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[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 266 points267 points ago

This is a comment about upvotes, in a post about upvotes; upvotes.

[–]ShootStation 106 points107 points ago

Upvoted for upvote reference.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 77 points78 points ago

Upvoted for upvoting.

[–]ShootStation 51 points52 points ago

[–]ngtstkr 44 points45 points ago

I'll just slip in right here for some upvotes.

[–]Hlidarendi 38 points39 points ago

This is like r/trees!

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 40 points41 points ago

Welcome to the circlejerk frient!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]wadester2489 25 points26 points ago

Not until our hands get tired!

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 19 points20 points ago

Or we run out of bacon lube.

[–]alekso56 -5 points-4 points ago*

The usernames! they are evolving! EDIT: went down with the ship.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

bam up voted for upvoting the upvote to the comment upvote to the post

[–]Vthokie15 10 points11 points ago

Upvoteception..?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

awkward, but good attempt, upvote!

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 12 points13 points ago

U P V O T E D

[–]upvotes__everything 8 points9 points ago

Upvotes. All around.

[–]mrglenbeck 0 points1 point ago

Upvote? I'll upvote that!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

That many dreams within dreams is too unstable!

[–]Schr0dingerr 1 point2 points ago

Upvotes are always stable.

[–]rothan 4 points5 points ago

Upvotes all the way down.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 4 points5 points ago

Upvotes all the way around the circle. Mmmmm. Just like that bro, yeah.

[–]lesslucid 1 point2 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like upvotes, so I put some upvotes in your upvotes so you can upvote while you upvote.

[–]gillyguthrie -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for partially censoring your username; "ass" would have been crossing the line.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

Upvoted for science :)

[–]aheadwarp9 4 points5 points ago

You say upvote, I say upboat, lets call the whole thing off!

Upbear!

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 9 points10 points ago

And you get an upvote, and you get an upvote... everybody gets an upvote!

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 16 points17 points ago

[–]MufasaSimba 1 point2 points ago

[–]the_troller 1 point2 points ago

And you fet an upvote too... NOPE! Chuck Testa

[–]the_troller 0 points1 point ago

*get

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I'm five hours late, any upvotes left?

[–]MufasaSimba 1 point2 points ago

looks at wristwatch wearily...

aaalrrright, one more before we close.

[–]freecandy_van 1 point2 points ago

One syllable away from a haiku... couldn't you have made "about" a " 'bout"?!?!

[–]UBERALLE5 2 points3 points ago

This is a comment about a comment about a .gif about upvotes; upvotes.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

inception

[–]BDaught -5 points-4 points ago

CTRL+F inception

Upvote!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

nice find

[–]PCsNBaseball -3 points-2 points ago

Not really a "find", considering Reddit made your gif after the above video made the front page months and months ago.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

twas the days before reddit for me, didn't know it existed on here

[–]berryhill 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much everything exists here, it's all reposts. I don't mind tho

[–]vendretta -4 points-3 points ago

You might say... he already reddat.

[–]jasontimmur 0 points1 point ago

If I caught myself saying that, I'd shoot myself right in my dumb face.

[–]vendretta -1 points0 points ago

It's in the guy's username ಠ_ಠ

[–]jasontimmur -1 points0 points ago

yeah whatever. still splooshy brains.

[–]dorke 12 points13 points ago

That sudden realization you are set for life ten years.

[–]whom 13 points14 points ago

If you know anything about investing, $1M is absolutely enough to live on for the rest of your life.

[–]bryntheskits 4 points5 points ago

Invest. 5% return.

50k a year is enough to live on pretty comfortably.

[–]whom 5 points6 points ago

Seriously. You can easily get 5% on FDIC insured investments.

[–]Karl_Marx_ 5 points6 points ago*

I could easily live off 1 Million dollars for the rest of my life without ever investing.

[–]fondlemeLeroy 8 points9 points ago

Yeah but that's cause you're a damn commie.

