets1 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]theDARKtrail09 0 points1 point ago

"i do believe as a whole, women are smarter than men. i also think dogs, are smarter than women."

[–]CrackedPepper86 -1 points0 points ago

Oh my god. I can read lips.