[–]PeopleAreStaring 5 points6 points ago

Simple, just die when it runs out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Bullshit, all the hookers and blow will burn through that money.

[–]clush 4 points5 points ago

Can get anywhere from 8-12% return from investing that much. I would gladly live off $100,000 a year.

[–]I-Love-You 4 points5 points ago

For an African tribe it will be for 100 years. So yeah, more than a life.

I mean the entire tribe (~30 people)

[–]stokleplinger 1 point2 points ago

I thought that ~30 people constituted a family over there.. Once you add up all the wifes and children...

[–]I-Love-You 0 points1 point ago

I'm talking about those small, isolated tribes where all the members of are relatives between them. The chances that one's Grandpa raped someone's else Grandma 40 years ago are like 99,99%.

[–]Vessix 1 point2 points ago

Are you serious? Fucking rich people.

[–]sreddit 1 point2 points ago

Here's the full showcase.

[–]yummybear 2 points3 points ago

How the hell can the content owner "not make that available on mobile". What the helle kind of a restriction is that. Imma pirate something just for that...

[–]meezajangles 0 points1 point ago

Some of my favourite comments on the youtube page:

"He has a paralyzing phobia of confetti."

"Whos the fat mexican?"

"as soon as he won he ditched the bitch....way to go son. way to go"

[–]BowlerNerd 0 points1 point ago

It sounds like someone starts yelling WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP when he wins.

[–]Dangger -1 points0 points ago

Statistics say that at least half of big jackpot winners end up in poverty within first five years of winning.

source

[–]fonola 0 points1 point ago

Hard to believe that, do you have other sources rather than this blog post?

[–]Dangger 0 points1 point ago

not really, this was the first thing I found in google and I remember this fun "fact" from somewhere else.

[–]gillyguthrie 0 points1 point ago

Makes sense. The majority of people that buy lottery tickets have no idea how to save money or spend responsibly.

[–]freisenburger 37 points38 points ago

Is that Ed Helms?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 6 points7 points ago

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

doppleganger

[–]Jazzbandrew 32 points33 points ago

Doppleganger? But I barely know her!

[–]zerotwozerofour 1 point2 points ago

Came here to make this comment, upvote for beating me by 3 hours.

[–]Hlidarendi 3 points4 points ago

I swear that's him. He's a better actor than I thought!

[–]xzhobo 21 points22 points ago

I seem to have ended up in /r/circlejerk again

[–]Se7en_Sinner 7 points8 points ago

Stop walking around with your pants down.

[–]fucksmith 0 points1 point ago

So brave

[–]condescendingHater 4 points5 points ago

This thread does a great job of further reinforcing the compounding gayness that is ever increasing on the reddit webspace.

[–]madamimadamimadam 2 points3 points ago

[–]NULLACCOUNT 0 points1 point ago

What is with showing the audience the price? They don't normally do that, do they?

[–]madamimadamimadam 1 point2 points ago

On that specific game, yes. Adds to the tension and keeps the audience engaged, I imagine.

[–]mrandersen 2 points3 points ago

This is how I feel after one or two upvotes...

[–]Choo41 2 points3 points ago

When one of my comments gets upvotes, it's probably because I posted it in the wrong submission.

[–]slightlyuseful 3 points4 points ago

I always loved how the sudden drop of confetti freaks him out even more.

[–]YouTypeA 2 points3 points ago

Downvoted

[–]Watergems 1 point2 points ago

I gave you an upvote because it's running so close... only up by 4. I feel like my vote really makes a difference in your life.

[–]NorthAve 1 point2 points ago*

That's from when he won both showcases and $1,000,000 on the Price is Right.

[–]easyeight 1 point2 points ago

RELEASE THE BEES!

[–]Ruddiver 1 point2 points ago

I got 800 votes for some throwaway comment and the ones I want to get upvotes get one vote.

[–]TarantusaurusRex 1 point2 points ago

You waited just long enough for me to forget. I appreciate that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Posting a comment then going to bed, coming back in the morning... HOLY SHIT I HAVE UPVOTES AND REPLIES! I CAN'T KEEP MY FANS WAITING ANY LONGER!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I could watch this gif forever.

[–]Swagstika 1 point2 points ago

Nobody ever pays me in upvotes :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It's the confetti at the end that did it for me.

[–]Jazzbandrew 4 points5 points ago

/r/reactiongifs would appreciate this.

[–]musiciskey 5 points6 points ago

Beachybeach, come on down! You're the next contestant on... The Post is UPVOTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

We're riding that wave in to shore!

[–]cDoubt 3 points4 points ago

idontknowthatfeel.jpg

[–]DiabloIII 8 points9 points ago

Upvote this for which OP receives no karma, but I do. I get a lot of that beautiful, orange arrowy karma. Oh, is that some karma I see? Come here, karma, let me stick my Reddit Enhancement Suite inside of you. Oh yeah. Mmmmm.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 4 points5 points ago

Let me get that for you bro, welcome to the circle.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

So brave.

[–]haxwellmill 0 points1 point ago

CRITERIA FOR A SUCCESSFUL COMMENT

1) Original post was only submitted an hour ago

2) Original post is on the frontpage and rising

3) Comment contains the word "cunt."

4) Comment contains the use of bold and/or capital letters

Okay, guys, don't shove that karma too hard up my ass.actuallydo

edit: 5) Ron Paul

[–]haimez 2 points3 points ago

Get the hell out of here you meta-pandering CUNT.

Ahem, Ron Paul.

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 0 points1 point ago

Keep it in your pants.

[–]mithical81 4 points5 points ago

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[–]swiftekho 3 points4 points ago

3rd Link click

Everyone is getting keys from Oprah.

Just imagine the car parking lot. Same cars for everyone all with different keys. There are hundreds of people in that audience. That means hundreds of, probably, identical cars but only one key matches. SNL or some skit show needs to do this.

[–]mathesong 5 points6 points ago

Well, then: upvote for you! (and hopefully for me too...)

[–]Strogglol 3 points4 points ago

You must be going apeshit right now.

[–]Yeebeme 2 points3 points ago*

I'm gonna upvote every damn comment in this thread.

[–]TimSpinks 1 point2 points ago

Come on Reddit, make my day

[–]DecafFaun93 1 point2 points ago

Thats actually a pretty good episode of Price is right.

[–]NoSubrannke 1 point2 points ago*

You have a confetti basket in your house and you rigged the mechanism to your Reddit account?

[–]gullale 0 points1 point ago

Where's the clown?

[–]fenshield 1 point2 points ago

This gif is from a special episode of the Price is Right where they were giving away a million dollars if you could get within $1000 of the right price on the showcase. This guy was an eccentric, dramatic weirdo, but he made it to the final showdown. And of course, he got like $800 away from guessing the right price. He won the million, against all odds, and preceded to fall on the floor crying after the confetti fell.

I hope someone has a gif with that part included.

[–]Thethuthinnang 1 point2 points ago

He wasn't just a weirdo, he was a preschool teacher who wanted to open a school for special needs kids in a town that didn't have one. This winning enabled him to fulfill his dream.

[–]The_Brodadia 1 point2 points ago

Anybody else have the price is right music go off in there head?

[–]reneepussman 0 points1 point ago

You can see that first piece of confetti scare the shit out of him when he turns his head.

[–]thratty 0 points1 point ago

The confetti at the end got me.

[–]skibum607 0 points1 point ago

Ed Helms.

[–]3danimator 0 points1 point ago

Yes yes...who gives a shit?

[–]CptQuestionMark 0 points1 point ago

Put this on /r/mfw

[–]randyjohns 0 points1 point ago

He just won a million dollars on the price is right.

[–]NonSequiturEdit 0 points1 point ago

"Oh God! Penises! Penises everywhere!"

[–]VisibleCunt 0 points1 point ago

Context of the gif please.

[–]sgtpppr 0 points1 point ago

"I have just now come from a party where I was its life and soul; witticisms streamed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me, but I went away — yes, the dash should be as long as the radius of the earth's orbit ——————————— and wanted to shoot myself." - Søren Kierkegaard

[–]noahgordon10 0 points1 point ago

Ed helms?

[–]Cluster_One 0 points1 point ago

i was at 100 ish yesterday, and then i posted a comment and this gif happened.

[–]C_Banks 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Ed Helms

[–]HULKSMASH_101 0 points1 point ago

Ha!

[–]FUCITADEL 0 points1 point ago

It's usually also the most thoughtless comment you make, too. Then it's UPBOATS CITY!!!

[–]Juanitohst14 0 points1 point ago

i wish i could experience this awesome feeling :(

[–]BoatWizard 0 points1 point ago

This has happened to me twice now. Feels good man.

[–]Cobra800089 0 points1 point ago

Jackpot

[–]RedWire89 0 points1 point ago

This is also how every husband reacts when his wife wants to try something new in bed.

[–]watchinthwheels 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel everything a girl hits on me.

[–]irishpride1430 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does that guy look like Andy from The Office?

[–]Kiara_186 0 points1 point ago

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[–]drewdie1st 0 points1 point ago

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 0 points1 point ago

I created this as a troll account but then I received 200 upvotes on my first comment. Damnit I'm not good at anything.

[–]Indestructavincible 0 points1 point ago

WOW REACTION GIF

[–]glitterandgore 0 points1 point ago

I lost it at the confetti....damn that was cute....

[–]maybeyourneighbor 0 points1 point ago

similar feeling to when your link receives upvotes my good man or woman?

[–]darksun32 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes for everyone!

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 0 points1 point ago

I know this feeling well. This morning I woke up to see a throwaway comment about cake with over 600 upvotes.

Edit: Found it: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/r8kep/what_is_the_most_unattractive_thing_you_commonly/c43thmq

[–]SimilarImage -2 points-1 points ago

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

well thats a debbie downer

[–]Cozmo23 5 points6 points ago

It's netted 0 Karma in the past. Maybe you will be the one to finally give this gif its big break and make its career.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago*

come on, lady luck!

[–]UBERALLE5 0 points1 point ago

It would seem this .gif has a 1/3 chance of making it. OH SHIT IT MADE IT! COME ON DOWN!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundee and I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

[–]Phish777 -1 points0 points ago

You have a paralyzing fear of confetti?

[–]Sergeant_Chili -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for contestant looking like Ed Helms.

[–]Dumpster_Baby -1 points0 points ago

Please use /r/reactiongifs

[–]Medza -1 points0 points ago

Happened to me , got 1.6k karma from saying 'Bitch please' followed by a slightly amusing but rather lame joke. Hell do it again reddit I don't mind , upvotes to the left

[–]robeph -1 points0 points ago

Do you really get excited about pointless and inconsequential upvotes?

This is a problem reddit, a real problem...

Another problem is these "When X this is .gif" posts getting upvotes... Seriously, we get it. You get excited when X happens, just say that. We've seen these gifs 1000 times in 1000 other of the same exact posts...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

haters wanna hate

[–]robeph 0 points1 point ago

No, haters don't want to hate, but shit posting like this makes it hard not to.

[–]Mannex -1 points0 points ago

look at this idiot caring about upvotes

you are the cancer that is killing reddit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

angry person much? I don't really care about imaginary votes on a website, it's just a bit of distraction from the copious amounts of work I have to do right now

[–]vulgar_scambag -1 points0 points ago

That's your mom's reaction when she first saw my dick last night.

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE -3 points-2 points ago

Time-Lost Proto-Drake spawns. You get to it first.